Chat With A Stranger

[**mashmellow**]

Damn, this thing is hilarious lol I think I scared alot of ppl =.="

1st Chat:

Stranger: i hate u

You: i love you too

Stranger:

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 44

You: o.O

You: im 60 =}

Stranger: yay

You: i guess you like old ladies right?

You: =]

2nd Chat:

Stranger: 你好

You: hey

You: your chinese huh?

You: male?

Stranger: 也是

Stranger: 你也是中国人么

You: i seriously don't understand mini cooper =.="

Stranger: 。。。。。。。。。so you are not chinese？

You: okay let's pretend i do understand

You: o.O you know english???

You: sure im chinese

You: yah, did you die???

Stranger: no i am just try to chat on this web while i am playing wow? hoh

You: playing what?

Stranger: playing a game named WOW~ you are female?

You: NO, I'm a man =]

You: lol

You: male?

Stranger: .......... why you donot know WOW, the famous game. yes i am a man

You: I do

You: warcraft right??

Stranger: yes

You: how old are you?

Stranger: war of wordcraft lol

Stranger: i am 22

You: LOL

Stranger: and u?

You: I'm 17 *wink*

You: where are you from?

Stranger: come from china

Stranger: lol

You: oh yea

You: you were speaking chinese before

You: are you a machine?

Stranger: no! lol

You: you don't seem like a human =.="

You: are you sure?

You: what's your name then?

Stranger: ...

Stranger: coka

You: LOL

You: me too

You: such a pretty name right?

Stranger: .....realy?

Stranger: your name is Coka?

You: yep =]

You: nice name huh?

Stranger: ........I have another name which is Sven

You: what's your chinese name?

Stranger: chen

You: oh

Stranger: /////////// little Coka so where are you from

You: actually im female =]

You: how am I little???

Stranger: you are 17 and i am 22 so you are little lol

You: =.="

Stranger: where are you from

You: .........

Stranger: really so you are student

You: I graduate in november

You: your in uni?

You: damn i gotta jet\

Stranger: yes

You: so bye stranger

I think some convo is with real ppl o.O

[Guest jiwoneex3]

OMG. AHAHAHAHA.

You: ann young.

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all i did was say hi in korean ):

and another one

Stranger: HI

Stranger: I LOVE CAPSLOCK

Stranger: IT'S NICE

You: okay, two people just disconnected on me before i even typed.

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AND ANOTHER ONE! ):

Stranger: gumwen

You: okay, so now four people in a row just disconnected on me.

Stranger: bye

[Guest bigfatPANDA]

i got stuck talking to a 16 year old from serbia that likes to play wow LOL

[Guest HelloTharrTiff]

You: BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN

You: HELLO?@?@

Stranger: Hi

You: HOW ARE YOU

Stranger: are u ok?

You: Sadly no.

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Did I scare him

[Guest Gubuki]

delete

[Guest tnn2000]

gone.... 20 characters

[ticteuk.]

haha this is so amusing! i got this guy to google DBSK & he's watching the TRIANGLE MV & SNSD's GEE.

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: fine

Stranger: where you come from

You: US

You: you?

Stranger: germany

You: cool

You: do you like dbsk?

Stranger: what?

You: dbsk google it

You: are you a guy or girl?

Stranger: guy

Stranger: never saw them

You: you should check them out

You: good music

You: how old are you?

Stranger: looks like tekken

You: haha they do

Stranger: i like the classic part

You: the what?

Stranger: trinangl

Stranger: the beginning

You: oh you're listening to triangle?

You: thats a good song

You: how old are you?

Stranger: do you understand it?

Stranger: 30

You: yup

Stranger: strange

You: what's strange?

Stranger: the band

You: maybe you'll like this one better

You: hold on

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E77r2hvgU8o

You: it's a girl group

Stranger: i like the girls without sound! ;-=

You: hahaha

Stranger: ;-)

[Guest litoaznbabix91]

Stranger: Hey

You: can i have yo numba ?

Stranger: Depends what country your in

You: iraq

Stranger: too bad

You: why not man ?

