[variety] Jiwhaza 작렬! 정신통일

[Guest bean1e]

what is HJSplit? and how do i use it?

[Guest mei_yee_chan]

Eh, people get edit out all the time on variety shows, why should DBSG be any different? The first game is quite time consuming. They have to cut it short, even so, there's not enough time. Jae and Changmin's Tiger Cave game was edited out, right? Or not all the members get to play the game?

I think they edit out some parts of the show because, like you said, the show has to be cut short otherwise it'll not fit the time slot of 1 hour+.

what is HJSplit? and how do i use it?

http://www.freebyte.com/hjsplit/

It's the software some of us use to split files that are too large to upload.

The person who downloads the split files then have to use the same software to join them back into one file.

Here's how to use it:

Download all the parts.

Put them in the same folder.

Open HJSplit and click the "Join" button.

Choose input file, which is the first part (the file extension is .001).

Click start and wait for the parts to join.

When done, you can delete the parts and have just one file, which is the original one.

Hope this helps.

[Guest luckyyou]

N - narrator

JSR - Ji Sang Ryul

OB: Ollayijeo Band (or Allie's Band?)

HY: Hyun Young

SB: Solbi

KYM : Kim Yong Man

SJH: Shin Jung Hwan

LGI: Lee Gae In

N: Last week, the dignitary occupying 정신통일 was unexpectedly visited by sycophant.

JSR: Perfect face, high military achievements, Hyun Young chief is the best. For you Hyun Young chief, I'll be your right hand.

OB: Chief Hyun Young, I'll be your left leg.

JSR: I'll be your 5th _____.

OB: (thought bubble) I lost.

HY: Anyways, it's good to see that you're in the right mind.

OB & JSR: Yes.

HY: From now on, don't even look at the enemy's face. You got it?

OB & JSR: Yes.

HY: Ok great.

SB: Boss, I've brought you some tea that'll aid in your mental preparation.

N: Hyun Young's staff member, Stubborn Solbi.

N: Just then, hungry and cold vagabonds, chief Kim's members, enter 정신통일 with a new scheme to pull off in order to regain their 정신통일.

KYM: Chief Hyun Young, I think it's time for you to leave this place.

SJH: Leave this place~

JSR: Chief Kim, before we stuff your mouth with garlic soy sauce medicine, SHUT YOUR MOUTH! (ok the garlic soy sauce part, I might have translated it wrong..)

LGI: You wicked ______.

SJR: You Siberian Husky!

LGI: You.. You..

HY: With what happened, you still come back here? It's not your ____ (liver?) that's full, but your stomach.

KYM: My stomach? Can you see my stomach?

SJH: I can see a lot of it.

LGI: What kind of words are those to say to our minister.

KYM: It's chief, not minister. (LGI switched one character and changed the word from chief --> minister)

KYM: We brought two people that'll make your lips tremble just by hearing their names.

HY: Ahaha, you must have not heard the news, we have brought the strongest warrior.

KYM: So you wanna go at it again?

HY: Sure, but don't you regret it!

HY & KYM: TVXQ!

more cmoing

[Guest DKYang]

Episode 2 (Join with AlZip)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

No limits on these links.

Directions:

1. Download and install AlZip (Link is given in first post)

2. Download all 5 parts and put them in same folder

3. Right click the first part (one with the icon) and extract.

Credits: wackeycashew's CB

I had problems when uploading these for some reason. So if you have a problem, PM me.

[Guest V A L XD]

I've only watched half of the episode but me and my sister both had a good laugh =] I love how the changed a bit of the tiger cage. I loved Micky's reaction when he got his answers wrong! haha

Luckyyou, would you like to join our subbing team =]

[Guest marupin]

man... this show is HILARIOUS!!! ahahaha!!! i can't stop laughing!!! loving this show so far!!! >_<

[Guest luckyyou]

N: Charisma Yuno Yunho

N: Persistently Clever-Headed Shia Junsu

N: Powerful Young Woong Jae Joong

N: Genius Choi Kang Chang Min

N: Exploding Smile Mickey Yoo Chun

CKH: This game is faster than last weeks. So be prepared mentally.

