taebins_luver Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 some you've heard, some you haven't, enjoy. i know, blonde jokes aren't nice, no offense 10) Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! 9) The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" 8) A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" 7) A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". 6) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down! 5) Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train! 4) A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." 3) A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!" 2) A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" 1) A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest low3131 Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 i like the last one... XD thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
&. crepuscular Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 blond jokes are horrible. but at the same time, they make me laugh my richard simmons off LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest atlantic Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 ah man! laugh of the day! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starberriee Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Last one was the best x) I love these jokes a little too much.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kea_kya Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 lol blond jokes are hilarious but they are kinda mean :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*.:AnGeL*BAbII:.* Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 i dont get the 3rd last one but LOL i havent heard most of these ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nana544 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Some of these are so funny! I LOL. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k o o k i e. Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 i dont get the 3rd last one but LOL i havent heard most of these ! The blonde was rowing a boat in a field and the other blonde said she was stupid for rowing a boat in the field (because there's no water) and said if she could swim, she would come out. But she's pretty stupid herself because she doesn't need to swim to get out into the field. Or at least i think that's what it meant. I love the last one lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imaiva Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 LOL i loved the last one XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photogeek Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 although these were funny I do wonder why all or most blondes are cataloged as dumb....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PrettyInBlack Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 although these were funny I do wonder why all or most blondes are cataloged as dumb....? My best friend is a natural blonde and is smarter than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icecreamiie Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 omg, these jokes are so mean... but i had a nice time laughing... if i wasnt in class, i would've bursted out laughing at some on them >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sexy_baker Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Aww, the jokes were mostly funny...though kind of mean. It reminded me of Legally Blonde the movie...i love that movie! Not all blondes are dumb, most of them are actually intelligent. Thanks for the laugh anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest koroshi Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 :lol: :lol: so damn damn funny, especially the last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Friedriceking Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Number nine and one were hilarious! Even though I know these jokes are just for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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