Guest o________O Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Stranger: hi You: herro Stranger: rice You: mmmmmmm Stranger: rearry? You: i rove rice Stranger: i rike it You: me too, it dericious Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: ppl are constantly disconnecting me from Omegle video chat :'( You: im sorry to hear that Stranger: Stranger: thx Stranger: it makes me feel bad Stranger: =''( You: what can i do for you? Stranger: nothing but talk lol Stranger: Stranger: asl? You: goodbye You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kirstie Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 NATALIE PORTMANNN!!! WHERE ARE YOUU. JORGE IS HEREE <3 come back to me babyy! COME BACKKK! it was quite possibly one of the best conversations ive ever had <3 you amy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brinyblue Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Lol, pretty weird, definitely not trying that again. My partners all seem uninteresting, though. :/ Me: I AM LORD VOLDEMORT. Stranger: hi Stranger: u mad bro? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I CHOOSE YOU POKEMON Stranger: hi Stranger: you watch pokemon? how random is pikachu? Stranger: like seriously, he sturrers You: PIKA PIKA Stranger: stutters* You: CHARMANDER DOES PRETTY MUCH THE SAM THING You: woops caps Stranger: i swear he must get off on zapping him self Stranger: thats a pretty john teshed up fetish You: they all need insurance, i tell you Stranger: insurance? understatement, maybe a partner You: No matter, voldemort will vanquish them, no need for intercourse You: as soon as he is resurrected You: as a zombie. You: but he has a brain Stranger: i was thinking moreso robocop myself Stranger: or maybe getting hold of chuck norris You: Pff Chuck Norris. You: Pai Mei OWNS Chuck Norris, as a sex slave Stranger: Pai Mei? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I.is.Happy Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Stranger: I don't want to talk to any horny freaks. You: hi You: LOL -disconnect- Stranger: hello You: hi theree Stranger: so wazzap? You: ZAPPPPPPPPPPPP You: WUZZZZZZZZZZZZUp You: YOOYOYOYO Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap Stranger: YO HOMIE You: HOT DANGGGGGG Stranger: COOL BRO You: CHECK IT OUTTTTTTTTT You: bloooopp Stranger: YA ROCK -disconnect- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -khunnie Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 LOL oh god i've done this so many times. just two days ago i had a talk with Minho *nods* yeah i said minho. lol its so funny when you start talking kpop and they're all confused like WTH. ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chvietnk Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Stranger: rawr You: monkeys are great Stranger: cool You: do you like bananas? Stranger: yesh You: are you a monkey? Stranger: no im a dinasaur You: my mommy told me if you like bananas than you are a monkey Stranger: sure why not Stranger: im guessing your like 11 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*.:AnGeL*BAbII:.* Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Stranger: heyy You: hi Stranger: asl ? You: 1001. f. yoshi's island You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hiiii! Stranger: asl !? You: that beats the whole talking to a "stranger" thing dont you think? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: M 21 canada Stranger: where are you from? You: I'm from Hogwarts Stranger: COOL Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperboat04 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Here's mine You: hi Stranger: hey asl? You: you first, asl? Stranger: 17 m aus Stranger: u??????? You: 21 f phil You: can I ask you something? Stranger: yea sure what ? Stranger: btw u sound pretty You: are you a robot or a human? do you work on omegle? Stranger: im a human an im just a guy on omegle You: Oh, I thought you're a robot. Anyway what's your name? Stranger: its nick Stranger: do u have msn? You: No, sorry. Stranger: oh well umm wanna play dirty 20 Q? You: what's that? Stranger: 20 questions but dirty You: I don't want to. You're young to play dirty. Stranger: haha no im not You: No. Can we talk about something else? Stranger: ok u bring something up? You: are you still studying? you're too young to work on omegle. Stranger: haha i dont work on omegle Stranger: im just a bloke in a chatroom You: really? I thought you were a robot. Someone told me strangers here were actually robots Stranger: lol there weird im no robot Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeli_kpop Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Hahaha!