Stupidest Thing You've Said?

[Guest waka01]

guy #1: Ever wonder where you'll end up? heaven or hell?

guy #2: I'm Atheist

guy #1: ... you dunt believe in a any religion?

guy #2: Believin in religions are dumb, I believe that we're all just gonna die and turn into a soil and i might grow into a tree and grow tall.

guy #1: ... wutever man you gonna be cut down and use you to make bibles.

[Guest Dinoce]

oh man, this is keeping me from studying for my exam. these are too funny. like other soompiers here, i also have made many stupid comments and asked dumb questions. and also like some soompiers here, i don't remember them. the only thing i do a lot is call every one in my family "honey" or "haley." that's because the two people i see most often are my husband and daughter.

another thing, before i married, i didn't speak my language often, but after i got married, i did. so every now and then when i am speaking english, i always add an "s" at the end (for some strange reason) or i speak in the tone of my language and sometimes add extra syllables at the end of my sentences. sometimes i don't even feel like i was born in the states.

a funny thing my cousin(14) said to my sister(16) once:

(a rumor had spread that my cousin had slept with her now ex-boyfriend)

cousin: i didn't know what sex was until two weeks ago.

sister: (laughs) what did you think happened?

cousin: i thought sex happened when two people lay in bed together ("sleeping" together)

sister: so how do women get pregnant?

cousin: idk. the sperm comes out of the man and travels up the woman's leg.

sister: how did you find out what happened?

cousin: in a book...

[Guest PockyUpNose]

back in the Pokemon era.....i called butterflies butterfree. I couldnt remember it was butter fly

[Guest BendyStraw]

my story was really embarrassing... i was late for a college counselor appointment cause i had pneumonia (i didn't know at the time) and was telling him i was late cause i was feeling sick and one of the symptoms i felt was "hot flashes" which i thought that was the term and well, he said to me "you do know that hot flashes only occur in women with menopause..." @_@ and yeah, i'm a dude. he then decided to call the counselor next door to his office to share the story... >.< then i headed over to my doctor to find out i had pneumonia! 5x and still alive~ wooo...

[Guest pinkpetals-]

I said passionable once.......I blame Yoochun.

haha omg <3

[Guest MOOSTAR*]

"Birds dont fly" .. Hahah yeah that was stupid. But I meant to say "Birdies dont fly" as in what we use to play badminton. (x

[Guest Erika1430263587]

LOL I remember in first grade we were doing french and saying the meanings of the family..

Teacher: What does l'oncle mean?

Me: Uncle

Teacher: What does la tante mean?

Me:...female uncle.

ROFL.

I still remember XD

[Guest cathyy_]

i asked my friend where my hairtie was and it was tied around my hair

stupid huh T.T

[Guest Mikiko-xoxo]

this is the only stupid moment i can remember...

me and my sister were driving to the coast and we past the "welcome to NSW(new south wales, in australia)" sign.

me: hey what does new south wales (when abbreviated it is NSW) stand for?

sister: hmm...omg i should know that one.

*thinking for like 10 minutes*

me: err..richard simmons new south wales is new south wales.

then we couldn't stop laughing for half an hour. i felt so dumb and my sister kept telling everyone about it =.='

[Guest -esc]

Once I saw my friend on the streets but before I could say hi, he already looked a different direction. Later when I saw him, he's like,"Omg, I swear I saw a girl that looks exactly like you." -___-;

[Guest jjangg92]

i forgot my friends phone number and i said to myself.. i gotta call her and ask for her phone number.. and i walked up to the phone and then finally realized that i was just being stupid..

[Guest cook1ex3]

"that's not a accord- that's a honda!"

my ex was laughing at me for hours. (he was a car freak)

[Guest &_Bambi]

I was freaking out in McD when I thought I lost my phone.

My friend was like.. eh liza, what's that on your hand?

[Guest mr. lovely]

Science teacher: "So, for example, if I were to travel at light speed in a rocket, time wouldn't be moving".

Random student: "Is this a true story?"

[Guest xolovely]

haha.. what's in my head right now was...

i always got mixed up with shoulder and elbow until grade 7

haha...

i was looking for my glasses and nobody could find it..

and i gave up and then i saw that it was like hanging on the collor of my shirt -__-^

yeah.. .and more but none that i could think of now

[Guest neshpa]

Um ... I've done so many stupid things and I've forgotten most of them XD

But I remember this one time me and friend had this thing where we'd just turn to each other and say, "Snap yo fingahs" and snap our fingers.

Jake: What's the time?

Me: *Stares blankly and slowly snaps my fingers* Haha ^^

Jake: *Stares at me weirdly* No ... what's ... the ... time ...?

Me: Oh. OHHH! HAHAHA! I thought you said SNAP YO FINGERS! HAHAHA! ... I don't know what the time is.

And this is with another friend.

Marle: Aw, that's so pretty.

Me: YOUR FASE IS - never mind, that's ... not offensive.

(Whenever someone says something I always add "Your face is" in the beginning so I was about to say "Your face is pretty!")

With another friend XD This actually happened today ><

Wendy: Haha, you got jipped!

Me: Haha, yeah ... like Angie yesterday!

*Wendy and I high five*

Wendy: ... What did Angie get jipped for again? o _ O

Me: ... *after a while* ... Bibimbap ...?

Wendy: IT WAS THE BUS!

Me: YES, THE BUS! HAHA! ANGIE GOT JIPPED BY THE BUS!

=='' So stupid.

[Guest Misao]

haha in 4th grade, we had a korean transfer student..

me: ooo cool! youre korean!! are you south or north???

krn chick: .... SOUTH!!!

i didn't get why she was so angry

[Guest greentea:vee xo]

" photogenic memory "

Nuff Said

[Guest COOKEED]

ahahahaha i've said the "photogenic memory" one too T.T

haha one time, my friend and her sister was over at my house

friend's sister: hey do you have any pads?

me: um yeah, but they don't have wings

friend's sister: ohh...you don't have any pads that have wings?

me: umm hold on i'll ask my mom.

*turns to kitchen*

me: MOM! DO YOU HAVE ANY WINGS?

hahaha

sorry for the guys...just ignore this...

lol i felt really stupid

[hmong_lubpaj]

i was trying to tell my buddy 'aww you have such cute dimples'... but it came out...

me: aww you have such cute nipples.

him: ..... haha okay....

& i didnt notice what i said until few 32904823094823409234 minutes later. lol

D: lol he wouldnt stop making fun of me after that day..

LMAO that is sooo funny!

i've said a bunch of stupid stuff before. lol this thread makes me laugh