Guest OhKaren Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: hi ! Stranger: omena You: what Stranger: DOG You: youre a dog? Stranger: YES Stranger: from? You: cool You: im from my mother You: are you from your mother? Stranger: ihape hugger Stranger: no, i am from my father ------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hiiiiiiii Stranger: hi Stranger: boy or girl You: both Stranger: richard simmons You: ikr Stranger: from tailand You: tailand Stranger: richard simmons You: you have tails there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .flyhigh Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: hey Stranger: where r u from? You: mike? Stranger: yes You: mike? omg do u remember me??? You: ITS BILLY! Stranger: of course i remember u You: ahhh its been so long! how are the kids? You: hows janet? Stranger: pretty good Stranger: and u? You: ohh thats good to hear! You: o you know, patrick is just being an richard simmons Stranger: really? You: yes but you know thats how he is Stranger: yes, i know You: yeah...how are the kids taking the divorce? Stranger: better than expected You: ah, thats really geart to hear! You: *great Stranger: You: oh god the dog is peeing on the baby again, I'll catch up to you again alright! You have disconnected. LOL first person to play along xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r-obotix Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 posting.. again rotfl. You: hi Stranger: r u a girl and do you want to cyber? You: no, im gay ( partner disconnects thingy} i met a soompier also.. she exit out on me when we were just talking -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xtweeek Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 ^lol this is pretty interesting i'm having a sane conversation with a complete stranger :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofingcow Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 all my people were boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angels.disguise Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Stranger: I AM FROM THE MIGHTY CHINESE You: dude. You: then i so own you. lol just kiddinnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emiso Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Wow this is depressing. T_T Stranger: scene kids Stranger: ghetto jeans. You: Hi Stranger: homies. You: MOTHER john teshER. You: IM GONNA COME TO YOUR john teshING HOUSE Stranger: DO IT! You: AND john teshING SPANK YOUR CHILDREN You: THEN ILL john teshING FEED YOU A CUCUMBER You: TILL YOU CALL ME YOUR MOM. Stranger: SPANK EM! Stranger: DO IT! You: AND THEN ILL SPANK YOUR DOG SILLY. Stranger: DO IT! You: GOOD DAY. Stranger: AWESOME! Stranger: Procuro por DUDA,FERNANDA E AMANDA!! You: HEY. You: IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. You: HEY IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE. Stranger: 刚才装B那北京美女出来来 Stranger: 刚才装B那北京美女出来来 You: AND john teshING SPANK YOU SILLY You: TILL YOU CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE You: THEN ILL FEED YOU A CUCUMBER Your conversational partner has disconnected. ): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pinay101 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Stranger: His Stranger: Hi* You: haro Stranger: can I get yo numba? You: 7 Stranger: go on You: 891011 Stranger: go on You: 1213141516 Stranger: richard simmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellyace Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 haha here's mine: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: where u from You: how's life? Stranger: boring You: im from texas Stranger: Houston? You: yes, we're the fattest city in the nation... you know how it is Stranger: did u go out and watch the flowers Stranger: blue bonnet You: i can't im obese Stranger: u joker You: they have to tear down my walls just for me to get out of the house You: you think being obese is a joke?! Stranger: no, I think you've been joking You: ive been obese since i was a month old, its a serious epidemic You: im like 1k lbs now, you think im kidding? Stranger: Houston got pretty good medical center You: im too fat to get health insurance, get with the program man Stranger: poor guy Stranger: then do u have anybody live with u? You: i have a cat... i think... Stranger: how do u get food? You: i have a bucket that I lower down my window You: and i have an extra large telephone you know with the big numbers... my fingers are HUMUNGO!! Stranger: wow...then your keyboard is huge too, since u can type so fast You: typing is the only exercise i can do Stranger: i see, you got slim fingers then You: well, they lost about 10 lbs, 100 lbs to go! Stranger: Stranger: u r fun You: how am i fun? You: what, are fat people funny to yoU?? Stranger: sorry...change the tone...poor guy You: what you think you can pity me cuz im fat You: i have a good life you know You: i dont need anyone's pity Stranger: I'm so so sorry You: they're you go again Stranger: yes