Guest panda1212 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Is it just me, or is it horny in here? You: its just you Stranger: damn You: yeah sorry about that Stranger: not even a little bit? You: nope sorry Stranger: well, it was worth a try Stranger: so... whats up? You: nothing You: what about you Stranger: horny You: why dont you go jerk off to porn Stranger: I think I will You: thats nice Stranger: thanks for the suggestion You: tell me how that goes You: afterwards You: on second thought You: i dont want to know Stranger: you sure? You: pretty positive You: so how is life Stranger: not bad Stranger: kinda lonely though You: why is that Stranger: I'm all alone You: what about friends Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JASON; Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: i fly at the speed of light Stranger: oh wow Stranger: i wish i could fly. You: you cannot?! Stranger: nope, just a lowly human You: do you want to be bestowed the powers of a lemur? Stranger: i thought you were superman. You: im a lemur superman. Stranger: thats fancy You: indeed, fancy is my middle name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi august Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 LOL this girl makes no sense after a while. Stranger: 17/f/london You: 17/f/US You: how is london? Stranger: really? wow didnt see that one coming You: lol Stranger: wet right now Stranger: john teshing wet You: o same here. well i live in texas and the weather is hella bipolar Stranger: im from Bama so i remember... we caught everything you threw up You: i've always wanted to visit london You: so you've been born and raised in london? Stranger: depending on where you are = how much you enjoy it You: lol i agree Stranger: but no matter where you are the constables are always a joke then i disconnected. iono what she's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jnnifer Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Chat 1: Stranger: yo! You: hEY Stranger: watup? You: nothin. u? Stranger: just chilling Stranger: where are u from? You: Cali what about you? Stranger: what's cali? u mean like california or what? Stranger: i'm from finland You: yea California WOAH! Finland...thats far Stranger: yeah! is it warm over there? You: T_T i wish its pretty cold for spring....what finland Stranger: well something like +5 c You: ohhh.... Stranger: getting warmer and warmer! which is nice You: lol maybe global warming Stranger: haha Stranger: THANK YOU GLOBAL WARMING You: xD Stranger: winter is just too long and snowy and cold an DARK here You: awww You: its okay Stranger: but how old are u? Stranger: are you a boy or a girl? You: .....how old are you?? You: .... a girl Stranger: i'm 19, girl! You: woah. You: im 8 years younger than you Stranger: that makes you 11? You: maybe Stranger: are u really that young? You: yea.... Stranger: that's awsome! you've got like everything ahead of you! You: ^^ thank you You: do u have a job? Stranger: well not actually, i look after some kids and direct some theatre groups, so yes i do have a job but nothing permanent or stable Stranger: i think you go to school? You: yup You: thats nice of you Chat 2: Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS You: O.O You: thank you Stranger: you have won a dance exhibition Stranger: :D/-< Stranger: |-< You: uh...thanks Stranger: :D/-< Stranger: np You: ummm okay Stranger: so whats up? You: the ceiling You: what about you? Stranger: pretty much the same You: woah...thats cool Stranger: yup, such a coincidence You: yesh..yesh it is ^o^ Stranger: so where are you from? You: California what about you? Stranger: Iceland You: hm.....is it cold there? Stranger: most of the time, yeah You: ^^ Dont worry it will probably get warmer xD global warming Stranger: haha yeah, the summer here is kinda warm, so Im not worried =D You: :T thats good Stranger: so how old are you? You: umm...how old are you? Stranger: 17 You: im 6 years younger than you Stranger: o_O You: 11 You: .... Stranger: haha, yeah, I see Stranger: So you had fun this easter? You: ;; uhh not really it was pretty boring You: what about you? Stranger: yeah, just ate and slept a lot, which is fun in it's own way You: xD okay Stranger: take care Stranger: but hey, gotta go Chat 3: Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: asl? You: eggs Stranger: i love eggs You: ohhh...okay ^^ Chat 4: Stranger: hi im looking for a hot bisexual guy O.O lol im not talking to her....or maybe a him xD Chat 5: Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you ? You: im good ^^ wat about you? Stranger: good goodd Stranger: whats your name ? You: Jennifer.... Stranger: aight where u from ? You: California Stranger: ok what u doin on this site if i may ask .. ? You: um...im just bored xD Stranger: ok that makes 2 of us Stranger: u like weed ? You: no Stranger: hmm why not ? You: becuz You: im too young Stranger: how young r u ? You: ....11 Stranger: hmnm Stranger: whut ur parents think about that ur on this site ? Chat 6: You: o.O hi Stranger: ^.