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Guest handsomecupcakee

Stranger: hi

You: heeeeey!

Stranger: you into young girls

Stranger: cos im looking for a big strong man

You: O__O.. I AM A GIRL.

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.........

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: i want a horny gal to play cybersex wif me by cam

You: ...your a guy im guessing?

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WEIRD CONVOS.

but this is fun~:D

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Guest tranceeee

LOL. well... this is how my convo played out

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: wassupppp

You: ilovemenandwomen

You: (L)

You: you a girl?

You: cause i'm one tooo

Stranger: yes

You: <3

You: LETS HAVE LESBIAN SEX

You: ;)

You: come my place ?

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edit; um, i should warn you guys theres mature contents... :sweatingbullets:

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Guest DRAG0N

this is one of my most interesting

conversations ever:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i am darth vader.

Stranger: no way! cause im luke.

You: then i have found my son.

Stranger: heck yeah!

Stranger: dad!

You: son.

You: i saw you bang your sister, leia, last night. what on death star were you thinking?

Stranger: ses hot man. What am I supposed to do?

You: bang your mother, that's what.

Stranger: but thats what you were doing dude.

You: that's why people invented this thing called an orgy, man.

Stranger: OHHH. I see. So was your lava bath relaxing? Or was it just painful?

Stranger: wow. this is really weird...

Stranger: this whole convo i mean

You: my lava bath is always relaxing. mustafar is relaxing. and i know, just ignore it and continue to roleplay as my son, luke.

Stranger: i see. I was thinking about going to Hoth and getting a facial, would you recommend those?

Stranger: I have to go my father. See you on the other side of the death star.

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heres my take XD

You: hi

Stranger: hi ^^

You: wats up :D

Stranger: good ~ kiki

Stranger: today is summervacation

You: wee~~

You: yep

You: do u listen to korean music?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: but actually

Stranger: I like pop misic

Stranger: Are you Korean?

You: nope

You: and thats cool!

You: so watchu doin

Stranger: just websurfing

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Do u like Rock style music?

You: yep

You: :]

Stranger: me too ^^

Stranger: What are you doing now?

You: playing a game

You: called runescape

You: xD

Stranger: Aha

Stranger: What are you from/?

You: north korea

Stranger: 안녕하세요

Stranger: Do you konw that ?

Stranger: I know North-korean CAN't internet...

Stranger: ???

Stranger: Attention please

You: 반갑다! hehe this is awesome!

Stranger: -0-;

Stranger: you like Mr. Kim?

Stranger: Do you?

Stranger: I think you are south-korean

You: oh my bad

You: i mixed up my directions

Stranger: oh,

Stranger: I don't understand your word

Stranger: mixed direction??

You: i was looking at my compass wrongly

You: so i thought south was north and north was south

Stranger: so are you south-Korean?

You: yep :D

Stranger: Kiki

Stranger: male or female

You: male

You: i am handsome

Stranger: me too

Stranger: kiki

Stranger: 저는 어느나라 사람입니까

Stranger: I have a Korean class corse

You: thats cool

You: i take english IV

2.

Stranger: blimps are quite pimp

Stranger: you know?

You: i kno that you knoow, you know?

Stranger: i so know more than you

You: well i know that you know soo more than me, so i know more

Stranger: liar

Stranger: OH btw

Stranger: the game

You: the game

You: wat game

Stranger: you just lost it

Stranger: Btw google it

You: i lost the game

You: :(

Stranger: just type "the game"

You: the game

You: i typed it

Stranger: ._.

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heres mine:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: Heyyyy

You: hows it going??

Stranger: fine D:DD u?

Stranger: asl?

You: same

You: 14, Girl, California you?

Stranger: 13 , girl , finland :D

You: How cool!

Stranger: ? :D

You: i wanna go there the name just sounds so cool!

Stranger: :DDD

Stranger: there is cold :D

You: XDDDDD

You: here it is hot -.-

You: SUMMER!

Stranger: :D

You: cold is good :D

Stranger: no its not D:

You: really??