yes You: you know what, the one i should pity is you Stranger: u r a strong man, both inside and outside You: are you mocking me? Stranger: no, u didn't say that You: my heart just palpitated just now... and you know whose fault that is? Stranger: so what do u do for fun? except chat on the internet Stranger: yes , it's my fault You: i used to play with my cat Stranger: where is she/he? You: i haven't seen him in a while, and i'm too fat to go post up "my cat's missing" posters You: i was just petting him one day and i fell asleep Stranger: that's too bad, u can let me know his/her name, and I can post for u You: her name's Mr. Tinkles Stranger: her? Mr.? You: yes Stranger: ok, that's fine You: what are you questioning my ability to name my own pet?? Stranger: I said that's fine, pepper You: even though i'm fat, i think im fully capable of naming a cat Stranger: ok ok You: pepper? are you calling a food spice cuz im fat? Stranger: u don't have families with u? then who take care of u? You: as i said i have a bucket that i lower down my window for food You: i dont need anyone's help Stranger: yeah, since u r strong from inside Stranger: so do u watch TV You: omg i feel something scratching between my rolls You: omg its scratching me... WTF You: i think it's Mr. Tinkles You: omg ouch... effing pinkberry You: i need help Stranger: call 911 You: shoot i dropped my phone... omg it hurts soo bad Stranger: do u have something long, like a pole or something You: damn it didn't i tell you i can't walk cuz im effing obese! Goddamn ITTT Stranger: that's why u need some tools handy to use You: omg Mr. Tinkles is suffocating!!! Stranger: where do u live? actually, I'm in Houston, I can stop by and see what's going on You: he's the only one who understands me!! You: Noo, mr. tinkles!! noOO You: omg he's not moving You: he's not moving!@!@@@ You: Mr. Tinkles!!!!! omg You: damn cat why'd you have to die like this You: how can you live me alone Stranger: ok, boy, I'd go ... You: damn it stinks Stranger: it's fun to chat with u You: ok have a good life You: im a girl btw Stranger: then u r a real fun girl Stranger: and u made my day You: thanks for the laughs You: ttyl homie Stranger: btw r u really in Houston? You: lol no california You: where the happy cows live Stranger: ok, enjoy your sun shine everyday You: kk ttyl Your conversational partner has disconnected LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kiralz0mg Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Stranger: hi You: *giggles* You: sup bro Stranger: just trollin Stranger: hbu You: oh damn You: i love feedan trolls... Stranger: hay guess what You: wut Stranger: THE GAME You: THE GAMEEE..? Stranger: LOL LOL LOL LOL Stranger: I GOT YOU You: this game you speak of.. You: i know of many games Stranger: YA AND YOU JUST LOST IT. You: oh that one LOL Stranger: LOL YA Stranger: SO WHATS YOUR NAME Stranger: AND DONT SAY DAVID You: i used to troll and send my friends links that says "i lost" and it pissed them off sooo much Stranger: LOL You: im davif You: david* Stranger: OH mini cooper Stranger: IM DAVID TOO Stranger: LOL You: oh ma gawd no waiiii Stranger: NO WHAY BRO You: hawt dayumm Stranger: I HERD YOU LEIK MUDKIPZ DAVID You: omg lyk i do o: !!! Stranger: GIRUGAMESH You: LOL you know what.. me and my friend were drawing mudkipz and pedobear during chem class D: Stranger: O SHI Stranger: UNDERAGE V&? You: omgomgomg girugamesh is like THEEEEE best jrock band like.. everr You: lawls Stranger: >chem class Stranger: >drawing Stranger: >class Stranger: underage v& You: wut Stranger: GTFO You: Stranger: LOL O WOW You: wut D: Stranger: JUST richard simmons BRIX You: oh damn D: Stranger: MINDjohn tesh>ME You: heh. You: omgomg Stranger: yeah so do you wanna cyber nao? You: look what i just found D: You: http://www.flickr.com/groups/humandolls/di...57613126090392/ You: LOL no cybering for me pls Stranger: no ty i dont click on links from anon You: im not anon.. You: its friend and lil sis influences.. You: but i'll tell you what its about Stranger: so why does not want to cyber? You: a guy posted up an ad for wanting a live in doll o: !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loveabella♥ Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 LOL this site is so weird/funny! I felt super uncomfortable and didn't know what to say so when the person asked my asl I said isn't that what pervy internet pedobears ask and then he disconnected our convo </3 ): LOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .Demy Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 ROFL. Did anybody else get somebody who spoke a different language? You: O.o You: Hiiiiii? Stranger: 。。。。 Stranger: 气死我了。。 Stranger: 刚碰见一分裂分子。。 You: Oh my... Language barrier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest afqh25 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey You: male? Stranger: where u from Stranger: yep You: asian! You: u? Stranger: usa You: finally male!