KYM: Just a while ago, this person was walking back and forth over there. It's him. Who's that?

SJH: Here's a Shadow Show.

SJH: Ah, the weather is nice today.

SJH: Oh, what brings you here?

YB: Starting next week, I'll keep my mouth shut.

CKH: Who do you choose for your first player?

KYM: Shin Jung Hwan

CKH: SJH, get into position.

SJH: Position..

SJH: There are 3 things necessary to succeed in this challenge. First of all speed, body coordination, third, underwear.

SJH: Everybody do you have your underwear on?

KYM: So it's the 3 S's.

SJH: Something like this might come up.

HY: You just tried it for the first time last week and it looks like you've improved.

SJH: I'm going to turn my neck. Did you all see that? Once again?

Theme: Tremble, tremble.

KYM: Looking at you now, I can see that this is "tremble, tremble."

SJH: It's really fast! It's not that I did it wrong right?

KYM: It's ok, it's ok!

YY: It was coming all of a sudden like "ooh duk ooh duk," then all of a sudden like a vacuum (or trash cleaner) you were gone.

HY: Yuno Yunho, cool-y start out for us.

KYM: Even the way he stretches is cool looking.

JSR: Yuno Yunho, show us this.

JSR: Hit it hard. Once more, harder.

JSR: Again so it makes a loud smack.

SJH: Now our side. Tae Kwon Do, 3rd level.

KYM: Ooh look.

MYC: It's not going to be much different than what Yunho did.

SJH: It must have been awhile since you did leg kicks because there was a "jjuk" sound.

HY: Let's say you succeed, can you show us a little bit of your ceremony dance?

Theme: Freeze

HY: That was hard, are you ok?

SJH: Sorry, but have you seen Yunho?

SJH: I have a request for the production. Next week, can we get a huge dryer?

KYM: By the looks of it, you're almost dried.

SJH: Oh really?

HY: Shin Jung Hwan, your face has water rashes (scabs).

SJH: Oh, once in awhile I grow mushrooms on my cheeks.

KYM: Eun Ji Won!

EJW: Watching everyone fall into the water, truthfully I'm not confident.

KYM: You have not one beam of charisma in your eyes right now.

Theme: Matrix

SJH: The more we watch, the more you lose charisma.

CKH: Who do you choose this time?

HY: Since no one has been able to pass any round, this time around I'm choosing someone who's succeed for sure! TVXQ's Best Choi-Kang Chang Min.

Theme: Park Tae Hwan (swimmer)

KYM: We also need someone who'll succeed.

SJH: Let's put in our ace.

KYM: Ok, Lee Gae In!

SJH: Everyone, right now you're watching Rokki's last round.

Theme: Eagle Shoot

[Guest luckyyou]

HY: Ji Sang Ryul.

JSR: Last week, I fell into the waters because of "Mom!" This time I'll show how it's done.

Theme: ____ Instinct

SJH: Everyone, pull out some seaweed to take home!

KYM: Mickey Yoochun!

Theme: Jang Jae Geun

everyone: Aerobic!

HY: There's one person who wore something and was sweating ever since. All Band!

OB: Since I wore this, I'll give you guys a handicap.

KYM: Who gives what to who?

OB: I'll take the fastest speed.

HY: Really?

OB: Yes.

KYM: So that was how you gave us the handicap?

Theme: Fire!!!

KYM: Catch some abalone for us.

*Pretending he can't hear them*

HY: Someone perfect and beautiful like me.. Solbi!

HY: Show us more!

SJH: Can you do the other leg?

SB: I can't do the other leg.

HY: How about the splits?

SB: Ow, it hurts.

KYM: She can't stand up!

Theme: Hip-UP

SB: What is this!!!!

SJH: That one was for our team, Binu!

KYM: She can do that for sure!

SJH: Of course

HY: Someone who'll break that wall... Young-Woong Jae Joong.

Theme: Show Some Strength

HY: Can we all go up and do this one?

SJH: It's that time now. Someone is already putting on their helmet and such.

KYM: I'll show how it's done.

SJH: Give me your glasses.

producer/director (someone): Take off your glasses.

