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[Guest LaziixMe]

Stranger: hii.

You: hello.

Stranger: m or f ?

You: idk!

You: identity crisis ya know.

Stranger: d00d !

me too !

You: oh wow.

[Guest luckyclover]

wow, imma try this soon <3

[belle_kd1413]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: ^^

You: so uhm you type

Stranger: type what?

You: type a convo

You: hehe

Stranger: umm... dinosawr

You: haha you a guy?

You: im not, im 14

You: ;D

Stranger: >.>

Stranger: i'm a girl -.-

Stranger: and i'm 16

You: yeah me too!

Stranger: >.>

You: i know how you feeeel

You: like, this guy who likes me is a month younger than me

You: and the other guy who likes me is 2 months younger than me

You: everyone IS YOUNGER THAN ME! *angryyy*

You: lol

Stranger: lol. find older ppl?

You: but i can't, i love the 1nd one, the younger one

You: i meant *2n

You: d

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: ar eyou going out with them?

You: the 2nd one asked me out, but he's a playboy so i regretfully turned him down

Stranger: ah. well thats kinda good.

Stranger: playboys suck

You: i know ... X.x

You: omg chem is hard!

Stranger: o.O your in school right now?

You: no

You: im in my room

You: but i have school

You: i live in azia

You: you?

Stranger: the u.s.

You: i seem to be getting too many people from the us

You: haha

You: hey look at this!

You: you could use it sometime

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Stranger: wow. random. xD

You: its just made of winnn!

You: when someone goes all crazy on you

You: pull out chris hansen!

You: lol

You: ive got a pikachu one wait

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i met someone from korea!

Stranger: Karina You: im not KarinaStranger: Oh sorryStranger: ....You: ofcourse im not Stranger: I didn know that Stranger: I Think you are karinaYou: uhh ok?You: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„

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…………………………………*-„ . . . . . „-„„_„„-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there

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………………………………..„„„-^*'';;;;;;;;| *-„ . . . . . . . . . . . „-*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^-„„Stranger: Wow!!!Stranger: Cooooooool !You: apparently you think this is supposed to be funnyYou: lolYou: well it is Stranger: is it you ? You: no Stranger: :DYou: are u a boy?Stranger: no You: oh okay im a girlYou: im 14 you?

Stranger: 16Stranger: from ? You: from soompiStranger: soompi ???Stranger: Where is it You: its a forums. im not going to tell you where im from lolYou: unless u go firstYou: where u from?

Stranger: :pStranger: korea You: OMMO! You: (haha!)You: Annyeong ;DStranger: WowStranger: Annyeong Stranger: :-DStranger: OMMOYou: this is so cool!You: a person from korea!You: do u listen to dbsk?

You: OFCOURSE YOU DO!

Stranger: what dbsk ? You: who do you like best?You: OMG YOU DONT KNOW DBSKYou: @_@

Stranger: aha !Stranger: hahahahahaYou: where in korea are u?Stranger: I knowYou: like in seoulStranger: Why don't you speak in korea ? Stranger: Korean Stranger: ?Stranger: Hangul You: i dont speak koreanYou: i can only read hangeulStranger: Why?Stranger: oh ..You: because? lolStranger: Than, you are korean, but you don't speak in korean ???Stranger: ?????Stranger: lol You: no, i just watch a lot of korean dramas and i learned how to read hangeul by myselfYou: ;DYou: you? do you take english lessons?Stranger: aha . Stranger: Yeah . but i don't speak in English wellStranger: lolStranger: Because i'm a student yet lol Stranger: 안녕하세요 You: uhm so, you want me to teach you a bit?Stranger: ^^You: yeah i can read thatStranger: Of course ~!!!!!!!!Stranger: 반갑습니다Stranger: ^^Stranger: Can you read that also ? You: yes, but i'm not sure what it meas, does it mean "it's nice to meet you"?You: bangabsibmidaStranger: Right !! ^^ !! I'm really happy to meet you !!You: LOL You: ;DStranger: :] You: okay so do you have HW or something in english classYou: you want help with?Stranger: Yes !Stranger: But how Stranger: 어떻게 하죠 ? Stranger: :-Stranger: :-OYou: i dont know what that means =0 why dont u just roughly translate it and ill check the grammarStranger: yeah . Stranger: Thanks !Stranger: :-DStranger: umm....Stranger: That's mean " How can i do ? "Stranger: I Think. you are so really really good man ^^Stranger: I havemStranger: I haven met people like youYou: aww really? i like helping people You: uhm, i don't get it D; when do you say 어떻게 하죠 ? Stranger: um You: when you're saying hello or what?