~ You: i've been talking to chick all over Stranger: u m of f You: what am i? lesbo? You: how was obama? Stranger: well hes still here but cant complain hasnt messed up yet haha You: hahah..he's hot. send him my kisses Your conversational partner has disconnected. puahahhaha...he got scared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gunso Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Yea I recently talked to a couple Chinese too, they are from the mainland, some are university students. Omegle is getting popular haha. Good place to advertise, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NEYUGN93 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Went on again .. LOL boredness is taking over Got alot of people from mainland too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest afqh25 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: male? Stranger: no You: ok.. You: lets be girlfrineds You: girlfriends* Stranger: if you wanna You: great! You: how was today? Stranger: it was good. i went shopping and such Stranger: how about your self You: i met a dream guy of mine Stranger: what did he look like You: normal? You: he's really sweet Stranger: lol how? You: i dont know.. You: it seems that he could attach to me Stranger: does he compliment you You: because people keep saying that im 4D You: wwell.... You: not really compliment Stranger: 4D? interdimensional? You: yea You: hahah Stranger: lol good as You: hahha You: i dont know.. Stranger: i sometimes like to travel between dimensions You: woah... You: then lets go together! Stranger: check out a parallel universe Stranger: yeah lets do it You: oh cool!! You: but i like mars! You: it seems so like my home Stranger: we should travel into the past and win the lottery then go on a world trip and live it up large You: i hate lottery! You: i've always have some bad luck with me Stranger: do you have a gambling problem lol You: sort of.. You: i hate gamble.. Stranger: what race are you? You: maybe we should rob bank.. Stranger: asian? they love to gamble? You: im marsian~~ You: yea im asian.. Stranger: hows the weather in mars You: its been raining there You: my clothes didnt dry that well Stranger: aw yeah, i had a friend who was asian and gambled alot You: it smells~ You: hahah Stranger: hows the gravity? lol You: gravity is going down abit.. You: but its okay.. You: at least i can swim in air You: u should come and visit me! Stranger: well it is pretty intense compared to earth ya know You: i like earth but there's to many guys trying to get me on bed Stranger: i would if i had a rocket, i need to enter a vortex You: mars man are more polite You: nahh...go to NASA You: they give discount You: up to 64% Stranger: who needs nasa when i can go into other dimensions Stranger: meet a different version of my self. You: oh yeah~ i forget~ Stranger: we live in the reflection of a black hole You: u are wizards? You: black hole? You: how did u see in the dark then? You: special eye? Stranger: xrays Stranger: pick them up You: u should use something better Stranger: they emit energy which can be seen through a xray telescope You: like betha-ray You: they are very useful to me Stranger: betta-ray lol You: hahaha You: i cant spell that well You: earth corrupts me Stranger: i dont mind. lol Stranger: do u drink? You: not really You: i get sore throat often Stranger: neiter, i quit You: ahhahahahahhah Stranger: wonder what thats from lol Stranger: to many earth men? hah You: i think so You: earth man is useless Stranger: maybe you should use another hole instead of that 1 then lol You: they always point that weird thing down their pants You: i cant! You: i'll get constipated Stranger: laxatives? You: whats that? You: im uneducated mars people Stranger: gets rid of being constipated You: we learn in our terms You: ohhh..i eat a lot of meat You: to get rid of constipated Stranger: come to my country in a ship and we can travel the universe You: how much does it cost? You: i cant spend much.. Stranger: meat can constipate you. lol to get rid of it, eat high fibre things like bread and such Stranger: i dunno a couple billion i'm assuming You: mars people eat a lot of meat to get rid of it.. You: maybe earth people it fibre You: wow..billion? You: thas cheap You: thats* Stranger: yeah i know. so cmon lets do it Stranger: would you eat me? im made of meat You: how can it be the cheap? You: nahh..i cant eat human Stranger: hy? Stranger: why? You: they taste so presercatives You: preservatives* Stranger: cook them and add seasoning You: seasoning is bad for my hair You: and cooking took a lot of my time Stranger: salt and pepper? You: pepper? You: thats a good idea! Stranger: lol it adds flavor to things You: how did u become so clever! You: hahah You: must have eat that fibre a lot Stranger: i gained the knowledge of humans from devouring them when i was younger You: wow.. You: i think u are cool.. You: why not we build a company.. You: lets conquer earth Stranger: their brains are delicious You: put bush in mini coopers Stranger: earth is futile, might as well blow it up You: ahh..but i love sauna! You: i cant find one in mars Stranger: just move closer to the sun You: hahaha Stranger: or build 1, lol You: greal idea You: great* You: maybe i should just move to the sun Stranger: i know You: care to join? Stranger: yeah might aswell, its like summer 24/7 Stranger: i will need some sun tan lotion Stranger: spf 90000 You: nahh You: i think SPF10 will do You: cuz u eat a lo of human You: lot* You: their meat protect u Stranger: ill go on a binge and eat at least 500 humans before we take off to the sun so i have enough proteins in my system to survive the trip You: yeah...dont forget to keep some for me.. You: i think my suntan lotion is running out Stranger: 1000 then, 500 each Stranger: theirs over 6 billion so im sure they wont mind 1000 gone You: isnt it to little.. You: im greedy You: a billion each? Stranger: our greed needs to be fed You: humans can make a lot of babies You: they sex 24/7 Stranger: 50/50, 3 billion each You: okay then.. Stranger: we shall create farms and harvest them You: buy them a lot of porn Stranger: they will replenish daily and we will have an endless smorgasboard You: since they are a bit of idiot You: wow~ You: u speaks like CEO Stranger: we would be gods You: more than that Stranger: they would worship us and lick the dog mini cooper from our boots You: if the humans are rebellious.. Stranger: then we would smash their skulls and feast apon them You: we should send them to pluto You: let them suffer Stranger: send them to planet x You: new planet then? Stranger: which should be arriving in 2012 december You: can u make it faster? Stranger: to end the earth, we need to act fast before they are wiped out You: i cant wait for out vacation! You: our* Stranger: we should start feasting tomorrow You: okay... You: where are u going then? You: i think i'll go to india Stranger: no where, but i will start the planning phases soon You: they have a lot of people there Stranger: i might go to australia You: australia?! You: no no no... Stranger: their accents are annoying and i want to wipe them out quickly You: go to japan then! You: they speaks bloody japanese.. You: can they just speak english?! Stranger: lets both go, it can be a warm up to our supreme domination we will unleash on them You: okay..i want japanese.. You: too healthy! You: how can they live without mcD Stranger: mc donalds? You: yup~ Stranger: that mini cooper is dog food, waste of time and waste of money You: then what do u prefer?! Stranger: we will reinvent mc donalds, except human burgers You: ohh yeah.. You: americans love the bacon mcdonalds Stranger: we will have an empire of robots to work for us for nothing You: i think im going to eat all the pigs Stranger: you do that You: since human are eating too much of pics You: pigs* Stranger: theres always more to go around You: put on hol on the robots You: they uses a lot of our money Stranger: we will make 10, and they will assemble others for free You: and they spoil fast You: i say..go for the cows Stranger: we will wipe out the banks and there wont be currency Stranger: everything will be free You: hahah You: bush will be crying You: all his hardwork~~ Stranger: i will smash bushes stupid head on a rock You: u dont have too.,,, You: eat him up Stranger: but i want 2 Stranger: he would taste disgusting You: maybe like mini cooper Stranger: i would prefer to end him You: yea You: burn him then You: or shoot him slowly You: let him suffer Stranger: it would be broad casted throughout the world for all to see, i will make an example out of him You: yes2 You: cut his Richard Stranger: cut off his Richard and feed it to him Stranger: then smash him to death with it You: wow... You: he'll be please You: i bet u millions Stranger: rip out his spine and play golf with it and kick his head across a field into a rubbish bin Stranger: You: maybe we should cut all the richard simmons in the world and make sausage out of it You: i love sausage"! You: his head should be our potty Stranger: possibly You: or maybe as a decoration to our new house Stranger: i want to rape something You: then u can have all the man~ Stranger: i wanna rape a mans richard simmons You: stuck some bones in it.. You: see how they'll feel Stranger: i want to fist it Stranger: show him how it feels to be loved You: maybe they will thank us You: i feel so loved! Stranger: he will love it when i stick my head up there and start spinning You: hahah Stranger: lol You: spinning wont do You: knock to the rocks Stranger: ill put a spiked helmet on Stranger: and start twirling You: and they'll be thankful in millions years! You: i just cant get enough.. Stranger: to successfully destroy something you have to do it from within You: how about all the pretty girls You: esp the bean pie ones You: the plastic faces Stranger: line them up to a death pitt to be raped by dogs and horses and beheaded and put into bathes of acid You: woah~ You: they must be happy Stranger: wear their