**mashmellow** Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Damn, this thing is hilarious lol I think I scared alot of ppl =.=" 1st Chat: Stranger: i hate u You: i love you too Stranger: You: how old are you? Stranger: 44 You: o.O You: im 60 =} Stranger: yay You: i guess you like old ladies right? You: =] 2nd Chat: Stranger: 你好 You: hey You: your chinese huh? You: male? Stranger: 也是 Stranger: 你也是中国人么 You: i seriously don't understand mini cooper =.=" Stranger: 。。。。。。。。。so you are not chinese? You: okay let's pretend i do understand You: o.O you know english??? You: sure im chinese You: yah, did you die??? Stranger: no i am just try to chat on this web while i am playing wow? hoh You: playing what? Stranger: playing a game named WOW~ you are female? You: NO, I'm a man =] You: lol You: male? Stranger: .......... why you donot know WOW, the famous game. yes i am a man You: I do You: warcraft right?? Stranger: yes You: how old are you? Stranger: war of wordcraft lol Stranger: i am 22 You: LOL Stranger: and u? You: I'm 17 *wink* You: where are you from? Stranger: come from china Stranger: lol You: oh yea You: you were speaking chinese before You: are you a machine? Stranger: no! lol You: you don't seem like a human =.=" You: are you sure? You: what's your name then? Stranger: ... Stranger: coka You: LOL You: me too You: such a pretty name right? Stranger: .....realy? Stranger: your name is Coka? You: yep =] You: nice name huh? Stranger: ........I have another name which is Sven You: what's your chinese name? Stranger: chen You: oh Stranger: /////////// little Coka so where are you from You: actually im female =] You: how am I little??? Stranger: you are 17 and i am 22 so you are little lol You: =.=" Stranger: where are you from You: ......... Stranger: really so you are student You: I graduate in november You: your in uni? You: damn i gotta jet\ Stranger: yes You: so bye stranger I think some convo is with real ppl o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jiwoneex3 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 OMG. AHAHAHAHA. You: ann young. Your conversational partner has disconnected. all i did was say hi in korean ): and another one Stranger: HI Stranger: I LOVE CAPSLOCK Stranger: IT'S NICE You: okay, two people just disconnected on me before i even typed. Your conversational partner has disconnected. AND ANOTHER ONE! ): Stranger: gumwen You: okay, so now four people in a row just disconnected on me. Stranger: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigfatPANDA Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 i got stuck talking to a 16 year old from serbia that likes to play wow LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HelloTharrTiff Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 You: BANG BANG CHU CHU TRAIN You: HELLO?@?@ Stranger: Hi You: HOW ARE YOU Stranger: are u ok? You: Sadly no. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Did I scare him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ticteuk. Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 haha this is so amusing! i got this guy to google DBSK & he's watching the TRIANGLE MV & SNSD's GEE. Stranger: hi You: hi You: how are you? Stranger: fine Stranger: where you come from You: US You: you? Stranger: germany You: cool You: do you like dbsk? Stranger: what? You: dbsk google it You: are you a guy or girl? Stranger: guy Stranger: never saw them You: you should check them out You: good music You: how old are you? Stranger: looks like tekken You: haha they do Stranger: i like the classic part You: the what? Stranger: trinangl Stranger: the beginning You: oh you're listening to triangle? You: thats a good song You: how old are you? Stranger: do you understand it? Stranger: 30 You: yup Stranger: strange You: what's strange? Stranger: the band You: maybe you'll like this one better You: hold on You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E77r2hvgU8o You: it's a girl group Stranger: i like the girls without sound! ;-= You: hahaha Stranger: ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest litoaznbabix91 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Stranger: Hey You: can i have yo numba ? Stranger: Depends what country your in You: iraq Stranger: too bad You: why not man ? Stranger: australia You: we can call da long distance, collect call you pay Stranger: hahahahaha nahhhh You: i will move to da austrailia Stranger: i'm sure you will You: you pay for plane ticket ? You: im there Stranger: nope Stranger: you're where? You: then how can i get yo numba cheepo ? Stranger: you cant You: tell me Stranger: nuhhh Your conversational partner has disconnected. This one was the best. Just to clear things up. I was just playing around I love president Obama. And I'm a girl and I don't watch porn. lol haha I think the guy thought I was serious though. Poor thing. lol Stranger: Hello there. Stranger: Whats up? You: our president is blackk Stranger: Oh, you're american? You: there's a black man in the white house You: yea