You: i like it

Stranger: there is only like 20C

You: ohhhhhh

You: i see then that is bad

You: D:

Stranger: at winter like -10C :D

You: my goodness now that is cold i would die there :|

Stranger: sometimes -20 C :DDDD

You: eeek

You: >.<

Stranger: yep

Stranger: but we got saunas :DDDD

You: the coldest its been here is only like 30 something

Stranger: OMG

You: Saunas are nice

Stranger: yep D:

Stranger: *:D

You: its like a heater only with steam :)

You: i want one

Stranger: :D there everyone has one :D

You: *GASP* i should go there and steal a sauna XD

Stranger: xD

You: i'll steal yours

You: jk jk

Stranger: :D

You: hrmmm. i want a pet panda

Stranger: :DDD

You: have you ever wanted one??

Stranger: noo.. :D

You: they are just so cute!

Stranger: but i got 3 horses :D

You: PONIES!!! i love ponies

Stranger: :D

You: guess what!

Stranger: two ponies, one horse :DDD

Stranger: ?

You: im a unicorn

You: jk jk XD

Stranger: okay :D

Stranger: but i am a pink flying elefant :D

You: DUMBO!

You: from that movie right?

Stranger: no, i am fumbo D:

You: i dont remember

Stranger:

*:D

You: FUMBO!

Stranger: yep :D

You: well then hi there fumbo

You: im a unicorn

Stranger: :D

Stranger: whats your name? :D

You: i like eating trees. my name is pinkers? idk

Stranger: :DD

You: my name is just so cool

Stranger: xD

You: :)

You: ohh yeah PINKERS THE UNICORN!

You: ohhhh i got to go.

Stranger: :(

You: nice talking to you Fumbo

Stranger: bye Pinkers:DD

You: byeeeee!

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haha first time!

I had to do the NBC Dateline thing..

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: heyy

You: whats up?

Stranger: Nothing. A tad randy, but i can get over that.

Stranger: You?

You: im just tired and raunchey

Stranger: oh?

You: yesh.

You: yes

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 22

You: im 14

You: female.

You: u?

Stranger: Well, that's a tad young

Stranger: male.

You: oh nahh im 14 in the body but 22 in my mind and 18 in my.......

You: im experienced

Stranger: how experienced?

You: wana know a secret?

Stranger: Sure.

You: You are currently on NBC's Dateline project called "To Catch a Predator"

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this one was funny. i made up everything. I milked it. but then got bored.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hallo

Stranger: how are you

You: suicidal

Stranger: where are you from

You: mexico

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: you want to come to US

You: yes! work!

Stranger: mexico is quite good too

You: men crazy here

Stranger: really

Stranger: i don't know that

You: at least my town

Stranger: i come from far away

You: where?

Stranger: Hong Kong

You: Oh I know HK. Prostitution okay there right? I work maybe there.

Stranger: oh you want to be prostitute

You: whatever work.

Stranger: so you are girl?

Stranger: prostitution is ok here

You: yes.

You: i heard was okay.

Stranger: have to be your own business

Stranger: no prostitution company is allowed

You: oh. too bad. i want benefits.

Stranger: oh i see

Stranger: there are quite many of them though

Stranger: but illegal

You: i saw pretty woman.

You: movie change life.

You: so glamrus.

Stranger: you saw the pretty women in movie?

You: yes

Stranger: the chinese?

You: no united states

Stranger: oh ok

You: is HK movie good?

Stranger: a lot of american women are attractive

Stranger: yes

Stranger: HK movies are good

Stranger: what kind of movie do you like

Stranger: classics in this decade include infernal affairs, warlords

You: i like flashdance and dirty dancing

Stranger: oh you mean the porn

You: no american movie

Stranger: really

Stranger: i don't know flashdance and dirty dancing

You: both famous in US. classic.

Stranger: i see

Stranger: i will give them a try

You: i went to restaurant. first time. so fancy.

You: had big "M".

Stranger: what is that

Stranger: big M

You: It's called "M". Sign Yellow.

You: sell beef patty.

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: a fast food restaurant?

You: had clown on bag. i keep in my drawer.