^hey You: ....... You: UHH..... Stranger: asl You: Age: 11 You: s:girl Stranger: u r really young You: l:.....uhhhh im asian xD You: ...how old are you? Stranger: 19.. Stranger: what country u from You: California Stranger: ur in Carliforni?! You: yea xD what about you Stranger: Im in Miami You: ohh... Stranger: what nationality r u You: Chinese You: you? Stranger: Korean You: COOL!!!! You: i know a bit korean xD Stranger: i've been taken chinese class before for one year You: cool! isnt it hard to memorize You: the characters Stranger: yes...it got me headache You: T-T same here Stranger: but i know how to say... You: thats good Stranger: jian dao ni hen gao xing Stranger: is it right? You: lol yea xD You: so....are a oppa or unnie?? Stranger: jaja Stranger: oppa Stranger: nice ...u know korean also You: oh...so your boy ^^ Stranger: why? u dont want me be a boy? You: o.o!!!! no! its okay You: You: im fine with any kind of gender Stranger: what r u doing in california You: umm..im on spring break right now..but....theres nothing to do so i just went a this website called soompi and......yea.... ....what about you? Stranger: spring break? r u in middle school?im in the university...i finished my break really early You: ..no..im in elementry school Stranger: u r really a young kitto You: ^^ i know Stranger: when u move to california You: i was born in California where you born in Miami Stranger: no..i borned in Korea Stranger: then u parents must be chinese You: yea they were born in China Stranger: i've been to China before..jaja Stranger: Hainan You: ohhh...I wanna go to Seoul ^^ especially Lotte World Stranger: yOu should ..it's really nice place You: You: i might go for summer vacation Stranger: alone? You: o.o no with my mom probably .....i wish i could go alone You: my mom probably wont let me go on the fun stuff -_______- Stranger: caz u r too young... You: T-T;;....who says so...age is just a number Stranger: do you have chinese name...but experiences come alone with the age..u dont have much though You: ...... yea i do Stranger: jaja...really Stranger: like what You: um...........i dont know.... You: oh yea...whats your name?? Stranger: Jae Stranger: what's urs You: Jennifer ^^ Stranger: do u have chinese name You: ....what your last name then?? I wanna try to figure out your Korean name ^^ You: yea i do Stranger: Jae Huan You: I dont like my chinese name...its sooo short xD Stranger: can i know You: sure T-T why not You: Li Xi You: see short >.< Stranger: that's easy to remember You: xD Stranger: do u know how to type chinese You: yea You: hmm... your korean... You: wait...is Huan your last name Stranger: yes You: okay ^^ You: so it might me..... Huan Jaewook???? You: be You: i dont know xD Stranger: what's that?! You: .....i dont know xD it was random Stranger: let me to find chinese way of my name You: okay ^^ Stranger: 桓郑 You: hmm.... Stranger: can u read it? You: i dont think so xD...my chinese is lacking You: i will try though Stranger: okay You: Huan Zheng?? Am I right?? Stranger: which city r u living in ca You: Fremont Stranger: yes. You: Stranger: close to LA? You: nope I wish it was so then I maybe audition for JYP Entertainment xD Stranger: it's close to sanfrancisco You: yea I guess so ^^ Stranger: do you have bf? You: no You: Do you have a gf?? Stranger: i forget u r in elementary.... Stranger: i had two...they were all chinese You: ohh.....wat a coisidence xD You: in 3rd grade i had a really huge on crush on this guy....and he Korean xD Stranger: and they tought me a lot of chinese...hehe Stranger: 3rd? You: yea You: im in 6th right now Stranger: okay.....when i was in 3rd...i didnt know anything about crush You: yea neither did i....i just knew i liked guy really much Stranger: do u think u r pretty You: .....no not really T-T...my brother calls me ugly and my friends call me average..so....I just im average ^^ Stranger: u have brother You: yea You: but he likes my little sister better than me T-T Stranger: hahaha........how many children do u have in ur family Stranger: i dont have any sister or brother You: 2 inculding me 3 You: its okay.....i can be your pretend dongsaeng xD Stranger: how old is ur brother You: 19 You: like you :T Stranger: wo.nice...is he in university You: yea Stranger: do u know which one You: like you ^^ except 1 thing....you nicer xD You: Ohlone college Stranger: does he speak chinese You: yea Stranger: so three of ur guys born in US right? You: no my brother was born in China and me and my little sis were born in the US Stranger: you guys are lucky...which province u brother were born You: ...i dont really remember T-T;; sorry Stranger: it's okay Stranger: so what r u doing now You: talking to a friend Stranger: do u have facebook or sth You: no but i have an email ..... Stranger: oh...okay...im gonna go...so...nice to meet u You: okay bye ^^ Stranger: 很高兴认识你 and many more xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lonely_rain... Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 heres mine... I pretended to be Edogawa Conan Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi there You: my name is edogawa conan Stranger: hows it going? You: I was a well known High School Detective who helped solved cases which the police could not. Stranger: lol You: One day, I was investigating a suspicious man. Stranger: my name is theory arbogast...i was and still am a giant scorpion comander of the 8th battlion of corton You: Later I was attacked and forced to swallow a a poison called the APTX 4869 which turned me back into a child. Stranger: that is awesome Stranger: cause i'm sure you would want to try and get laid before you died Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOLL Its really FUN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeylovers24 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 That was pretty fun! lOL! I think I scare my stranger! LMFAO! I was joking, hopefully he didn't took it too seriously! LMFAO You: hii! Stranger: hello you!! You: what up?! Stranger: nothing. how was your day? You: it's was pretty good i guess, not much happen...you? Stranger: oh fine . my day suckeddddd You: ohh really why that? Stranger: because of some things that happened You: i'm sorry, hope tomorrow will be better Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: tnx You: me i'm from an affordable home lol You: how about you? Stranger: i live under a nice bridge You: really? should invite me sometime ahaha Stranger: yes its nice!! Stranger: with the river floating, and some fresh air You: really i was about to ask ! You: so you live on like a boathouse? Stranger: no i am homeless You: ohh bad economy ehh? Stranger: yess damn You: are you a guy or a female? Stranger: a MAN Stranger: you Stranger: ? You: I'm a SHEMALE AHAHAHAH Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU You: Scary huh? I got a gender change in Tawian. You: so you can say Transexual ehh? Stranger: so now you can fap in front of the mirror You: Fap? what? I got change into a female Stranger: did they took your wiener? You: yeah, that's why it's called transexual Stranger: oh.. i see Stranger: then good luck 2nd try Stranger: hi You: what up!? Stranger: asl? You: seriously already? You: how about you? Stranger: 18 female ireland and you? You: ohhh i was hoping for a male but okay xD 3rd try What up with the A/S/L thing. ahaha Stranger: hi You: HEY! Stranger: asl? You: are you that female 18 ireland person? Stranger: no Stranger: why? You: i just talked to one awhile ago and she asked me a same question You: 17/F/CA You: how about you? Stranger: 18/F/Brazil You: oh another female You: nice to meet you yoo! Stranger: nice to meet you too Stranger: do you study? You: yeah, i study You: you? Stranger: yeah I'm in college 4th try Warning LOTS OF PROFANITY Stranger: Whats ur name? Stranger: Im hello kittymini cooperpinkberry You: My name is Euna You: so you're black? Stranger: Its like NigagshaHORE Stranger: No. But you are You: hard to spell You: nahhh Stranger: I HATE BLACK PEOPLE THE SUCK COCKS You: that's soo mean of you Stranger: Are you brown? You: i'm pale as a ghose You: ghost* You: ARE YOU BROWN? Stranger: Learn how to spell sunshine aka