skin, as if it is a new fashion statement You: and the skinny girls... You: feed them to the dogs please Stranger: they will smile knowing that they are getting what they always wanted You: not only smile...laugh out loud~ Stranger: snap them in half and put them into a wood chipper Stranger: like a huge meat grinder, to feed our pets You: or burn them in the fireplace You: like the woods.. You: they are better off that way Stranger: decapitate them and boil them up to be soft and tender for our dogs to feed on You: our dogs wont eat such mini cooper.. You: they eat fat girls only.. Stranger: they will do as their told You: they need to live! You: how about those cute act girls? Stranger: sex slaves You: owwww You: with whom? Stranger: our pets You: our pets are getting a lot.. You: they should be thankful.. Stranger: they will also go towards making a new type of soap You: i was thinking of making soap from sperms You: how do u feel bout it? Stranger: do as you like, we are gods we do what we want when we want You: yes2... You: i think i'll open some business for eat You: it* You: hahha You: wtf.. Stranger: feed them back to the community You: i think im going crazy You: too much to do.. You: can we get some slaves for us? Stranger: yes Stranger: unlimited Stranger: why are you going crazy? Stranger: are you excited about our plans for world domination You: more than excited! You: i feel alive! You: finally the world have some mercy on me Stranger: i am quite excited then the connection exploded~ we are about to dominate the world! dayumm~~ btw, sorry for the racism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest benchi101 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Whoa, mines were funny and weird. xD Stranger: hello You: ello Stranger: what is your name You: pikachu You: yours? Stranger: hello pikachu my name is said Stranger: pikachu is strange name Stranger: are you chinese After that, she/he signed out. >.> That was weird. I'm not Chinese. His/Her name is Said? Stranger: hi You: hi! You: xD Stranger: what's up? You: the sky is You: how did u get in here? Stranger: dark~ Stranger: 0:42 AM You: eh? You: o.o Stranger: 4.13 You: are u human? Signed out also^ You: TT^TT Stranger: Hello You: ello Stranger: o.o Stranger: Whut's wrong? You: lee min ho kissed jessica!! TT^TT Stranger: You: do u know who lee min ho is? Stranger: No idea You: you dont? You: damn Stranger: I dont Stranger: Should I? Stranger: o.o Then I signed out. Shoo. How could they not know who Lee Min Ho is? xD LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~happyhappyoink Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Stranger: LOLOLOL Stranger: HEHEHEHHEe Stranger: Are you drunk? You: uhm, no You: i wouldn't be on if i was Stranger: Well you'd be a lot more intresting if ya was! Stranger: I'm gonna go take a mini cooper now Stranger: Bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Next convo: You: hiyaaa Stranger: helloo. You: whatcha doingggg Stranger: mongool. Your conversational partner has disconnected. tf ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~happyhappyoink Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 oh and this one was awesome! You: MEOW Stranger: WOOF You: MOO You: i win Stranger: richard simmons Stranger: I was trying really hard You: probably hurting yourself too You: i like cher You: do you? Stranger: Turn back time was quite good You: yeah i agree You: i'm charizard You: whats your name? Stranger: If I said Mudkip would you be pleased? You: yes, indeed i would. You: so it is? You: I COMMAND YOU TO ANSWER ME You: i like commanding Stranger: SOrry You: it makes me feel in charge Stranger: Yes it is You: i'm never in charge Stranger: you will be one day You: ;_; You: yes, i'll be the new hitler You: (please dont be a jew and be offended_ You: )* Stranger: I'm not a jew You: good Stranger: or offended You: i hate offending people when i dont mean to Stranger: Barack Obama is the new hitler if you ask me You: hey! he's my cousin! Stranger: really? You: and so is george bush! Stranger: I dont believe you You: yes! You: and why is barack obama the new hitler? Stranger: Because he's a young, charismatic leader with fanatical followers that has come into power during an economic crisis and uis promising to solve it You: oh... You: that was an intelligent answer... Stranger: well yeah, its quite a serious situation if you ask me You: yeah, i only just realized it is. Stranger: its just my opinion though Stranger: If he offered solutions, i think the american people would believe him without considering t, which gives hm a lot of power he disconnected after wasn't he smart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fanoo Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Stranger: heloo You: hi Stranger: asl You: tell me yours first ;p Stranger: NO WAY You: same... Stranger: ok. nice to meet. u Stranger: and bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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