60 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys

[Guest janelleski]

their not facts. and even if some are true, they're not applicable to all guys.

[Guest xjuiiccy]

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

^^ That's not true ><"

My boyfriend does that to me all the time .

It helps me sleep (: Bwahaha weird ?

[Guest shirahime]

yup, some of them are too good to be true

[Guest Emmy]

ahhh nice. most of these i already know but the others...wow.

[Guest ZeroFungus]

bolded = interesting

BTW I DIDN't WRITE THIS! i found it on the net, and just thought i'd forward it to u for those who want to read.

-- Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are

method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

[Guest rigashi]

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

^ These made me laugh so hard hahahaha xD

-- Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

Uhh... how many girls have NOT slept with more than 5 guys by the time they graduate from college? Even if you only sleep with just boyfriends, what if you've had more than 5 bfs?

[Guest kayara<3]

i think a lot of this can be applied to girls too

^Maybe not a LOT of them, but... i thought that this one was a typical girl thing to do..:

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

if you just change it to...:

Girls think WAY too much. One small thing a guy does, even if he doesn't notice it can make the girl think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

[L.FOR.LOVE]

i've read this more than once, but everytiem i read it i smile =D

[Guest coldTEARSx3]

some of them are funyn and others are so tru

[Guest heheimawesome]

these seem to be more for like.. Sensitive asian guys.. kinda like me. so yeah. to me alot of it is true.

And Bolded = very true

Non bolded = true

-- Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

I don't hate them, I just wouldn't want them as a girlfriend.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

ALWAYS. EVERY NIGHT.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

And her smell. If I like her.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are

method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

Somewhat true.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

If you get close enough to us. If you become one of "those" people for us.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

Advice is sometimes nice, if you're saying what we're thinking.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

Not entirely true, I tease girls for fun sometimes.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

For me it's just girls are easier to talk to about .. stuff. Guys would be more like "lol wtf suck it up" unless he's that type and we're pretty close.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

TRUE TRUE TRUE. Personality is a necessity for a RELATIONSHIP

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

A bit.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

=(

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

Well.... Ok. Let's put it like this. If I go on msn, and I'm in a bad mood but I put "=(" on my name, if people ask me "whats wrong" but it's not the person I wanted to see the =( I would brush them off.. Be like ohh don't really wanna talk about it.. just stuff. But if it's the person (usually girl) I want to see it, then I would .. hint or talk a bit more

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

"I'm not talking to her again."

But we do.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

Doesn't always mean positive. I've looked at a girl before quite a bit because of how .. weird she looked. Sorry. And another girl always looked at me so I was like wtf. I always saw her eyes when I turned around to look at her.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Don't be retards.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

</3 cake faces. The .. eye thing.. Mascara? Whatever makes your eyes look cool.. is enough if you don't have pimples or acne.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Duno how much girls talk about guys, but I talk about girls alot.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

"I'm not really interested in a relationship right now..."

He could quite possibly wait, if he likes you enough. Tell him you don't like him.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

[Guest xFloOwuffBB]

Awwwhh!!

Even if people are saying that some if it isnt true its really cute just to read it y'know. :]

even though

Guys love it when girls talk about there boobs

Kinda threw me off track from the cuteness.

Hahah. ohwell..

[Guest seefuthun320]

some of it is true :] but some of it is just ridiculous

[Guest Bombom.]

Yeah some are true but some are false too.

I read this from myspace. Haha. So funnie but yeah.

[Guest Natavi]

thats well cute x) even if some of it isnt true =P id like to think the important ones are true ^^

[Pogichinoy]

To let you know he cares, a guy may just contact you. MAY.

[Guest clean]

most of these are no brainers..

[hpfreak1]

ummmm lol. This was interesting to read...though I don't think some are actually true for all guys...

It might vary from guy to guy haha.

Thanks for sharing though^^

[Guest rufflezz]

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

I think thats really true. Hahaha

[Guest exene]

I think 90% of this applies to me...and I'm a girl (straight). I think I'm having a trans man moment.

[Guest papasmurf]

girls will give their left nut to be able to read a guy's mind for a day?!

let me rephrase that then, "girls will give one of their left ovaries to be able to read a guy's mind for a day" even if they do read it, it would be like this...."sex, food, boobs, sex, erection.....cars, money boobs OH A QUARTER~!!!"