ParappaRappa Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 edit: sorry guys i have no idea if this is real hahaha it might be it was from this site called emails from crazy people or something i only posted it on here because i thought it was funny and didn't want to lose it LOL i bolded the dates/times, i thought it'd look neater hahah **** ***** 22 August at 07:48 Hi R****, It was great seeing you and your husband the other day! Your son looks so big! The reason I’m writing to you today is a small matter of concern, mainly your dog. I’ve seen the way he’s been looking at my Fifi and I don’t like it. I can’t afford to take care of puppies right now so please make sure he stays away from my dog. Hope to see you soon! J**** R**** ********* 22 August at 14:23 Hi J****, Ranger isn’t an outside dog and only goes outside to do his business on the other side of the house from your yard. If he’s ever outside of the yard, he’s always on leash, so he shouldn’t bother your dog. Cheers, R**** J**** ***** 25 August at 12:42 I warned you about your dog! He raped my baby and now Fifi is pregnant! I told you I can’t afford puppies, so I expect you to cover all costs. I’ll drop the vet bills off tonight. R**** ********* 25 August at 16:11 Hi J***, I’m sorry to hear that your dog is pregnant. However, I will not be paying for anything. There are three reasons for this. 1) Ranger has not been out of the house in over 2 weeks due to a nasty run in with some spear grass. 2) My dog is a bichon frise. Your dog is a great dane. Ranger couldn’t even reach Fifi without a ladder and a map, so rape is an incredibly harsh accusation. Fifi would have to be very willing for that pairing. 3) And really, this is the most important note: Ranger is fixed. He’s been neutered since we got him from the pound 2 years ago. I have all of the paperwork from the initial vet visit if you wish to see it. I hope you find the father of her puppies. If not, you could sell them and try to recoup your losses. Good luck, R**** At 7PM that night, J**** came over to our house to drop off the vet bills. When we reiterated the fact that Ranger is fixed, he became verbally abusive and started making threats about raping our 15 month old son to get back at us. I, of course, called the police and pressed charges. Two weeks later, I received another email from J**** on Facebook. John ***** 12 September at 12:42 Dear R****, I’m sorry for uttering threats against you and your family. After speaking with my lawyer, I realize that it was wrong. I’ll tell you what, if you agree to drop the charges, you’ll only have to pay for half the vet bills. Yours Truly, J**** J**** ***** 12 September at 16:54 I’ll drop of an invoice at your house if that will be easier. J**** ***** 12 September at 23:56 Sorry I missed you tonight. I’ll try again tomorrow! J**** ***** 13 September at 11:23 Are you out of town? I left the invoice in your mailbox. You can pay me as soon as you get back. J**** ***** 13 September at 13:21 Hello? I noticed you updated your Facebook status. Does that mean you’re home? J**** ***** 13 September at 17:44 Your no longer on my friend list. Did you delete me? J**** ***** 13 September at 19:56 Hello? 6 days ago we got a letter from J****’s lawyer about his intent to sue. I faxed the lawyer a copy of my dog’s medical records with the date he was neutered circled. We haven’t heard from either the lawyer or J**** since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheGeekInThePink Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 D: holy crap lol. what a psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melectric Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Wooow, some people honestly... wow i dont know what to say. The poor person had to go through all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stefa Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 its just a dog lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photogeek Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 o___O what a freak! lol it was kind of funny when he said the map and ladder!!! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nek♥ Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 '-' wait sooo... the beginning i get but the ending i don't. somebody care to explain? i'm a bit confused u__u; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyone. Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 haha. are they his neighbours are something... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -reemyyx Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Looooool. Okay that def made me laugh. But some people... they need all the help they can get, don't they? Whatta freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 꼬라지하군 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 '-' wait sooo... the beginning i get but the ending i don't. somebody care to explain? i'm a bit confused u__u; the dogs been neutered. therefore, ranger isn't the father of fifi's puppies. that means they don't have to pay the vet bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest velvetsky Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 that's one freaky neighbour there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Me2 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 is this even real? o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest korean_Fweak Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 ^lol yea is this real?? HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swtlilsweetie Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 woow nice neighbors xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest burningprince Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 this cannot be real.. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ling_ling Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 LMFAO srsly?! that J person is absolutely crazy !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CaptB Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 GG J***** 's life. Lol xD creepos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest briaann Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 this is pathetically funny. i love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dodici Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 LOL omg. some people are just ridiculous but this was really entertaining. A great dane and a bichon frise hahaha omg. how would that even be possible? crazy people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovesbride Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 I don't think it's real but it was funny to read anyways. Rape the boy since he raped my dog! <Funny. Thanks for posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplii_forevah Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 PUAHAHAHAH!!! omggg that was a crack up. i can't believe that real real though! we have some very crazy people out there ._________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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