Chat With A Stranger

April 14, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Is it just me, or is it horny in here?

You: its just you

Stranger: damn

You: yeah sorry about that

Stranger: not even a little bit?

You: nope sorry

Stranger: well, it was worth a try

Stranger: so... whats up?

You: nothing

You: what about you

Stranger: horny

You: why dont you go jerk off to porn

Stranger: I think I will

You: thats nice

Stranger: thanks for the suggestion

You: tell me how that goes

You: afterwards

You: on second thought

You: i dont want to know

Stranger: you sure?

You: pretty positive

You: so how is life

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: kinda lonely though

You: why is that

Stranger: I'm all alone

You: what about friends

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

April 14, 2009

You: i fly at the speed of light

Stranger: oh wow

Stranger: i wish i could fly.

You: you cannot?!

Stranger: nope, just a lowly human

You: do you want to be bestowed the powers of a lemur?

Stranger: i thought you were superman.

You: im a lemur superman.

Stranger: thats fancy

You: indeed, fancy is my middle name

hi august · April 14, 2009

LOL this girl makes no sense after a while.

Stranger: 17/f/london

You: 17/f/US

You: how is london?

Stranger: really? wow didnt see that one coming

You: lol

Stranger: wet right now

Stranger: john teshing wet

You: o same here. well i live in texas and the weather is hella bipolar

Stranger: im from Bama so i remember... we caught everything you threw up

You: i've always wanted to visit london

You: so you've been born and raised in london?

Stranger: depending on where you are = how much you enjoy it

You: lol i agree

Stranger: but no matter where you are the constables are always a joke

then i disconnected. iono what she's talking about.

April 14, 2009

Chat 1:

Stranger: yo!

You: hEY

Stranger: watup?

You: nothin. u?

Stranger: just chilling

Stranger: where are u from?

You: Cali what about you?

Stranger: what's cali? u mean like california or what?

Stranger: i'm from finland

You: yea California WOAH! Finland...thats far

Stranger: yeah! is it warm over there?

You: T_T i wish its pretty cold for spring....what finland

Stranger: well something like +5 c

You: ohhh....

Stranger: getting warmer and warmer! which is nice

You: lol maybe global warming

Stranger: haha

Stranger: THANK YOU GLOBAL WARMING

You: xD

Stranger: winter is just too long and snowy and cold an DARK here

You: awww

You: its okay

Stranger: but how old are u?

Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?

You: .....how old are you??

You: .... a girl

Stranger: i'm 19, girl!

You: woah.

You: im 8 years younger than you

Stranger: that makes you 11?

You: maybe

Stranger: are u really that young?

You: yea....

Stranger: that's awsome! you've got like everything ahead of you!

You: ^^ thank you

You: do u have a job?

Stranger: well not actually, i look after some kids and direct some theatre groups, so yes i do have a job but nothing permanent or stable

Stranger: i think you go to school?

You: yup

You: thats nice of you

Chat 2:

Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS

You: O.O

You: thank you

Stranger: you have won a dance exhibition

Stranger: :D/-<

Stranger: |-<

You: uh...thanks

Stranger: :D/-<

Stranger: np

You: ummm okay

Stranger: so whats up?

You: the ceiling

You: what about you?

Stranger: pretty much the same

You: woah...thats cool

Stranger: yup, such a coincidence

You: yesh..yesh it is ^o^

Stranger: so where are you from?

You: California what about you?

Stranger: Iceland

You: hm.....is it cold there?

Stranger: most of the time, yeah

You: ^^ Dont worry it will probably get warmer xD global warming

Stranger: haha yeah, the summer here is kinda warm, so Im not worried =D

You: :T thats good

Stranger: so how old are you?

You: umm...how old are you?

Stranger: 17

You: im 6 years younger than you

Stranger: o_O

You: 11

You: ....

Stranger: haha, yeah, I see

Stranger: So you had fun this easter?

You: ;; uhh not really it was pretty boring

You: what about you?

Stranger: yeah, just ate and slept a lot, which is fun in it's own way

You: xD okay

Stranger: take care

Stranger: but hey, gotta go

Chat 3:

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: eggs

Stranger: i love eggs

You: ohhh...okay ^^

Chat 4:

Stranger: hi im looking for a hot bisexual guy

O.O lol im not talking to her....or maybe a him xD

Chat 5:

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you ?