You: are you Stranger: And that's a problem for you? You: course nott Stranger: No sorry, im from Sweden. You: LOSERRR Stranger: Yeapp, wanna get married so I can get a green-card? You: hell yeaa You: how old are youu You: ? Stranger: Awesome, im blonde and got blue eyes. Stranger: Im 20, and you? You: m/f? Stranger: Take a shot, tihihi You: nahh You: tell me Stranger: Im male, lol. And no, im not gay. You: damn and I was getting excited Stranger: rofl, you can't get chicks in the u.s.? You: i was hoping for a girl, hot blonde with a sexy body and blue eyes Stranger: Well, im a hot blonde with a sexy body and blue eyes. Stranger: Im just male. You: these americans chicks are butt You: the're nothing like your sweden girls Stranger: Haha, nah.. I don't think so, though, swedish girls are perfect. You: you guys got You: some hot richard simmons chicks Stranger: I knowz Stranger: it ownz You: totallyy Stranger: So where in the u.s. do you live stranger? You: the NYC babyyy Stranger: Oh man! Really? You: hell yeaa Stranger: Wanna get married? You: we have a hell of a time everynight Stranger: I bet you have! You: nah man i dont roll that wayy Stranger: Neither do I, but I want a green-card! Oh and I want to join the us army : ) You: your wanna support the black president? Stranger: No, I want to do military service, since I wasn't allowed here in Sweden. Stranger: And I don't hold any grudge against black people. You: neither do I You: i love that hello kittya Stranger: Aha...? Stranger: Awesome. You: Shoot I voted for him Stranger: How old are you btw? Stranger: Nice You: im 21 Stranger: Oh, sweet. Stranger: You're watching How I met Your mother? You: no You: what's that? Stranger: You should. It's on CBS. Stranger: Comedy show about some people in NYC You: nah it's don't play here Stranger: Erh, it's on CBS. Stranger: So yes, it does play there. You: we'll I don't really watch much TV anyways Stranger: Oh, how come? You: i usually spend all my time on the computer or out clubingg You: i just turned 21 last month Stranger: Oh, you're nerdy? You: offically legal babyy You: hahah You: helll nahh Stranger: Haha, people in Sweden start drinking when they are about 15 Legal when you are 18. Stranger: But you spend your time on the computer? You: duhhh You: PORNNN babyyy You: lol Stranger: lol You: you know what I mean Stranger: You should hook up with someone, dude. You: don't tell me your not into that kinda stuff Stranger: Call someone over for a cup of coffee, and then KABLAME Stranger: happi happi time You: i pick up all my chicks at clubs and bars You: but most of them are ugly chicks Stranger: lol, that sucks man You: there's not like the ones you see in porns You: you know hat I mean You: *what Stranger: We have alot of em here in Sweden Stranger: Everyone is hooooot! Stranger: Not slutty enough though You: I bet soo You: that's ok though You: i can make any kinda of girls slutyy Stranger: Well, the ugly ones never get laid, so it aint that surprising that they are slutty. You: it's the rare ones that are harrd Stranger: lol Stranger: Nice talking too you mister Stranger: Cya someday in NYC You: i hope so You: btw i did catch your name Stranger: My name is Alexander Stranger: and yours? You: Justinn Stranger: With two 'n's ? You: nah just one You: lol You: typeos Stranger: rofl, you americans are such laxy-bums Stranger: lazy* You: lol You: we been told Stranger: Haha, well well Stranger: Cya later Justin You: yea later Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bhebie9 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 LOL me fooling around Stranger: HEY! You: HALLO You: You: ASL? Stranger: Brazil Stranger: You? You: Canada Stranger: You have vagina? You: Do you want me to have a vagina? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilaznanime Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Stranger: ¡hola! You: peep! Stranger: aiai You: XP Your conversational partner has disconnected. It was really hard to connect. And I couldn't reconnect. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnn2000 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 gone.... 20 characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilaznmonkee_2008 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 i had some rly interesting convos xD didnt get to meet any soompiers tho =[[ Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: whats up? You: omg! how are you!?!?! havent seen you in ages Stranger: its been so damn long! Stranger: i thought you were gone forever You: i know!!! how have you been? how was india? Stranger: but seriously though i feel like having a grilled cheese sandwich You: no im back now You: lol You: go make one Stranger: to lazy Stranger: and i dont think i have cheese You: too bad then..better go grocery shopping Stranger: dude you have been gone for so long the least you can do is make me a sandwich You: but i dont have cheese too. you should give me some money to buy cheese. and then i'll make you your sandwich Stranger: do