You: @_@?

Stranger: Whan i people meet ..Stranger: or .. You: OHH I GET IT!You: I think it's supposed to beYou: "How do you do?"

You: Like, "how are you?"

Stranger: .... no ..... That mean .. Stranger: " How can i do ?? " You: But .. "How can I do?" is grammatically incorrectStranger: My mistake Stranger: Oh really !?!?!??!!?!?Stranger: lolStranger: i am sad ... Stranger: ;p;You: Awww, you just need to practice/study!You: even more <3You: and you'll get itYou: HWAITING!Stranger: hahaha ^^Stranger: Thanks !!You: i know what's ily in korean lolYou: sarangheStranger: "What can i do" << is it incorrect ? You: OHHH! YES!

Stranger: :-DYou: So it's when you ask someone if you can do anything for then?

You: *THEMStranger: Yea h Stranger: Right !You: GO WATCH HARRY POTTERYou: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince when it comes outStranger: I dont like harry potter You: OMG REALLY?! 0=Stranger: :-o because he is ugly You: But, that's not a reason to be discouraged to read Harry Potter.You: <_<You: Looks do not determine how a far a book can go.Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋStranger: It;s just joke .. Sorry ;PStranger: Korean's joke :OYou: Uhm ok LOLStranger: Okay !!Stranger: Thanks my friend !! ^^You: omg why?You: are you going off now?

Stranger: No You: ohh okay You: :DStranger: :DStranger: ^^]You: do you have twitter?Stranger: No .. You: T-T awwStranger: What twitter ? Stranger: lolStranger: ㅠ.ㅠ You: twitter.comStranger: ? You: oh okay nvm about twitterYou: *nvm = nevermindStranger: What site ? You: nevermind haha ;DYou: uhm ok i have to go nowYou: ;DYou: study well!You: you can do it!

Stranger: Okay ㅠ.ㅠ You: wish me luck in chemistry.You: <_<Stranger: ^^ Stranger: !Stranger: Which you watch korea drama ???Stranger: lol is it correctly ?Stranger: Grammer .. You: "which korean dramas do you watch?"

You: ;DStranger: aha Stranger: lol Sorry Stranger: which korean dramas do you watch?You: and grammar is spelled with an aYou: uhmm ...You: Goong ;DStranger: 궁 ? You: andd, everyone here likes boys over flowesYou: *flowersYou: yesYou: ;DStranger: Wow really ?Stranger: i did'n know that 궁 is famous in over the world You: actually, it is! haha!You: okay then logging off nowYou: byeee ;DYou: *hugs*Stranger: Bye eeeee !Stranger: 잘가요 Stranger: bbStranger: ㅠㅠStranger: " Good bye " You: OMMOStranger: ?You: I forgot to say my name!

You: My name is BelleYou: ;DYou: You?

Stranger: Bye belle ^^ Stranger: Lee ji yeon Stranger: Yun Stranger: Lee ji Yun You: Do you have like an email address so we can keep in touch>You: ?

Stranger: CENSORED

Stranger: ^^You: okay dont go off yetYou: ill email youStranger: ^^ !! Stranger: >< Stranger: u?You: okay wait ill email uYou: ;DStranger: Your E mail address Stranger: What is ~ Stranger: Where is ? Stranger: ....Stranger: What is your E mail address ? You: just wait im not done yetYou: ^^You: patience, ji yun!