Stranger: australia

You: we can call da long distance, collect call you pay

Stranger: hahahahaha nahhhh

You: i will move to da austrailia

Stranger: i'm sure you will

You: you pay for plane ticket ?

You: im there

Stranger: nope

Stranger: you're where?

You: then how can i get yo numba cheepo ?

Stranger: you cant

You: tell me

Stranger: nuhhh

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This one was the best. Just to clear things up. I was just playing around I love president Obama.

And I'm a girl and I don't watch porn. lol

haha I think the guy thought I was serious though. Poor thing. lol

Stranger: Hello there.

Stranger: Whats up?

You: our president is blackk

Stranger: Oh, you're american?

You: there's a black man in the white house

You: yea

You: are you

Stranger: And that's a problem for you?

You: course nott

Stranger: No sorry, im from Sweden.

You: LOSERRR

Stranger: Yeapp, wanna get married so I can get a green-card?

You: hell yeaa

You: how old are youu

You: ?

Stranger: Awesome, im blonde and got blue eyes.

Stranger: Im 20, and you?

You: m/f?

Stranger: Take a shot, tihihi

You: nahh

You: tell me

Stranger: Im male, lol. And no, im not gay.

You: damn and I was getting excited

Stranger: rofl, you can't get chicks in the u.s.?

You: i was hoping for a girl, hot blonde with a sexy body and blue eyes

Stranger: Well, im a hot blonde with a sexy body and blue eyes.

Stranger: Im just male.

You: these americans chicks are butt

You: the're nothing like your sweden girls

Stranger: Haha, nah.. I don't think so, though, swedish girls are perfect.

You: you guys got

You: some hot richard simmons chicks

Stranger: I knowz

Stranger: it ownz

You: totallyy

Stranger: So where in the u.s. do you live stranger?

You: the NYC babyyy

Stranger: Oh man! Really?

You: hell yeaa

Stranger: Wanna get married?

You: we have a hell of a time everynight

Stranger: I bet you have!

You: nah man i dont roll that wayy

Stranger: Neither do I, but I want a green-card! Oh and I want to join the us army : )

You: your wanna support the black president?

Stranger: No, I want to do military service, since I wasn't allowed here in Sweden.

Stranger: And I don't hold any grudge against black people.

You: neither do I

You: i love that hello kittya

Stranger: Aha...?

Stranger: Awesome.

You: Shoot I voted for him

Stranger: How old are you btw?

Stranger: Nice

You: im 21

Stranger: Oh, sweet.

Stranger: You're watching How I met Your mother?

You: no

You: what's that?

Stranger: You should. It's on CBS.

Stranger: Comedy show about some people in NYC

You: nah it's don't play here

Stranger: Erh, it's on CBS.

Stranger: So yes, it does play there.

You: we'll I don't really watch much TV anyways

Stranger: Oh, how come?

You: i usually spend all my time on the computer or out clubingg

You: i just turned 21 last month

Stranger: Oh, you're nerdy?

You: offically legal babyy

You: hahah

You: helll nahh

Stranger: Haha, people in Sweden start drinking when they are about 15 Legal when you are 18.

Stranger: But you spend your time on the computer?

You: duhhh

You: PORNNN babyyy

You: lol

Stranger: lol

You: you know what I mean

Stranger: You should hook up with someone, dude.

You: don't tell me your not into that kinda stuff

Stranger: Call someone over for a cup of coffee, and then KABLAME

Stranger: happi happi time

You: i pick up all my chicks at clubs and bars

You: but most of them are ugly chicks

Stranger: lol, that sucks man

You: there's not like the ones you see in porns

You: you know hat I mean

You: *what

Stranger: We have alot of em here in Sweden

Stranger: Everyone is hooooot!

Stranger: Not slutty enough though

You: I bet soo

You: that's ok though

You: i can make any kinda of girls slutyy

Stranger: Well, the ugly ones never get laid, so it aint that surprising that they are slutty.