you accpet paypal? You: no sorry...only snail mail Stranger: can i send you a check for $10,000 then have you cash it and send me back $5000? You: okay sure You: but why do you want me to cash it? thats kinda dumb Stranger: ps my name is kwame bendobo and i'm from nigeria Stranger: dude thats what all the nigerian scammers do Stranger: omg you didn't know that? You: hiii...my name is nargarish bumboo and i'm from indonesia You: oh really? how smart of you nigerians Stranger: yup Stranger: they send fake checks to dumb americans Stranger: then they cash the checks and send the money back to nigeria Stranger: free money! You: ahhh i seeee...no wonder nigerians are getting so wealthy..too bad im indonesian You: and not american Stranger: are you seriously indonesian? You: of course...but i'm originally from yugoslavia You: are you seriously nigerian? Stranger: no i was joking Stranger: i'm an american Stranger: i live in los angeles You: a dumb american? did you get fooled by the nigerians? Stranger: nope Stranger: i am dumb at times Stranger: but not that dumb You: lol Stranger: so wait why are you in indonesia? Stranger: isn't that place all poor? You: because i got kicked out of yugoslavia Stranger: did you kill someone? Stranger: or throw a shoe at the president? You: no i threw bread at the president's wife Stranger: did she eat it? You: i thought she was hungry... Stranger: what a heartless pinkberry You: yeah..and then they kicked me out You: i know! Stranger: so wait why is your english so good? You: i helped tutor canadian children Stranger: in yugoslavia? Stranger: why the hell were canadian kids in yugoslavia or indonesia that needed tutoring in english??? You: of course not. in canada. there are no canadian children in yugoslavia. yugoslavians dont like canadians Stranger: WTF I'M CONFUSEDDDDDDDDDD Stranger: so wait are you a boy or a girl? You: im from yugoslavia. now in indonesia. but i spent a few years in canada tutoring canadian children english You: i'm a girl. what are you? Stranger: a boy Stranger: so how is indonesia? You: it is very nice. we are in the middle of a thunder storm. there is no electricity in my city Stranger: then how are you on the internet? Stranger: magic? ...then he signed off on me lol... You: hey Stranger: howdy, stranger You: i love you You: i miss you Stranger: love you too Stranger: but you know we can't be together You: how was new zealand? Stranger: society just isn't ready Stranger: we've discussed this You: i know.. sorry You: just cant believe it Stranger: yes well Stranger: we can't hang out if you're gonna make it weird You: it tears me apart everyday..why do you have to be in new zealand? You: you should come back to switzerland Stranger: what we had was amazing, but it's in the past now Stranger: I have a new love in New Zealand You: i know.. i need to accept that You: but its hard You: a new love? better than me? Stranger: the moonlight shines on her fleece Stranger: her baa is low and melodious You: what about me? dont you miss me at all? Stranger: of course I do You: whats so special about her baa? Stranger: but you know long-distance relationships never work Stranger: not even in the movies Stranger: you wouldn't ask that question if you'd heard her baa You: i guesss not You: so when are you gonna come back to switzerland? You: we all miss you Stranger: i know, I know Stranger: maybe someday You: just leave your new love. what is there for you in new zealand anyways? Stranger: rocks Stranger: lots of rocks You: we have lots of rocks here too You: we have swiss cheese and swiss chocolate Stranger: and the accents aren't too grating, if you tape bricks to the sides of your head You: but you wouldnt need that for switzerland...you would only need pebbles Stranger: i don't know Stranger: i just need some time and/or space Stranger: and there's lots of space here You: hasnt 80 years been enough? Stranger: the population is like - seven Stranger: don't rush me Stranger: you always do this You: im sorry.. i just cant help myself You: you know i just miss you too much Stranger: maybe you should try to move on You: theres no meaning in life without you here beside me You: i should..i tried. his neighh just wasnt good enough Stranger: of course there is Stranger: you just need to look harder Stranger: meet other horses Stranger: live your life You: i know. i need to. there is a lot of horses here. population is 10 Stranger: well hit the bars You: they've all closed. no bartenders now that you're gone Stranger: damnit Stranger: what about all those classes I ran before I left? Stranger: surely SOMEONE remembers how to make a gin and tonic You: i dont know...they seem to all have ran away with the drinks Stranger: YOU COMBINE GIN WITH TONIC, PEOPLE You: all i can make is a bloody mary You: i guess no one else is smart enough without your influence Stranger: maybe I will come back Stranger: no wonder you're having difficulty moving on, with no decent alcohol in reach You: you should. you have to rescue us. some are