Curry Breath go back 2 ur home You: hello kitty you need to learn how to spell You: john teshing bubble gum You: go suck a Richard Stranger: Hore, Get your father to lay you Stranger: pinkberry suck my dogs Richard You: mini cooperhead go john tesh your mama yo! Stranger: Sorry, Ur john teshin her You: say that again? Stranger: No You: i can't understand your damn english Stranger: I cant understand you sunshine Curry breath You: who want to john tesh that rather infelicitous trash of your Stranger: Your boyfriend did You: oh my really? Stranger: Yeah You: i feel sorry for your boyfriend You: should have stop him before he john tesh your mamma Stranger: You mean You feel sorry for Your Ex? You: why would i yo? You: why are you trying so hard to go for black style? You: i know you're a loner and mini cooper Stranger: Just go suck a richard simmons and comeback when your done john teshing richard simmons licking You Stranger: FATHER You: but don't go so harsh on yourself You: what father? You: what the hell is a richard simmons? Stranger: Only gay richard simmons hores people are named Euna You: ARE YOU CALLING ME RETARDED? You: THAT IS A BAD BAD WORD YO You: WHO WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD sunshineSHAmini cooperWHORE? Stranger: Ohh sorry to smart for your 13 year old brain You: MAN YOU ARE A rainbow Stranger: Your the sunshine GO BACK HOME You: I'm actually 5 You: I never say i was Stranger: Wow, You must get LAIIDD You: what a mini cooper kool-aidgot You: Laid? for what? You: I don't do that mini cooper hello kitty Stranger: mini cooper kool-aidgot? Why do you talk bout your mom bout that You: go see a threapist You: What mom? Stranger: She aint going to john tesh you anymore You: ohh really? that be really gross though Stranger: Cuz you gave her Herpies You: wtf is herpies? >.< Stranger: Wow. You: i know You: i'm sooo amazing You: what do you expect from a 5 year old pinkberry Stranger: No. Your a richard simmons sucker You: you mean cocktail those drinks You: i'm still underage Stranger: No. I mean you Vagina You: vagina? wth? Stranger: That your dad likes? You: ohh your face is a vagina? You: or your name is a vagina? Stranger: Ohh yeah, your a sunshine CURRY BREATH so you only have a Richard You: it's fit you very well You: sunshine curry breath? You: can you like think of something more creative ? Stranger: Like you mom You: gahhh you're worster then me You: oh course i look like my mom! Stranger: Go suck your Richard You: richard simmons pinkberry You: why won't you? Stranger: Cuz im not the Man You: i'm not the man either You: ohhhh Stranger: Sure You: YOU'RE A LESBIAN?! You: HOLYMOTHERjohn teshER! You: I MET A LESBIAN Stranger: No. Im straight your the Lesbo You: You don't act like it You: T____T You: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a lesbian Stranger: john tesh your dog, pinkberry,Oh wait, your dog is to john teshing scared your your richard simmons man lion king You: go ahead and john tesh your mom You: I won't say anything You: Promise Stranger: My moms in bed with you gay richard simmons You: why would she be in bed with me? You: you're the one john teshing her You: it's not nice to talk about your parent like that You: you're going to hell! Stranger: lion king face go john tesh the wall, It would be the ONLY thing you have ever john teshed You: best wishes to you You: there is no wall here Stranger: Hell? Like i care, I can say DIE GOD john tesh YOU MARRY You: you want to marry god? You: why are you getting so mad? Stranger: god sucks dicksss You: i won't stop you Stranger: Lalalallalalala I dont care You: oooo i know that song! You: it's from telitubbies You: you're so childish You: hehehehehe Stranger: Yeah its by you, The first lines are, I dont care if i dont get john teshked ever You: you never experience sex how sad Stranger: I have but a lion king face like you would have NEVER You: ohh you john teshed a girl You: no wonder you're an outcast in school Stranger: No. I would never, unlike you You: maybe rent porn You: you won't be as loney You: richard simmons pinkberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luu-who Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Mine was really long.. i had to edit it to make it shorter XD The whole conversation was much much more entertaining it lasted like 20mins XD this is just how it endeddd. Stranger: my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me today Stranger: i asked her if there was another guy. she told me i was the other guy You: the other guy was me You: boom chicka boomboomm You: okay You: see you again soon . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cozyhj Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 :L this is hilarious. reading everyones convos rli cracked me up! haha ima try this sometime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest linuhhparkk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You: HAI! Stranger: hi You: wuzgoood Your conversational partner has disconnected. wow, fail. Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: what's going on? You: ohhhh yah know, the usual. and you? Stranger: home sick today Stranger: lying naked on the couch You: nicee. Stranger: I guess so Stranger: I'm overheated Stranger: soooo hot You: maybe you need a fan? some a/c? Stranger: all the windows are open Stranger: so I am hoping that helps Stranger: I'm also hoping the neighbors are all at work You: hahaha, i was just gonna ask you about them You: so how was the day Stranger: lame Stranger: so tired Stranger: so hot You: i'm super cold Stranger: put more clothes on You: yuuup. You: so where you from? Stranger: I heard once that a thighter bra makes you warmer Stranger: Colorado, US You: well, i wouldn't know You: lol Stranger: why wouldn't you know Stranger: / Stranger: ? You: poland ftw! You: because...i'm a guy... Stranger: put a bra on Your conversational partner has disconnected. totally random. haha that was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss.Understood Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Stranger: who is number one on your favorite all time artist? You: Bill Clinton then he/she disconnected. D: lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suupeerr Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you You: fine ^^ hbu Stranger: btw i am a boy You: ok xD Stranger: boys dont wanna talk with me Stranger: you? You: im a girl Stranger: wanna have cyber? You: um You: no ty :\ Stranger: please ......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vee.pee Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 LOL that was random O_O I just had 3 conversations You: heyyzzz Stranger: OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 You: get bent Stranger: I will Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hi You: heYYYZZZZzzz Stranger: did you see THE GAME tonight? You: whAT ze john tesh you on ze BOUT Stranger: you just lost THE GAME You: get bent Stranger: lol You: dont LOL me You: sayonara You have disconnected. You: heyzzz Stranger: wahzzzzzup You: how zee yoUzzz? You: waNNa dO it? Stranger: yes You: whaT sEx are yoUU? Stranger: does it matter? You: yeZZZ it doeSSS Stranger: what are you? You: penis You: i want vagina Stranger: me too Stranger: sorry You: oh thATTS ze fine You: we can stiLL do Itt Stranger: oh yeah You: Give MEE yoUr email addREsszz Stranger: no You: aznboystar45@hotmail.com You: add ZEE yeAhhhszzz? Stranger: i'm gonna blow up your computer tomorrow Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovesbride Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I wonder if anyone finds their stranger RIGHT HERE on Soompi. Now That'd be interesting. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello. Stranger: how are you? You: Pretty darn good. Stranger: yeah? Stranger: how so? Stranger: ....? You: I just am~ Stranger: huh You: How are you~ Stranger: why whatd you do? Stranger: im good Stranger: are you crazy? You: NAW. Stranger: haha You: "Let's let's let's burn it up on this hypnotic dancefloor" Stranger: i cant deside whether thats sarcasm or just the honest to goodness lie Stranger: lol Stranger: DANCE COMMANDER@@ Stranger: DANGER DANGER!! You: WHERE Stranger: HIGH VOLTAGE!! Stranger: lol have yo heard of electric six? You: Naw. Stranger: look it up. you tube. Stranger: electric six Stranger: danger Stranger: high voltage Stranger: NOW Stranger: Stranger: or i'll smex you up Stranger: and you wont like it Stranger: ... You: FIRE IN THE DISCO Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: FIRE IN THE GATES OF HELL!! You: IT IS MY DESIREEEEEE Stranger: ITS MY DESIREEEEE Stranger: DONT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY WE KEEP STARTING FIREs?? Stranger: haha lol Stranger: seeeeexyyy huh? Stranger: lol You: Haha~ Stranger: glowing