Stranger: Okay ^^ Stranger: I will Stranger: Bye !!!! ㅠ/ㅠ lol You: OMG WHY?!You: YOU GOING OFF NOW?!

You: THERE ;DYou: I SENT YOU AN EMAIL!

Stranger: Yes because my brother said " It's my computer time !!!! "You: awwYou: check your emailsYou: firstStranger: Okay ^^You: and email me back! *hugz*You: be back soon ;DStranger: Oka y ^^^^^^^ Stranger: Good bye ~!!You: BYE

[orangesmartie92]

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You: i am a dinosaur

Stranger: me too

You: what colour?

You: i'm not related to barney

Stranger: i am

You: I'm green

You: so you're purple

Stranger: age?

You: 17

You: you?

Stranger: i87

You: 15?

Stranger: no 87

Stranger: im OLD pinkberry

You: you are a female

Stranger: sure why not.

You: well you talk like one

You: no guy says pinkberry

You: unless they are gay

Stranger: i am a pruple dinoaur

You: right. i'm a green one

You: but i'm a female dinosaur

Stranger: Im in ATL

Stranger: you

You: montreal

Stranger: why is every girl on here 17?

Stranger: no 87 year olds for me/

You: it's the perfect age

You: 87 year old people type like snails

Stranger: this is true

You: yeah. but you type pretty fast

You: so you must be 78

You: those people type fast

Stranger: here i'll type slow from now on

Stranger: h

Stranger: e

Stranger: l

Stranger: l

Stranger: o

You: my dad does that

You: typing with one finger

Stranger: does what type?

Stranger: one finger people are cool

Stranger: are you jealous?

You: no. it's so irritating. he moves so slowly

Stranger: is he 87?

You: green dinosaurs like me move fast. and no he's 56

Stranger: 56 is OLDer than me

You: are you 37?

Stranger: for realz im 22

You: oh

You: and you are a female right?

Stranger: hence why the 17 year olds are annoying

Stranger: no im a dude

You: what?

You: eh

You: i'm cooler than most people

Stranger: eh? you wanna puke? I have a bag for that

You: i can solve the rubics cube

Stranger: i can count to 13

You: i have a brown paper bag

Stranger: does it say Bloomingdales on it?

You: no it says princess lulu

Stranger: if so...we cant talk anymore

You: that's alright

Stranger: princess huh?

You: well yeah

Stranger: +brown paper bag

Stranger: i dont see the link

You: all brown paper bags have that

You: do you live under a rock?

Stranger: yes

You: like patrick?

Stranger: DON'T TALK SMACK ABOUT PATRICK

Stranger: We roll deep

You: i'm his best friend

Stranger: no i am.

Stranger: damn it.

You: you aren't. you're not a sponge

Stranger: im his pants

You: you're a purple dinosaur

You: i lied about my identity

Stranger: on his pants

Stranger: you're not a princess

You: i'm patrick's pants

Stranger: ?

Stranger: with a brown bag?

You: no i'm lulu

You: on the bag

You: on patrick's pants

Stranger: who is this lulu?

You: the princess on the paper bag

Stranger: bag on the patrick's pants?

You: yes

You: if you watch closely

Stranger: ooooh

You: it's there

Stranger: no it all makes sense.

You: great

You: so who are you?

Stranger: Atlanta...i already said that.

Stranger: lol

You: not where you're from

You: who are you?

You: are you really spongebob's pants?

Stranger: who am i? I am Patrick's pants

You: for real?

Stranger: Can't you tell?

You: no

You: it's the internet

You: I 'm actually an undercover cop

You: looking for pedos

You: they're everywhere

Stranger: im a pedo

You: you're patrick's pants

You: you can't be a pedophile

Stranger: but am a pedo with a brown bag

You: I'm the one with the brown bag

Stranger: i hate tv.