going crazy w/o their gin and tonic fix You: all i have is the bottle of vodka you left me Stranger: jesus Stranger: alright Stranger: i'll book the flights You: okay thank you...im sure everyone will be thrilled when they hear the news Stranger: mmkay Stranger: meet me at the airport tomorrow Stranger: leaving now Your conversational partner has disconnected. last one xD...my roommate contributed for this one ...i dont even know what i said to him @_@ You: hello Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where u from You: where you from? Stranger: i asked first You: thats why you should answer first Stranger: im swedish Stranger: you? You: i like swedish fish You: i'm hawaiian Stranger: john tesh NO Stranger: idont belive u You: john tesh YES Stranger: FINLAND You: why not? You: are you dissing finland now? Stranger: ppl here arent serious You: huh? You: but i am hawaiian Stranger: yes if u come from there You: ...o.O Stranger: which part? You: whats there You: oahu Stranger: no way? which city? You: how do i know ur not being serious about being swedish You: honolulu You: its technically the only city. the other are just counties and whatnot Stranger: ok.. why sholud i lie? Stranger: i know You: why should i lie? better yet, why WOULD i lie? You: really now? bc most ppl dont..not even my friends ...who live in hawaii Stranger: because everyone lies to me You: you have a sad life then Stranger: i just wanna meet new people Stranger: and they just saying You: you are meeting new ppl Stranger: john tesh you swedes You: thats not very nice of them Stranger: so what are u doing in hawaii You: surfing of course You: surfing the USA Stranger: kk Stranger: i still think ur a finn You: whattt? what makes you think that? Stranger: why would you else eat swedish fish? Stranger: we dont eat hawaiian fish You: i'm actually from norway. helvete You: swedish fish is a type of candy Stranger: NORSK JÄVEL Stranger: hahaha You: you should eat hawaiian fish. the humuhumu nukunuku apua'a is delicious Stranger: so what did u get hawaii from You: i am in hawaii Stranger: my happy poopoo Stranger: fb? You: fb? Stranger: okey i guess not Stranger: say something funny in norwegian then You: fisk kan svømme Stranger: true Stranger: so why are u lying You: NOW do you believe me when i see i'm a norwegian in hawaii You: when did i lie to you? Stranger: thats john teshing wierd wtf are u doing there You: i'm surfing Stranger: how long are u being there You: i like hawaii. it has pretty beaches Stranger: yeah You: for the next 5 years You: hvor er dessen You: sorry that was my brother Stranger: dude, 5 years? You: yeah gotta win all the surfing contests Stranger: tell him to john tesh off before he gets it in tvåan Stranger: haha sure You: he is laughing You: rompis Stranger: wtf Stranger: hehe You: ssorry he was dropped on the head alot when he was little Stranger: yeah too many starts life like that You: its tragic really Stranger: yeah You: but i am hoping he will get over mentality sometime soon Stranger: so surfing contest, 5 years, this sounds john teshed Stranger: u know that right You: no 5 years is good. i hope its enough for me to be the best Stranger: how old are you? You: 18. how old are you? Stranger: 20 You: okay i shall talk to you later. i need to go surf now. the waves are pretty good today Stranger: tsss Stranger: keep surfing the web You: of course . that too. you have fun with your surfing i had some pretty interesting convos in japanese and chinese too =]] but no point in posting those..bc its like 50% or more..in another language xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gunso Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Is omegle working for anyone right now? Going down alot today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi august Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 ^ Nope it's not working for me. I wanna try this, though. Some of the convos are so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kimeunjiiiii Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 hehe... okay.... I got all guys... disconnected on all of them. It was kind of weird... but fun EDIT: haha nope.... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. shortest convo ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rasengan741 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 holy crap LMFAOOO Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 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Stranger: yes You: any way You: can i ask you somthing? Stranger: i guess so lol You: are.. You: are you a yoshi? Stranger: mario's friend? You: yeah You: you know Stranger: no, i find him quite annoying. You: the green john teshing dinosawr who eats eggs You: well, mini coopers eggs Stranger: and mini coopers them out? Stranger: yeah You: yeah Stranger: i know the john tesher You: crazy bastard isn't he? Stranger: yeah Stranger: i wish bowser killed him when he had the chance You: yup You: damm john teshing green dinosawr You have