Chat With A Stranger

[Guest StraWbeRrY1123]

i had such a long conversation!

You: are u alien

Stranger: hi

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: robot?

Stranger: you just talking for fun

You: im bored!

You: D:

You: so wat r u...

Stranger: do you have msn

You: no i quit that thing long time ago

Stranger: oh

Stranger: where are you from

You: america

You: u

Stranger: i am chinese

You: oh really... interesting!

You: mandarin? cantonese?

Stranger: yes ,

You: which one

Stranger: cantonese

You: ohh cool

You: teach me cantonese!

Stranger: do you know chinese

You: how do u say im very thirsty?

Stranger: of couse

You: no i dont know chinese

Stranger: 我很渴了

You: too bad i dont know how to read that.....

You: =[

You: where do u live?

Stranger: i live in china

Stranger: i foud that my english is too bad ,and i don't know how to talking

You: type in chinese hahah im currently learning a lil bit of chinese

that was only part of it hahah.... he told me his name in chinese and gave me his msn too!

[Guest iExotic]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey Homie

You: AM I TALKING TO A STRANGER?

Stranger: You sure are niggs

You: OH FSHOFSHO

You: WSUP DAawwwgg

Stranger: hahahahah

You: How you doing!?!

Stranger: Nothing much home boy you?

You: NAH MANN

You: HOME GIRL

You: YEEEh

Stranger: asl

You: woahwoah

You: we're strangers

You: D:

Stranger: hahahaha okay fine

You: ALRIGHT

You: let's keep it like that homiee

You: ASL!?

ahahaha

[Guest StHoly]

this is freaking creepy..

stranger : my name is al

me : i'm ___

stranger : ppl suck my Richard

stranger : they all suck up to me..

i was like.. O.O

[Guest IckyVicky<3dongbang]

Stranger: hey

You: hola

Stranger: asl ?

You: urs?

Stranger: age sex location

You: i know i asked urs

Stranger: urs ?

You: yours

Stranger: i asked first

You: so i asked 2nd

then user disconnected xD

[Guest Miss.Understood]

Stranger: hi

You: honey honey

Stranger: sugar

You: pie

Stranger: american pie

You: band camp!

Stranger: looool

Stranger: stifler

You: milf?

Stranger: hahahaahahha

Stranger: you win

You: you betcha

You: nice chatting with you. peaaccee

Lol. First time I talked to a normal person. Too bad I ended the convo early.

[Guest MillianXstar]

You: hi

Stranger: daisy of love is a s***.

Stranger: I hate her.

You: i hate her too then

Stranger: im glad we agree

...then my stranger disconnected...

I don't hate daisy btw...whoever she is...T.T

[Guest epikxlove]

i had like an hour conversation.. which i ended up closing.

the guy thought i was interesting cuz i was asian lol

[Guest iced_]

This is so fun hehe cracks me up:)

[Guest IPwnx3]

i cant believe i just went through 23 pages X] i had a very nice convo with this dude. i never got his name though X] sad he was nice. but our convo got diconnected

[Guest dudeilovefood]

Okay, I'm trying it right now.

I'ma act so rude!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Heyy

Stranger: hehy

Stranger: hey*

You: Whassaawwwp homie

You: UHHHHH

Stranger: you sound like a wannabe sunshine

You: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, WHAT ADDRESS, WHAT GENDER, WHAT KIND OF HAIR, RACE, GRADES, SCHOOL?

You: DROP IT DOWN

Stranger: why, so u can rape my bubble gum?

You: maybe i am

You:

You: howd you know

You: i feel like a fruit sometimes, ya know?

Stranger: you seem about 14, unsure of the fact if ur a kool-aid or not

You: faqa

You: faqs*

You: lllllllllllllmaooo maybe im 8

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next,

im acting innocent

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: Hello, my name is Stranger ! Your's You

You: hey stranger

Stranger: I heard you liek mudkips

You: wtf i like mudpies, you got it all wrong

Stranger: Then, do me !

You: do what

You: LOL

You: HAHAHAHA

You: im such a loserrr

Stranger: Me

You: huh?