penissess and such Stranger: hahah You: Yeah. You: Woman's kind of.. You: Yeah Stranger: haha yes.. Stranger: she is infact a very, very, VERY old and discusting Stranger: lol Stranger: old crone Stranger: Stranger: she kinda looks like my grandma-ma!! ^_________________^ You: WoW. Stranger: hahaha You: That's wonderful. Stranger: i know Stranger: Stranger: well have fun. Stranger: i only cum to spread the word of ELECTRIC SIX! Stranger: You: Wow. You: I see. Stranger: HAHAHAHAH Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest d0rksf0lyfxs Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Stranger: hi You: hello. Stranger: asl? You: 85 m canada You: lol You: Stranger: lol gg Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol. i lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yournumber1fan Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 hahahahhaha this was so amusing xD Stranger: hi You: hi..? Stranger: hey where r u from ? You: california You: you ? Stranger: do u believe in a world where there is a god? You: nope. Stranger: or r u athiest ? You: im atheist xDD Stranger: so u simpyly think that life is at is Stranger: ok r u woman ? You: yeahh.. You: are you a dude? Stranger: yes i am a guy You: lol how old? O: Stranger: r u on facebook ? Stranger: im 27 Stranger: u You: nope. facebook is annoying You: Stranger: msn ? You: nope [x You: why are you on this site anyways? [x Stranger: someone just told me about it Stranger: wierd You: hahahaha Stranger: lol You: what city? Stranger: i thought ok Stranger: lets try it Stranger: im in London Stranger: UK You: ooooh. You: I LOVE BRITISH ACCENTS You: 8D Stranger: u do Stranger: do u want me to call u ? You: hahahaha its k [x Stranger: ok Stranger: i got a day off today fromw ork Stranger: so thought ok lets go online You: ahh i see. Stranger: yeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sympathetic Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You: Hi Stranger: have you seen my pink pony? You: LOL You: Where abouts Stranger: i dont know Stranger: it ran away You: oh You: I hope you find it soon You: are you okay You: do you need someone to comfort you Stranger: no Stranger: john tesh you You: LOL okay Stranger: u have my pony! Stranger: D You: :OOOOOOOOOOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AliceAristocrat Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Stranger: so statistically speaking, what are the chances you are my soul mate? .........yeah.....I didn't know what to say after that so the stranger disconnected -*- Stranger: OH Stranger: ARE YOU BRIAN? You: no....... Your conversational partner has disconnected. this one is kinda weird...... Stranger: r u gay? You: why? Stranger: just ask You: no You: u? Stranger: yes You: ohhhh..... Stranger: u r boy or girl? You: girl...... Your conversational partner has disconnected. .......I should have said guy......it might have been interesting haha Stranger: Are you a Ninja, Pirate, Samurai, Hermaphrodite or Hot Blonde pinkberry? You: ........um...... Stranger: *TIK* Stranger: *TAK* Stranger: *TIK* Stranger: *TAK* Stranger: TOO LATE Your conversational partner has disconnected. People on the internet....really are weird haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest plumplum Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello, random stranger. You: Howdy. Stranger: If your name is not Peter, please disconnect immediately. If your name is Peter, I would like to ask you some questions. You: ... oh my goodness. Stranger: Well? You: Sorry, not him. You: Good luck. Stranger: Thank you for your time. You have disconnected. Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlyM37 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 ahahaha. mine was SOO weird. XD and random... You: heyyy Stranger: Hi Stranger: I have a quck question You: =] i'm boreddd You: sure... Stranger: Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight? You: rofl You: now i will.... You: u? Stranger: For years I just thought my mom loved mayo DISCONNECTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NSTYLE;; Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ronaldo! You: david!!! You: wait what..? Stranger: Bria muito nu curintia! You: wtf? You: yo no comprend Stranger: 嗨 You: 안녕 Stranger: 说中文 棒子 ..wat??!??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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