Stranger: so boring

You: time is running out. TV's are cool

You: there's a life on the line here

Stranger: i gotta get new glasses so i gotta go.

You: alright

You: make sure they are thick framed

You: and stylish

Stranger: their lame.

You: like superman

Stranger: they're*

You: grammar

You: is essential

You: thank you for correcting that

Stranger: i failed at the grammer.

You: or i would have apprehended you for committing such a crime

You: you made a mistake in your last sentence

Stranger: your a pedo cop...not grammer nazi

You: i'm both

Stranger: you're

You: it's 'i fail at grammar'

You: with a capital I of course

You: please fill out the form properly

Stranger: why do girls do that?

You: capitalize their I's?

Stranger: Anyways, i gotta go for real, gotta be there before 7

You: alright

Stranger: bye

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Stranger: hi

You: patrick? is that you?

Stranger: yes

You: save me

Stranger: what is it

You: i've been kidnapped.

Stranger: no :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo\

You: there's no more time left

You: seriously

Stranger: i'll kill my self

You: the guy is coming back right now

You: please.

You: i'm begging you

You: help me

Stranger: what should i do

You: come save me

You: if you are a good detective you'll know what to do

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You: hello

You: my name is ran mouri

You: i'm 17 years old

Stranger: Hello, this is office Winnfield here with my partner, we are going to ask you a bunch of questions.

Stranger: First thing's first

You: yes

Stranger: Can you describe what Marcellus Wallace looked like?

You: yes

Stranger: Did he look like a pinkberry?

You: he's a woman

You: grey hair

You: naggy

Stranger: WELL, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO john tesh HIM LIKE A pinkberry!?

You: i'm not

You: i'm not

You: please

You: don't take it the wrong way

You: i only saw him

You: that's it

You: once

You: i already have a boyfriend

Stranger: That's funny.

Stranger: 'Cause my partner here doesn't believe you.

You: he's a detectivet oo

You: too*

Stranger: See, he's a really crazy white motherjohn tesher.

You: his name is shinichi. please look him up

You: maybe you know him?

Stranger: So you better answer me quick now boy, did you or did you not john tesh Marcellus Wallace?

You: i'm a girl

You: and no

You: i don't swing that way

You: marcellus took off her wig

You: and she told me not to tell anyone

Stranger: Oh mini cooper, my bad. We got the wrong house again.

You: but since you're a cop

Stranger: Hey, is this your hamburger?

Stranger: Would you mind if I took a bite?

You: no, is it from mcdonalds?

Stranger: Mmhh, that's one tasty hamburger!

You: stop

You: please

You: don't go any further

Stranger: Give me some of that soda too!

You: no

You: it's mine

You: i paid for it

You: it's grape

You: you'll hate it

Stranger: Whoops, too late missy.

You: stop

You: seriously

Stranger: Come on Vega, let's try the next house.

You: i;ll call the cops on you

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Stranger: hey

You: i didn't take the money

Stranger: yes you did

You: i swear

You: it was robert

You: he tried to frame me last time

Stranger: whos robert

You: look pete

You: stop joking around

Stranger: im not pete my name is sados

You: robert tried to frame me and now i might go to jail

Stranger: ur not gonna go to jail

Stranger: calm down

You: no you don't understand

Stranger: im a good defense attorney

Stranger: yes i do

You: he made it look so real

You: there's no hard evidence

You: even i thought i did it

You: he's that good

You: seriously.

You: robert told me this over the phone last night

You: i think i'm going to kill him today

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: whats roberts last name

You: willson

You: the time is limited

You: this happened 14 years ago

Stranger: hmm

You: the statue of limitations is near

Stranger: IS THIS FOR REAL MAN CAUSE IM TRIPPING OUT?!

You: if i don't figure this out.

You: i don't know what to do

You: yes it's for real

You: look

You: and he killed someone already

Stranger: what

You: look

You: he took the money and killed ther person

You: it was a locked room case

Stranger: u shouldnt be telling me this i am the government

You: ok

You: this is what happened

You: this guy, okay, he went to this detective. he's very famous. maybe you know him?