Stranger: Then, I'll poop on you

You: 2 girls one cupp

Stranger: And you'll say "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME"

You: wtf gett out loser

nexttt!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hola

Stranger: whats up

You: are you a girl or boy

Stranger: i am a boy

You: EW COOTIES

nexttt!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: are you a girl or boy

Stranger: girl

You: oohh

You: cool

Stranger: you?

You: me too

Stranger: ah

You: ive been like annoying the &^* out of people

You: so how old are you?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 17

You: im not a pervert, LOL

You: ohh im younger

You: im 15

Stranger: cool

You: lol

You: mdkejwflerge4eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You have disconnected.

thast all :0

its kinda boring.

all you do is hi, bye or some dude says screw me.

[Mimsers]

LOL. The first conversation I had was really boring and normal. Some guy from Britain O_O.

My second one was really strangee.

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Stranger: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

You: Yes

Stranger: okay

Stranger: good

You: yes, it is

You: do you?

Stranger: You watch that way, I'll be in the teleporter

-

O_O Yeahh.

This website is so interesting. XDDD

[Guest spiral_flare]

Man, the thing about this site is that now it's sort of where I go whenever I'm bored. And in the past couple of days, I've met at least 4 people who I talked to for more than 2 hours, because they're so interesting. Sad though, that it's just over the internet. Like, I could be great friends with them if we knew each other in real life.

But there's also really boring people there too, and some creepy ones. I just disconnect until I get an interesting person.

[Wtf.Ciindy]

For my first one, I got a really interesting person. We talked for a really long time! I'm sad that our conversation asploded (WTF does that mean!?)

Anyways, I would post it up, but it's a little long lol. Our convo started off really random though.

[Guest StrawberryKisses]

Stranger: Will u talk dirty to me until i c**... i have a massive e*******

You: =.=

You: lol

Stranger: sooo will u??

You: hahaha u like men too?

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn, the number of pervs this site must have on.

-----

One more:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: NOOOOOOO

You: WHYYYYY?!

Stranger: what?

You: WHY DID YOU SAY HI?

You: now i have to kill u

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I scared him/her off.

[Guest ~dhluvr4ever~]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi?

Stranger: from?

You: here(:

You: haha you ?

Stranger: u first

You: north carolina

Stranger: aust

You: austin texas ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: australia

You: its pretty late over here

Stranger: its morning here

You: yeahhh.

You: tis mah first time here.

You: why do you come here ?

Stranger: to chat

You: lol yeah..ditto..

ROFL. he was soooo boring !

Okay, I'm trying it right now.

I'ma act so rude!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Heyy

Stranger: hehy

Stranger: hey*

You: Whassaawwwp homie

You: UHHHHH

Stranger: you sound like a wannabe sunshine

You: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, WHAT ADDRESS, WHAT GENDER, WHAT KIND OF HAIR, RACE, GRADES, SCHOOL?

You: DROP IT DOWN

Stranger: why, so u can rape my bubble gum?

You: maybe i am

You:

You: howd you know

You: i feel like a fruit sometimes, ya know?

Stranger: you seem about 14, unsure of the fact if ur a kool-aid or not

You: faqa

You: faqs*

You: lllllllllllllmaooo maybe im 8

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next,

im acting innocent

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: Hello, my name is Stranger ! Your's You

You: hey stranger

Stranger: I heard you liek mudkips

You: wtf i like mudpies, you got it all wrong

Stranger: Then, do me !

You: do what

You: LOL

You: HAHAHAHA

You: im such a loserrr

Stranger: Me

You: huh?

Stranger: Then, I'll poop on you

You: 2 girls one cupp

Stranger: And you'll say "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME"

You: wtf gett out loser

nexttt!

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hola

Stranger: whats up

You: are you a girl or boy

Stranger: i am a boy

You: EW COOTIES

nexttt!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: are you a girl or boy

Stranger: girl

You: oohh

You: cool

Stranger: you?

You: me too

Stranger: ah

You: ive been like annoying the &^* out of people

You: so how old are you?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 17

You: im not a pervert, LOL

You: ohh im younger

You: im 15

Stranger: cool

You: lol

You: mdkejwflerge4eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You have disconnected.

thast all :0

its kinda boring.

all you do is hi, bye or some dude says screw me.

oh wow ROFL. you're funny

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SUPPPPPP

Stranger: nothing

You: nothing?