KYM: Look at that, the producer is telling me to take off my glasses. They have something prepared..

SJH: From him telling you to take off your glasses, I can say it's not 4 stars.

KYM: I'm not going to try to be funny. I'm going to succeed 100%.

HY: Do you really believe you'll pass? Then if you fail, will you wear that wetsuit on next week's show?

KYM: Sure, I'll do it. If I lose, I'll wear that. I'm that confident.

Theme: Ahhck!

CKH: This is the last round for Hyun Young's team. Hyun Young is the only one left.

HY: I beg of you to give me something easy.

Theme: Win!!

HY: Oh no, what do I do?

HY: Ohh, do I look ok?

Theme: Gone With The Wind

HY: I'll do this one with Yunho.

SJH: So what was that with JSR?

HY: That was just practice.

Theme: Ool Mom

HY: Could it be that skit with Jo Hye Ryun & Seo Kyung Suk?

KYM: But does that have a pose?

EJW: It could be Jo Hye Ryun coming out and pushing 2 members.

KYM: We'll have EJW playing the son.

KBN: Since it's hard for me to piggy back EJW, so KYM, why don't you go out and do this one?

KBN: Your body is similar to a mom's body.

JSR: Just look at his backside.

KYM: Just awhile ago, I'm the person who had to float in the air.

KYM: See if you can piggyback me.

EJW: Who? Me?

KYM: Wait a minute. It felt like you were deep in the water.

KYM: Piggy back, piggy back!

KYM: You bad son. Can't even piggyback your mom!

EJW: What kind of mother piggybacks her son and then throws him in the water?

KBN: KYM has water in his pockets.

KYM: Do something about this.

Theme: 3 Great Kings

SJH: Maybe it's a shape of the Korean alphabet?

MYC: A, B, C (in Korean of course)

KYM: Who's going in for this one?

OB: I have to do one again. I didn't get much camera time. There's people out there who wants to see me.

HY: Then you choose the other members to do it with you.

OB: JSR.

JSR: Nah, I don't want to do this one.

SJH: If he chooses you, you have to do it.

OB: I choose Solbi.

SB: Why'd you pick me??

Theme: Da Vinci's Code

MYC: It's this.

KYM: Why did you give them that hint?

HY: For our team, the 3 members of TVXQ.

Theme: More and More

SJH: Could it be that it'll come faster and faster?

KYM: It's either some pose that's growing more and more..

KYM: The human being map of evolution.

HY: Or it could be a death sentence with two holes.

KYM: For our team, SJH

SJH: I'll choose the next 2. KYM!

KYM: SJH, take a break!

KYM: Shia, Mickey Yoochun, and you.

KYM: Go out there and win.

SJH: Ok, let's go!

KYM: How did you win that one?

SJH: I knew there was a purpose for my narrow shoulders.

LGI: Go do your "Whiskey Please" dance in front of TVXQ.

JSR: I'll also add my "ABC" dance.

EJW: What does that mean, "whiskey please?"

JSR: It's just ____.

JSR: I said I won't do this!

SJH: Did anyone tell you do to the ABC dance?

OB: It seems like we have to force the conversation out on this program.

OB: The talk (conversations) aren't fun.

KYM: Junsu, something you'll have to watch for is that once you turn around, the lights go off.

JSR: For the guys, they take an x-ray of you.

HY: Just be comfortable and have fun with me. You trust nuna [me] right?

XJS: Yes.

HY: Ohh, I'm scared.

XJS: Ohh, what a surprise.

HY: Is that a dog?

MAN: Yes, this is a liondog.

XJS: Are they that big?

HY: Oh no, oh no! What do I do, I'm scared!

MAN: His name is Dirt Bear and he's from the Lion Dog breed.

HY: Ahh, I'm scared.

[acting all weak]

JSR: Chief, straighten up your act.

KYM: She sure is touching a lot!

MAN: What's so scary?

HY: I'm really scared.

MAN: There's nothing to be scared about.

SJR: You're there to answer the question, not planting your fingerprints on him!

STOPP

HY: No, give us a little more time!