You: mouri kogoro

You: and told him to check out what happened

You: he came back hom with the detective and entered fred's room

You: but fred was asleep

Stranger: i dont know of that detective

You: oh. well he's really popular

Stranger: nah if i dont know him he cant be that popular

Stranger: im the government

You: anyway, fred was at his desk and was sleeping. and then robert tried to wake him up. but the he was dead.

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You: hello my name is edogawa conan

Stranger: hello im a guy

You: me too

Stranger: ello

You: i was shrunk

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You: i'm not talking to a stranger

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so

You: are you pete?

You: please say you are

You: i've been looking for you

Stranger: pete?

You: pete. pete wilson

You: TELL ME you're him

Stranger: no sorry

You: fine

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Stranger: hiya

You: sup

Stranger: nothing special

Stranger: ate some noodles

You: i lov noodles <33

Stranger: how much do you love noodles?

You: hmm

You: alot

Stranger: I love noodles more than I love my mom

You: o_O

You: thats messed up lol

Stranger: i know

Stranger: I could sleep on noodles

Stranger: and marry noodles

You: i see...

You: i could...

You: just eat them

You: ;P

Stranger: noodles <3

Stranger: that's not a lot

You: o-o

You: well...

You: i like...

You: cup of noodles

You: n ramen

You: ;D

Stranger: I could kill a person to get some noodles

You: hmmm

You: what kind do u like? ;D

Stranger: I like everything equal

You: RITE...

You: I guess..

You: i dont really luv them...

You: like i said

You: ;(

You: sorry

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: well, gotta go make love with some noodles

Stranger: <3

Stranger: bye

You: byee

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[Guest rainie*]

Stranger: hey

You: HI I'M SEARCHING FOR LOVE

You: WHAT'S LOVE

You: I'M ON A EPIC QUEST D:

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[Guest luckyclover]

Stranger: u a girl? or guy?

You: i'm a man

You: baby

You: <3

Stranger: wow

Stranger: im not ur baby

You: aww.

You: well i'll have to go then.

haha, i love this site<3

[Guest pour dieu]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: horny

You: my SAT class sucks man

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[Guest mewberry]

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: john tesh you!

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o.o that was fun xD

[Guest Rainify]

Stranger: ))) double chin

You: Do you have an extra leg I can borrow ?>

Stranger: i have more than one extra if youd like

You: Great. Would you mind sawing one off and tossing it out the window for me ?

Stranger: yeah only if you can catch though

You: Oh, I'll catch it, don't worry. I've got my frying pan out and ready.

Stranger: cannibal much?

[Guest Rainify]

Stranger: hey (:

Stranger: m/f?

You: m.

Stranger: g :]

Stranger: oops i meant f*

Stranger: lol

You: lol wtf

Stranger: i know, i know.

Stranger: laaame.

You: yeah, tell me about it.

You: so who are you.

Stranger: i'm lily. :] 17, long island. and all that mini cooper.

Stranger: who are you?

You: i'm leo.

You: i'm 20.

Stranger: nice to meet you, leo.

You: i'm a handyman.

Stranger: like the actor, lol.

You: LOL

Stranger: except i'm sure you're hotter than him. ;]

You: totally.

You: and less horomonal

Stranger: niceeee. :]

Stranger: that's good to hear.

Stranger: he bothers me. --

You: oh. sorry. i kinda like the fellow.

Stranger: haha, it's okay.

Stranger: so does everyone else.

Stranger:

You: so what are you doing ?

Stranger: cleaning the house :/ and having a party tonight (:

Stranger: and yourself?

You: fixing the floorboard.

got some nasty mini cooper on it.

You: sounds fun. what kind of party ?

Stranger: ugh, that suckss. :[

Stranger: a dinner party (:

Stranger: that's what we long islanders are known for, lol.

You: oic. what else are long islanders known for ?