You: im good ^^ wat about you?

Stranger: good goodd

Stranger: whats your name ?

You: Jennifer....

Stranger: aight where u from ?

You: California

Stranger: ok what u doin on this site if i may ask .. ?

You: um...im just bored xD

Stranger: ok that makes 2 of us

Stranger: u like weed ?

You: no

Stranger: hmm why not ?

You: becuz

You: im too young

Stranger: how young r u ?

You: ....11

Stranger: hmnm

Stranger: whut ur parents think about that ur on this site ?

Chat 6:

You: o.O hi

Stranger: ^.^hey

You: .......

You: UHH.....

Stranger: asl

You: Age: 11

You: s:girl

Stranger: u r really young

You: l:.....uhhhh im asian xD

You: ...how old are you?

Stranger: 19..

Stranger: what country u from

You: California

Stranger: ur in Carliforni?!

You: yea xD what about you

Stranger: Im in Miami

You: ohh...

Stranger: what nationality r u

You: Chinese

You: you?

Stranger: Korean

You: COOL!!!!

You: i know a bit korean xD

Stranger: i've been taken chinese class before for one year

You: cool! isnt it hard to memorize

You: the characters

Stranger: yes...it got me headache

You: T-T same here

Stranger: but i know how to say...

You: thats good

Stranger: jian dao ni hen gao xing

Stranger: is it right?

You: lol yea xD

You: so....are a oppa or unnie??

Stranger: jaja

Stranger: oppa

Stranger: nice ...u know korean also

You: oh...so your boy ^^

Stranger: why? u dont want me be a boy?

You: o.o!!!! no! its okay

You:

You: im fine with any kind of gender

Stranger: what r u doing in california

You: umm..im on spring break right now..but....theres nothing to do so i just went a this website called soompi and......yea.... ....what about you?

Stranger: spring break? r u in middle school?im in the university...i finished my break really early

You: ..no..im in elementry school

Stranger: u r really a young kitto

You: ^^ i know

Stranger: when u move to california

You: i was born in California where you born in Miami

Stranger: no..i borned in Korea

Stranger: then u parents must be chinese

You: yea they were born in China

Stranger: i've been to China before..jaja

Stranger: Hainan

You: ohhh...I wanna go to Seoul ^^ especially Lotte World

Stranger: yOu should ..it's really nice place

You:

You: i might go for summer vacation

Stranger: alone?

You: o.o no with my mom probably .....i wish i could go alone

You: my mom probably wont let me go on the fun stuff -_______-

Stranger: caz u r too young...

You: T-T;;....who says so...age is just a number

Stranger: do you have chinese name...but experiences come alone with the age..u dont have much though

You: ...... yea i do

Stranger: jaja...really

Stranger: like what

You: um...........i dont know....

You: oh yea...whats your name??

Stranger: Jae

Stranger: what's urs

You: Jennifer ^^

Stranger: do u have chinese name

You: ....what your last name then?? I wanna try to figure out your Korean name ^^

You: yea i do

Stranger: Jae Huan

You: I dont like my chinese name...its sooo short xD

Stranger: can i know

You: sure T-T why not

You: Li Xi

You: see short >.<

Stranger: that's easy to remember

You: xD

Stranger: do u know how to type chinese

You: yea

You: hmm... your korean...

You: wait...is Huan your last name

Stranger: yes

You: okay ^^

You: so it might me..... Huan Jaewook????

You: be

You: i dont know xD

Stranger: what's that?!

You: .....i dont know xD it was random

Stranger: let me to find chinese way of my name

You: okay ^^

Stranger: 桓郑

You: hmm....

Stranger: can u read it?

You: i dont think so xD...my chinese is lacking

You: i will try though

Stranger: okay

You: Huan Zheng?? Am I right??

Stranger: which city r u living in ca

You: Fremont

Stranger: yes.

You:

Stranger: close to LA?

You: nope I wish it was so then I maybe audition for JYP Entertainment xD

Stranger: it's close to sanfrancisco

You: yea I guess so ^^

Stranger: do you have bf?

You: no

You: Do you have a gf??

Stranger: i forget u r in elementary....

Stranger: i had two...they were all chinese

You: ohh.....wat a coisidence xD

You: in 3rd grade i had a really huge on crush on this guy....and he Korean xD

Stranger: and they tought me a lot of chinese...hehe

Stranger: 3rd?