Question: The trainer who was there with you had 2 feet. The dog had 4 feet. So then how many toenails did Dirt Bear have?

HY: 16 toenails

HY: Could it be 4??

JSR: It's for sure 5 toenails in the front.

XJS: 20 toenails.

XJS: I was thinking 'could this possibly be it?'

HY: It was really scary inside. I thought I was dying.

KYM: At first you didn't look scared, and then all of a sudden..

HY: No, I was very afraid.

JSR: You're too much. You're suppose to go inside and get the answer right, but instead you come out with more energy.

KYM: Just look at everyone's facial expressions.

OB: You're all so far, I can't hear one word you're saying.

KYM: Start up your own opinion on this matter on your side.

OB: Last week I was all the way over there on that side, now I'm all the way over here on this side.

KYM: Mickey, when you go inside, just pretend everyone around you is a tiger.

KYM: _______. (Don't really know what he's saying, but something like JSR is a lion.. blah blah. most likely making fun of him)

EJW: It's just theory..

JSR: Who the heck are you?

JSR: Who are you crossing your eyes with mine.

[Completely tense Mickey Yoochun]

KYM: I should have been the one to go!

JSR: Wonderful!

EJW: Mickey, don't lose your mind!

CKH: Let me introduce to you Miss Brazil!

CKH: Miss Korea please introduce yourself.

MYC: Hi~

CKH: Are you all done?

MYC: Yes.

CKH: Now I'll present the winner of Miss 정신통일.

CKH: Today's Miss 정신통일 is.. Miss Korea, Mickey Yoochun! COngratulations!

EJW: They're fighting! They're fighting!

HY: Oh no, JSR went out with them. What do you do?

SJH: They didn't understand "geuman", but when he said "stop" they all left.

Question: Miss 정신통일 was Mickey Yoochun. What country were the new females who started pulling each others hair from?

MYC: Vietnam &..

SJH: It scratched him! It scratched him!

KBN: His head doesn't fit!

JSR: Vietnam & Brazil.

MYC: I don't remember!

CKH: Here's your hint "mol duh bol gae .." [There's some more to see?]

MYC: Brazil &

KYM: "mol duh bol.."

MYC: .. Molduhbwabwa.. Mol jun bwa. molduhbwala..

JSR: Brazil and Moldiveu

HY: Molduhbwa is the hint!

MYC: Republic of Mold.. (whatever the country's name was) and Brazil

OB: This moment right here, right now is the highest ____.

SJH: What do you think about the stuff that comes out of your mouth?

OB: The stuff I saw are entertaining.

JJ: I was wondering what year LGI was born in.

LGI: Dragon year.

SJH: I'm guessing you were not born in 1976.

KYM: I'm guessing you'll have to fold twice from 1976

SJH: HY, year of the dragon

CM: Me too.

SJH: Volleyball!

SJH: They've got 'em good!

KYM: It's bad to go in a situation like that..

EJW: They're fighting back.

Question: The players wristband was mostly yellow, what were the two colors that weren't yellow?

OB: White and black!

KYM: In my opinion, LGI has NO idea what the answer is..

LGI: White and... White..

SJH: You said white already.

LGI: White and.. black

CKH: Black is right.

LGI: Black and red.

SJH: Chief Kim, before I go inside, what about a deal?

KBN: Don't get so close to him, because your head stands out more.

SJH: That wasn't what I was asking!

KYM: That side looks like a convex lens.

SJH: If you all stare at me for a long time, you'll all burn! Since I'm so convex.

SJH: If I win this one again Yunho, let me take over the chief position.

KYM: I wish you'd just go on that team.

SJH: Ok if not that, let me be the announcer.

CKH: It was hard to get this position.

YY: I've done a lot of shows with SJH. There's not one time I've lost against him. But one bad thing is, you know how we're in the dark, Chucky might be there. I'm a little nervous, but..

SJH: Did you hear that. He said he's nervous since he's going against me.

SJH: Are we never going inside? How come we're not going inside!

SJH: I'm going in Chief Kim. I'll be back!

KYM: Go right in Chucky.

SJH: It's those cockaroaches again.. I was hoping for some pretty girls.