You: memory.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how old are you

You: just turned 17. you

Stranger: 25

You: wow.

Stranger: old?

You: no my husband close your age.

Stranger: oh you have husband

You: he 29.

Stranger: i see

Stranger: quite a large difference

Stranger: but should be ok

You: beat me to work.

Stranger: oh...

Stranger: he doesn't work?

You: but he nice

You: no. he feed me sometimes though.

Stranger: both of you should work

You: hey buy fish in can.

Stranger: you are so young

You: it has cute kat on it.

You: i live with him since child.

Stranger: if not school, then work

Stranger: oh wow

Stranger: you were born to be paired up

You: family forced me for money

Stranger: oh

Stranger: it happens in mexico

Stranger: shame

Stranger: so bad

You: i guess so. you like animals

Stranger: quite much

Stranger: i like animals

You: oh thats nice

Stranger: what kind do you like

You: husband buy box that freeze time.

You: come out on paper.

You: called polaroid.

Stranger: i know what a polaroid is

You: its maqic

You: i go. husband come get me now. adios.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice chatting

You: im just kidding. i love you.

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SO RANDOMM ^^x

You: hi

Stranger: yo

You: wassup bludd!!

Stranger: npt much bh

You: Give me my sandwiches bruvv

Stranger: i give you a beer

You: i want a sandwich

Stranger: f*** off

Stranger: eat your hand

You: You eat your hands

Stranger: nah

Stranger: i eat baby

Stranger: bel

Stranger: thats chees

You: LOL

Stranger: seriopusly

Stranger: i try to open that mini cooper at the moment

You: good luckk with that

Stranger: i have one

Stranger: http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/22347b.jpg

You: so RANDOM~~http://www.outtakes.com/work/graphics/work.icecream.400.jpg

Stranger: whatever

Stranger: i eat that cheess really

Stranger: you dont believe me or?

Stranger: f*** im totally drunken

You: LOL i believe u

it got to some point where this person ask me to call him in GERMANY and i live in LONDON...LOL

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best conversation ever... :

Stranger: male or female?

You: female

You: o_o

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edit: I'm currently chatting with a guy from China. an older guy. but a nice guy. is this safe ? o_o

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Stranger: I like football very much

You: oh me too!

Stranger: hah

Stranger: do you like NBA?

You: ah, no.. just nfl

Stranger: I see

You: whos your favorite team?

Stranger: newyork

You: giants? xP

Stranger: New York Yankees

Haha, that's baseball buddy :x

But he was very nice to talk to although he couldn't speak English well xP

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Guest daniikittie

You: hellloooo!?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: pursuant to megan's law, i am required to tell you i am a registered sex offender

You: may i please speak to Courtney?

Stranger: yeah sure hold on

You: thanks!

Stranger: hi this is courtney who is this

You: hi! long time no see! what have you been up to?

Stranger: nothing just scoping out some cute guys

You: oh my gosh, did you see Justin at that party saturday? he looked so cute! :]

Stranger: hands off pinkberry

You: ayy, hoe. back off my man D:

Stranger: i'm so embarrassed i forgot your name

You: how could you? :[ i thought we went over this thousands of times.. :[

You: i'm jack sparrow, remember? we met at six flags? D:

Stranger: liar

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beginning kind of scared me but i think i handled it well ;p

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: any sad stories?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: a man want cyber sex with me

You: oh no you agreed?

Stranger: no

Stranger: I messed with him

You: what did u do?

Stranger: you really wanna know about this?

You: yes tell me about it

Stranger: cause I said something not that poliet

Stranger: polite

Stranger: the first sentence came out from him was:horny?

Stranger: I said yes

Stranger: he said awesome

Stranger: cyber?

Stranger: I said you suck my Richard or I suck your Richard

Stranger: he said :gay?

Stranger: I said :double

Stranger: he disconnected

You: ouch

You: he like gays i think

Stranger: I just messed with him

Stranger: it's stupid

You: it wasnt sad

You: tell me something sa

You: sad

Stranger: I broke my leg yesterday

Stranger: and I broke my 2nd leg this morning

Stranger: and I broken my 3rd leg just now

Stranger: yes.I'm a dog..