You: no ceiling?'

You: no sky?

Stranger: im in the outer universe

You: interesting..

You: i get it

Stranger: the internet connection is superb

You: i believe so too.

You: i guess.

You: omegle is soo weird.

You: there can be really weird ppl out here

You: DANG

You: 1822 users

You: these ppl have alot of time !

Stranger: well

Stranger: you and me are on this too

Stranger: i'm pretty damn normal

You: yawp yawp.

Stranger: i don't know about you

You: im doing this for a site.

Stranger: haha ;p

You: intentionally !

You: normal ppl get no fun in their lives.

You: agh, poor you.

Stranger: you're doing this for a site? meaning

You: MEANING, i'm intentionally being annoying

You: and so im posting it.

You: well, you wouldn't know.

You: you're probably too normal to understand.

You: i dont mean to be rude (:

Stranger: normality is a bit well hard

Stranger: to understand

You: not it's not.

You: i can be normal.

You: watch.

You: hi.

You: ummm....

You: see, catching my drift ?

You: okay

You: ill let you go talk with other more normal ppl (:

dang they're boring.xD

[Guest Subways]

You: HI

Stranger: Hello

You: how are you

You: are you good?

Stranger: Depressed

You: oh

You: why is that?

Stranger: Lots of stress the last two weeks of school

You: high school?

You: university?

Stranger: Broke up with boyfriend so I don't feel like I have a really close friend. No College

Stranger: HS was a breeze

You: ooh

You: so you're in college?

Stranger: Yeah

You: which college?

Stranger: UMR

You: is that in America?

Stranger: yeah

You: I go to the University of Waterloo in Canada

You: and its alrite

You: most of the time I don't ever feel like I have close friends either

Stranger: Then the friends I do have I doubt if they would care if I just never showed up anymore

You: i doubt that

You: you're probably just insecure from the break up

Stranger: Probably, I just can't get myself thinking any other way. It is very frustrating knowing your wrong but not being able to convince yourself to think that way

You: well the important thing is to call your friends out and take initiative

You: you don't want a vicious cycle of them not calling you and you not calling them and each thinking the other doesn't care

Stranger: I always visit them it is never the other way around.

You: well they're spending time with you either way, some people just don't like to make plans or since they know you do they let you make the plans

You: to get your mind off we should talk about something else

Stranger: What would you like to talk about?

You: tell me about what you're studying

Stranger: I am a Computer Engineer. I am just about finished with my second year.

You: A girl computer engineer

You: thats uncommon around here

You: I finished my first year or urban planning in april

You: of*

Stranger: I'm the only girl in one of my Comp E classes.

Stranger: Cool

You: haha its like that at waterloo to

You: you must be popular

Stranger: I have atleast two ex's here who still want to date me its annoying.

You: is that worse than if no one wants to date you?

Stranger: With one of they yeah it is.

Stranger: The one isn't so bad but one its stalkerish

Stranger: (is

You: haha

You: I can imagine that being creepy

You: most of my girl friends tell me about their stalkers

You: and they always are just regulary looking people

You: and some are even my friends

You: would have never guessed

Stranger: I probably never should have date him.

You: when my girlfriend and I broke up I had way too much pride to even talk to her again even when I still loved her

You: well you live life forward and you learn from it backwards

You: you might have always wondered what if if you didn't date him

Stranger: maybe. I was a rebound thing how that I look at it, but you are right.

Stranger: I just got to move on

You: so what are your plans?

Stranger: Well I am taking classes this Summer. Renting my first apartment with some friends.

Stranger: No long term plans yet

You: oh !

You: me too

You: next year i'm living off campus with friends for the first time

You: i always hoped to have friends like in the sitcom friends

Stranger: lol

You: haha its lame i know

You: one of my dreams is to have a surpirse birthday party

You: i really don't think i'll ever have one though

Stranger: yeah that would be cool

Stranger: I do surprises for my friends when I remember their b-day

You: you're a great friend haha

You: after going to university

You: it seems like i've lost all my friends

You: save for a couple

You: but what wa sstrange was

You: people that i barely talked to

You: became closer to me

You: i guess its kinda like when you move away everyone is trying to form new bonds

Stranger: lol I didn't have very many friends in HS, but one guy I never talked to then we talk a lot now.

