Chat With A Stranger

[LALA]

this is fun XDD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: CHEATER!

Stranger: what?

You: I saw YOU & BRITNEY TOGETHER! T^T

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hahahahahaha

Stranger: its ok babe

You: why are you taking her over me!!??

You: I'm wayyyy hotter than that MOM!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I know

You: then why are u with her!???

You: do u know how hurt I am!!???

Stranger: but she has the goods but you will always have the love

You: u broke my heart!

Stranger: i'm sorry

You: I DON'T WANT THAT!

You: I THOUGHT U SAI I'M HOT!?

Stranger: what do you want?

You: *SAID

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: lol

You: then ur dating HER!

Stranger: yes you are

You: SHE'S A MOM AND I'M NOT!

You: for god's sake!

Stranger: hmmmmm

Stranger: I dont have any excuse

Stranger: I WAS drunk that time

You: don't come knocking on my door cause I won't let u in

Stranger: i'm sorry

You: i don't believe u!

Stranger: I can't leave

Stranger: with out you

You: I saw ur text message...you tested her saying u love her more than ME!

You: ur HOT Girlfriend!

Stranger: i'm sorry to all the pain that I gave you ad cause you

You: *texted

You: LIES!

Stranger: i'm sorry

Stranger: what do you want me to do

Stranger: huh???

You: shut up and don't come looking for our baby!

Stranger: what

Stranger: WHAT?????

You: yes u heard me!

You: we have a baby!

Stranger: WOW

You: and I won't let u see her once I gave birth!

Stranger: but we didnmt even finish

You: then....

You: whose....

You: baby is this? ...O.O

You: Oh Gawd!

Stranger: XD

You: XD

Stranger: LUV!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: YOU

Stranger: YOU CHEATED

You: NO I DIDN"T!

Stranger: YOUR THE ONE WHO CHEATED

Stranger: EXCUSES

You: IT'S YOU WHO CHEATED!

Stranger: BUT THERE'S THE PROOF

You: NO...NO...!!!

Stranger: no

You: maybe I was drunk

You: and it's ur fault!

Stranger: SINCE WHEN

Stranger: WHY

Stranger: ITS MY FAULT

You: I remember we went into that club!

Stranger: HUH

You: and u left me!

You: and I was DRUNK!

Stranger: I did not

Stranger: I want to the CR

You: DRUNK U HEAR ME!?

Stranger: you told me that your still ok

You: wut!? U ALREADY SAW ME MOVING LIKE A FISH AND U STILL BELIEVE WHAT I SAID!?

Stranger: of course

You: U STILL LEFT ME!

Stranger: beacuz I know that you wouldnt lie to me

Stranger: I really need to go that time

You: I think u needed to go that time because britney called you!

Stranger: what do you want me to do lubricate on the floor

You: RIGHT!?

You: XD

Stranger: no

Stranger: she just texeted me

You: YEAH...AND U WENT TO SEE HER!

Stranger: no

Stranger: idid not

Stranger: I Went

Stranger: back

Stranger: then your gone

Stranger: with a note in the table

You: U CHOSE A KINDA HOT MOM THAN UR HOT GIRLFRIEND!

Stranger: that I'm going with my friend here upstairs

You: AND U BELIEVE THAT!?? U DIDN"T EVEN WORRY?

You: wat kind of boyfriend are U!??

You: I HATE U!

You: *cries*

Stranger: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: I REALY LOVE YOU

Stranger: PLS DONT LEAVE ME

You: XDD

Stranger: I WILL TRADE ANYTHING FOR YOU

Stranger: just for your HOT BODY

You: Britney came at my house leaving some pictures

Stranger: XD

You: XD

Stranger: so babe what your name?

You: guess wat?

Stranger: WHAT?

You: XD

You: this is fun...haha

Stranger: lol

You: are u a female or male?

Stranger: male

Stranger: you?

You: age?

Stranger: ni?

Stranger: bi?

You: I'm a female! (wanna be my boyfriend? lol...)

You: lol...

Stranger: you first babe

Stranger: if you want its ok to me

You: wuts ur age?

Stranger: just want to tell you something I WILL not CHEAT on YOU if were together

You: yeah...ok with me too! so...are we now?

You: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you?

You: age?

Stranger: ni?

Stranger: bi?

You: I'm a female! (wanna be my boyfriend? lol...)

You: lol...