You: oh no

You: THATS sad

Stranger: what are you from?

You: korea

You: you?

Stranger: next to you

Stranger: China

You: cool

Stranger: gender?

You: male

Stranger: right

Stranger: me too

Stranger: nice to meet you I gotta go

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You: do you like cadbury

Stranger: canada?

You: maple syrup?

Stranger: hell yes

You: wow sexy

You: pancakes or waffles?

Stranger: french toast

You: not croissant?

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lol i had one who actually chatted with me for a pretty long while and it was really funny and kind of fun

it gets addictive!!

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Guest Eun_neptune_Him

Very pleasant person haha ^^

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: where u from?

You: hello, Canada, u?

Stranger: Netherland =D

Stranger: Female?

You: yeah u?

Stranger: Me to

You: FINALLY!! i always get guys who a pervs

You: haha sorry

Stranger: haha

Stranger: okee

Stranger: i have always guys they ask if i am norny.

Stranger: but sometimes i have nice girls

Stranger: and boy.

Stranger: i gotta gi

Stranger: o

Stranger: byee

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2nd time was the longest convo ever, but the person was really nice^^

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: where you from?

You: Canada u?

Stranger: australia

You: cool~ i have a friend from there

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: where abouts?

You: i don't remember haha sorry, she was an exchange student at my school last year

Stranger: ok lol

You: i had a problem understanding the accent but then she also started to lose it, and then i caught it!

Stranger: our accent isn't as bad as yours lol

Stranger: how old are you?

You: touche haha, i have some sort of Irish, scottish, aussi, british accent at random times even though i've lived in canada all my life

You: 17 u?

Stranger: 26

Stranger: thats an interesting accent lol

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: m

Stranger: how do you get such a random accent?

You: i dunno, seriously i just went to England for 3 weeks, caught it and came back with this 4 dimensional accent, and my sister has this problem too

You: lol

Stranger: cool

Stranger: makes you unique

Stranger: lol

You: yeah, i think it's cool sometimes ^^

Stranger: would be i guess

Stranger: what time is it over there?

You: 1:45 am, i'm like half asleep, but i'm taking a break from studying lol, what time is it there?

Stranger: 6:45 pm

Stranger: what are you studying?

You: Science, my weakest subject

Stranger: ooh bummer :(

You: yeah....... i'm surprised i have passed all the other science classes i have taken in the class... though i passed by 0.01% haha

Stranger: it doesn't matter how much you pass by as long as you pass

Stranger: lol

You: yeah... but i'm that type of person that is satisfied easily with marks, usually i get upset, but i'm glad my parents are happy cause i try my best

Stranger: thats all that matters i guess

Stranger: what do you want to do after school?

You: I have absolutly no clue, i'm graduating in 2010, still trying to figure things out, but i'm mostly good in the arts, singing, acting etc, and politics

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so what did you want to chat about?

You: i have absoluty no clue :P cause i'm not a good conversation starter........ hmmmm........... do you play video games? X-box, Playstation? Nintendo Wii?

Stranger: neither am i lol

Stranger: not really

Stranger: iv'e got a ps2 but haven't used it in a year or so

Stranger: u?

You: Play video games all the time, since i was 5 hehe, I mostly play fighting games, or final fantasy games

Stranger: so your like one of those hot gamer chicks then?

Stranger: lol

You: eh, not really haha, i only play an hour a day, but if i get really into a game 3 hours max, i remember being one of the top players on a fighting game online when i was like 11? but i've layed low on it

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i thought you said you play games all the time? lol

You: meaning all the time, everyday once for 1 hour, but i get good at them wuickly and kick all my older cousins butts :D

You: *quickly*

You: they get angry at me so they kick me off

Stranger: bummer lol

You: that's how sad my life is haha

Stranger: could be worse i guess

You: hhmmmmmmmm... now what shall we talk about?

You: mostly we've talked about me, and i sound really selfish haha

Stranger: thats alright

Stranger: i'm not very exciting lol

You: why not?