You: same same

You: happened to me with a couple of people

You: kinda like now that everyones gone when u meet someone from a common ground as you you want to get closer to them

You: what kinda place are you renting out next year?

Stranger: 2 bedroom apartments

You: so how many friends?

Stranger: two side by side

Stranger: 6 friends

Stranger: well 5

Stranger: three per apartment

You: how much is it per month for you?

Stranger: about $160 for rent

Stranger: its 525 for one side and 425 for the other

You: wow seriously

You: my rend is about

You: rent*

You: 520 and thats not including electricity

Stranger: yeah, this doesn't include anything

Stranger: small place

Stranger: but that is high

Stranger: how much is school?

You: well in Canada the government covers it for us

You: and then we pay them back later

You: so I'm not exactly sure

You: its around

You: 10000 per year

You: excluding living expenses

You: and supplies and books

You: what about you?

Stranger: If you include everything it is $20,000 for two semesters here.

You: ahh i see

You: oh

You: so tell me about yourself

You: like your background and the likes

Stranger: Ever heard of Branson?

You: hmm I don't think so

You: tell me more

Stranger: Tourist town in Missouri

Stranger: Thats where I grew up

Stranger: 8 months of traffic, tourist, and more traffic. 2 Months of Christmas, then two months an empty city.

Stranger: I went to a HS just outside of town. I was on the math team

You: is it one of those small towns with a lot of heritage?

Stranger: Not really. The Simpsons put it best. It is like Las Vegas if run by Baptists.

You: HAHA

You: know I know Branson

You: I remember that episode haha

Stranger: lol

You: thats cool

You: it seems like an eventful place at least

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: Kind of fun. I worked all summer there when I was in HS.

Stranger: Hmm it is almost woot time.

You: well seems like an easy place to get a job too

You: woot time?

Stranger: woot.com is a site that has a new deal at midnight Central everyday.

You: oooh

You: its 1 am here haha

Stranger: huh they are selling a plant

You: what kinda plant?

Stranger: mini rose bush

Stranger: or a USB Missile Launcher...

Stranger: they have 4 deals a day

You: the usb missile launcher does sound interesting haha

You: is it a toy?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: nerf darts

You: haha

You: do you order these things online?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: http://sellout.woot.com/Default.aspx?WootS...ccfc83aa56317e0

You: woow that hp adapter thing sold out in 5 minutes

Stranger: no it was from yesterday

Stranger: they don't update that page too quickly

You: haha i'm quite materialistic

You: i love shopping

You: not even for the stuff

Stranger: lol

You: just getting things on sale

You: such a girl

You: what kinda girl are you|?

Stranger: short quiet cute and I like science and Math.

You: hmm

You: so are you one of those girls that attraact guys with her smarts and common interests in computers?

Stranger: yeah, or other common interest.

Stranger: s

Stranger: Politics

Stranger: I like cooking more though

You: what cuisines do u usually make?

Stranger: Italian I guess. Or Americanized Italian.

Stranger: I am still in the learning stage and like to try to make anything.

Stranger: chicken and mushrooms I do best

You: ahh

You: great to room with you then

You: i'm rooming with four other guys

You: although one guy is a great cook apparnetly

You: his parents own a resturant

You: and he actually cooks for them in the resturant

You: that has to say something

Stranger: 2 others are also great cooks

Stranger: out of my group of friends.

You: are u looking forwrad to it?

You: i live in an apartment too

You: and its like a student housing place

Stranger: yeah

You: so i hope i meet my neighbours

Stranger: Ours isn't specifically student housing

Stranger: but most will be students

Stranger: I will be excite because I can finally have a glass of wine with my dinner or after a really stressful week.

You: haha

You: why can't you do that now?

Stranger: Well I am 20 instead of 21, and it is harder to store something that you are not suppose to have when you don't have a lot of room.