You: it's the rare ones that are harrd

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Nice talking too you mister

Stranger: Cya someday in NYC

You: i hope so

You: btw i did catch your name

Stranger: My name is Alexander

Stranger: and yours?

You: Justinn

Stranger: With two 'n's ?

You: nah just one

You: lol

You: typeos

Stranger: rofl, you americans are such laxy-bums

Stranger: lazy*

You: lol

You: we been told

Stranger: Haha, well well

Stranger: Cya later Justin

You: yea later

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[Guest bhebie9]

LOL me fooling around

Stranger: HEY!

You: HALLO

You:

You: ASL?

Stranger: Brazil

Stranger: You?

You: Canada

Stranger: You have vagina?

You: Do you want me to have a vagina?

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[Guest lilaznanime]

Stranger: ¡hola!

You: peep!

Stranger: aiai

You: XP

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It was really hard to connect. And I couldn't reconnect.

O_O

[Guest tnn2000]

gone.... 20 characters

[lilaznmonkee_2008]

i had some rly interesting convos xD

didnt get to meet any soompiers tho =[[

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: whats up?

You: omg! how are you!?!?! havent seen you in ages

Stranger: its been so damn long!

Stranger: i thought you were gone forever

You: i know!!! how have you been? how was india?

Stranger: but seriously though i feel like having a grilled cheese sandwich

You: no im back now

You: lol

You: go make one

Stranger: to lazy

Stranger: and i dont think i have cheese

You: too bad then..better go grocery shopping

Stranger: dude you have been gone for so long the least you can do is make me a sandwich

You: but i dont have cheese too. you should give me some money to buy cheese. and then i'll make you your sandwich

Stranger: do you accpet paypal?

You: no sorry...only snail mail

Stranger: can i send you a check for $10,000 then have you cash it and send me back $5000?

You: okay sure

You: but why do you want me to cash it? thats kinda dumb

Stranger: ps my name is kwame bendobo and i'm from nigeria

Stranger: dude thats what all the nigerian scammers do

Stranger: omg you didn't know that?

You: hiii...my name is nargarish bumboo and i'm from indonesia

You: oh really? how smart of you nigerians

Stranger: yup

Stranger: they send fake checks to dumb americans

Stranger: then they cash the checks and send the money back to nigeria

Stranger: free money!

You: ahhh i seeee...no wonder nigerians are getting so wealthy..too bad im indonesian

You: and not american

Stranger: are you seriously indonesian?

You: of course...but i'm originally from yugoslavia

You: are you seriously nigerian?

Stranger: no i was joking

Stranger: i'm an american

Stranger: i live in los angeles

You: a dumb american? did you get fooled by the nigerians?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i am dumb at times

Stranger: but not that dumb

You: lol

Stranger: so wait why are you in indonesia?

Stranger: isn't that place all poor?

You: because i got kicked out of yugoslavia

Stranger: did you kill someone?

Stranger: or throw a shoe at the president?

You: no i threw bread at the president's wife

Stranger: did she eat it?

You: i thought she was hungry...

Stranger: what a heartless pinkberry

You: yeah..and then they kicked me out

You: i know!

Stranger: so wait why is your english so good?

You: i helped tutor canadian children

Stranger: in yugoslavia?

Stranger: why the hell were canadian kids in yugoslavia or indonesia that needed tutoring in english???

You: of course not. in canada. there are no canadian children in yugoslavia. yugoslavians dont like canadians

Stranger: WTF I'M CONFUSEDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: so wait are you a boy or a girl?

You: im from yugoslavia. now in indonesia. but i spent a few years in canada tutoring canadian children english

You: i'm a girl. what are you?

Stranger: a boy

Stranger: so how is indonesia?

You: it is very nice. we are in the middle of a thunder storm. there is no electricity in my city

Stranger: then how are you on the internet?

Stranger: magic?

...then he signed off on me lol...

You: hey

Stranger: howdy, stranger

You: i love you

You: i miss you

Stranger: love you too

Stranger: but you know we can't be together

You: how was new zealand?