Stranger: nothing exciting ever happens to me

You: so i'm guessing everyday is a typical day for you? there's wonders for me all the time for me and my family, which arn't so good

Stranger: yeah every days pretty typical

Stranger: what wonders are there for you?

You: sometimes i get good news, sometimes bad. My Dad has gone through a lot to provide for my mom, brother, sister and me, and he hates his job as a truck driver, just recently he repaired it for twenty-thousand dollars canadian and it broke down again

You: my mom hasn't worked in 3 months because she has joint problems from heavy lifting at the hospital

Stranger: bugger

Stranger: that sucks

You: but, i'm guessing were not alone on this, it's a recession right now, so i guess it's bound to happen right?

Stranger: yeah it's hard for people all over i guess

Stranger: theres always gonna be some obsticles to overcome

You: hopefully things get better soon, i dunno why, but it's just me and my parents praying hard to get better, but things just get worse by the day. While my brother and sister are just doing great

Stranger: hopefully it picks up soon bad luck can only last so long before the good has to kick in

You: sadly i have to get back to studying so i can get enough rest for the day. Really sorry.But i'm glad that i had a talk with someone from Austrailia!^^ thanks for listensing to my problems, and sorry if i sounded selfish again haha

You: bye :)

Stranger: thats ok

Stranger: have fun studying lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hiyo!

Stranger: hey friend.

You: Whaddup?

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HAHAHAHA.

I guess I freak them out.

btw, I didnt know what to say D:

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Guest love_andy94

Stranger: a wild abra appears

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Stranger: wild abra teleports

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I had the same person twice xD!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

Stranger: AND THIS

Stranger: IS MY WEPON

You: excuse me?

Stranger: IT FIRES CUSTOM TUNED CARTRAGES AT A RATE OF 20 ROUNDS PER SECOND

Stranger: THAT MEANS IT COSTS 28,000 DOLARS TO FIRE THIS GUN

Stranger: FOR 12 SECONDS

Stranger: SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY CAN OUTSMART ME

Stranger: MAYBE

Stranger: MAYBE

Stranger: BUT I HAVE YET TO MEET MAN

Stranger: WHO CAN OUTSMART BULLET

Stranger: HELP IS FOR BABIES

Stranger: BABIES

Stranger: HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM

Stranger: TIME TO RUN COWARD

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: *ahem*

Stranger: so

Stranger: ....

You: so

Stranger: I’m an old fat guy, my desk chair is actually a bean bag chair and I’m rubbing olive oil allllll over myself :)

Stranger: ya

You: definitely a good conversation starter

Stranger: mmmmm

Stranger: im all slippery

You: yeah well you're also an old fat guy

Stranger: aaaaaaaand slipper

Stranger: slippery

You: aaaaand fat

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: feels good too

Stranger: you're envious aren't you?

You: hell no

Stranger: hells ya

You: i dont need fat folds, thanks

Stranger: im so happy right now

Stranger: and you're insulting me

Stranger: but i dont care

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: the oils warm

You: well olive oil is food right

Stranger: not in this case

You: i guess a fat person would naturally be happy with food everywhere

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: its tasty too

Stranger: so yes

Stranger: it is food

You: yeah the "mmm" kind of confirms the food part

Stranger: no

Stranger: think harder

Stranger: lol

Stranger: inuendo

You: what...to your fat folds?

Stranger: sexual

Stranger: inuendo

You: to fat folds?

You: that's definitely something i've never heard of

You: in my life.

Stranger: GET IN MY BELLY!

You: what...you got a whole village in there something?

You: go an a diet, fatty

You: thx bye

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best. Someone try and top that, please.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 2 girls 1 cup?

You: never seen it

Stranger: You should.

Stranger: It's hawt.

You: like your mom?

You: in bed last night?

Stranger: Yeah

You: on youtube?

Stranger: yeah

You: live?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: yeah

You: with you?

Stranger: If you liked that, you'll love this

Stranger: yeah

You: no i didn't like that

You: incest sickens me, you pig

You have disconnected.

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