Stranger: you first babe

Stranger: if you want its ok to me

You: wuts ur age?

Stranger: just want to tell you something I WILL not CHEAT on YOU if were together

You: yeah...ok with me too! so...are we now?

You: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: its ok for me

Stranger: maybe you have a boyfriend

You: haha...I'm too young for that...lol

Stranger: so do you have a facebook or a friendster?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: why how old are you?

Stranger: 15?

You: 14...you?

Stranger: lol

You: I was bored...so yeah...LOL

Stranger: 2 yrs gap

Stranger: lol

You: waha! that was really fun XD

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I played your game

Stranger: hahahahaha

You: yeah..i've been doing that here and nobody played with me T.T

You: huhu...

Stranger: so w8

Stranger: if you have our baby on age 14

You: ok...wat?

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Stranger: so we have sex on whe you were 13

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: XD

Stranger: )

Stranger: =))

You: =)))))))))))))))))))))

Stranger: so from US?

You: nope...^^

You: i gotta go...

Stranger: aw why

Stranger: let me know your name first

Stranger: pls

Stranger: pls

You: it's nice to chat with you ^^

Stranger: and maybe your email

Stranger: pls

Stranger: pls

You: -----------------

You: there ^^

Stranger: whats your name

Stranger: or email

Stranger: hhahahahaha

Stranger: thanks

You: bye! ^^

Stranger: bye

Stranger: tc always'

Stranger: tc always

Stranger: babe

You: you too ^^

LOL

You: honey!

Stranger: hahahahahaha

[LALA]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey m ir f

You: CHEATER!

You: I saw YOU & BRITNEY TOGETHER!

You: I thought u love me?

Stranger: i do

You: u even held my hands and promised that im the only girl!

Stranger: i wasnt cheatin

You: wat happened to that promise now!?

You: I saw YOU & THAT MOM WITH MY TWO EYES!

Stranger: i wasnt with her!

You: But I saw YOU with HER!

Stranger: that was my mom:|

You: oh really!?

Stranger: i wasnt doing anything!

Stranger: yes

You: then explain the lipstick I saw on your shirt when you came at my house?

Stranger: that was urs from the last time we had sex!

Stranger: it stained my white shirt

You: wut!? U RAPED ME!?

You: I DIDN't EVEN KNEW ABOUT THAT THING!

Stranger: u asked for it and u gave head

You: now that explains that u smell stinky all the time...

You: ur not washing ur clothes!

You: WAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE U!?

Stranger: yea i know i forget

Stranger: im a good boyfriend with a 12 inch Richard

You: tsk...so that means u also forgot that u were britney!?

You: that rainbow!?

You: that explains everything...

You: I DON'T WANNA SEE UR FACE EVER AGAIN!

You: WE'RE OVER!

Stranger: NOOO!!! suck me on last time

You: don't come looking for our baby cause I won't let u see her!

You: just go to britney instead! after all...u like her than ur hot girlfriend!

Stranger: I LOVE YOU!!!

You: LIES!

Stranger: and i saw u cheating! i saw a condom in ur pocket the oter day

You: that's yours!

You: I saw it inside of ur bag!

Stranger: noo in ur house garbage can

You: and I've decided to keep it

Stranger: lies

You: and decided to throw it so u won't use it ever again!

Stranger: u cheat with my bfffl tony

You: NO I DIDN'T!

Stranger: yes he told me!!!

You: ur the one who did! he was just helping me heal my bleeding heart cause of you!

Stranger: he said ur great at sex and giving head!

You: he treat me in the ice cream parlor!

You: he's nice than u!

You: don't make him look bad to me!

Stranger: oh ya sure

You: he's more gentleman than you!

Stranger: NOO!! im gentle in bed

You: u have such a pervy head! I was wrong to love u!

Stranger:

Stranger: u broke my heart

You: i think this is the end of us...

You: ur the one who did...

You: u were even dating BRITNEY behind my back!

Stranger: cant we try a fresh start

Stranger: noo!!!

You: i don't know what to do...you just proved me that ur head is purely pervy!

Stranger: i just want..no sorry need u in my life

You: really?

You: so that means...you'll go now and dump britney?

Stranger: YES!! without u im dead

Stranger: eventho i wasnt dating her yes.

You: ok...go go...fly and kick britney out of our lives!

Stranger: ok its done

You: LOL

Stranger: i deleted her facebook msn and cell number

Stranger: lol

You: I LOVE U AGAIN!!

