Chat With A Stranger

[Guest migato]

ahha this is funny, I'll post another later..

[Guest missaque]

Stranger: aha

You: pedophile? or no?

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Hahaha.

I actually had a nice conversation earlier with a girl from Brazil.

It was prettyyy cool.

[Guest Tha_OutKast]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: got any pics of u

You: nope

You: got any pics of u?

Stranger: naked

Stranger: yup

You: nice nice

Stranger: i do guys and girls

You: wat r u?

You: a guy or girl?

Stranger: guy

Stranger: u

You: guy

You: sorry

You: i only like girls

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LMFAO!

[Guest missaque]

rofl. i freaked out this kid!

You:

hi.

Stranger:

b9?

You:

b4?

You:

BATTLESHIP?!

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funny thing is, i ran into that person again.

You:

hey

Stranger:

hey

Stranger:

b9?

You:

didn't we have this convo before?

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and again.

Stranger:

b9

You:

again?

You:

i'm b4.

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I'm so glad I read this conversation before I entered that place.

Stranger: b9

You: b4?

Stranger: in b4 wuts that

[Guest lalagladys]

Stranger: *puts gun to your forehead* Are you a weirdo ?

You: O:!

You: nope !

You: I'm cool

Stranger: john tesh

Stranger: see im a weirdo

Stranger: now i have to shoot you

You: oh really? o:

Stranger: yeah

You: daang.

Stranger: *bang*

O:

[Guest lala4ever]

You: hello!

Stranger: gay/bi?

You: both

You: o.o

Stranger: õ.o

Stranger: how come?

You: yeah, thats right, i WENT THERE

then he disconnected on me

[Guest myxlove101]

You: So.. Your not one of those who talk about aliens right?

Stranger: No not at all

You: ahah. Good.

Stranger: Lol

You: People these days.......

Stranger: Seriously...

You: uh-huh.

Stranger: So what are you doing?

You: Talking to you.

You: &You?

Stranger: Talking to you lol

You: LOL.

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Well. That was awkward. ahah.

[Guest niara_honey]

You: forgive me

Stranger: hi ,m/f?

Stranger: what? y?

You: cuz i'm TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE! >

When you get a cool person and not a troll or cyberer, omegle is hella fun.

[Guest missteee]

LAME.

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i need more heroin

You: oh really?

You: i got heaps

Stranger: do u really?

You: no

Stranger: do u do drugs?

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[Guest tezzy]

haha...it's weird and so unreal, but it's fun...

Stranger: what made you come here?

You: following the yellow brick road

Stranger: i thought it led to Oz

You: Oz gave me a detour

Stranger: sometimes detours are a good way to see something that otheriwse you wouldn't see.....is that the case here?

You: nope...just tryin' to find the wicked witch of the east...ummm....i think it was the west...i dunno

Stranger: how long have you been on this detour?

You: for 2 nano seconds

Stranger: i dont think thats long wnough to find anything

You: just my imagination

You: did u find the blue fairy

Stranger: i wasnt looking for the blue fairy but if i stumble across one i will surely send it your way

Stranger: have a great day and dont forget to smile

You: watever

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[wolfie]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: age sex loction

You: age sex loction

You: hi

Stranger: 14 guy MT

Stranger: u

You: 16 guy NY

Stranger: cool

yeh asl is boring

then a realli short one...

Stranger: m/f?

You: does it matter

gahhh so bored

[Guest Tha_OutKast]

You: soompi?

Stranger: fool?

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LOL!

[Guest kwondony]

lol this was fun x]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: DO YOU HAVE COOKIES?!

You: I WANT A COOKIE

You: YOU MUST GIVE ME ONE

Stranger: yeah , in my refrigerator .

Stranger: hahhahaha .

You: GET IT AND SEND IT TO ME VIA-EMAIL.

Stranger: what do you want ?

You: I WANT A COOKIE.

You: HAVE I NOT BEEN CLEAR HUMAN?

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ahahah i scared the person [x

[Guest Boomx2Brian]

My conversation was normal at the begining. Started talking about poker then somehow he just started talking about masterbation. So i ended it there.

[Guest zhuyan410]

Stranger: what did noah lie about mommy?

You: i dunno

You: y?

Stranger: cause i wanna know what he lied about

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[Guest JambaJuice]

LMFAOOOOO, it gets kinda creepy.

You: Hi!

Stranger: What are you doing?

You: CHOM CHOM CHOM CHICKEN!

Stranger: I killed my wife and kids.

Stranger: pinkberryes nag and nag and nag.

Stranger: So I shot them when they were sleeping.

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[Guest skycheerio<3]

OMG dude this is so fun!!!!!

Stranger: Hi

You: hello

Stranger: m/f ?

You: m

then he disconnected..

Stranger: What Americans like sports?

You: Not all americans like sports

You: well people like football

You: basketball

You: baseball

You: ect.

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Global anti-American

^ this dude was sorta creepy...

[Guest x.selina.x]

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: male

Stranger: gay?

You: yes .

Stranger:

Stranger: age?

You: 69

Stranger: hahah

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thats so cut . </3

[KeHAEa]

Umm..

Stranger: F*** YOU!!

You: Okay

You: o_O

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: I LOVE YOU

You: Okay

Stranger: LMAO

You: o_o

Stranger: M?

You: Yum

Stranger: hllo

You: ollh

Stranger: how r u

You: u r woh

Stranger: ur a kool-aid

You: gaf a ru

Stranger: haha

You: ahah

Stranger: racecar

You: racecar

Stranger: nice try

You: yrt ecin

Stranger: wtf urs problem

You: Nothing, yours?

Ehh LOL.

You: Ohm. Ohm. Omega Ohm.

Stranger: Ohmmmmmmm.

You: Om om om OHM.

Stranger: omnomnomnom?

You: Nomnomnom.

Stranger: You are my new favorite, hungry zen master.

You: Pompoms.

You: Omnomnom.

Stranger: Delicious.

You: Exquisite.

Stranger: Hungry Hungry Buddhists.

You: Laughing fat Buddha.

You: Omnomnom I ate his ear.

Stranger: Cannibal you is.

You: Vampire I am.

You: Beware.

Stranger: Lke Van Gough

You: I sense your location.

Stranger: Woooah.

Stranger: Crazy, man.

Stranger: Trippy.

You: Radar! Roar.

HAHHA!!

You: You're weird.

Stranger: hey babe :]

You: ]:

You: -bites-

-disconnects-

Totally random:

Stranger: oii?

You: Oiiink.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: THIS TIME, YOU DIE!!!

Stranger: no

You: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Stranger: no man can kill me

You: What do you mean "no"?

You: Oh

You: But I'm a WOMAN!

You: OH SNAP!

Stranger: haha

You: Yes

You: NOW YOU DIEEEEEEE!!!

You: Bye bye. ;D

[Guest TEMPP]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking to for girls

You:

You: what if i'm a perv looking for guys?

Stranger: then i'm not interested

You: aw :<

You: too bad.

Stranger: sorry i'm straight

I didn't even hit on him LOL

everyone else i talked to was some kind of internet predator