Stupidest Thing You've Said?

[Guest puka]

i remember watching this in one of the comedy tv series, someone in there family fainted so....

person 1: omg he collasped!

person 2: what should we do?

person 1: call 911

person #2 ran towards the kitchen to reach the phone and than ran back out shouting.....

person 2: whats the number to 911

hahahahah

[musicalflow.]

^ lol i think i watched some sorta show like that.

saved by the bell? IDK.

anyway, good ones.

I LOLED on the nipples -- > dimples one XD

[Guest Baby9]

i was REALLY young, and REALLY stupid.

sister : a country is bigger than a state.

me: NO. A STATE is BIGGER than a COUNTRY, like the UNITED STATES. Yea. THATS A STATE!

[Guest emceej]

i don't keep track of the stupid things i said.

so i don't really know ><

but i've said them before.

[Guest Autumn1430263885]

i've said a lot of stupid things....but right now the only one i can thing of is this conversation i had with my sister.. can't really remember but it wuz something like

me:gosh i can't do so much, i only have two pairs of arms and legs!!

sis:u have two pairs??HAHAHHA

me: '....' i mean two arms and legs.

[Guest musical.memory]

I was sitting in math class today, clearly not paying attention...

SunHi: Mickey was looking for you yesterday.

Me: *thinking that she was talking about Kevin, her bf* Really? Why?

SunHi: I don't know. He called and said you were suppose to meet him at Caribou.

Me: *not listening* Serious? Oh, well, tell him I said sorry.

SunHi: Why should I? You're the one dating my brother!

Me: What are you talking about? You're the one dating him ---

SunHi: What the hell?

Me: ...what are we talking about again?

SunHi: Mickey!

Me: Not Kevin?

SunHi: No!

Me: Oh... sorry.

And once,

I walked into my friend's fourth hour which is my first hour (it was science) and asked her, "So what class is this?" She was like, " You have this class first hour!" Me: "Oh... hey, this is my science class! ^__^" Friend: ""

LOL.

[Guest nameless pawn]

haha... this was during my senior year in high school....

sister: which is uglier: neanderthals or homo sapiens?

me: they're both ugly.

sister: uhh.. WE'RE homo sapiens.

me: ... OH YEAH!

[Guest KristyS]

i was REALLY young, and REALLY stupid.

sister : a country is bigger than a state.

me: NO. A STATE is BIGGER than a COUNTRY, like the UNITED STATES. Yea. THATS A STATE!

lol You weren't completely wrong.lol. Most of our states are bigger than other countries. Except you added the United States part lol

[Guest soojungg_]

i was talking to my friend about her boyfriend (he's scottish)

heres how tyhe conversation went..

FRIEND *to another person* : my boyfriend is scottish, and his parents have the craziest scottish accents

ME * to my friend* : ..wait i thought he was from scotland.

[Guest KrazySchoolGirl]

I am extremely ignorant at world geography.

Me: "So, I'm curious, is HK an island or is it connected with China?"

Friends: "Are you serious? What do you think it is?"

Me: ...

Friends: "It's an island, how do you not know that???"

Me: "I remember watching an episode COPS, HK version and I saw police officers busted some illegal immigrants who stowed away in cargoes. I guess that means HK is an island."

[Guest f2ts]

i don't remember my but i remember what my friend did infront of her crush (TOM)~

MN: (busy lookin at some fliers)

TOM: Hello!

MN: (turn around. look at him. walk into classroom)

--after they sat down with TOM sitting behind her.--

MN: (turn around to face him) Hi Tom.

TOM: OMG it took u that long to reply back?

MN: well i don't speak that fast.

[xgotzzricex]

So I was looking at my recent posts and I saw this thread and I said something really weird today.

I promise I'm a good girl.

After first period, the halls get really crowded and I was just so drowsy I didn't realize what I was saying.

(I have a stuffy nose and sore throat)

So I'm walking down this crowded hallway and I say out loud:

I feel drugged.....

.....

maybe because I am......

......

.....

off of medicine.

But that's because I'm sick.

I was sooooooooooo tired from the medicine but it sounds like I was making an excuse for how I was feeling.

But yeah.

Everyone looked at me all weird.

Is this even considered stupid?

[Guest moochuchuu]

almost all my friends call me stupid O__________O;

i don't keep track of the things i do.

excpet this once.

my sister gave me a pen where there was like a puffy tip on top one day.

my friend: you're stupid.

me : how am i stupid!?!!?!? *tries to stuff the pen in my mouth*

my friend : SEE! THAT'S STUPID! WHO WOULD DO THAT?!

then once.

my stupid moments

during english class, i turned to someone sitting next to me

this one time we were talking about our classes, & teachers and all

then i asked her

"hey, who do you have for english?"

her: uhh..IM IN YOUR CLASS!

"

ROFLL omg am i just stupid or something?

it took me a while to understand this -.-'

[Guest Justalilodreamer]

jeez i've had alot of stupid moments but i cant really remember any at the moment. I do remember and incident with my friend though haha

So we were buying tickets for a movie...

Ticket-booth person: That would be $8.00 total.

friend: O____O EIGHTY DOLLARS??

Ticket-booth person: -___-;; no…$8.00

+=edited

oh i remember one time i called home and my sister picks up and i asked her where she was at

[Guest tarysaah]

lololol

i remember one stupid thing i said..

*green car drives pass*

Me: i just saw a green car that looked like your car but green!

Friend: riiighhht...

[Guest Alethia]

There's this stupid thg my cousin said when he was very little.. and it has since become our common lingo aka family joke

We once passed an empty lot of land on our way to the playground. It was fenced off, with a warning sign hung out at the front that reads, "Trespassers will be prosecuted." So my cousin, who was 7 at the time, decided to be smart by trying to teach his 5yo sister how to read the sign. He said to her v loudly and clearly,

"Trespassers... will... be... EXECUTED!!"

So yeah, ever since then, whenever the bunch of us sees the word prosecuted, we nvr fail to replace it to read "executed" and hv a gd laugh over it. This sorta became a family joke especially since that cousin went to law school & became a solicitor lmao~

I once told his new gf, "Oh, Jason used to execute trespassers when he was little."

[Guest yuii]

lol this topic is favourited! =D

yeah, I had said some stupidest stuff, but can't recall them at the moment =X.

lemme start remembering then i will post here! =D

[Guest watermelon586]

hmmmm i say all kinds of stupid stuff that i can't remember, but one of the things my mom and I tend to do is mix parts of different words together by accident.

Example:

I tried to say "plane crash", but it came out "crane plash."

or "when is papa coming home?" came out as "when is capa poming home?"

[Guest kjk_tnbx]

some of these things made me lol

but i've had some stupidd moments.

which ive conveniently forgotten.

although; one of my friends once asked me:

is a duck a fish?

[Guest CorruptedSilence__nomore]

A few years back.....COUGH.

Guy: Hey what are you?

Me: ....o___0 I'm...............human????

Guy: No I mean what ethnicity!

Me: OH!!! HAHAHAHA