You: LOL...this is cheesy...ahahaha

Stranger: i always loved u from the minute i saw

Stranger: oh we stopped

Stranger: lol

Stranger: good acting ehh

You: XD why thank you!

You: ur a good actor too!

You: w8....

You: are u a male or female?

Stranger: lol im only 14 and thnks

You: LOL!!!! AHAHA

You: ME TOO!

You: I'm 14!

Stranger: and im male

Stranger: lol sweet

You: Ahaha...we got wonderful acting skills...no scropt at all

You: *script

You: lol

Stranger: lol i know. are u male or felmale

Stranger: female

You: yeah...female ^^

You: which country do u live?

Stranger: kool

Stranger: im not really pervy

Stranger: and canada hbu?

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OMG....I accidentally clicked the disconnect...SAD T.T

huhu...I wanna meet him again

[LALA]

i still want the 2nd one that I posted...huhu...I wish I could meet him again T^T

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: CHEATER!

Stranger: IM HIGH

You: I saw YOU & BRITNEY TOGETHER!

Stranger: HUH

You: I thought u love me?

Stranger: YEA SO WHAT

You: u even held my hands and promised that im the only girl

Stranger: I CANT STAND YOUR FACE ANYMORE

Stranger: MAKIN ME SICK

You: and wat happened to that promise now?

You: WAT!?

Stranger: I PUT IT IN BRITNEYS PUSS

You: WHY ARE U BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THIS!?

Stranger: GOT NUNT BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW

You: WHY? U CHOSE THAT MOM THAN UR HOT GIRLFRIEND!

Stranger: OH SHES A MOM

Stranger: MAKES HER EVEN HOTTER

You: REALLY!? THEN I GUESS I DON'T NEED A PERVY BOYFRIEND BY MY SIDE

You: ANYMORE! >.<

Stranger: NO

Stranger: CMON

Stranger: WE CAN BE john teshFRIENDS

You: THIS WON'T WORK!

You: Now ur proving me that ur head is purely pervy!

Stranger: FOR ME ITLL WORK

Stranger: IM BAD TO DA BONE

You: u don't really care about ur girlfriend!

Stranger: I CARE ABOUT HER

Stranger: I CALL HER ONCE A WEEK

Stranger: SOMETIMES TWICE A WEEK

You: WAT!? WHO'S HER!? I THOUGHT IM THE ONLY ONE!?

Stranger: OOPS

Stranger: U GETTIN FAT

You: ur busted!

Stranger: THAZ Y

Stranger: I LOOK FOR OTHA CHICKS

You: I don't need you!

You: I DON'T WANNA SEE UR FACE EVER AGAIN!

Stranger: IM ON MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE

You: I guess this is the end for the both of us!

Stranger: NO

You: I WON"T OPEN MY DOOR FOR YOU!

Stranger: I GOT A LITTLE SUPRISE FOR U

You: STAY AWAY!

You: I DON'T LIKE U ANYMORE!

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK pinkberry

You: *Opens* <--(LOL)

You: who is that?

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

Stranger: U SO FAT

You: AHAHA...XDD

You: WAT!?

You: I THOUGHT IM HOT!?

Stranger: IM HOT

You: U even tol me that I'M HOT!

You: *told

Stranger: WIT MY LOUIS VITTON SCARF ON AND EVERYTHANG

Stranger: TOO HOT TO HANDLE

Stranger: TOO HOT FOR A UGLY NASTY OLD COW LIKE U ARE ONE OOW OOW

Stranger: IM TOO WAVY

You: IMMA KICK U OUT!

You: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

You: U WORTHLESS BOYFRIEND!

Stranger: I RUN IN THE KITCHEN

You: U WORTHLESS STRANGER!

Stranger: AND STEAL YOUR CAKE

Stranger: NOW U MAD LIKE john tesh I GUESS

You: UR JUST A STRANGER THAT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WHO EVEN INSULTED ME!

You: I"M WAY HOTTER THAN YOU!

Stranger: NAAW

Stranger: IM WAVY

Stranger: U NOT WAVY

You: I GOT THIS JELLY THANG AND U DON'T HAVE THEM

You: That's too hot eh?

Stranger: I DONT GET IT

You: tsk...FAT...

Stranger: LOL

You: tsk...what a boyfriend...

Stranger: IM DA BEST

You: I will end everything...

You: UR SO COCKY!