~ Interesting site! *O* at first I was paired with creepers, but this last guy was really sweet, ahhaha!~ This was how our chat started: Stranger: yikes You: yikkeessssss You: lol You: hello there stranger! hahaha Stranger: marry me? Stranger: lol You: where's the ringgggggggggg?! You: hahahahahhaa You: we haven't even met yet V_V You: \roflmaoooooooo You: interesting site yo!~ XD Stranger: yeah and we don't even know each other gender either You: ahhaaaaaa, sooo true! hahahahhaa You: so, when's our marriage? You: You: roflmaooooooo Stranger: tonight You: wwhhuuutttt? hahhahahaha Stranger: this is all going to fast!! You: yyeeaaahhh, so fast V_V lol You: hahhahahahaa Stranger: ..... I do You: and the venue? =D You: ....I do You: roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: hahahah You: ok, this is weird Stranger: yeah You: we are now married, hahahahhahahaha Stranger: I hope it's a straight mariage You: so, who's teh bride? You: hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa Stranger: let's not ruin it You: my thoughts exactly You: roflmaooooooooooo Stranger: this is actually really fun it's really very long, so to cut it short, her's the last part: Stranger: so sleepy You: ooohh...u should sleep then, stranger! You: =D You: finally, non-creeper on omegle *____* You: lol Stranger: so what are our genders? You: hahahahhahaaahaha You: guess stranger! lol Stranger: I don't know Stranger: it's hard to tell You: hahahhahaha You: would u like to know mine? roflmaoooo Stranger: yeah Stranger: i'll tell you mine aswell\ You: who goes first? lol Stranger: on three! Stranger: ok? You: ddaaaaaannngggg!~ straight marriage* *crosses fingers* You: ok You: lol Stranger: 1 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 3 !!! You: f You: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha Stranger: Im Stranger: m You: wwwwwwhheeeeeeewwww You: it's a straight marriage after all You: roflmaaaooooo Stranger: so what country are you in? You: hahahahahhahaha You: somewhere in Asia =D You: lalalalalala~ Stranger: china? You: nah Stranger: japan? You: beep* wrong again~ You: give up on guessing? Stranger: yeah You: Philippines, hahhaa You: had a nice time chatting with u stranger! Stranger: I marries a Philippine girl Stranger: married* Stranger: sweeeeeetttt!!! You: hahahahhahaa yeah u did *____* lol You: hahahahahaha You: do u have a name stranger? You: lol Stranger: David You: hello David *hand shakes* You: I'm Angeli *waves* =D Stranger: I get a handshake and wave from my wife? Stranger: hhahahaa Stranger: just kidding You: hahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha You: a hug will do? lol You: oh, and what's ur age btw? You: hahahahaha Stranger: 18 You: I have a feeling I'm older *O* lol You: yeah, I am V_V You: roflmaooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: how much older? You: I'm a pedophileeeeeeeee You: nooooooooo X______________X lol You: 4 yrs older, roflmaoooooooooooooooo Stranger: age doesn't matter You: wait, is our marrige even legal? You: lol You: hahahhahahaha Stranger: I'm 18 Stranger: which makes me an adult You: hahahahaha yeah, lol You: you have a class tomorrow? u should go to sleep *O* You: lol Stranger: I wish I could meet a girl like you You: aawww....that's so sweet of you David! lol You: you're a good guy too! hahahaa Stranger: thanks You: =D Stranger: Well goodnight angeli You: hahhaa goodnigh to you David! sleep well! Stranger: olive juice You: olive juice? O_O lol Stranger: olive juice you too You: eeehhh? still don't get it x__x lol Stranger: it's a joke because olive juice sounds like "i love you" You: ooohhhh...in which language? O_O You: lol XD Stranger: English You: yeah, olive juice you too, hubby O_O roflmaooooo You: ooohh...hahhahahahahaha Stranger: lol Stranger: I'll miss you You: goodnight David! *pinches cheeks* =D You: aawww...wifey will miss u too! lol~ Stranger: goodnight Stranger: and thank you You: nytnyt, thanks too ^_____^ Stranger: okay now I'm turning the computer off Stranger: goodnight You: okies~ nytnyt! He's really a cool person! hahaha!~ Glad I met at least one normal person there *__* lol~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelight. Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I've actually met someone decent on there this morning. :') You know, after the hoard of horny teenage girls and boys, pedophiles and weirdos.. and boring people. I'll be back to post a funny if I come across one. But I remember them saying, "If you don't use proper grammar and punctuation, I probably won't talk to you. I'm pretentious like that." Then when they asked for my name, I thought they were still a troll so I lied and said my name was Kate... after Kate Middleton. Then I found out they're from England. HAHA. So ironic. :') Then I gave this person relationship advice. Omegle is such an interesting place sometimes. *__* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I_play_with_dolls Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I do this when I'm bored. I know I have no life but it kills me each time because I could be quite a successful troll. There are a lot of creeps on here, this is probably the cleanest convo I saved. :U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spiritnature Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Stranger: Greetings. You: Did I summon for you? You: Back into the chambers underling Stranger: I believe you did, though perhaps not me specifically. You: exactly what I mean. back into the pen Stranger: The pen?! You: I would assume you are from a lower status You: I. Stranger: How about YOU go into the pen, and I stay here. You: no, I am the summoner You: heed my commands You: bow to me Stranger: Consider yourself the summonee. Begone. You have disconnected. LOL I wanted to be random. But the convo started to get boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andreas1 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Stranger: im gabe newell You: gratz You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dreamy21 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I do this when I'm bored. I know I have no life but it kills me each time because I could be quite a successful troll. There are a lot of creeps on here, this is probably the cleanest convo I saved. :U *quoted image* LOL. "My name is Adam, and I'm a dude." Priceless! Like 20 minutes after convo started You: So, what do you do? Stranger: I'm a shaman. You: What?? Really? How Stranger: I take care of dead bodies. Usually atleast 2 in the basement You: Whoa~ So do you like music? Stranger: Yes, in particular, I am quite a keen to jazz music. Great a shaman who likes jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leeseohae Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I was being the catalyst of weirdness in this conversation: Stranger: Hello You: Hello there, I come in peace. Stranger: Female 17 Hungary Stranger: How about you? You: I'm 50. From planet Saturn. Stranger: What's up? You: I'm awesome. Stranger: Whats your name? You: Not much. Just learning how to build nuclear weapons and atomic bombs. My fellow aliens are out to destroy Earth. Have you heard of that planet? Stranger: Angela. You: My name. I am Aswerdafg. Stranger: Nice to meet you. You: Nice to meet you too. You: What planet are you from? Stranger: I'm bored and lonely. Wanna cam? You: I've never heard of the planet Hungary before. You: What is a cam? Stranger: Here is my profile. Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=8i67 Stranger: You can add me there. Stranger: My name there is Angelabackson. You: What? I don't understand a word you are saying. Are you trying to manipulate me? You: Which planet are you from? You: I'm guessing you came from planet Mars. Those aliens there never understand. You: Stay away Martian! I don't want to be associated with you. You: Bye! For the first time, I actually had a decent conversation with a guy. It's amazing how you can open up to some random stranger who you would probably never meet in your entire life: Stranger: Howdy You: Hello there, mate! Stranger: How are you? You: I'm doing fine. You? Stranger: Doing good You: That' nice to know. Stranger: So where ya from? You: From somewhere you don't know of. You: Hahaha. Let's keep the identification a secret. Stranger: You sure? You: You: Yes. Stranger: Well, what do you wanna talk about then? You: Random things. You pick! Stranger: Um, favorite sport? You: I'm not the athletic type but I have always taken an interest in soccer. You: I love those soccer players. And oh, basketball. You: But I can't play both. -.