Stranger: hopefully it will be...idk how i'm throwing this thing with a bad migraine and my sickness :/

Stranger: oic? lol what's that?

You: so cancel it. can't do it with a migraine.

You: OIC = Oh I see.

Stranger: hmm...mostly just our parties (: oh, and pinkberryiness. there's a lot of that here.

You: Ah.

Stranger: wow, i can't believe i didn't see the "oh i see" in oic

You: Intriguing.

You: Lol. S'okay.

Stranger: haha yeahh :]

Stranger: i don't appreciate it, but yeah

Stranger: the pinkberryiness, i mean.

You: Ah. Well not everyone can be bean pie, right ?

Stranger: ugh, god. i want to cancel it. :] but i can'ttt.

You: LOL. Why ?

Stranger: yeah, that's true. but a lot of people are.

Stranger: because my best friend's already on her way. :]

Stranger: haha, i'd feel bad..

You: I see. So what are you doing HERE, when you should probably be getting ready ?

Stranger: i'm already ready, haha. :]

Stranger: i don't know...this is a good place to unwind i guess. haha.

You: Oh. Talking to complete strangers, is your method of unwinding ?

Stranger: lol, i guess so :] if that's how you're going to put it.

You: Nothing wrong with that.

Stranger: of course not.

Stranger: just as long as you don't say, "20/male/horny I WANT NAKED PICS", i'm cool with you :]

Stranger: i've gotten waay too much of that today, lol. not very fun. :]

You: No. Don't worry.

Stranger: then again, you don't seem like that type at all :]

You: Not really.

Stranger: so i take it back, lol.

You: Thanks. Appreciate it.

Stranger: lol, no problem (:

Stranger: i mean, a little harmless flirting is just that...harmless ;]

Stranger: but i don't really care to know whether someone's horny

You: I see. Neither do I.

You: I'm not the typical kind of guy.

Stranger: lol that's good :]

Stranger: typical guys are so overrated.

Stranger: haha.

You: Very much so.

Stranger: so what are you doing on this lovely friday night?

You: Fixing the floorboards. Old house. Some... stains won't come out.

Stranger: ugh, that sucks :/ must be pretty difficult. are you doing anything after that? (:

You: Oh, I have my ways around stains. It'll come out in no time.

I have... other... business to attend to. People who are waiting for me.

Stranger: business? haha, nice. are you single btw? i mean... i don't mean to be so curious, but just wondering (:

You: To be technical, yes. But I've got my eyes on a certain brunette.

Stranger: awww:] that's adorable! and who might that certain brunette be? lol.

You: A very kind, but stubborn brunette.

Stranger: she sounds pretty nice, like you (:

You: Except I'm less ... stubborn than her.

You: I've known her.. for a while now.

You: She's just started to notice me though.

Stranger: oooh, sounds mysterioussss.

Stranger: you sound...hesitant when you're talking about her.

Stranger: why is that?

Stranger: like you're ... careful about something.

Stranger: secretive, maybe?

You: I'm not supposed to ... be involved in relationships, in my current situation.

Stranger: and what would your current situation be?

Stranger: come on...you're still young and you sound like fun ;] you should be enjoying yourself!

You: My line of work, asides from being a handyman doesn't quite allow me to date. I'm in... networking.

You: Oh, I'm young. In a sense. Physically, anyway.

Stranger: ohh...it doesn't? lol of course you're young. :] no matter what, you should just be enjoying yourself.

Stranger: once you get married and have kids and mini cooper, life's not gonna be the same ;]

Stranger: might as well john tesh mini cooper up now than later. lol

You: Oh, I suppose.

You: Marriage.. wasn't quite the thing on my mind though.

Stranger: oh c'mon now

Stranger: you know you want to.

Stranger: oh, and AGREED. commitment isn't the first thing on my list, lol. i get bored with people easily. :]

You: Really now ?

You: And why is that ?

Stranger: i have a hard time staying...commited.

Stranger: [sp?]

