Ridiculous Kpop Lyrics!

[Guest dinosauur]

hahaha yeah like people have said micky's "i really want to touch myself" in purple line was hilarious

me and my friend listened to it over and over trying to figure out if he REALLY was saying it (and i guess he was) hahaha

big bang doesn't have as many weird/nonsense lyrics but their accents lead to weird interpretations i guess hahaha

big bang with u daesung's part:

It's getting tough in the scene

The place is jumping now

I grab her hand and proceedTo the crowd that's tumbling

but it kind of sounds like he's saying a dirty word instead of proceed >.>

and one of my friends heard "I grab her hand and her feet" hahahaha

v.i.p.

guhn deul myuhn sah nah oon STYLE BOY (WOAH!)

uhl eum chuh ruhm chah gah oon STYLE BOY (WOAH!)

yuh jah deul ee bahn hah neun STYLE BOY (WOAH!)

me and my friend thought they were saying "starbucks!" for the longest time. up until a couple months ago, actually hahaha we found out they were saying style boy after we finally looked up the lyrics hahaha

this thread is so funny

[Guest blissfully_unaware13x]

gosh i wish if they use english they would use it correctly because otherwise it's just ridiculous.

[Guest Llamallamaa]

LOL! This thread is hilarious xD

Here's one of my favorites...

SS501 - Everything

"I'm just loving you, whatever you are" LOL!

I still love the song, though =).

And who can forget the line in Deja Vu, "It's gonna be something spark" xP

Hooray for fobby english!!

[Guest The Legend]

i have one from the english version of BIG BANG by big bang i think it was YB's part.

Yo

She told me, that I was her one and only

She's no phony, she's my roni,

And she would always like to ride my pony.

whats a roni..?

[Guest ketchup?]

omg i don't have anything to share but dear god this thread made me die laughing LOL

edit

okay i will contribute!

hug *international version* by dbsk

once i say "i love you" i think you won't be gone (?)

cause we are too young to love so i can't stay little long

hold you in my arms

-jaejoong

i touch you and kiss you then hold you

to feel but in dream

-yunho

the "whenever you look in my eyes, there are so many smiles and teeYEURS" was pretty funny

actually the whole song is funny hahahah i love them anyways

[xChristineee]

the ONE line of lyrics that bother me soo much

DBSK purple line

micky "I really want to touch myself"

[ss5o1em]

hahaha yeah like people have said micky's "i really want to touch myself" in purple line was hilarious

me and my friend listened to it over and over trying to figure out if he REALLY was saying it (and i guess he was) hahaha

big bang doesn't have as many weird/nonsense lyrics but their accents lead to weird interpretations i guess hahaha

big bang with u daesung's part:

It's getting tough in the scene

The place is jumping now

I grab her hand and proceedTo the crowd that's tumbling

but it kind of sounds like he's saying a dirty word instead of proceed >.>

and one of my friends heard "I grab her hand and her feet" hahahaha

v.i.p.

guhn deul myuhn sah nah oon STYLE BOY (WOAH!)

uhl eum chuh ruhm chah gah oon STYLE BOY (WOAH!)

yuh jah deul ee bahn hah neun STYLE BOY (WOAH!)

me and my friend thought they were saying "starbucks!" for the longest time. up until a couple months ago, actually hahaha we found out they were saying style boy after we finally looked up the lyrics hahaha

this thread is so funny

haha.. yeh

my bf thought it was that dirty word lol

and he heard tumbling and tambourine lol

just remembered

se7en..

dont noe which song

but the beginning goes

"baby u is all i need"

and he says it so confidently

without ne music in the background too >.<

[xowildguyxo]

a roni..that's from an old song by Bobby Brown, it's called "tenderoni". It's stupid to me, but if u listen to it you'll see what he means.

BIG BANG - TOGETHER FOREVER

It was before G-D's rap, Dae Sung said:"Being inside of you is so heaven in my heart." WTF?! Inuendo maybe?