- Stranger: Why do you love them? and why can't you play them? You: Why do I love them? Well, they just seem so buff and all. I like how they keep their physique in shape. And why can't I play them? I'm a girl. Hahaha. I'm not really good in those kind of area. You: How about you? Stranger: Well i like football cause i used to play it lol You: Nice. You: I'm guessing you're a guy? Am I correct? Stranger: Ding ding ding, you are correct You: Ahahaha. Okay then. You: So, what's up with your life right now? You: Mine's pretty boring. Stranger: same here, back home from college You: A college guy. Interesting. Stranger: why is that? You: I'm still in high school. You: Hahaha. Never associated with college guys before actually. You: I feel intimidated. Stranger: well, how old are you? lol You: That is a secret. You: Identification, private. Remember? You: We're just strangers anyway. Stranger: just tell me your age lol You: We'll never meet in this lifetime. Haha. You: Okay fine. 17. Stranger: Well I am 20 You: You're 3 years older than me. Is that considered illegal? Hahaha. Stranger: Woah, who said we were gonna do that stuff lol You: I didn't mean it that way! You: You're thinking of crazy things. Stranger: you implied it heavily lol You: Whatever. Hahaha. Stranger: So what do you wanna know about me? You: Uh, single or taken? Stranger: single, you? You: Single. Never dated. Parents are strict. Stranger: aw that stinks You: But I'm not complaining. You: I think it's better that way? Haha. To secure for my future and whatnot? You: Hahahaha. Stranger: but guys can be quite fun lol You: Fun in what way are you implying? Haha. Stranger: Oh, you know lol You: Oh no I don't know. Care to enlighten me? Stranger: Well, when a guy likes a girl and stuff lol You: So when a guy likes a girl and stuff? Then? That should be fun? Hahahaha. Stranger: well, they gotta be alone and then the magic happends You: Magic. Hahaha. You: I like how you associated the term magic. Stranger: well, the feeling is magical lol You: I guess. I couldn't quite tell now since you know, I've never been in one. You: But, if I will, I'll let you know if it's magical. Haha. You: So, you've been in one, I assume? Stranger: yes, and the feeling is magical, especially the physical aspect You: Hahahaha. Okay then. Let's not elaborate more. I don't want my thoughts tainted. You: Kidding. Stranger: haha so keep going? lol You: Let's talk about something else. Stranger: alright You: I don't wanna go yet. You're the first decent conversation I have in omegle. You: The people here are rude. -.- Stranger: Well, they tend to be that way You: Sooooo. Are there any facts about you that you would never in your whole life reveal to anyone? You could tell me, since I'm a nice stranger. You: I know. Creeps the hell out of me. Stranger: Idk really, i am a pretty open person lol You: There's really nothing? Nada? Stranger: i mean, not that i can think of You: Oh well. Hahaha. You: I guess we're the opposite. I'm a pretty introverted kind of person. Stranger: well what are some facts about yourself then You: Facts that I'll never ever reveal to anyone? Stranger: yup You: I get intimidated easily. Especially to my parents. You: Maybe that's why I never had good connection around each other. You: I'm fantasize more other than living in reality. You: I live in pretense when I'm around with a close tight of friends. Stranger: what do fantasize about? You: Things out of the ordinary. I know, I think I'm on crack sometimes. You: I'm a frustrated wannabe writer. I've written lots of stories which are either unpublished or incomplete. You: No one knows that I write though. They think it's lame. Stranger: Well, all writers have to start somewhere You: I've got lots of insecurities especially to other girls which I think who are good looking and whatever. You: I know. But I guess they just don't understand. Stranger: Well, you will find people who understand You: I think you're the first person I've ever opened up to. You: Thanks. And thank you for listening or in our case, reading. Stranger: No problem You: How about you? Facts about you that you'd like to share? Stranger: eh, i can be shy sometimes You: Haha. Tell me about it. But shy guys, I find them cute. Stranger: well, i am trying to work on it You: Try harder! :> Stranger: I will lol You: So was that the only oh so amazing fact this kind stranger have? Stranger: I guess lol You: Meh. You: Okay. I am left with nothing to say. Hahaha. Stranger: haha well i am getting tired You: Okay okay! Bye kind