Stranger: society just isn't ready

Stranger: we've discussed this

You: i know.. sorry

You: just cant believe it

Stranger: yes well

Stranger: we can't hang out if you're gonna make it weird

You: it tears me apart everyday..why do you have to be in new zealand?

You: you should come back to switzerland

Stranger: what we had was amazing, but it's in the past now

Stranger: I have a new love in New Zealand

You: i know.. i need to accept that

You: but its hard

You: a new love? better than me?

Stranger: the moonlight shines on her fleece

Stranger: her baa is low and melodious

You: what about me? dont you miss me at all?

Stranger: of course I do

You: whats so special about her baa?

Stranger: but you know long-distance relationships never work

Stranger: not even in the movies

Stranger: you wouldn't ask that question if you'd heard her baa

You: i guesss not

You: so when are you gonna come back to switzerland?

You: we all miss you

Stranger: i know, I know

Stranger: maybe someday

You: just leave your new love. what is there for you in new zealand anyways?

Stranger: rocks

Stranger: lots of rocks

You: we have lots of rocks here too

You: we have swiss cheese and swiss chocolate

Stranger: and the accents aren't too grating, if you tape bricks to the sides of your head

You: but you wouldnt need that for switzerland...you would only need pebbles

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: i just need some time and/or space

Stranger: and there's lots of space here

You: hasnt 80 years been enough?

Stranger: the population is like - seven

Stranger: don't rush me

Stranger: you always do this

You: im sorry.. i just cant help myself

You: you know i just miss you too much

Stranger: maybe you should try to move on

You: theres no meaning in life without you here beside me

You: i should..i tried. his neighh just wasnt good enough

Stranger: of course there is

Stranger: you just need to look harder

Stranger: meet other horses

Stranger: live your life

You: i know. i need to. there is a lot of horses here. population is 10

Stranger: well hit the bars

You: they've all closed. no bartenders now that you're gone

Stranger: damnit

Stranger: what about all those classes I ran before I left?

Stranger: surely SOMEONE remembers how to make a gin and tonic

You: i dont know...they seem to all have ran away with the drinks

Stranger: YOU COMBINE GIN WITH TONIC, PEOPLE

You: all i can make is a bloody mary

You: i guess no one else is smart enough without your influence

Stranger: maybe I will come back

Stranger: no wonder you're having difficulty moving on, with no decent alcohol in reach

You: you should. you have to rescue us. some are going crazy w/o their gin and tonic fix

You: all i have is the bottle of vodka you left me

Stranger: jesus

Stranger: alright

Stranger: i'll book the flights

You: okay thank you...im sure everyone will be thrilled when they hear the news

Stranger: mmkay

Stranger: meet me at the airport tomorrow

Stranger: leaving now

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last one xD...my roommate contributed for this one ...i dont even know what i said to him @_@

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where u from

You: where you from?

Stranger: i asked first

You: thats why you should answer first

Stranger: im swedish

Stranger: you?

You: i like swedish fish

You: i'm hawaiian

Stranger: john tesh NO

Stranger: idont belive u

You: john tesh YES

Stranger: FINLAND

You: why not?

You: are you dissing finland now?

Stranger: ppl here arent serious

You: huh?

You: but i am hawaiian

Stranger: yes if u come from there

You: ...o.O

Stranger: which part?

You: whats there

You: oahu

Stranger: no way? which city?

You: how do i know ur not being serious about being swedish

You: honolulu

You: its technically the only city. the other are just counties and whatnot

Stranger: ok.. why sholud i lie?

Stranger: i know

You: why should i lie? better yet, why WOULD i lie?

You: really now? bc most ppl dont..not even my friends ...who live in hawaii

Stranger: because everyone lies to me

You: you have a sad life then

Stranger: i just wanna meet new people

Stranger: and they just saying

You: you are meeting new ppl

Stranger: john tesh you swedes

You: thats not very nice of them

Stranger: so what are u doing in hawaii

You: surfing of course

You: surfing the USA

Stranger: kk

Stranger: i still think ur a finn

You: whattt? what makes you think that?