You: yea

You: im in 6th right now

Stranger: okay.....when i was in 3rd...i didnt know anything about crush

You: yea neither did i....i just knew i liked guy really much

Stranger: do u think u r pretty

You: .....no not really T-T...my brother calls me ugly and my friends call me average..so....I just im average ^^

Stranger: u have brother

You: yea

You: but he likes my little sister better than me T-T

Stranger: hahaha........how many children do u have in ur family

Stranger: i dont have any sister or brother

You: 2 inculding me 3

You: its okay.....i can be your pretend dongsaeng xD

Stranger: how old is ur brother

You: 19

You: like you :T

Stranger: wo.nice...is he in university

You: yea

Stranger: do u know which one

You: like you ^^ except 1 thing....you nicer xD

You: Ohlone college

Stranger: does he speak chinese

You: yea

Stranger: so three of ur guys born in US right?

You: no my brother was born in China and me and my little sis were born in the US

Stranger: you guys are lucky...which province u brother were born

You: ...i dont really remember T-T;; sorry

Stranger: it's okay

Stranger: so what r u doing now

You: talking to a friend

Stranger: do u have facebook or sth

You: no but i have an email .....

Stranger: oh...okay...im gonna go...so...nice to meet u

You: okay bye ^^

Stranger: 很高兴认识你

and many more xD

April 15, 2009

heres mine...

I pretended to be Edogawa Conan

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi there

You: my name is edogawa conan

Stranger: hows it going?

You: I was a well known High School Detective who helped solved cases which the police could not.

Stranger: lol

You: One day, I was investigating a suspicious man.

Stranger: my name is theory arbogast...i was and still am a giant scorpion comander of the 8th battlion of corton

You: Later I was attacked and forced to swallow a a poison called the APTX 4869 which turned me back into a child.

Stranger: that is awesome

Stranger: cause i'm sure you would want to try and get laid before you died

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLL

Its really FUN!!

mickeylovers24 · April 15, 2009

That was pretty fun! lOL! I think I scare my stranger! LMFAO!

I was joking, hopefully he didn't took it too seriously! LMFAO

You: hii!

Stranger: hello you!!

You: what up?!

Stranger: nothing. how was your day?

You: it's was pretty good i guess, not much happen...you?

Stranger: oh fine . my day suckeddddd

You: ohh really why that?

Stranger: because of some things that happened

You: i'm sorry, hope tomorrow will be better

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: tnx

You: me i'm from an affordable home lol

You: how about you?

Stranger: i live under a nice bridge

You: really? should invite me sometime ahaha

Stranger: yes its nice!!

Stranger: with the river floating, and some fresh air

You: really i was about to ask !

You: so you live on like a boathouse?

Stranger: no i am homeless

You: ohh bad economy ehh?

Stranger: yess damn

You: are you a guy or a female?

Stranger: a MAN

Stranger: you

Stranger: ?

You: I'm a SHEMALE AHAHAHAH

Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: Scary huh? I got a gender change in Tawian.

You: so you can say Transexual ehh?

Stranger: so now you can fap in front of the mirror

You: Fap? what? I got change into a female

Stranger: did they took your wiener?

You: yeah, that's why it's called transexual

Stranger: oh.. i see

Stranger: then good luck

2nd try

Stranger: hi

You: what up!?

Stranger: asl?

You: seriously already?

You: how about you?

Stranger: 18 female ireland and you?

You: ohhh i was hoping for a male but okay xD

3rd try

What up with the A/S/L thing. ahaha

Stranger: hi

You: HEY!

Stranger: asl?

You: are you that female 18 ireland person?

Stranger: no

Stranger: why?

You: i just talked to one awhile ago and she asked me a same question

You: 17/F/CA

You: how about you?

Stranger: 18/F/Brazil

You: oh another female

You: nice to meet you yoo!

Stranger: nice to meet you too

Stranger: do you study?

You: yeah, i study

You: you?

Stranger: yeah I'm in college

4th try

Warning LOTS OF PROFANITY

Stranger: Whats ur name?

Stranger: Im hello kittymini cooperpinkberry

You: My name is Euna

You: so you're black?

Stranger: Its like NigagshaHORE

Stranger: No. But you are

You: hard to spell

You: nahhh

Stranger: I HATE BLACK PEOPLE THE SUCK COCKS

You: that's soo mean of you

Stranger: Are you brown?