Stranger: BUT U WILL MISS ME

You: I DON'T!

You: AND WILL NEVER!

Stranger: LIKE U MISSIN YOUR BISCUITS

You: U COCKY pinkberry!

Stranger: IM NOT COCKY

Stranger: IM WAVY

Stranger: OOOW OOOW OOOW

You: tsk...OUT!

You: OUT OF MY HOUSE!

You: OUT OUT OUT!

Stranger: OKAY BYE pinkberry IM COMING TO GET MY mini cooper LATER ON

You: TAKE THIS! *SLAPS HERE* AND THAT! *SLAPS THERE*

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: U MAD FUNNY

You: HAHA...)

Stranger: ENUFF OF THAT

Stranger: FORM

Stranger: FROM

You: u? male or female? which country are u from?

You: y thank u ^^

Stranger: IM MALE OF COURSE IM FROM GERMANYYY

You: oh...I'm a female from philippines...how old are u? ^^

Stranger: OH WOW MY NEIGHBOUR IS FROM PHILLIPNES TOO SHE DAMN HOT

Stranger: IM 21

Stranger: and u

You: LOL...wat's her name?....me? lol I'm 14 haha

Stranger: FLORA

Stranger: U FUNNY FOR A 14 OLD

Stranger: THAT SLAPS HERE AND THERE mini cooper GOT ME

You: haha ) thanks...u know...i'm always silent and I've never talked like that for a very long time...lol

Stranger: SWEET

Stranger: DONT BE QUIET BE LIKE THAT I BET EVERYBODY WANNA KNOW U

You: yeah..but I'm shy...I get my thoughts out only here haha

You: if I'm just comfortable...

You: lol

You: so...does ur neighbor know u?

Stranger: SURE

Stranger: BUT SHES A LITTLE YOUNG

You: how old is she?

Stranger: I THINK 17 OR 18

You: oh...I wanna know how she looks like! ^^

You: can u describe her?

Stranger: SHES TALL SKINNY GOT SMOOVE SKIN BLACK SHOULDERLONG HAIR AND SHES DRESSES MORE LIKE A PRACTICAL GIRL

Stranger: BUT HER FACE IS VERY PRETTY

You: can u show a picture of her? Please~~~~~!!!

You:

Stranger: I GOT NO .-8

You: sad...

You: well that's fine

You: haha...thanks for playing along with me...I tried that with other strangers but most of them ARE SERIOUS!

You: haha

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: IM ALWAYS DOWN WITH THIS KINDA STUFF

You: haha...gotta go now...bye...^^ nice chatting with yah!

You: ^^

Stranger: OK BYE ;-)

[Guest Papa Snorlax]

wow this is creepy at first, but it gets fun talking to strangers lol.

[Guest joongieforeva]

before u read this....i'm a girl

rated convo....pls read it at your own risk

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: can u do the talking..im tired

Stranger: love wearng high heels

You: o

You: high heels kill ur feet

Stranger: you get used to them

Stranger: it does take practic to learn how to walk

You: i will trip on them

You: haha

Stranger: with a hip swish

Stranger: i've gotten very good at swishing my hips while walking in stillettos

You: cool

You: r u horny?

Stranger: im a guy

You: r u gay?

Stranger: yes

You: me too

Stranger: i'm a bottom

Stranger: you?

You: damn u so so delicous

You: sound

You: i can go both ways

Stranger: i never top

Stranger: i love feeling a hot hard man inside me

You: i love tight hole....

You: well it a depends on my mood

Stranger: what do ou mean?

You: it depends on my mood whether i wan to be top or bottom

You: but usually i love to top

You: do u crossdress?

Stranger: oh yes

Stranger: i love wearing stilletto pumps

Stranger: walking with a swish im my hips

You: do u still look like a guy with makeup?

Stranger: no, ive had laser hair removal on my face and chest

Stranger: i pluck my eyebrows

You: haha i like it clean n shaven

You: i think u r my type

Stranger:

Stranger: love wearing sweaterdresses

You: do u always crossdress when u go out?

Stranger: with some seamed stockings

Stranger: and jessica simpson stilletto peep toe pumps

Stranger: oh yes

You: how long u take to dress up?

Stranger: between 45 mniutes to 1 and a half hours

Stranger: depends how sexy im going for

You: wat kind of guy u like?

