Stupidest Thing You've Said?

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this was during nov // dec when it was starting to become cold

& i was so used to saying bless you whenever someone sneezes.

so i sneezed in my chem class one time and instead of saying "excuse me" i said "bless y--" [i stopped when i realized what i was gonna say]

my friend laughed at me XD

[shia]

^haha sometimes I tend to say "Bless me" when I sneezed xD

I said lots of stupid stuffs before but I can't really remember.

I know there was once during Chinese New Year, we went to a relative's open house and there were hella lotsa ppl there... and my dad was like yada yada... I don't like crowded places... too many relatives to talk to and stuffs...

then he was like saying that even people we don't know came... this girl will bring her friend and then her friend will bring her bf and the bf will bring his wife, and so on.

we were all like stunned for a second and burst out laughing at the line.. the bf will bring his wife xDD

okay. maybe it isn't that funny if I typed it out like that... you have to be there to experience it! haha

[Guest j3nnif3r]

haha i remember one

well its not mine but a classmate said it

we still make fun of him because he said it

"what do you do when you see a stop sign?"

[Guest _Jwes]

me: i want to buy that jacket, too bad it's a korean brand. why do the clothes here have to suck:

friend: you obviously haven't been to koreatown have you?

me: do they sell korean stuff there?

i didn't realize i asked such a dumb question. my friend thought i was joking so he replied really late lol.

friend: uhh, ye LOL.

me: OMG DID I JUST ASK U THAT QUESTION!?

[Guest Kagerou]

I told a random stranger on the plane who walked by that she smelled good. -.-

so stupid DOIIIII

[Guest boo_its_lisa]

In my biology class we were talking about sex and then this one girl asks the teacher

"why does cum taste salty??" and then she noticed what she said and then said "ohhh... uhmmm..."

the teacher was like in shock and looked at her like she was the dumbest girl alive... Everyone was in silence for almost five minutes and then we all started to laugh...

[Guest micemyvang]

well all these stories make me remember some funny stuff too.

i was watching a movie and my sister just got home. so she got a plate of food and join me. she asked me "is the movie tasty?" and i started laughing and said" yeah i think so"

this one time my sister friend called and they was talking on the phone for a while and before the friend hang up she asked my sister" what is your phone number again. i want to know so i can call you again."

[Guest frostyheaven127]

I could totally make a book out of the stupid things I've said...if I remembered them. haha..But anyways~!

Scenario 1!

I think I was a bit high or something when I was saying this (not literally high...I hope. Haha)

Me: Duh, you're so dumb; Germany IS a continent.

Sister: No, it's not.

Me: YES IT IS, DIDN'T YOU TAKE GEOGRAPHY CLASS?

Sister: Yeah, but did you?

Me: *looks at map* heh...heh..

Scenario 2!

Umm. Okay, we were drinking *cough* some "wine coolers" *cough* and apparently I was a little...affected by it..haha..

Sister: *insert something stupid*

Me: (name), YOU ALCOHOL!

Sister: ... Umm, yeah, I think you're an idiot.

Scenario 3!

(we're in the mall)

Me: Hey look! This is made in Canada...

Cousin: Yeah, that means that it's good quality.

Me: Yeah~!, but it's kinda expensive; it's $27.50

Cousin: *looks at item* DUH! No it's not, it's made in China!

Store lady: Um, that's the Canadian price, and it's actually made in the US.

me&cousin: Ehh...heh...Really? *turns away*

Haha. I have a lot of dumb moments. T__T

[Guest kwok]

In my biology class we were talking about sex and then this one girl asks the teacher

"why does cum taste salty??" and then she noticed what she said and then said "ohhh... uhmmm..."

the teacher was like in shock and looked at her like she was the dumbest girl alive... Everyone was in silence for almost five minutes and then we all started to laugh...

whoa wtfffffffff? cum eating, that's gross haha.

[Guest lilaznanime]

I remember like 2 years ago I told my friend we were gonna watch popcorn and eat movies.

O.o I actually meant it the other way around.

[Guest mal3ficum]

LOL this isnt mine but my friends. i wasnt actually there so..

they were at a beach, they were talking about sharks or something

so she was like

"sharks drown in shallow water"

LOL HAHA. i foudn that so hilarious when she first told me haha XD

ive said heaps. but i cant remember any atm LOL

LMAO@the salty cum :| kinda gross but yeah

[Guest zsuzsaBAMBAM]

rofl so many funny things I've said and heard.