Stranger: my brain has turned into mush now that it's summer. lmao

You: I see. I can understand, when it comes to commitment. But it's not the difficulty of staying interested. It's the... situation.

Stranger: oh. i guess i'm the opposite. i find it really hard to stay interested, actually. and it takes me quite a long time to really, truly trust someone. the same goes for loving someone. i can't just get in a relationship and say "i love you too" after that person has. it takes a long, long time. :]

You: I understand. Love isn't easy, but it's even worse when someone is telling you how you feel.

Stranger: true. it especially hurts when the person you love doesn't love you back...

Stranger: that's the worst pain ever, i think.

You: I suppose. But it hurts too, when two people love each other; and they're forbidden to.

You: ...To express... their feelings for one another.

Stranger: that would be such a difficult kind of love for me, if it were to happen.

Stranger: i really hope that never happens, but you never know...

Stranger: i would feel horrified if someone forbade me to love someone...

You: Yeah. I'm no clairvoyant, but I'm doomed to this kind of love.

Stranger: i don't think that anyone's really...unlucky when it comes to love. more like...john teshed. only for a short while though.

Stranger: i'm not the biggest optimist, but i'm sure that things will get better for you.

You: Oh, I certainly hope so.

You: I hope my bosses will understand some day. They're quite strict though. About.. certain relationships.

Stranger: it will, it will. ;] time will tell.

Stranger: certain relationships? oh god, how lame of them. that is really, really upsetting. awww. :[

You: Yes. Well, ... I'm used to it. That rule's been there a while now. Long... enough for me to accept it.

Stranger: i guess. i don't know what i would do if something like that happened to me. ugh, i would die. :/

You: Don't worry. I already have.

Stranger: noooo! don't die!

You: That won't be happening any time soon.

Stranger: lol i sure hope not ;

Stranger: ;] *

Stranger: shiiit.

You: Unless someone shoots me. I don't know, with an arrow or something.

Stranger: that won't be happening any time soon either. at least, i hope not.

Stranger: ugh, gotta go. :/ friends are heree. it was nice meeting you love :]

Stranger: have a nice night.

You: Alright. You too.

Stranger: thanks :] later, then.

You: Have a good night with your friends !

Stranger: haha i will!

For anyone who watches or has watched the TV series CHARMED, you'll understand. Understand that this "17 year old Long Islander" is stupid as HECK. And pretty slow.

[Guest Octopus__]

You: Howdy thurr.

Stranger: why hellloooo. how are you

You: I'm feeling mighty sexy-fine. You?

Stranger: ohh thats lovelyy. and gooooodddd.

You: oooh. Extra vowel game! Two can play at thiiiiiiis~

You: xD

Stranger: alright. whats that?

You: ..nothing? o.o

Stranger: oh nvm i get it!

You: haha, oh good

Stranger: sorrryyyy! hahahaaaaaa

You: I was like, "Do I have to explain this?"

You: I guess not.

Stranger: haha no i was having a blonde momeeeeeeent

You: Well, I don't think we should play. Too much extra typing ftl.

You: You're blonde?

Stranger: yeah i know seriously lol. and yupp

You: Ahhh~. Female or male ;D

Stranger: haha female.

You: Sexyyy

Stranger: you?

You: Tranny? owo

You: that count?

You: right?

You: o.o

Stranger: umm yeahhh.

Stranger: hashhaa

You: Woot.

You: Err.. actually no, not really haha

You: I'm a female

Stranger: haha oh alright.

You: I didn't know how to carry out my tranny plan

You: duuurn

Stranger: ohhhh nooo.

You: how'd you find this place?

Stranger: friends on polyvore.

Stranger: you?

You: Soompi forums, haha

You: that place is my asian haven

Stranger: haha, cooolll.

You: Dude, do you get calls from Direct TV?!

You: They keep calling me on my cellphone

Stranger: no haha. thats wierddd.

You: and I'm like, "john tesh OFF."