Stranger: why would you else eat swedish fish?

Stranger: we dont eat hawaiian fish

You: i'm actually from norway. helvete

You: swedish fish is a type of candy

Stranger: NORSK JÄVEL

Stranger: hahaha

You: you should eat hawaiian fish. the humuhumu nukunuku apua'a is delicious

Stranger: so what did u get hawaii from

You: i am in hawaii

Stranger: my happy poopoo

Stranger: fb?

You: fb?

Stranger: okey i guess not

Stranger: say something funny in norwegian then

You: fisk kan svømme

Stranger: true

Stranger: so why are u lying

You: NOW do you believe me when i see i'm a norwegian in hawaii

You: when did i lie to you?

Stranger: thats john teshing wierd wtf are u doing there

You: i'm surfing

Stranger: how long are u being there

You: i like hawaii. it has pretty beaches

Stranger: yeah

You: for the next 5 years

You: hvor er dessen

You: sorry that was my brother

Stranger: dude, 5 years?

You: yeah gotta win all the surfing contests

Stranger: tell him to john tesh off before he gets it in tvåan

Stranger: haha sure

You: he is laughing

You: rompis

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: hehe

You: ssorry he was dropped on the head alot when he was little

Stranger: yeah too many starts life like that

You: its tragic really

Stranger: yeah

You: but i am hoping he will get over mentality sometime soon

Stranger: so surfing contest, 5 years, this sounds john teshed

Stranger: u know that right

You: no 5 years is good. i hope its enough for me to be the best

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 18. how old are you?

Stranger: 20

You: okay i shall talk to you later. i need to go surf now. the waves are pretty good today

Stranger: tsss

Stranger: keep surfing the web

You: of course . that too. you have fun with your surfing

i had some pretty interesting convos in japanese and chinese too =]] but no point in posting those..bc its like 50% or more..in another language xP

[Guest gunso]

Is omegle working for anyone right now? Going down alot today...

[hi august]

^ Nope it's not working for me. I wanna try this, though. Some of the convos are so funny.

[Guest kimeunjiiiii]

hehe... okay.... I got all guys... disconnected on all of them. It was kind of weird... but fun

EDIT:

haha nope....

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

shortest convo ever

[Guest rasengan741]

holy crap LMFAOOO

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

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Stranger: uh oh

Stranger: ive been rick rolled

You: i knooww

You: sucks dont it?

Stranger: yes

You: any way

You: can i ask you somthing?

Stranger: i guess so lol

You: are..

You: are you a yoshi?

Stranger: mario's friend?

You: yeah

You: you know

Stranger: no, i find him quite annoying.

You: the green john teshing dinosawr who eats eggs

You: well, mini coopers eggs

Stranger: and mini coopers them out?

Stranger: yeah

You: yeah

Stranger: i know the john tesher

You: crazy bastard isn't he?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i wish bowser killed him when he had the chance

You: yup

You: damm john teshing green dinosawr

You have disconnected.

these people are great . . . cept for the pedos O____o

[Guest balloons*]

Stranger: what is 'the game'?

You: lol i think im talking to robot right now. am i correct?

Stranger: you have to guess

You: guess. lol i did. :] and i think i a

You: m

You: am*

Stranger: you are mistaken

You: oh really?

Stranger: yes

You: lol then tell me your name :]

Stranger: chris

You: lol i honestly am not buying this D: but hahah

You: its nice to waste some time

You: ^_____^;

Stranger: I am not a robot, ask me anything

You: hmmmmmm what sud i ask

You: lol

You: what is your favorite food? hahah

Stranger: probably tortellini, or pizza

Stranger: hmmmm

You: :T lol interesting i like pizza toooo

Stranger: i think everyone does

You: lol true true.

You: so let me re-confirm whether you are a robot or not LOL .

You: what is the "game" you were talking bout

You: o_o;

Stranger: i am not a robot

You: hmmm so what is the game?

Stranger: just trying to work out what this new meme is where people start conversations with 'THE GAME'

You: eh? lol you just lost me there.