At school all the girls had to get the cervical cancer needles and my friend went to my other friend and was like "whut happens if the boys get the vagina cancer needle thingos?" '__'

me - omg i read this article in a magazine about this girl having no vagina!

my friend - MY GAWD HOW DOES SHE PEE!?

during class quiz

teacher - whuts the capital of Denmark

my friend - SWITZERLAND!

and she said that to pretty much everyother question too..

[Guest mocofraise&]

LOL my friend once tried to scare me and said

Yo,immagine if this ocotober,halloween was on the 13th

[Guest t2azngirl]

i was going into my history 3 period after i helped with my renaissances and i was holding a balloon

after i walked into him class the balloon had already popped and then i was talking during class so

he was all, look its the girl with the balloon, but i thought he said blue and i said "but im wearing

yellow not blue

[Guest kimchi hana]

This one girl asked me,

"If you walked from US to Korea, how long would it take you?"

Probably never, considering I would've drowned.

[Guest sparkling_dreamz]

lol

i have a few

a recent one was like last week, the bell finally rang and we were getting out of school

i was quickly packing all my stuff into my bag and i asked me friend out of no where

"Whats santa's last name?"

my friends : "Santa CLAUSE!?"

me: *oh yea..opps xD*

another time i was in a homec class and my classmate was studying for her social studies quiz

classmate: Hey do you know the first 10 amendments?

me: uhhhh the bill of rights?

her: no i meant do you know what they are

this didn't happen to me, but to a boy in my bio class

teacher: *talking about teh evolution of humans* blah blah blah so why do men have nipples?

boy (who just woke up from sleeping): OH! So they can breast feed! (i think he though the teacher said women)

everyone just looked at him with a wtf expression lol

and another time in science class back in middle

i think i was high or something

and i asked the teacher

"whats tape made out of?"

my friend looks at me like i was the biggest idiot

i was in health the other day and i needed a dollar to buy a water bottle from the vending machines

so i asked my classmate

me: hey do you have a dollar?

him: yea why?

me: can i borrow it?

him: huh what?

me: can i borrow your dollar? (saying it a bit louder)

him: he wouldn't like you, he'll bite you

at this point i was like wth?

Him: why do you need it?

me: i need to buy water

him: what?

me: can i borrow a DOLLAR so i can buy water?

him ohhhhh i thought you said dog! yea i have a dollar *gives me dollar*

[Guest yanjun]

well i didnt really say something stupid, but i did something funny.

we were planning which songs to play for our disco night so my friend suggested Evanescence - Bring Me to Life. i was the secretary taking minutes so i wrote down all the suggestions...later i submitted a soft copy to my teacher who put it on the projector for everyone in the committee to see.

when he scrolled to the part with the song titles, my friend burst out laughing...

i had written "Effervescene" instead of Evanscence..

[Guest SHUYI*]

I say a lot of stupid things lol

One time I was holding up a small bandage and I said out loud " this is for small boobies" but I meant to say booboos >.<

and when I was little I mixed up the word sec with sex D; So it's like can you hold on a sex?

I don't know what's wrong with me

[Guest bright eyes]

haha i'm pretty sure i've said a lot of stupid things in life, but i'll tell write down my most recent one (today XD)

i was at PE and i was walking around with my friend, when someone kicked pinecones at us -.-

ME : WTH!

PERSON : what did i do?!

ME : YOU KICKED PINEAPPLES AT ME!

everyone who heard me started laughing -.-

that's funny.... i said weird stuff alot of times... once i asked my sis this question but i can't seem to remember what the question was and then, my sis looks at me weirdly. Then, i realized i said something weird and said sorry... i'm a wierdo inside my house... sometimes...

[Guest es623]

once in english class during the winter...

teacher: its getting quite cold in here maybe i should turn on the heater

my friend: i onned it ( she meant to say that she 'turned it on', but instead said 'onned' it)

my first date with my bf...which was like 2 years ago...we were in the city just walking around in a shopping complex

me: let's go to the toppest floor ! (in a really excited tone)

him: toppest ?

me: i didnt say toppest i mean...top floor