Tin Le Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 35 minutes ago, zhouboy said: please translate the "intimate parts" loljk. I know you're heart can't take it. hahaha just trying my luck It is out of my hand There is a limit on how much I can translate because Eng is not my mother tongue. It is almost impossible for me to do translations for intimate scenes. Moreover, I just have a little spare time on weekends Sorry if it disappoint you. P.S. I never got more than 6/10 for Literature 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jdyz Posted May 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2016 Small, happy book scenes in Qingdao for the weekend Spoiler In a blink, they'd already been in Qingdao for two weeks, since the second week, they had stopped living in hotels and rented an apartment. Firstly it saved money, secondly there was no need to go out and in multiple times a day. They hid inside throughout the day for schoolwork, walked by the beach a little in the evening, life was comfortable. “Sounds like someone’s knocking.” BLY looked at the door. GH stood up and opened it. “Hello, delivery service, this is your package, please sign.” GH’s face fell, needless to say, it was books. These days BLY didn’t have anything to do, he kept browsing books online, from textbooks to reference books to exercise books, almost a hundred now, delivery man came every day, GH signed every time. Furthermore, most of these books were for GH, BLY only supervised, so whenever GH saw the delivery man, he always wanted to give him a kick. “Why are you buying books again?” GH pouted, “Can’t you buy something else?” “What is there to buy? We aren’t in need of anything.” “Why yes we are!” GH played with the lighter in his hand, “Why don’t you buy a box of condoms?” “A box of...,” BLY clenched his teeth. “There’s also sex toys, yesterday I went online to look around, there are so many kinds, it would be fun to play with, I’ve never tried. Why don’t you take notice? Those are the things that can actually improve our quality of life, and you buy... books!!! I don’t care!” GH threw the book at hand on the ground with disdain. BLY gave him a cold look, “Pick it up.” GH bitterly looked at BLY for 3 seconds, but BLY didn’t need to count down, GH had voluntarily picked the book up already. “The book I gave you the other day, are you done with it?” BLY asked. “I’m done.” BLY skeptically scanned GH, now acting suspiciously righteous. “Let me check.” GH gave BLY the book, BLY opened it, and lo! Everything was done. He had already confiscated the solutions, so this was all GH’s doing, so to avoid GH’s trickery, he checked the answers to see if GH just wrote down nonsense, but he was pleased with the result. “So? I didn’t cheat right?” GH reached out to get the book back. BLY’s hand suddenly pulled back, pressed as hard as he could on the book, he sensed something wrong with the book’s thickness. He opened it again and looked at the page numbers, promptly blew up. What are you trying to pull? Every other page was missing, every other page was ripped out, needless to say, by that naughty little richard simmons. GH saw his scheme fall apart, quickly ran away. BLY chased behind, finally caught him in the bathroom, picked up a mop along the way, whipped him relentlessly until GH crawled into a corner and pleaded. “Don’t hit me, baobei, you hit me dead, who’s gonna serve you?” “I don’t need you, I can live well by myself.” GH turned around and pushed BLY into the wall, his thing pressed directly against little Yin Zi, shamelessly rubbing, he felt BLY shiver, then bit his ear. “Without my size, who can satiate your hunger, huh? With those hands of yours, however fast you stroke, it still can’t compare with my speed...” So GH had to take another savage whip. [GY came to Qingdao to find them, GH’s father also sent a team there to retrieve them, and a short gangster movie happened. A couple of confrontations with guns after, GWT pulled the team home and halted the hunt. It was almost new year and they finally had real peace (for dirty role playing lol).] The two of them came across a convenience store, GH patted BLY’s shoulder, “Wait here, I’m getting a pack of cigarette.” There were a lot of people, a long queue already formed at the checkout. BLY, bored with waiting, looked around and saw a tanghulu (skewered candied haws) shop. It’s not easy to find a place here with tanghulu ah! His eyes lit up with happiness, he pulled the store’s door to alert GH, without hearing any feedback, entered the candy shop. Holidays are crowded with people, beside locals, there are visitors and tourists. Even candy shop had queues, BLY hated standing in queue, normally it was GH who pushed and shoved to buy stuff, but he couldn’t contain his craving today, it had been a long while, he missed that taste. GH came out from the store, there was no sight of BLY. Scanning around, everywhere were full of people, but there was no BLY. They didn’t bring their phones while going out together, there was no way to contact if separated. Were it a normal day, it’d be fine to just come home, they