Short Joke Thread

[KTHubbybunch]

Did you know..

That high heels were invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead..

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Q: What do smoking cigarettes & eating p_ _ sy have in common?

A: The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt! hehehe

[Guest Alisaur]

One of my friends told me this today. I found it pretty funny, being the Harry Potter fan I am.

Knock knock : Who's there?

You know : You know who?

Avada Kedavra, you're dead!

[KTHubbybunch]

PATIENT: How much is your facelift?

DOCTOR: complete treatment cost P145,000

PATIENT: so expensive!!! O_O; what's the cheapest treatment that will make me look young?

DOCTOR: here a pacifier... only P20!

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a Roach told Juan..

"Don't smack me with a magazine!"

JUAN: why not?

ROACH: coz only HAVAIANAS touches my skin!

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Angry Husband sent SMS to Father-in-law..

"YOUR PRODUCT, NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS!"

Smart Father-in-Law: "WARRANTY EXPIRED! MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE!"

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FACTS OF LIFE:

a BOY's voice changes when he becomes a MAN.

a WOMAN's voice changes when she becomes a WIFE...

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The Secret to stay YOUNG...?

Sleep the right number of hours

Go with the right crowd

Eat the right food

and......

Tell the WRONG age....

[Guest Feh-Ling]

What do you call a valley girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Like, not EVEN!

Lol...

[KTHubbybunch]

Q: What's the difference between WEDDING DAY & WEDDING NIGHT?

A: on WEDDING DAY, the ORGANS are playing.

on WEDDING NIGHT, they are playing the ORGANS!! hahaha

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EDWIN: when my wife was pregnant, her favorite movie was LORD OF THE RINGS TWO TOWERS. there! our babies were twins!

CHRIS: my wife's favorite movie was THE 3 MUSKETEERS. There! Our babies were triplets!

(suddenly one of their friend Robert is feeling down...)

EDWIN & CHRIS: Why? so what's your wife's favorite?

ROBERT: 300!

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PEDRO: i'm going home, i can't wait to take off my wife's panty!

JUAN: you're getting HOT now?

PEDRO: nope, its too tight on me..

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MOUSE 1: I'm brave! I eat racumin.

MOUSE 2: i'm more brave than you, i eat cheese with mouse trap!

MOUSE 3: I'm the bravest of you all!!

MOUSE 2: why?

MOUSE 3: i eat Pu$$y!

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Years ago, you came into this world naked & screaming..

Things have changed so much..

Now, when you're naked someone else does the screaming!!

[Guest litaznboi]

this topic is like a the "god" of jokes when you're blown =0 I'm not though but still cracking up.! HAhaha

thank you everyone!

[Guest thwangs]

So two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

...

Budum, chh!

Baaahahahahahahahha!

[Guest IdiotPride62]

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

[Guest elizabethlien]

haha love these ... my joke is really really bad but it still makes me laugh, even when everyone groans ^^

What does a Hannibal call a phone book???

A menu

hehe ^^

[Guest x.wendiie.lalala]

this is a joke my friend told me a few days ago haha

how do you wake up LadyGaga?

Pokerface (poke-her-face)

[Guest k7azn09]

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

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Because then it would be a FOOT!

pretty funny huh?

[Guest philip11]

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

i thought that was pretty sad

LOL! what if i asked santa for a puppy? Do i need to send my dog to him?

have a healthy life!

[Guest Hyesunglove]

빅뱅이 제일 좋아하는 소리는?

암소소리

(i'm so sorry but i love you 다 거짓말..)

....lol

[Guest sujisuju]

what do you get when you eat a blackberry?

a bluetooth!

hahaha

[Guest Katskachi]

What did Batman say to Robin right before they got into the car?

"Robin, get in the car."

[oObbyxdoll]

what do gay horses eat?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ~

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! I would probably roll on the floor laughing if someone told me this joke in person.

.. Did you guys hear about the guy who lost the left half of his body?

Well, he's all right now

[Guest pamela123]

heys well they are ok guyS i enjoyed a few!

[Guest ropang]

What day is the best day to marry a nurse?

Wed - Nurse - Day

[Guest ikucandy]

^

Don't worry. I cracked up at that one as well.

Well here's one I got~

Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?

Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."

8D Someone laugh with me

LOL

thats pretty funny xD

[Guest hans0010]

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

i thought that was pretty sad

Funny.

Haha that made me smile.

Silly joke. XD