You: i'm pale as a ghose

You: ghost*

You: ARE YOU BROWN?

Stranger: Learn how to spell sunshine aka Curry Breath go back 2 ur home

You: hello kitty you need to learn how to spell

You: john teshing bubble gum

You: go suck a Richard

Stranger: Hore, Get your father to lay you

Stranger: pinkberry suck my dogs Richard

You: mini cooperhead go john tesh your mama yo!

Stranger: Sorry, Ur john teshin her

You: say that again?

Stranger: No

You: i can't understand your damn english

Stranger: I cant understand you sunshine Curry breath

You: who want to john tesh that rather infelicitous trash of your

Stranger: Your boyfriend did

You: oh my really?

Stranger: Yeah

You: i feel sorry for your boyfriend

You: should have stop him before he john tesh your mamma

Stranger: You mean You feel sorry for Your Ex?

You: why would i yo?

You: why are you trying so hard to go for black style?

You: i know you're a loner and mini cooper

Stranger: Just go suck a richard simmons and comeback when your done john teshing richard simmons licking You

Stranger: FATHER

You: but don't go so harsh on yourself

You: what father?

You: what the hell is a richard simmons?

Stranger: Only gay richard simmons hores people are named Euna

You: ARE YOU CALLING ME RETARDED?

You: THAT IS A BAD BAD WORD YO

You: WHO WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD sunshineSHAmini cooperWHORE?

Stranger: Ohh sorry to smart for your 13 year old brain

You: MAN YOU ARE A rainbow

Stranger: Your the sunshine GO BACK HOME

You: I'm actually 5

You: I never say i was

Stranger: Wow, You must get LAIIDD

You: what a mini cooper kool-aidgot

You: Laid? for what?

You: I don't do that mini cooper hello kitty

Stranger: mini cooper kool-aidgot? Why do you talk bout your mom bout that

You: go see a threapist

You: What mom?

Stranger: She aint going to john tesh you anymore

You: ohh really? that be really gross though

Stranger: Cuz you gave her Herpies

You: wtf is herpies? >.<

Stranger: Wow.

You: i know

You: i'm sooo amazing

You: what do you expect from a 5 year old pinkberry

Stranger: No. Your a richard simmons sucker

You: you mean cocktail those drinks

You: i'm still underage

Stranger: No. I mean you Vagina

You: vagina? wth?

Stranger: That your dad likes?

You: ohh your face is a vagina?

You: or your name is a vagina?

Stranger: Ohh yeah, your a sunshine CURRY BREATH so you only have a Richard

You: it's fit you very well

You: sunshine curry breath?

You: can you like think of something more creative ?

Stranger: Like you mom

You: gahhh you're worster then me

You: oh course i look like my mom!

Stranger: Go suck your Richard

You: richard simmons pinkberry

You: why won't you?

Stranger: Cuz im not the Man

You: i'm not the man either

You: ohhhh

Stranger: Sure

You: YOU'RE A LESBIAN?!

You: HOLYMOTHERjohn teshER!

You: I MET A LESBIAN

Stranger: No. Im straight your the Lesbo

You: You don't act like it

You: T____T

You: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a lesbian

Stranger: john tesh your dog, pinkberry,Oh wait, your dog is to john teshing scared your your richard simmons man lion king

You: go ahead and john tesh your mom

You: I won't say anything

You: Promise

Stranger: My moms in bed with you gay richard simmons

You: why would she be in bed with me?

You: you're the one john teshing her

You: it's not nice to talk about your parent like that

You: you're going to hell!

Stranger: lion king face go john tesh the wall, It would be the ONLY thing you have ever john teshed

You: best wishes to you

You: there is no wall here

Stranger: Hell? Like i care, I can say DIE GOD john tesh YOU MARRY

You: you want to marry god?

You: why are you getting so mad?

Stranger: god sucks dicksss

You: i won't stop you

Stranger: Lalalallalalala I dont care

You: oooo i know that song!