Stranger: masculine

You: u r the right one for me

Stranger: tall with athletic figure

Stranger: oh and i absolutely adore big cocks

You: haha

Stranger: my name is Lindsey

You: dont worry babe

Stranger: yours?

You: jeremy

Stranger: cute

Stranger: dont worry?

You: i meet up with ur expectation

Stranger: i like that you call me babe

You: haha

You: u r making me excited

Stranger: really?

You: yup

Stranger: are you getting hard, darling?

You: i want to know more about you before we get to the fun part

Stranger: sweet sweet jeremy

Stranger: what do you want to know

You: do u have a bf?

Stranger: i date

Stranger: what else?

You: can't think of anything right now except you

Stranger: 3=====>O

You: i want to lick u all over now

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: i want you inside me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i haven't even get to the fun part......

haha maybe he found out i'm fake?

i think i scare him off

[Guest jM_beLLe]

not all of them are cyborgs..

i talked to a stranger..

named gabriela.. lol

she has twitter xD

[Guest joongieforeva]

this is the third time i scare horny guys off

.....am i really that scary?

Stranger: hello

You: r u an bubble gum?

Stranger: I'm not sure

Stranger: ?

You: pls tell me u rnot horny

You: r not

Stranger: not at the moment no

You: ok

You: f/m?

Stranger: m

You: where r u from?

Stranger: cali

Stranger: you?

You: cali?

You: where is cali?

Stranger: california

You: im from aust

You: oh

You: haha

You: do u have blonde hair?

Stranger: heh

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

Stranger: no

Stranger: OMG I'M HORNY NOW

You: john tesh yea

You: do u know i just scare off a horny guy?

You: i havent event start the fun part

You: even

Stranger: lol

Stranger: well I'm a horny guy, will you scare me off?

You: i don't know

You: r u sexy?

Stranger: umm

Stranger: idk?

You: r u trying to be honest here?

Stranger: sorta?

Stranger: I just don't know what you'd find sexy

You: pale white skin

You: how old r u?

Stranger: you first

You: 20

Stranger: got me beat

Stranger: and will probably kill this conversation

Stranger: 16

You: haha

Stranger:

You: r u the kinky type?

Stranger: indeed

You: i want to tie u up on my bed now

Stranger: ugh

Stranger: I want that

You: wat r u wearing now?

Stranger: boxers

You: ah...im gonna miss the stripping part

Stranger: heh

Stranger: sorry

You: r u hard now?

Stranger: yeah

You: i want to kiss ur neck

You: suck you

Stranger: mmm

You: lick ur nipples until they are hard

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

maybe they just don't like foreplay?....

some china guy

he is a medical student

You: do u know who is 東方神起?

Stranger: yes

You: tat is the only chinese word i know how to type

Stranger: hah

Stranger: but i dont like them

You: haha

You: why?

Stranger: many girls like you are crasy about them

Stranger: they think them handsome

Stranger: but i think they are not man

Stranger: niculas cage is very man

You: haha

You: i dont really like them

You: my korean friend like them

Stranger: hah

You: she envy those ppl in china who get to go their concert

Stranger: oh god me

Stranger: i think she wants to take them home ( so true i really want to take them home)

You: haha

lol yunho is very man.....i think everyone eyes land on jaejoong first

that's why they think dbsk are not man?

jaejoong is manly too

[Guest b_pa]

i clicked on it, 3 of my friends did the chatting in class

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how r u?

You: babe

stranger: good thnks

stranger: n u

stranger: im a guy

You: lol

You: i know u r a guy

You: what is ur name?

You: ???

Stranger: why do you wanna know my name?

Stranger: just call me stranger

You: cos i want to be ur gf or bff

You: honey

Sranger: wait are you a gal or a guy?

You: gay

then that dood disconnected LOOOL i feel sorry, nice guy though ^^

[Guest I_love_korean_musik]

I've love this website for a yer.And everyhitng just goes crazy

Recent covo:

You: SUP!

Stranger: male?

You: And why may i tell you this

You: you tell me first

Stranger: just answer

You: yeah why

Stranger: im male

You: i'm not gay!

Stranger: whatever

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XDDD ILU Omegle!

Here's another funny one:

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: are you ill?

You: Are you mentally ill?

You: JOKING!

Stranger: yes, I am

Stranger: oops

Stranger: true

You: Oh my Buddha

Stranger: Oh my Satan

You: Would you like a free Walmart Gift Card?

