A little birdie told me...

[atashi bunny]

So there I was, waiting for the bus coming back from my university.

I didn't have any music or books while I waited so I was just looking around at the world.

Well, there were two pigeons by the curb. One of them was taking bits of food from the ground and throwing them on to the street and the other one was eating them.

'This bird is retarded.' I thought. 'The other bird is eating all his food.'

After a few minutes of the bird taking the food and throwing it, the one eating it was well on to the road.

Just then BAM, car comes by and runs over that pigeon.

That bird wasn't stupid.

He was a cold blooded killer.

He lured that bird into the streets to kill him.

I just stood there shocked.

The murderer was just standing there on the curb.

Worst of all he was staring at me.

He didn't move.

He just stared at me.

Stared with that unblinking eye.

He knew I saw it.

He knows you can't have loose ends to a murder.

I felt a little uneasy the rest of my wait. By the time the bus had come the pigeom had disappeared. But I knew he was still watching me. I'm sure that pigeon followed me home. He knows where I live now. He's bidding his time, waiting for me to fall into his perfect trap...

He knows.

[Poop-Shoop-A-Loop]

that kinda scary lol

why is this in the humor section?=p

[Guest *~Winter.Melody~*]

Lol xD I love the fact you can make a bird sound like he's a proper murderer

[__XXIILL]

HAHA that totally made my night .

[secretlyjustyours]

I thought it was funny! hahaha

[Guest dot.1430279747]

lol! amazing.

[KeHAEa]

Hahah, wow... did you write this? Dark humor..

[Guest nummzie]

attack of the killer pigeonhahaha. >>

[Guest d.zire]

creepy dark humor.. good job, bro!

[Guest Yeoj1430291686]

 haha  :-j

[conscience]

As I have always said to my friends, "Birds are scary." This is why I am afraid of birds. This is the real reason, people.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[unhskikr4ever]

HAHHA! I literally lost my breath from laughing. Man, how you described that bird was funny.

[Guest pianogirl591]

Damn I knew birds were freaky...been terrified of them ever since seeing Hitchcock's "The Birds"...

[Guest shortstufflai]

I think I heard somewhere that pigeons never forget a face, or maybe that was seagulls I can't remember, either way.
Watch out.