Hand Job

[Guest kpxmikey89]

saw this one on a website, made me lol

u cant be slow though

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50

Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50

Hand Job $10.00

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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.

He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"

The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

[Guest imready]

lols funny

i remember reading a joke like that before somewhere

[Guest KyOotKrnAng3l]

puhahaha~!! good one xP

[Guest mizz_J]

LOL what the heck hahaha that's funny

[belle_kd1413]

that was funny!~

lol.~

LoL.~

[Guest TrainDriver]

awww took me couple of reads of the last line to get it i was thinking to dirty (i was thinking wat could be so dirty about cheese sandwich, and then i got it hahahaha)

[Guest melancholy]

LOL what the heck xD haha thats so funny

[joonage]

Awww ... what a disappointment.

I expected a better story.

jkjk

[Guest vickixb0o]

lol dat was funni xD

xD good one

[Guest sweetbait]

HAHAHA thats funny. What a guy

[Guest Mellorine]

What? don't they have change for 10? Why did he ask about hand job? Not that good of a joke but it was okay.

[Guest understanding_fiction]

^ innocent! x3 ahaha i feel so dirty about getting most of the jokes on this forum

[Guest thea_]

lmao =) that really made me lol

[Guest Absinthe.]

LOL. Did the blonde slap him afterwards?

[Guest iamsars]

lol hahahah owned xD...

[chapstirical]

The guy must be really hungry to refuse such a bargain.

[Guest bhebie9]

Oh my... Just shows how dirty my mind is hahahaha XD

[mangolover]

-___-xx.

i dont get it.. i've read it like 46886 times

>__<

[Guest CraziixLadii]

haaahaaaa that was funny

[Guest joolee.]

I don't really get it...