You: haha

Stranger: There will be someone that is 21 living in our apartment.

You: we're legal here by the time w'ere 19

You: altho most people have fake ids by then

Stranger: We just get the people who are 21 to buy it here.

Stranger: give them money and they walk across the street to the gas station and get you something.

You: ooh well most people do it for entering clubs

Stranger: There are not really any clubs here.

You: oooh

You: I live in Toronto

You: the downtown is kinda like New York City

Stranger: ah

Stranger: never been in a city bigger than St. Louis

You: I think its the best city in Canada next to Vancouver

You: hmmm

You: well small towns are nice

You: and memorable

You: its a different feel I guess

You: altho I would definately want to live in a downtown metro area during my 20s

You: more things to do

Stranger: I should get to bed, I have class at 8am

You: haha yikes

You: i'm on summer break now

You: but yeah take care

You: and i hope everything gets better for you

Stranger: 2 more weeks.. thanks

You: if it makes you feel better everytime i think of Branson i'll think of you

You: good luck

Stranger: lol bye

You: byees

haha so long and its like a regular convo I have with people not very exciting

[Guest changsta]

Stranger: The Game

You: you lose

(right after)

Stranger: You just lost it.

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: hhaahahahaa

i was like .... wteff at first, but yay i beat him at writing you lose. lmfao.

[Guest Misfate]

Stranger: Hello my child, I am God. You may ask me three questions.

You: Uhh

You: When will the world end?

Stranger: The world will end in approximately 4 billion years when Sol (the sun as you know it) reaches the end of its stellar cycle and becomes a red nova. The shroud of superheated gas will extend beyond the orbit of the Earth and burn it to cinders.

You: 1 question down.

You: Which year of the 4 billion are we in right now?

Stranger: The sun, the earth, and the other planets of the solar system were formed approximately 4.2 billion years ago. The answer I gave you was not the total life span of the Earth and the sun, but the time left. The total lifespan is approximately 8 billion years.

You: Oh, it's nice to know we have some time left.

You: How long will I stay awake?

You: Considering that it is 11:07 PM right now.

Stranger: A common misconception among humans is that I govern their every action. I am not your puppet master, but I am your teacher. The hour and minute of your slumber is your own decision.

You: I see.

You: Do I still have 1 question left?

Stranger: I see no reason to stop you

Stranger: The three question limit is fairly arbitrary. People react better when they are under the impression that there is a limit.

You: I see.

You: What preventative measures does Omegle take to secure the privacy of its users?

Stranger: Would you really spend your encounter with god persuing such petty matters?

You: You spelled "pursuing" incorrectly.

You: Hmm...

Stranger: Erm... that was a test. You did well.

You: WIll the H1N1 influenza outbreak cause a global pandemic with a calibur of destruction equal to the 1918 flu pandemic?

Stranger: The H1N1 influenza outbreak is a minor thing that is being blown completely out of proportion by a media desperate for ratings in an era when most people get their news online.

You: Will the US economy get better?

Stranger: The US economy is stuck on a cycle of boom and bust caused by deregulation of industries. It is only natural that some busts are bigger than others.

You: I see.

You: Do you plan to destroy humans anytime soon?

Stranger: It is never part of my plans to destroy humans. No human, no matter how "evil" their actions may be, is completely lost to me.

You: Do you partake in any recreational activites?

Stranger: I always immerse myself in the culture of my children. Of course when I do I appear to be just another human. Over the ages I have developed preferences. I love hiking through forests and croquet.

You: Interesting; I've never played croquet before.

You: There are currently 1666 users online.

You: one-SIXSIXSIX.

You: ...

Stranger: The number of the beast is a fabrication of man. It is a veiled reference to Julius Ceasar, who enacted many anti-Christian policies.

You: Oh.

You: Where are you right now?

Stranger: I am in my office, in the celestial plane you know as Heaven.

You: Does day and night exist in Heaven?

Stranger: Some perceive it to be day time and some as night time, depending on which they prefer at the moment. Many of the things in Heaven are like this.

You: Hmm...

You: Does luck exist? Or do you govern the outcome of events?

