lovangel Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 A worried mom gives her son condoms before a hot date. Her son laughs, hugs his mother and says: "mom i don't need that... i'm dating mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest small128 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 OMG. those are so hilarious! for some reason, i laughed REALLY hard at the soulja boy joke. and the dumb blonde jokes. Here are some: //What doe smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You hear about them, but you never see them. //What's long, hard and has seamen in it? A submarine. //Whats goes in hard and comes out sticky? Chewing gum. //Why do blondes have bruises around their belly button? Because their boyfriends are blonde too. // Guy: Hi. That shirt is very becoming on you. Girl: ...Thanks? Guy: Then again, If I was on you, I'd be-coming too. // Guy: That dress looks very good on you. Girl: Thanks! Guy: But it would look better on my floor. thats all i can think of now... jokes for people with dirty minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*heartforme Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 =D There were 3 guys that were talking about the specialty about their nationality. The Australian guy goes: Native Kangaroos The Chinese guy goes: The Great Wall of China The Swedish guy goes: Our green grass The Australian guy goes: Well OUR native kangaroos will jump over your Great Wall and richard simmons over your green grass any day. LOL xD - Lenaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyone. Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 ^ LOL! it could be true. here's mine: (its lame but i laughed my head off when my friend told me) what type of chinese food is the heaviest? WON-TON noodles!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nancy_vang Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 So if I said, Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! and Why can't Bob run? Because he's a fish! Would I be allowed to do that? Or is this thread for the threads with 5 lines? o_o i don't get this joke...... LOL cuuuute ahahahaha!! rotflmfao! it's somehow nasty..... though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Desperation Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 lol, didn't read the rules. Sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTHubbybunch Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Lead me not into temptation. .. coz i already know the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTHubbybunch Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 We always pray for our loves ones But, we should also find time to pray for our past lovers & hope that they are alive.. ALONE.. & MISERABLE! hahahaha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coolshaybaby Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 hey, i dunno if i'm posting this in the right place so please let me know. i read it and thought it was cute. thought i'd like to share. a sweet looking little girl goes into the pet store and asks the guy who works there "estuse me, do you sell widdle bunny wabbits?" he thought it was so cute the way she talked so he kneeled down, patted her head and asked her "aww....do you want a widdle white bunny wunny or a thoft bwown one?" the little girl looked at him as if puzzeled then rolled her eyes and said "i don't tink my python weally gibbs a thit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ohnoitsria Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Cause all the fans have left. C: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MichaRea Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 okay this one is from my teacher, i think it's a smart joke.. old man: what's your dad's name? boy: my dad is laughing. old man: what's ur mom's name? boy: my mom is jesting. old man: are you serious kid? what's ur name? boy: no, i'm kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest selvaspeedy Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Cause all the fans have left. this really cracked me up I dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adorablepanda29 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 A kid by chance peeps into his parents' bedroom & is shocked at what he sees... he shouts at his mom: "AND YOU SCOLD ME FOR JUST SUCKING MY THUMB!?!" >0< ahahha thats hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbimbo Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 What do you call Bob The Builder when he retires? BOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pyro Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 never knew there was a short joke thread lol....anyways... How do you keep an A$$HOLE in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest selvaspeedy Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 never knew there was a short joke thread lol....anyways... How do you keep an A$$HOLE in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow! I didn't get it in the beginning but then I was like nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTHubbybunch Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 FACT OF THE DAY: "God made the Earth & the rest is made in China." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyvivian_yo22 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 ^ ehh... that's not the point. my bro told me the same exact joke but with USA and Mexicans.... it still sounds pretty offensive... well... sorry I ruined ur fun.... >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jennych Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 This one's dumb but yeah. It's funny when you say it~ What did the doctor say to the other doctor? We're doctors. What did the chicken say to the other chicken? We're not doctors. Lol~ XD LOL thats so lame its funny ahhah XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starstung Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 This was part of a conversation my science teacher and one of my male classmates had a while ago. This student likes "pwning/owning" the science teacher so they always say something that causes the class to die in laughter. This is the only one I can remember so far. Teacher: "I heard the circus was looking for new people." Student: "Okay, I'll tell them your name." The other jokes are a little more mature so I'm hesitating whether to share them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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