50 Things You Learn From a Korean Drama

[CinnamonBuns]

So true!

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

I know, why can't they just turn off the phone? Me and my sister always wondered about this.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

And I wonder about this one too! Even if they're poor, how can they afford such nice clothing? XD

[Guest xthitime!x]

so true!

especially that everyone does have cancer

[Guest pink eraser]

lololololol so true

[Guest KyOotKrnAng3l]

LOL~! yea most of them are true =P

[Guest soupinmychickenoodle]

lmfao ahha sounded REALLY REALLY familiar. LOL. i loved no. 18 and 48<-- so true!! hAHAHA

[Guest la_deese]

LOL

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

this remind me of full house

the gurl had such a small lugage but she always seem to have a different outfit

[Guest LovexMelody]

7, 21, 25 SO TRUE!!!

lol

[Guest moochi2000]

ok that was hilarious

the "everyone has cancer"

ok i appreciate reading a lot of those!

[Guest songx]

LOL, most of it is true. I noticed a lot of these happens in dramas. Especially when they're standing in the rain for a while then ending up with a fever. HILARIOUS.

[Guest mrs. pakman]

hahahahha...these were so funny!

[Guest x SaRaNg HaE x]

HAHAHAHAHA O MANG I LOVED ALL OF THEM xD

[Guest mangujowa]

5) You're allowed to make uturns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.<I still dont get whay thats all they drink in drams

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.

18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.< they drink almost as much as soju

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

30) All korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

50) If you study in the states (perferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

so yea at least i'm not the only one who thinks this

the ones I thought were SUPER TRUE. Bolded ones are super super true.

[Guest mwtk]

Loves it! So true especially how everyone has cancer!

[Guest ilovemesomekorean]

that's funny...and i know its true...lol cause right now im watching a drama and i see a lot of those happening....like the cancer for example...

lol

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50 Things YOU can learn from Korean dramas

1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.

3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.

5) You're allowed to make uturns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.

7) Everyone has cancer.

10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.<I still dont get whay thats all they drink in drams

12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.

13) If you're poor, you're an angel.

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definately have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen....

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. couldnt be more true, their like a deer in headlights

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

30) All korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.

50) If you study in the states (perferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

so yea at least i'm not the only one who thinks this

THANKS FOR sharing.. i agree with most of it!!!AHAHA.. the bold ones i super agree..

[Guest Coral14]

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. couldnt be more true, their like a deer in headlights

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.

LMAO These are hilarious

[Guest .ELLiE*]

lmao! yeah, they're so hilarious. xD

[Guest pomeyy.]

LMAO so true~!!! But I still watch those dramas....

I fricking loved this one...

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definately have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

And the others are just funny..

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. couldnt be more true, their like a deer in headlights

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

[Guest vic_taebin]

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

^ why cant they just press the off button? WHY?

[Guest stix]

hahaha number 7 is soooo true!!

this is wut i hate about korean dramas...its soo predictable.

someone always have ssome sort of cancer in the end and have to die..

-___- soo gay