Stranger: wondering what the point is

You: the point of talking to a stranger? lol

You: im wondering too. good thing to do to pass time i assume

Stranger: I do enjoy omegle

Stranger: although i find it hard to lie to people

Stranger: even though it is anonymous

You: lol why lie to strangers?

Stranger: dunno, that seems to be what people expect on here

You: hahha i was expecting a robot :T

You: you know hahah like smarterchild on AIM >_>:

You: hahahha well you don't seem to be a robot .... >_>; but erk what do i know

Stranger: I would like to be a robot though, then i could shoot lasers and be friends with Wall-e and Eva

You: LOL

You: i rather be a treee

Stranger: But trees don't have flashing LEDs on them

You: lol its okay :] hahhaah a treeee is living

You: a robot is not

You: HA

You: :]

Stranger: not yet...

You: lol woah hahaha are you saying they will be in the future?

You: scary scary

Stranger: yep

Stranger: no, not scary, exciting

LOL that was a good waste of 10 min? 5 min ? IDK XD

[edit]

Stranger: ambo

You: hello

Stranger: i dont think you're my boyfriend

Stranger: /sigh

Stranger: bye

LOL WTH?

[Guest clownface]

i got nervous, but here's my convo

Stranger: I'M AN HP FIGHTER YAEHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABEHEHEEH

You: OMG

You: HELP

You: HELP

Stranger: WAHT

You: HELP

Stranger: WHAT YOU NEED MAN

You: >__<

Stranger: TELL ME MAN

Stranger: I'LL HELP YOU MAN

Stranger: COME ON MAN, I CAN HELP

Stranger: TELL ME

You: MICHAEL JACKSON IS RAPING ME

You: HELP

You: DUDDE

Stranger: IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT

You: I DONT LIKE IT

You: HELP

You: !!!!

You: COME QUICK!

Stranger: OKAY, I'M ON MY WAY

then he disconnected

[Guest souries_Xd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I HOPE YOU ARE A WOMAN

You: im a man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: zhuyin fuhao

Stranger: hakka

Stranger: ming

You: choa

Stranger: wong

Stranger: dong

You: chang

You: wu

You: general tsao chicken

Stranger: 'ching mu

You: pupu platter

You: egg drop soup?

Stranger: hue che

Stranger: se

You: dogs toungue

You: pig intestine

Stranger: la cabasa

You: tortilla!

Stranger: ching wong

Stranger: dong

Stranger: ping

You: sensei owl

Stranger: ling

You: mushu

You: mulan

You: mao ze dong

You: sun yat sen

Stranger: i dont speak chinese

You: me no speekii engrishy

Stranger: aw

Stranger:

Stranger: beittchhhh

You: sowwee

Stranger: give me la cabasa

You: gau

You: lah

You: mao

You: cha

You: diew

You: le

You: lo

You: mo

You: noa

You: paw

Stranger: pusssy

You: sao

You: law

Stranger: i have o go. . .

Stranger: iloveyou

You: i love you too

You have disconnected.

i have so much more lmao convos

[Guest BU_RP]

You: hello

Stranger: ayo soulja girl can I get a minute ay

Stranger: wassap

You: waddup waddaup

Stranger: I ask u furst so u answer furst k

Stranger: so u go

You: not in my world

You: you go

Stranger: no

Stranger: how about u suk on ma lion king

Stranger: how bout dat

Stranger: ur turn 2 answer

You: not until you suck on mine~!

Stranger: U HAV A lion king?

Stranger: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Stranger: NOOOOOO

Stranger: I LIKE GUYS

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: EW

Stranger: r u a lesbo

You: are you ?

Stranger: NO

You: chill man LOL

Stranger: k

You: you act like a 10 year old

Stranger: im twelve

You: really?

Stranger: no

Stranger: im 15

You: (Y)

Stranger: im in it for the lolz

Stranger: I dont want to suck on your lion king

Stranger: I like Richard

Stranger: You're a really great conversationalist

Stranger: bye

aHAHAHAHAHAH