Guest migato Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 ahha this is funny, I'll post another later.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missaque Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: aha You: pedophile? or no? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hahaha. I actually had a nice conversation earlier with a girl from Brazil. It was prettyyy cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tha_OutKast Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: got any pics of u You: nope You: got any pics of u? Stranger: naked Stranger: yup You: nice nice Stranger: i do guys and girls You: wat r u? You: a guy or girl? Stranger: guy Stranger: u You: guy You: sorry You: i only like girls Your conversational partner has disconnected. LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missaque Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 rofl. i freaked out this kid! You: hi. Stranger: b9? You: b4? You: BATTLESHIP?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. funny thing is, i ran into that person again. You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: b9? You: didn't we have this convo before? Your conversational partner has disconnected. and again. Stranger: b9 You: again? You: i'm b4. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm so glad I read this conversation before I entered that place. Stranger: b9 You: b4? Stranger: in b4 wuts that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lalagladys Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: *puts gun to your forehead* Are you a weirdo ? You: O:! You: nope ! You: I'm cool Stranger: john tesh Stranger: see im a weirdo Stranger: now i have to shoot you You: oh really? o: Stranger: yeah You: daang. Stranger: *bang* O: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lala4ever Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: hello! Stranger: gay/bi? You: both You: o.o Stranger: õ.o Stranger: how come? You: yeah, thats right, i WENT THERE then he disconnected on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest myxlove101 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: So.. Your not one of those who talk about aliens right? Stranger: No not at all You: ahah. Good. Stranger: Lol You: People these days....... Stranger: Seriously... You: uh-huh. Stranger: So what are you doing? You: Talking to you. You: &You? Stranger: Talking to you lol You: LOL. -- Well. That was awkward. ahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest niara_honey Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: forgive me Stranger: hi ,m/f? Stranger: what? y? You: cuz i'm TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE! > When you get a cool person and not a troll or cyberer, omegle is hella fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missteee Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 LAME. You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: i need more heroin You: oh really? You: i got heaps Stranger: do u really? You: no Stranger: do u do drugs? You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tezzy Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 haha...it's weird and so unreal, but it's fun... Stranger: what made you come here? You: following the yellow brick road Stranger: i thought it led to Oz You: Oz gave me a detour Stranger: sometimes detours are a good way to see something that otheriwse you wouldn't see.....is that the case here? You: nope...just tryin' to find the wicked witch of the east...ummm....i think it was the west...i dunno Stranger: how long have you been on this detour? You: for 2 nano seconds Stranger: i dont think thats long wnough to find anything You: just my imagination You: did u find the blue fairy Stranger: i wasnt looking for the blue fairy but if i stumble across one i will surely send it your way Stranger: have a great day and dont forget to smile You: watever Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: hi Stranger: age sex loction You: age sex loction You: hi Stranger: 14 guy MT Stranger: u You: 16 guy NY Stranger: cool yeh asl is boring then a realli short one... Stranger: m/f? You: does it matter gahhh so bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tha_OutKast Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 You: soompi? Stranger: fool? Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kwondony Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 lol this was fun x] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: DO YOU HAVE COOKIES?! You: I WANT A COOKIE You: YOU MUST GIVE ME ONE Stranger: yeah , in my refrigerator . Stranger: hahhahaha . You: GET IT AND SEND IT TO ME VIA-EMAIL. Stranger: what do you want ? You: I WANT A COOKIE. You: HAVE I NOT BEEN CLEAR HUMAN? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ahahah i scared the person [x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boomx2Brian Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 My conversation was normal at the begining. Started talking about poker then somehow he just started talking about masterbation. So i ended it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest JambaJuice Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 LMFAOOOOO, it gets kinda creepy. You: Hi! Stranger: What are you doing? You: CHOM CHOM CHOM CHICKEN! Stranger: I killed my wife and kids. Stranger: pinkberryes nag and nag and nag. Stranger: So I shot them when they were sleeping. You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skycheerio<3 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 OMG dude this is so fun!!!!! Stranger: Hi You: hello Stranger: m/f ? You: m then he disconnected.. Stranger: What Americans like sports? You: Not all americans like sports You: well people like football You: basketball You: baseball You: ect. Stranger: Oh Stranger: Global anti-American ^ this dude was sorta creepy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x.selina.x Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: m/f? You: male Stranger: gay? You: yes . Stranger: Stranger: age? You: 69 Stranger: hahah Your conversational partner has disconnected. thats so cut . </3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeHAEa Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Umm.. Stranger: F*** YOU!! You: Okay You: o_O Stranger: LMAO Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: Okay Stranger: LMAO You: o_o Stranger: M? You: Yum Stranger: hllo You: ollh Stranger: how r u You: u r woh Stranger: ur a kool-aid You: gaf a ru Stranger: haha You: ahah Stranger: racecar You: racecar Stranger: nice try You: yrt ecin Stranger: wtf urs problem You: Nothing, yours? Ehh LOL. You: Ohm. Ohm. Omega Ohm. Stranger: Ohmmmmmmm. You: Om om om OHM. Stranger: omnomnomnom? You: Nomnomnom. Stranger: You are my new favorite, hungry zen master. You: Pompoms. You: Omnomnom. Stranger: Delicious. You: Exquisite. Stranger: Hungry Hungry Buddhists. You: Laughing fat Buddha. You: Omnomnom I ate his ear. Stranger: Cannibal you is. You: Vampire I am. You: Beware. Stranger: Lke Van Gough You: I sense your location. Stranger: Woooah. Stranger: Crazy, man. Stranger: Trippy. You: Radar! Roar. HAHHA!! You: You're weird. Stranger: hey babe :] You: ]: You: -bites- -disconnects- Totally random: Stranger: oii? You: Oiiink. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: THIS TIME, YOU DIE!!! Stranger: no You: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Stranger: no man can kill me You: What do you mean "no"? You: Oh You: But I'm a WOMAN! You: OH SNAP! Stranger: haha You: Yes You: NOW YOU DIEEEEEEE!!! You: Bye bye. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEMPP Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking to for girls You: You: what if i'm a perv looking for guys? Stranger: then i'm not interested You: aw :< You: too bad. Stranger: sorry i'm straight I didn't even hit on him LOL everyone else i talked to was some kind of internet predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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