are two guys, what is there to worry about? At most, just take a cab. But this was crucial time, a tiny little situation could easily send GH into hypersensitive mode. Cold sweat pouring, GH nervously stood there for a minute and started running around looking for BLY. He didn’t think of checking the stores along the street, because he never thought BLY would go buy something himself, GH often turned his thoughts down irrational paths like BLY was kidnapped, without a glance into the stores. So when BLY walked out, GH was already nowhere to be found. The convenience store was still crowded, BLY assumed GH was still waiting to check out, so he stood outside waiting, meanwhile enjoying his candy. When GH came back, one tanghulu stick was over. “Huh? Why are you coming from there?” BLY surprised. GH was so hasty his lips got all purple, now seeing BLY casually eating candy to the point of having sugar glistened all around his lips, how could he not launch himself into a rage? “You!!! Where were you gone to?” He howled. BLY’s face got nervous, his cheery mood dampened a bit, “I bought a couple of candy sticks.” He tried to give GH the remaining stick. GH didn’t take it, kept grilling, “You went to buy candies, why not give me a word? Do you know how worried I’ve been?” BLY also started seething, “I did alert you, you didn’t hear yourself.” “You stood in such a big noisy crowd, how could I hear you? Couldn’t you wait for me? Does eating just a little late kill you?” BLY’s hand suddenly dropped, thud! Landed the tanghulu stick. “Eat whatever the richard simmons you’d like!” He angrily said and walked away. GH pulled his coat back, BLY jerked out, GH kept yanking, BLY kept flipping out. Happily chitchatting one moment, now minutes later they were making a scene right on the street. BLY brutally planted a smash on GH’s face, people say while fighting each other just don’t hit in the face, GH fired up, kicked BLY directly in the butt. Well then! This kick sent master Bai into deep rage, no words could be of any help now, his face burned into ashes, BLY stopped a cab and left. GH stood awkwardly on the street, kept gritting his teeth. How old are you, why so childish? Just because of a candy stick, you fight me like this. Domestic harmony indeed can’t be built quickly in a day. He looked at the tanghulu stick on the ground, started to feel really bad. So he bought another stick to bring home. BLY arrived home first, in the bedroom tried to calm down, he didn’t care to tidy up, the groceries bought before laid scattered at the door. GH came back, there was no place to get his feet in. GH first took care of the groceries, then stood at the bedroom door, holding the candy stick, and cleared his throat. BLY paid no attention, turned his back toward GH, head straight on his shoulders. GH stepped in, put his hand on BLY’s shoulder, received a “richard simmons off” right away. GH brought the candy stick in front of BLY’s face, just to be thrown back. “Really angry huh?” BLY voice was cold, “You don’t deserve my anger.” “Was it that bad? Wasn’t it just because of a candy stick? Besides, it was you who threw it on the ground, haven’t I bought it back for you now? If this is not enough, there are more.” BLY fired up, “It’s not actually about the candy!” “So what is this all about? Because I yelled at you? Think it through yourself, was it all because of you today? Normally it’s okay, but what is the situation right now? If you didn’t find me, would you worry?” BLY deliberately said, “I wouldn’t.” GH knew BLY was trying to make him mad, so he pointed to his cheek, accused, “Look, look how hard you hit me, it’s blackened already, who on earth would cause this to another human being? What am I to you for you to treat me this way?” BLY’s intimidating eyes darted back, “Didn’t you also give me a kick?” “What? I basically used no force!” “Force or not, how could you know?” “Look at you, is this not anger?” GH pinched BLY’s cheek and teased, “It really hurt? Let me see, let me see if I broke that butt.” “richard simmons off!” BLY angrily shouted. GH cheerfully took a bite from the tanghulu stick, exclaimed, “Not bad! The flavor is really nice, don’t you want to have some?” then brought it close to BLY’s mouth. BLY didn’t care for his teasing. GH pulled back, took another haw, and chirped, “Hmmm, so sweet, so crisp...” BLY felt like standing beside him was a little child. GH continued until there were two haws left, waving the stick in front of BLY’s face, solemnly asked, “Really don’t want? I’ll eat it all!” “I mean what I said.” BLY was annoyed. “Today however it takes, I must get you to eat!” Keeping a haw between his teeth, GH kept BLY’s head in a grip, pushed toward BLY’s mouth. BLY kept turning left and right in vain, finally his lips caught a bit of sugar, he couldn’t help opening his mouth. Half a haw along with the other tongue entered, sweetness filled his mouth, BLY chewed the fruit, intentionally bit on GH’s tongue. GH pulled his tongue back in pain, then little by little, carefully licked up the sugar on BLY’s lips. [Cue the infamous Village chief