disconnected. these people are great . . . cept for the pedos O____o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest balloons* Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Stranger: what is 'the game'? You: lol i think im talking to robot right now. am i correct? Stranger: you have to guess You: guess. lol i did. :] and i think i a You: m You: am* Stranger: you are mistaken You: oh really? Stranger: yes You: lol then tell me your name :] Stranger: chris You: lol i honestly am not buying this D: but hahah You: its nice to waste some time You: ^_____^; Stranger: I am not a robot, ask me anything You: hmmmmmm what sud i ask You: lol You: what is your favorite food? hahah Stranger: probably tortellini, or pizza Stranger: hmmmm You: :T lol interesting i like pizza toooo Stranger: i think everyone does You: lol true true. You: so let me re-confirm whether you are a robot or not LOL . You: what is the "game" you were talking bout You: o_o; Stranger: i am not a robot You: hmmm so what is the game? Stranger: just trying to work out what this new meme is where people start conversations with 'THE GAME' You: eh? lol you just lost me there. Stranger: wondering what the point is You: the point of talking to a stranger? lol You: im wondering too. good thing to do to pass time i assume Stranger: I do enjoy omegle Stranger: although i find it hard to lie to people Stranger: even though it is anonymous You: lol why lie to strangers? Stranger: dunno, that seems to be what people expect on here You: hahha i was expecting a robot :T You: you know hahah like smarterchild on AIM >_>: You: hahahha well you don't seem to be a robot .... >_>; but erk what do i know Stranger: I would like to be a robot though, then i could shoot lasers and be friends with Wall-e and Eva You: LOL You: i rather be a treee Stranger: But trees don't have flashing LEDs on them You: lol its okay :] hahhaah a treeee is living You: a robot is not You: HA You: :] Stranger: not yet... You: lol woah hahaha are you saying they will be in the future? You: scary scary Stranger: yep Stranger: no, not scary, exciting LOL that was a good waste of 10 min? 5 min ? IDK XD [edit] Stranger: ambo You: hello Stranger: i dont think you're my boyfriend Stranger: /sigh Stranger: bye LOL WTH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest clownface Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i got nervous, but here's my convo Stranger: I'M AN HP FIGHTER YAEHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABEHEHEEH You: OMG You: HELP You: HELP Stranger: WAHT You: HELP Stranger: WHAT YOU NEED MAN You: >__< Stranger: TELL ME MAN Stranger: I'LL HELP YOU MAN Stranger: COME ON MAN, I CAN HELP Stranger: TELL ME You: MICHAEL JACKSON IS RAPING ME You: HELP You: DUDDE Stranger: IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT You: I DONT LIKE IT You: HELP You: !!!! You: COME QUICK! Stranger: OKAY, I'M ON MY WAY then he disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest souries_Xd Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I HOPE YOU ARE A WOMAN You: im a man Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: zhuyin fuhao Stranger: hakka Stranger: ming You: choa Stranger: wong Stranger: dong You: chang You: wu You: general tsao chicken Stranger: 'ching mu You: pupu platter You: egg drop soup? Stranger: hue che Stranger: se You: dogs toungue You: pig intestine Stranger: la cabasa You: tortilla! Stranger: ching wong Stranger: dong Stranger: ping You: sensei owl Stranger: ling You: mushu You: mulan You: mao ze dong You: sun yat sen Stranger: i dont speak chinese You: me no speekii engrishy Stranger: aw Stranger: Stranger: beittchhhh You: sowwee Stranger: give me la cabasa You: gau You: lah You: mao You: cha You: diew You: le You: lo You: mo You: noa You: paw Stranger: pusssy You: sao You: law Stranger: i have o go. . . Stranger: iloveyou You: i love you too You have disconnected. i have so much more lmao convos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BU_RP Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: hello Stranger: ayo soulja girl can I get a minute ay Stranger: wassap You: waddup waddaup Stranger: I ask u furst so u answer furst k Stranger: so u go You: not in my world You: you go Stranger: no Stranger: how about u suk on ma lion king Stranger: how bout dat Stranger: ur turn 2 answer You: not until you suck on mine~! Stranger: U HAV A lion king? Stranger: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF Stranger: NOOOOOO Stranger: I LIKE GUYS Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: EW Stranger: r u a lesbo You: are you ? Stranger: NO You: chill man LOL Stranger: k You: you act like a 10 year old Stranger: im twelve You: really? Stranger: no Stranger: im 15 You: (Y) Stranger: im in it for the lolz Stranger: I dont want to suck on your lion king Stranger: I like Richard Stranger: You're a really great conversationalist Stranger: bye aHAHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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