Korean Humor

[spineru]

세상에서 가장 아름-

About a month ago, I read this at a Korean humor website (웃긴대학).

People just call it 웃대 in short.

There are some sections at 웃대.

This particular section requires two parties to form a joke.

A "questioner" posts a topic

and an "answer/-ers" reply.

I laughed so hard when I read the answer part.

English translation below.

세계에서 가장 아름다운 그림

어떤 왕이

그림을 잘 그린다는 여자에게

"세상에서 가장 아름다운 그림을 그려 오너라"

라고 했어요

그리고 여자는 얼마 뒤

그림을 그려왔어요.

왕은 그 그림을 보ㅗㄱ 헐허멓ㄴ홀호로로호롷ㄹ (this part is a parody of a Korean news clip)

왕은 여자에게 말했어요

"네 이놈 죽으려고 떼를 쓰는구나

세상에서 가장 아름다운 그림을 그려오라고 하였는데

너는 어째서 괴물 같은 노인을 그려왔느냐"

그러자 여자가

"왕이시여

그 노인은 저의 아버지 이십니다.

옛날 저희집에 불이 났을때

아버지는 위험을 무릅쓰고 저를 구해주셔

결국 얼굴에 끔찍한 화상을 입게 되었습니다.

저는 저의 아버지의 얼굴보다 아름다운 모습을

본적이 없어 이 그림을 그렸습니다.

여기 까지 미술 선생님께 들은 얘기인데여

님들이 왕 이라면은

왕 께서는 저 여자에게 무엇이라고 말하고 싶나여?

답:

그건 니 사정이고

Topic title: The world's most beautiful drawing.

Question part:

A king ordered the girl who was skilled at drawing

to "draw and bring the most beautiful drawing."

And after some time, she brought a drawing.

After seeing the drawing, the king went ZOMG! OMFG! MAMMA MIA!

The king said to her,

"You abomination! You REALLY want to die!

I told you to draw&bring the most beautiful drawing,

but why, in god's name, did you draw&bring a monster-like old man?"

Then the girl replied,

"Oh great king,

the old man is my father.

When my house was on fire,

my father risked his life and saved me.

In result, he had a terrible burn on his face.

For me, I have never seen anything

that is more beautiful than my father's face,

so I draw this drawing."

Upto here is what I heard from my art teacher.

If you were the kind,

what would you have wished to say to the girl?

Answer:

(The tone is the most selfish and showing no interest whatsoever)

That's your situation...

[Guest catchthesky.]

awww how mean. lol its funny though.

[Essential]

>.> Lmao! "That's your situation... " Haha. Can't stop laughing. It's so stupid. Lmao.

[Guest 1SwtDeception]

There is already a thread for Korean Jokes:

http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=97621