Stranger: I don't go to Walmart

Stranger: it's too black

You: Uhhh

Stranger: I may go to public

You: Would you like a free food card?

Stranger: *publix

Stranger: well

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD

[Guest RyokuTenshi]

You: hithere

Stranger: WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED

You: OMG LETS CATCH IT

You: MUDKIP GO

Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT

Disconnect*

OMG ! WTH ?!@#$

[Guest just_us]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: SUP!?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Guest Airporte-V2]

That was weird. LULS

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: YO.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: whats up

You: Nothing much, mi amigo.

You: You?

Stranger: nothing kinda bored

Stranger: asl?

You: Which is why you're here!

You: 423545345/robot/space

You: They call me Winky.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: lol

You: I'm the plucky sidekick.

You: But they always send me out to clean the spaceship.

Stranger: awww

Stranger: cute

You: I wanna save the day just once.

Stranger: hahahhah

Stranger: me too

Stranger: so

Stranger: asl?

You: You did the same thing someone else did.

Stranger: hahaha

You: They took forevvvver to say something so simple.

You: So it was like

You: ....

You: ...

Stranger: its sorta inpersonal but its fast

You: ...

You: ..

You: sup

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how old are you

Stranger:

You: I'm older than your mother.

You: Or your father.

You: Or your legal guardian.

You: Whichever.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: so thats like a 50

You: Yes.

You: I just came home from the packaging plant.

Stranger: your 50

You: I'm a fifty year old low-life who left the big bucks.

You: Which was in my lawyering career.

You: But it got way too boring.

Stranger: sorry

You: Yeah.

Stranger: ;9

Stranger:

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: lol

You: YOUNGIN.

You: I HAD TO WALK IN THE SLEET AND SNOW TO GET TO SCHOOL.

Stranger: sorry

You: You kids these days are much too spoiled.

Stranger: but y u tellin me this

You: Why not?

Stranger: i dont care

Stranger: lol

You: Cool

You: cuz neither do I.

You: Me and my fifty year old self.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: not my problem

Stranger: get a real job

Stranger: u fat richard simmons

Stranger: bye

[Guest missyblue]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, are you erin? =(

You: yeah

You: im erin

You: whats up?

Stranger: -.-

You: whats with the faaaaaaaace?

Stranger: please don't lie

You: aww i dont lie

You: i tell the truth

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: i'm lukas

You: oh hi lukas

You: i didnt see you today

You: at lunch

You: whyyyyy?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i kept LOLing. XD

[Guest FraZZLE]

You: Hi

Stranger: Hey

You: Sup?

Stranger: asl?

You: 21/m/North Korea

You: u?

Stranger: is kim jong ILL

You: Hes dead

You: =(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol nice pun

[Guest xxKIMxx]

Stranger: i have a problem i need some advice

You: yes?

Stranger: i have a crush on my sister

You: lol

You: and

Stranger: and its getting alittle redictulous

Stranger: ridiculous*

You: well..not like it wouldnt.

Stranger: im stealing her panties and wearing them

You: man

Stranger: i dont realize im doing it at the time

You: alright dude i cant help you with this!

hahah after he said "i have a crush on my sister" i was like O___O;, but wanted to go along with it to see what they'd say.

[Guest GeneralMarshmallow]

that site is like, full of /b/tards, pedos, trolls, and perverts. aka /b/tards.

[Guest c0llz10]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hello, we have been informed about you're unruly behavior

Stranger: really?

You: What have you been doing?

Stranger: and who do you mean by "we"?

You: I cannot go into details

Stranger: ive been masturbating

You: I did not need to know that

You: This is not acceptable for Omegle

You: Please do behave yourself, have a goodnight

Stranger: okay

haha xD i love messing with people

[Guest c0llz10]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm a male looking for a fine lady to exchange nude pictures with

You: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im holding a needle

You: i hope your sewing

Stranger: nope

You: i hope your tattooing someone?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: im masturbating you freak!

You: your masturbating with a needle

You: whos the freak now?!

You have disconnected.

HAHAHAHA,GOOD ONE

[Guest HerRoyalMajesty]

My person told me they were from some place that I never heard of and told me to guess where it was O.O

They typed in all caps the entire time and I felt like they were yelling at me lol ^^;;

[Guest aaircrash]

Stranger: loking for horny girl

You: well then you've found the right stranger ;D

aaaaha, I'm so lame I discontected right after that XDDD