Stranger: haha smoooth.

You: But they keep DOING IT!!

Stranger: i wonder whyy?!

You: >>; durn people. They even leave voicemails

Stranger: those creeps. lol

You: They think I'm some kind of.. Old man that needs his Direct TV porn or something

Stranger: oh thats funny lol.

You: leaving messages like, "Sir, if you call back and please confirm your installation date, it will help us out a lot."

You: I'm just deleting all the messages

You: Had like seven so far

Stranger: thats a goood idea.

Stranger: oh my! but i've g2g byebye!

You: BYEEE~

You: HAVE A NICE DAY!

Stranger: you too!

You: RAWRRRR.

Direct TV people need to eff off badly. DD:

[Guest o w o ♥]

Stranger : Orange Cowboy.

You : Strawberry.

Stranger : Yes.

You : No.

Stranger : You're odd.

You : You're normal.

Stranger : Thank you.

You : Your welcome.

Stranger : I love you.

You : I hate you.

Stranger : HOW DARE YOU REJECT MY DECLARATION OF LOVE?! D;

Stranger has disconnected.

HAHA THAT WAS A FUNNY CONVO. I laughed like heck.

[Guest Mishimooshoo]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: heey!

Stranger: o hai

You: u a girl?

You: or boy?

Stranger: boy

Stranger: ur hoping for a girl

Stranger: perv

You: no

You: im a girl

You: lol

Stranger: OH

Stranger: well rape my titties theres a girl on the internet

Stranger: john tesh

You: haha well suck my richard simmons theres a dude!

You: haha

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so i see

You: yes im a girl with a richard simmons

Stranger: beter than i imagined...

Stranger: where is this man lady located

You: inside new york

You: how about u booby man

Stranger: california

Stranger: right next door

You: more like down the street

Stranger: yeah

You: waaay down

Stranger: yeah

You: so wat brings u to omegle

Stranger: cause

Stranger: ball sack

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[xHennyx]

Hahaha this is my pretending to be a 39 years old hungarien gay man. No offence to gays. ._.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: Hello

Stranger: hwo are you?

Stranger: how

You: Good you? ^-^

Stranger: bored

You: Same same

You: Timmy?

Stranger: No, I'm Andrew.

You: Andrew eh....nice

Stranger: Canadian?

You: Hungarien ;D

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: male or female?

You: Male

Stranger: yum :]

You: You gay?

Stranger: yup

You: Awesome

Stranger: you too?

You: Duhh...

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yay

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 39

Stranger: oh

Stranger: 18 here

Stranger: but older men are hot :]

You: Don't worry I don't rape. I just kill

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: i should give you my address then

You: Okie dokie.

Stranger: would you come do me?

You: Definitly.

Stranger: then come to ny

You: NY?

Stranger: New York?

You: Oh. Riiiiight ;D

Stranger: pound me :]

You: No way. xD

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: are you a bottom? i could do you then

You: You wish

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you'd love me

You: Oh? Really..

Stranger: yeah

You: You too young

Stranger: yet legal

You: 18....not bad not bad...but I like younger kids

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: i'm too young at 18

Stranger: but you want younger

You: Yes yes

You: Indeed.

Stranger: well that's not fair i want you

Stranger: not some stupid younger person

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[Guest songhye]

this is scary o.o

everyone i've talked to is so boring... :\

[Guest infinite*]

So far, all the people I've talked to are .. horny. T-T

I'll edit if I ever get a decent conversation with someone.

[Guest milkbunny]

hahaha my convo is too rated r

this site is so funnny

Stranger: Hola.

You: my precious?

You: O.O

Stranger: wha?

You: smiggle

You: want ring

You: frodo got ring?

Stranger: Not the ring you're thinking of, lad...

[sugarlessgirl]

damn first try i got a creepy dude. so i messed with him HAH

[Guest redranger]

Well, that was lame.

You: HI

Stranger: hi

You: do you like to go poo

You: and sing

You: at the same time?

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