You: it's from telitubbies

You: you're so childish

You: hehehehehe

Stranger: Yeah its by you, The first lines are, I dont care if i dont get john teshked ever

You: you never experience sex how sad

Stranger: I have but a lion king face like you would have NEVER

You: ohh you john teshed a girl

You: no wonder you're an outcast in school

Stranger: No. I would never, unlike you

You: maybe rent porn

You: you won't be as loney

You: richard simmons pinkberry

April 15, 2009

Mine was really long.. i had to edit it to make it shorter XD

The whole conversation was much much more entertaining

it lasted like 20mins XD

this is just how it endeddd.

Stranger: my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me today

Stranger: i asked her if there was another guy. she told me i was the other guy

You: the other guy was me

You: boom chicka boomboomm

You: okay

You: see you again soon .

April 15, 2009

:L this is hilarious. reading everyones convos rli cracked me up! haha

ima try this sometime

April 15, 2009

You: HAI!

Stranger: hi

You: wuzgoood

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow, fail.

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: what's going on?

You: ohhhh yah know, the usual. and you?

Stranger: home sick today

Stranger: lying naked on the couch

You: nicee.

Stranger: I guess so

Stranger: I'm overheated

Stranger: soooo hot

You: maybe you need a fan? some a/c?

Stranger: all the windows are open

Stranger: so I am hoping that helps

Stranger: I'm also hoping the neighbors are all at work

You: hahaha, i was just gonna ask you about them

You: so how was the day

Stranger: lame

Stranger: so tired

Stranger: so hot

You: i'm super cold

Stranger: put more clothes on

You: yuuup.

You: so where you from?

Stranger: I heard once that a thighter bra makes you warmer

Stranger: Colorado, US

You: well, i wouldn't know

You: lol

Stranger: why wouldn't you know

Stranger: /

Stranger: ?

You: poland ftw!

You: because...i'm a guy...

Stranger: put a bra on

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

totally random.

haha that was fun.

April 16, 2009

Stranger: who is number one on your favorite all time artist?

You: Bill Clinton

then he/she disconnected. D: lame.

April 16, 2009

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: fine ^^ hbu

Stranger: btw i am a boy

You: ok xD

Stranger: boys dont wanna talk with me

Stranger: you?

You: im a girl

Stranger: wanna have cyber?

You: um

You: no ty :\

Stranger: please

.........................

April 16, 2009

LOL that was random O_O I just had 3 conversations

You: heyyzzz

Stranger: OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000

OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000 OVER 9000

You: get bent

Stranger: I will

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi

You: heYYYZZZZzzz

Stranger: did you see THE GAME tonight?

You: whAT ze john tesh you on ze BOUT

Stranger: you just lost THE GAME

You: get bent

Stranger: lol

You: dont LOL me

You: sayonara

You have disconnected.

You: heyzzz

Stranger: wahzzzzzup

You: how zee yoUzzz?

You: waNNa dO it?

Stranger: yes

You: whaT sEx are yoUU?

Stranger: does it matter?

You: yeZZZ it doeSSS

Stranger: what are you?

You: penis

You: i want vagina

Stranger: me too

Stranger: sorry

You: oh thATTS ze fine

You: we can stiLL do Itt

Stranger: oh yeah

You: Give MEE yoUr email addREsszz

Stranger: no

You: aznboystar45@hotmail.com

You: add ZEE yeAhhhszzz?

Stranger: i'm gonna blow up your computer tomorrow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lovesbride · April 16, 2009

I wonder if anyone finds their stranger RIGHT HERE on Soompi.

Now That'd be interesting.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello.

Stranger: how are you?

You: Pretty darn good.

Stranger: yeah?

Stranger: how so?

Stranger: ....?

You: I just am~

Stranger: huh

You: How are you~

Stranger: why whatd you do?

Stranger: im good

Stranger: are you crazy?

You: NAW.

Stranger: haha

You: "Let's let's let's burn it up on this hypnotic dancefloor"

Stranger: i cant deside whether thats sarcasm or just the honest to goodness lie

Stranger: lol

Stranger: DANCE COMMANDER@@

Stranger: DANGER DANGER!!

You: WHERE

Stranger: HIGH VOLTAGE!!

Stranger: lol have yo heard of electric six?

You: Naw.

Stranger: look it up. you tube.

Stranger: electric six

Stranger: danger

Stranger: high voltage

Stranger: NOW

Stranger:

Stranger: or i'll smex you up

Stranger: and you wont like it

Stranger: ...

You: FIRE IN THE DISCO

Stranger: YES!!!

Stranger: FIRE IN THE GATES OF HELL!!