Stranger: Luck does not exist, all outcomes are determined by the rules of probability and logic. I rarely intervene in the affairs of humans directly. The Existentialists described me as a watchmaker, who crafted reality and set events into motion, and watches over things as they progress. This is very close to the way I operate.

You: I see, I'm talking with another person via another tab. I think it's fun to multitask 2 chats.

Stranger: Multitasking is often very productive. As I am speaking with you, I am sustaning reality.

You: Do you know what Luelinks is?

Stranger: I am not familiar with that.

You: Do you think piracy is ethical?

Stranger: As with many things there are many side to the issue. It is true that it is stealing. However, when you purchase a CD or a DVD, an overwhelming amount of the money you pay goes not to the artists or actors or directors. Rather it goes to a corproation such as MGM or Columbia Records.

Stranger: Then you must consider the reasons for piracy. There are some people who download copies of media to sample it before buying it for themselves. Pirated media is often a very poor quality. If a person likes the media that they have pirated, they very well may purchase the actual media to take advantage of the higher quality that comes with the original copy.

Stranger: Also, there are people who will pirate things that they would never buy if they could not pirate. This action does not result in a loss for the record company or artists. It does however support other actions that do.

You: So should I pirate software or not?

Stranger: Software is a different issue. College students might need software to complete their school work, but are unable to afford it. I feel that if you have no other alternetive, it is permissable, but you should purchase a lisence as soon as you are able.

You: I need to use the bathroom, be right back.

You: Are you using a computer to talk to me right now?

Stranger: No, my concious is manipulating the stream of data entering the Omegle servers directly.

You: I see.

You: I see that you're also making more spelling errors.

You: Are you tired?

Stranger: I have no need for sleep, and my spelling errors are tests, we have covered this already. You excel at spotting errors. I promise you, this is the case.

You: Thank you. (If that was a compliment).

Stranger: You are weclome my child.

You: Would it be wise of me to leave this chat and finish typing my speech? That would leave you to enlighten other people and/or focus on sustaining reality. I have learned a great deal from you.

Stranger: It is sensible to hold your speech as a priority, however given that it is approaching midnight, it would seem that you have already let this priority slip a number of times.

You: Yes, I'm a victim of procrastination and laziness.

Stranger: As am I. Why do you think I pushed forward the design of Platypuses?

You: Uhh...

Stranger: Indeed. I shall leave you with this thought: does it matter if I was really God or not?

[Guest FallenLove]

Stranger: yo

You: wai

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ahahah this site kills time

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello random stranger

Stranger: i have some important news

You: yes what is it

Stranger: remember how i told you i was pregnant?

You: yes

You: is the baby ok?

Stranger: well im pretty sure it's yours

You: damn how?

Stranger: i think grandma stapled the condoms

You: ahahahha grandma y???????

You: i have a confession

Stranger: she wanted some great grandkids

Stranger: and what is your confession

You: o i see

You: dont cry ok

Stranger: promise

You: kool

You: u cant get pregnat

You: pregnant

Stranger: then what is this in my stomach?

Stranger: is it a tumor!!??

You: o no

You: it's horrible

Stranger: worse!?

You: what is worse than that

Stranger: dead baby?

You: damn no.....let me finish confessing

Stranger: okay go on

You: you'll be cheating on me if u have a baby

Stranger: maybe i was abducted by aliens

Stranger: and i was impregnanted by them

You: maybe

Stranger: i saw it on discovery channel O_o

You: how? when? where?

You: where was i at?

Stranger: you were probably bowling with the boys again

You: ahahahaha u should

You: ve scram my name

You: scream my name

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: STRANGER!

You: say my name say my name

Stranger: when no one is around you

You: o wow

You: say baby i love u

Stranger: baby, i love you O_o

You: do u? [romise me

You: promise me

Stranger: xD yes

You: ok so u still having the kid?

Stranger: it's an alien!

Stranger: no way jose

You: ahhahahah y not, it's yours

Stranger: well i don't want it

Stranger: ish funna be uglay

You: it's alright it's part u

Stranger: hmm. well stranger, you were delightful to talk to

...sad thing is i never got to tell her i'm a woman myself....darn she assumed to much.