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Guest kpxmikey89

saw this one on a website, made me lol

u cant be slow though

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50

Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50

Hand Job $10.00

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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.

He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"

The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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Guest TrainDriver

awww took me couple of reads of the last line to get it :( i was thinking to dirty :P (i was thinking wat could be so dirty about cheese sandwich, and then i got it hahahaha)

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