HY: SJH is all excited again.

SJH: Who are you?

BUG: Grooms take a hold of your brides.

SJH: Shouldn't the brides be here by now?

BUG: Carry them.

SJH: Why are you so heavy?

SJH: Let's trade Yunho!

BUG: Now kiss your bride.

SJH: I want to leave. Ayy, what is this?

EVERYONE: Kiss! Kiss!

SJH: Wait a minute! Ok. ok. I'll do it.

EVERYONE: Congratulations.

SJH: Are you ok?

GIRL: Honey, are you ok? My honey is dead.

HY: She speaks Korean well.

Question: In the wedding, there were 3 bug grooms and 2 bug brides. What kind of flower was pinned on the officiant?

SJH: Yunho, wait a minute.

SJH: You were never this impatient person.

YY: Pink.

The answer is an azalea.

SJH: His jacket was black.

YY: Did they ask for the color of the jacket? I thought they asked about the flo..

SJH: YY, why are you doing this again?

CKH: It's not the color of the jacket we're asking, but the name of the flower.

SJH: My face is in, my face is in.

YY: Azalea.

SJH: Did you guys all see that? In the last moments, did you see Yunho sadly holding onto me so I won't leave? Ahh, he likes me too much.

Ok, that's all I'll translate. Whoa, it's tiring since this program is so long. I don't think I'll translate anymore, but feel free to use those anywhere but don't use it without citing me or soompi.

[Guest ovette]

wow thanks for translating...this show is really interesting... it's so much better if you could understand what theyre saying because of the clues... makes you think as well while being entertained watching them!

[Guest silverwingz]

LMAO!

점 by itself is actually used to describe a freckle or a spot on someone's face or body. Like you'd point to your friend's face if he/she has a mole and be like "Hey, you have a 점" It doesn't mean hole though. The reason why it was so funny is because 점점.. put together means "continuously" The lyrics to the song go "Continuously, you're getting further away...." and they're hella sad. For Shin Jung Hwan, the holes are continuous, but tiny for him. That's why they played the song. Because it's sad and he'll never fit. (BUT HE DOES AND HE'S VICTORIOUS!)

Hope that clears up the confusion. For a song that was meant to be sad, it'd been used in a lot of situations. Lee Jin sang it to Kim Jang Hoon during a game of X Man because he has a big ole mole on his lip and she was trying to make fun of him by going "점점~" It was hella funny.

oooh... "continuous!" ok.. i must've sounded stupid. lol... thanks for the explanation. it's a nice song nonetheless. =)

luckyyou: thanks for your translations!

Anyway... I've updated the post with all the links... and songs... etc...

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[Guest Lil.Miss.A]

luckyyou thanks for the translations!! ^^

much appreciated

[Guest tualekzze]

you're my angel luckyyou <333

thanks so much for translation ^^ it help me a LOT

[K4Ice]

luckyyou, thanks for the translations. Thanks to all who have uploaded HQ into MU!! Can't wait to watch! even though I can't understand a word, I still find myself laughing hysterically and trying to follow along with the earthquake quiz and tiger den games...^^

[Guest jahye]

Episode 2 HQ: gigeshare

[Guest romanesque_]

Lmao when Mickey screamed as the tiger paws caught his face and screamed AIGOO I died.

SO funny!

Thanks for the translations luckyyou

[Guest talksound]

i say they should've cut the older guys out. ; but that's just my bias.

[Guest meawzaa]

Hi, I love everybody DBSK. My dear changminnnnn

[LaBelle]

which episode with kibum?

[Guest makemyday]

which episode with kibum?

the one that will come out this coming saturday

[Guest silverwingz]

Some pics for the upcoming episode with Kibum, Kim Ji Suk, Tei...

Kim Ji Suk & Kibum... WHO IS THE NON-KOREAN LADY AND THAT SHORT CHUBBY GUY?? Just need their names to complete the guest list..

Wonder what Ji Sang Ryul is doing! Hands off! haha... ^^

Tei, Bae Seul Gi... =)

OK... u can call me biased for having most these pics with Kim Ki Bum... lol... but who can blame me?

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