stranger! Nice chatting with you. You: See you in our next lifetime! Hahahaha. Stranger: Peace stranger! I guess Omegle isn't only infested with horny and crazy beings. You can also find some strangers who would be willing to listen to you in any time of the day. Otherwise, if they bother the heck out of you, rattle their brains out. Good luck, mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iiloveyou Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Stranger: Hi Stranger: are you a girl ?? You: Ello You: No I'm a gorilla You: =] Stranger: Coool Stranger: im a monkey too You: I like bananas Stranger: i like cakes Stranger: and clumbing trees You: Really what family ? Chimps ? You: I live in the jungle You: where the lion sleeps Stranger: Yes i think we are in the same jugle Stranger: jungle You: Cool You: the one in Africa ?!?#@ Stranger: Yes in south africa newt to england !! You: NO WAYYYY Stranger: See We are Close You: Very You: the lion king brought us together You: Simba is my best friend ! You know him ? Stranger: do you remembre when the crocodile eat us ? Stranger: yes You: OF COURES . Stranger: si,ba You: COURSE * Stranger: simba 9adem simba jé You: I still have the scars You: Luckily we got barfed out You: and didn't come out the other end ; ) Stranger: i forgot my richard simmons in his mouth You: That's too bad . . . You: We shall find it ! You: ADVENTURE TIME Stranger: i know You: TO HOGWARTS You: Do you have the cart ? Stranger: You know im the dragon ball monkey You: OH SNAP You: YOU ARE KING Stranger: i know Stranger: im the monkeys master Stranger: im monkeys gooD You: Hakuna Matata You: =] Stranger: Bomba yes Stranger: bomba You: Yessss Stranger: bomba is my little brother You: I know him ! You: I have a big sister geliath You: you know her ? Stranger: YEssssssssss che is reallu pretty Stranger: really Stranger: like a frog Stranger: a handsome frog You: yes she croaks like one too Stranger: Oh noo !! Realy sexy You: ya Stranger: Ok Ciao you wast my time rally im looking for a girl You: ok buddio You: peace out Stranger: see a Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL weirdest convo ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MISSxSHAMPOO Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: why, are you a creep? Stranger: cause i wanna seee your vagina You: yup, a creep You have disconnected just wanted to disconnect someone(: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greentambourine1 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 mine conversation... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi guy here looking for a girl or a guy who wants to do some omegle role play! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: you down? You: what? Stranger: wanna roleplay You: yeah.sure Stranger: g or m You: g Stranger: what do you look like Stranger: 'age You: 26 You: pretty Stranger: thin Stranger: be honest You: average Stranger: dont mind a big git Stranger: girl Stranger: big boobs Stranger: ? You: aw.. You have disconnected. ahaha,..lol.. i just disconnect, i might spank this guy if he says something more.. i was a bit afraid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NinjaRain Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Ehh, I guess I tried LOL. Stranger: HI You: HELLO! You: ;DDD You: HOW ARE YOU DOING, STRANGER? Stranger: i'm great ! Stranger: & you ? (: You: im great as well~ ^^ You: just talking to random ppl online lol Stranger: haha , me too ! You: lol you must be bored right? You: ;O Stranger: A little xD & u ? You: same You: lalalalalalaalala Stranger: na na na na naa C: You: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You: omg i hate perverted ppl on here LOL You: you? Stranger: me too ! You: haha we have so much in common already You: sorry im a creeper o-o Stranger: where are you from ? You: boston, usa You: C: Stranger: nice (: You: yupp hbu? Stranger: belgium You: cool ;D You: well it was nice talking to someone decent haha You: everyone else seems soo freaky o-o Stranger: really ? ;d You: yup~ You: how old are you? ^^ Stranger: 16 & u ? You: ooh i guess i'm younger lol Stranger: haha ;d You: well, talk to you soon? You: PEACE~~~~ I'm such a noob xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ubjustin Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 lotsa spam bots on that site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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