Gu/Housewife Bai scene.] I'm gonna do the role playing scene if I have time (has it been translated however?), but the candy fight leads to this passage in Vol.2, after they meet (and fight) again after 8 years: Spoiler [BLY was at the army base after encountering GH and his "fiancé" while he was on a date himself.] BLY was busy until 2 in the morning, he looked at his phone. It was Zao Jun (kitchen god) festival already. It had been a while since he couldn't sleep, he kept tossing and turning, his body ached and his mind couldn't loosen up. His phone suddenly rang, by habit he thought it was emergency alert and sat up, but it was GH. His heart skipped, but he picked it up. "BLY, those eight years, have you ever missed me?" BLY twisted the corner of his blanket, these words, maybe it was because the night was too quiet, so quiet he couldn't lie. "I have." The other side kept silence for a long time, then suddenly voiced, "I'm so regretful, eight years ago, just because of a candy stick I bickered with you. Had I known it was the last time you had tanghulu with me, I would have never scolded you like that." ... 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skeletonworks Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 32 minutes ago, zhouboy said: Question: why is JY called whale? when and how did it started? Johnny's Chinese name is Jingyu (景瑜)sounds like whale in Chinese (鲸鱼). Only different characters in Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ximichem Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 somiske kept killing me with her fan art *^* “我真把它当儿子一样哄着,每天晚上抱着它睡觉。” "I'll treat it as a son, holding him to sleep every night." To anyone who had read volume 2.. bless y'all.. Spoiler "This is my son." 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skeletonworks Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Nada Helmy said: The comparison in physique between yuzhou is smth lovely. Look at the difference in fist size and like supposedly it's only 3 centimeters height difference between them yet Johnny is just so big and dominant I've been wondering about this and it's hard for me to believe that Zhouzhou is just 3 cm slightly shorter than Johnny. I think Zhouzhou is around 182 cm. Not 184.5 cm as he claimed. There's an obvious gap between them when they stand together sometimes. Johnny is just BIG everywhere lol. Zhouzhou actually has small frame as a boy. Perfect as 0. Perfect for Johnny. I think even his thigh is thinner than mine!!!! I'm beginning to imagine zhouzhou's hairy legs now and I wanna run my hand through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post aeislaeigh Posted May 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2016 Credit: cocoteam_didi Spoiler 33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scandani Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Baby whale looking good (edit: apparently not in Dandong, a week or two weeks old photo?) from ViVi's IG shared by yzonlykt 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuyuko Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I'm so happy I can cry after reading this post on facebook group about Zhouzhou's album. Addicted opening theme song When Hai has Yin is sung by Jingyu and Zhouzhou XD cred: Tap Chi La Cai Du Chau 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savekaya Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 To those who are interested in getting iQiYi VIP: Spoiler 1) use chrome/firefox, whichever that you hardly use. then look for a taiwan proxy from sites that updates 24/7. follow this set of instructions http://www.wikihow.com/Change-Proxy-Settings 2) go to iqiyi, make sure that you've entered the taiwan region(愛奇藝)<-this word form. open an account of your own through google plus/facebook. 3) then download iqiyi on your mobile device.(make sure you can pay with the app store account, and turn off your data location) 4)login to your iqiyi account on your phone you've created on your computer. then go the setting on your iqiyi app, change it to the taiwan region. 5)after that pay for your vip through your app. (app store for my case) 6) once the payment is successful, refresh the page on your computer, you should be in the vip mode. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ximichem Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, fuyuko said: I'm so happy I can cry after reading this post on facebook group about Zhouzhou's album. Addicted opening theme song When Hai has Yin is sung by Jingyu and Zhouzhou XD cred: Tap Chi La Cai Du Chau OP is 瑜洲国际International_YuZhou. And from what I've read on the comments below the post, they said it's misprinted and etc. Of course there're also other delulu comments saying to keep their finger crossed and eager to buy the album lmao 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuyuko Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, ximichem said: OP is 瑜洲国际International_YuZhou. And from what I've read on the comments below the post, they said it's misprinted and etc. Of course there're also other delulu comments saying to keep their finger crossed and eager to buy the album lmao I'm really going to cry my heart out in a corner if it's a misprint TT_TT the album will come out today right? We'll know soon then... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie10 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I want to jump back a couple of days to Johnny's ex-managers post about new projects... (nothing new, just speculation) Spoiler My first thought, before reading any comments, was that it's ZZ in this photo. I'm quite sure that's him. I'm less sure it's JY, but if it's ZZ, then the other one is most likely JY... ZZ has a particular way of sitting, which I can't explain, but which is very recognisable. But most of all, they're wearing a bunny shirt and a fox shirt! In HC, JY was team rabbit and ZZ team fox, right? So yeah, I'm quite sure that's them. Of course, XL will have lots of photos of them that we've never seen and it' possible his message isn't connected to them, that he just chose a photo of them to tease. But still, what does he mean posting like this? All of his posts lately are shrouded in mystery. Not the least the 'fanfic'. Why is he throwing out mysterious hints left and right? Why is this whole fandom filled with mysteries, riddles and secrets? (That's a rhetorical question, because I do know why it's like this. But sometimes, it's very tiring trying to figure what people are saying. If XL wanted to talk about new projects, completely unrelated to the boys, why involve them? Why make it a mystery? It's very suspicious. There is always the choice to keep completely quiet, if something is a secret. If you talk a lot about a secret, it makes everyone very curious about it and they will try to find out what it is. If you never mention it, people just won't know.) 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmmyzz Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 @savekaya Spoiler I'm pretty sure you are talking about sets of illegal iqiyi vip accounts because I've seen them by myself. But then you don't need VPN for account, you need VPN when you want to watch it. If you're not talking about those illegal sets of accounts, then I'm okay but hopefully you can put what you wrote under spoiler cut, it seems like you're advertising it. Thank you and sorry for pointing this out, I feel so uncomfortable seeing your post. @charlie10 Spoiler He posted full image of the boys in the picture, definitely not YZ but the way he hinted it... seems like YZ but it's not. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie10 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Spoiler 3 minutes ago, kmmyzz said: He posted full image of the boys in the picture, definitely not YZ but the way he hinted it... seems like YZ but it's not. A complete photo? Where? I can't find that. @kmmyzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savekaya Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, kmmyzz said: @savekaya Hide contents I'm pretty sure you are talking about sets of illegal iqiyi vip accounts because I've seen them by myself. But then you don't need VPN for account, you need VPN when you want to watch it. If you're not talking about those illegal sets of accounts, then I'm okay but hopefully you can put what you wrote under spoiler cut, it seems like you're advertising it. Thank you and sorry for pointing this out, I feel so uncomfortable seeing your post. @charlie10 Reveal hidden contents He posted full image of the boys in the picture, definitely not YZ but the way he hinted it... seems like YZ but it's not. Oh crap seems like i've misled quite a bit. Def not illegal because I paid for my own account and I've set them under my name, but if thats the case ill write it under spoiler and you guys can see if its fine. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bearology Posted May 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2016 27 minutes ago, ximichem said: OP is 瑜洲国际International_YuZhou. And from what I've read on the comments below the post, they said it's misprinted and etc. Of course there're also other delulu comments saying to keep their finger crossed and eager to buy the album lmao Fingers and toes cross!!! Well at least if its not YJ, I hope ZZ sings this song solo, please don't feat with anyone else 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ximichem Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, bearology said: please don't feat with anyone else AFAIK, there're speculations that ZZ's friends to be duet with him, 1 in Beijing, 1 Shanghai.. But they're ZZ's best friends so it's fine to me..cuz that time I'd force myself to be busy with my stash and neglect the reality 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearology Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 minute ago, ximichem said: AFAIK, there're speculations that ZZ's friends to be duet with him, 1 in Beijing, 1 Shanghai.. But they're ZZ's best friends so it's fine to me..cuz that time I'd force myself to be busy with my stash and neglect the reality Ok, Im fine, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna rant.....I just gonna watch the performance covering which ever side of the screen thats not ZZ. Sorry I love his friends too but not this song Or I hope someone in this awesome fandom with do "something" with those performance then I will watch it. Im sorry to ZZ's friends again... Is there a chance that its gonna be YZ singing in the album but just his friends to be duet with him on stage because of that everyone-know-what-reason-it-is? At least then in ZZ's first album, there's YZ (just like how they share all their first awards, fans, acting as CP, attending variety shows, etc).. OK I better stop Awww, ZZ why are you so harsh with your best friend lol. Im not sure about CR for this one. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ximichem Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, bearology said: At least then in ZZ's first album, there's YZ Spoiler Not for me. ZZ's first album is a very important step for his career. Shipping and delulu is welcoming but there should be awareness between expectation and reality. I'm sure that JY would be aware for that as well since he knows the industry long enough for these debut cases (And since it's official album and the song should be recorded again with full length and audio adjustment and other retouch works) so no. I cannot visualize a scenario of JY recording this song in the studio with ZZ*. Not to mention the song is linked to the series and its lyrics also, linking to the characters that they portrayed. Imo I don't reckon it to be a wise choice for his debut album and the agency must have been aware for that already.. And even if ZZ wanted to (which would never happen impov), JY would never agree for that.. And more of vice versa, JY is not the type to ask ZZ for such "favour".. So no. Erm.. *well they could, in delulu universe, and have the song played in their wedding, so yah 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skeletonworks Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 5 hours ago, bonchimiste said: As a sort of addition to my above post, the whole birthday ordeal actually starts in Chapter 82, "Ticket to the Past". It is the sweetest thing ever written, with GH becoming Superman again basically recreating the whole 1st Volume scene in the very apartment they had shared 8 years ago in just 10 hours. Reveal hidden contents He prepares the present together with BHQ, YM and one of LY's soldiers (the one GH tried to grill right in the hospital ward). BLY wakes up to everything being exactly as it was when they still went to high school, with his uniform prepared, and GH, also in uniform, telling him that he had bought breakfast. BLY just goes mental about the whole situation, because GH even found the dinosaur mobile phone he had used back in that time (2002, no). He tried calling his dad and YM and everyone continued to pester him about going to class. Poor BLY was more devasted than happy though, thinking about the hard military life he had endured during those years, and what if it was really all a dream, he couldn't believe it. While evil GH just sits there, stuffing his face with breakfast, acting all confused, we have BLY ripping the curtains to see the evidence of time travel in the street, and the disarrayed man gets surprised to see a huge building-tall writing "Happy Birthday" covered in roses, carried by a helicopter with YM and LY's soldier, with GH standing behind stunned BLY, laughing at him. BLY beats up his *ss and then they make out, YM and soldier awkwardly flying away. Only then BLY feels truly touched, for he stopped celebrating his birthdays 8 years ago. Of course, leave it to GH to remember all BLY dates. how does he not insist on celebrating the first time ly willingly let him touch his xiao yin weird Chapter 83, "Nicest Blessings", has the two serious adult males put on school uniforms and clamber up on a bicycle, because GH put his managerial skills to use (no one asked u) just to trick BLY, and had their clothes and cars taken away. So they had no other choice but go to BHQ's house by bycicle. lol When they put on uniforms, BLY commented that he felt stupid, trying to seem like a kid, to which confident GH replied, "I'm still young, I look the same as I did 8 years ago", and BLY laughed and told him to stfu, because his skin wasnt that nice anymore, and GH, "..." Reading the scene from Chapter 82 was really touching though, for obvious reasons. ;A; Imagining them do it in the drama with JY wearing OBEY hoodie instead of uniform tho, because, reasons. ;A; all the missed opportunities. In my defense for writing these summaries, I checked the first page for the Volume 2 posts, and didn't find these chapters mentioned, but they're so sweet >< so, I thought, why not... But the confirmation of the actual timing is in Chapter 84. Thanks for translating this. I'd put this up on the first page. But now it's not very convenient for me as I'm away from my computer. I don't need real sugar, I just need this and I'm all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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