You: IT IS MY DESIREEEEEE

Stranger: ITS MY DESIREEEEE

Stranger: DONT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY WE KEEP STARTING FIREs??

Stranger: haha lol

Stranger: seeeeexyyy huh?

Stranger: lol

You: Haha~

Stranger: glowing penissess and such

Stranger: hahah

You: Yeah.

You: Woman's kind of..

You: Yeah

Stranger: haha yes..

Stranger: she is infact a very, very, VERY old and discusting

Stranger: lol

Stranger: old crone

Stranger:

Stranger: she kinda looks like my grandma-ma!! ^_________________^

You: WoW.

Stranger: hahaha

You: That's wonderful.

Stranger: i know

Stranger:

Stranger: well have fun.

Stranger: i only cum to spread the word of ELECTRIC SIX!

Stranger:

You: Wow.

You: I see.

Stranger: HAHAHAHAH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

April 16, 2009

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:

Stranger: hi

You: hello.

Stranger: asl?

You: 85 m canada

You: lol

You:

Stranger: lol gg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol. i lie.

April 16, 2009

hahahahhaha this was so amusing xD

Stranger: hi

You: hi..?

Stranger: hey where r u from ?

You: california

You: you ?

Stranger: do u believe in a world where there is a god?

You: nope.

Stranger: or r u athiest ?

You: im atheist xDD

Stranger: so u simpyly think that life is at is

Stranger: ok r u woman ?

You: yeahh..

You: are you a dude?

Stranger: yes i am a guy

You: lol how old? O:

Stranger: r u on facebook ?

Stranger: im 27

Stranger: u

You: nope. facebook is annoying

You:

Stranger: msn ?

You: nope [x

You: why are you on this site anyways? [x

Stranger: someone just told me about it

Stranger: wierd

You: hahahaha

Stranger: lol

You: what city?

Stranger: i thought ok

Stranger: lets try it

Stranger: im in London

Stranger: UK

You: ooooh.

You: I LOVE BRITISH ACCENTS

You: 8D

Stranger: u do

Stranger: do u want me to call u ?

You: hahahaha its k [x

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i got a day off today fromw ork

Stranger: so thought ok lets go online

You: ahh i see.

Stranger: yeh

April 16, 2009

You: Hi

Stranger: have you seen my pink pony?

You: LOL

You: Where abouts

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: it ran away

You: oh

You: I hope you find it soon

You: are you okay

You: do you need someone to comfort you

Stranger: no

Stranger: john tesh you

You: LOL okay

Stranger: u have my pony!

Stranger: D

You: :OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

April 16, 2009

Stranger: so statistically speaking, what are the chances you are my soul mate?

.........yeah.....I didn't know what to say after that so the stranger disconnected -*-

Stranger: OH

Stranger: ARE YOU BRIAN?

You: no.......

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one is kinda weird......

Stranger: r u gay?

You: why?

Stranger: just ask

You: no

You: u?

Stranger: yes

You: ohhhh.....

Stranger: u r boy or girl?

You: girl......

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.......I should have said guy......it might have been interesting haha

Stranger: Are you a Ninja, Pirate, Samurai, Hermaphrodite or Hot Blonde pinkberry?

You: ........um......

Stranger: *TIK*

Stranger: *TAK*

Stranger: *TIK*

Stranger: *TAK*

Stranger: TOO LATE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People on the internet....really are weird haha

April 16, 2009

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, random stranger.

You: Howdy.

Stranger: If your name is not Peter, please disconnect immediately. If your name is Peter, I would like to ask you some questions.

You: ... oh my goodness.

Stranger: Well?

You: Sorry, not him.

You: Good luck.

Stranger: Thank you for your time.

You have disconnected.

Hahaha.

AlyM37 · April 16, 2009

ahahaha. mine was SOO weird. XD and random...

You: heyyy

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: I have a quck question

You: =] i'm boreddd

You: sure...

Stranger: Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?

You: rofl

You: now i will....

You: u?

Stranger: For years I just thought my mom loved mayo

DISCONNECTED

April 17, 2009

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ronaldo!

You: david!!!

You: wait what..?

Stranger: Bria muito nu curintia!

You: wtf?

You: yo no comprend

Stranger: 嗨

You: 안녕

Stranger: 说中文棒子

..wat??!??!

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