Then G-D's rap was:

I love you down in every way

It doesn't matter baby everyday

From the bottom to the top have it'cho way

It's all about the way you feel baby

Wanna make it like extacy

To where you're sayin' my name softly

And we can take it down south baby

Any freakin' route as long as you and I can be as one, hey

That brings soooooo many negative things in my mind.

[Guest strawberry_hit]

lol they are so hilarious...my neighbour might have thought i've gone crazy.

but i don't get it...there's a lot of korean in korea who know english very well not to mentin alot come from america..how could they let this happen...thoguh there's alot of funny one in japanese as well..dbsk..lol

Boa no.1 english version

- "cause i did some good, and i did some bad" O_O

[Guest loveyunho4ever]

yunho in sky !!

the krusty crab and the coo coo bees

i sending this as a gift to you

i thought you will like watching you..

under the uh, o ge sky...

haha i love his english fob .. this is why i love this guy ..

at least he tried with his cute way ..

but you have to admit ..only in the song you cant heard his english but it different when he speak !1

example like at the dream concert YUNHo did speak english . YOU COULD HEARD CLEAR THAT HE SAID " are you ready tonight . say dong bang . say shin ki . dong bang shin ki . and every body scream " ..

LOVE HIS FOBBY ENGLISH .

[Guest airen_seri]

Love this tread. Make me laugh, keep coming back to it. LOLZ

I have a few but i can't think of them right now. Yeahz... some of Big Bang songs my mind goes elsewhere whenever I hear their song.

And of course Mickey's one... when I first read the title of this thread I thought of Mickey instantly. The classic one that everyone has said is "I really wanna touch myself" When I first heard I was like what's he trying to say there. But DBSK is still cool!!!

[MythnoonA]

"Ooo child things are gonna get easy y'all" - Perry in Se7en's Startline (J-pop)

I think it's just Perry's style--he doesn't have a problem with English as far as I know. It would be kind of weird if he did. o.o But I think I can explain that line--there was a song in the 70's called 'O-o-h Child' by The Five Stairsteps. Many artists have used that same line in their songs, too.

I'm laughing so hard reading this, I couldn't see straight for a while.

"DID WE ASK YOU' got me bad. lol

the misheard lyrics are xD

[Guest shinhwabq]

yeah when i listen to eric's rapping im like wow..random..but for some reason eric's rapping sounds sooo good! i think his rapping is a cool thing to listen to~~

[theLOSER]

the ONE line of lyrics that bother me soo much

DBSK purple line

micky "I really want to touch myself"

Haha lol that is so freakin' hilarious!

Wtheck! i do not wanna listen to this song!

AHAHA LOL.

Bigbang's "Always"

- "No way I be shady or frontin'"

I think its a shame they put this in the song, It totally ruined it >.<

I like the korean verison better

Erics raps are hilarious, they don't make sense either >.<

& Mickys hahah!

I love this thread! So hilarious!

[Guest daisie]

It may not be the funniest, but 'we gotta purple like that' from Purple Line has become the most epic joke between me and one of my friends.

We even went as far as learning parts of the dance so we actually could purple like that.

My favourite:

'SHOW YOU WHAT'S BETWEEK'.

I find it hard to contain myself when I hear that.

[Guest kimeunjiiiii]

In "I'm Your Girl," by S.E.S, Eric and Andy's rap part is soooo funny.

Yeah, what's up what's up S.E.S !

We open up the new chapter - of funky New Jill Swing !

Here we come ! Here we come ! uh-come on !

I like S.E.S ya'll !(Yes S.E.S. ya'll)

we like S.E.S ya'll (Yes S.E.S. ya'll!)

You never don't stop. You never don't quit !

Kick out some sounds of the Hip-Hop Bear !

Now clap your hands everybody-

Now Move your feet everybody-

to the left(to the left) to the right (to the right)

now bring it back, fat rhythm of the free style !

Oh... My... God. So... dumb. When I heard that song again a couple of years ago, I thought they were saying something inappropriate in the "We like S.E.S ya'll!" line... O.o I love Shinhwa, but Eric and Andy's raps... are .... ARGH.

[Guest maydx93]

I think that the wonder girls's song SO HOT's lyrics are just conceited all the way!!!

[Guest huwipu]

dbsk's purple line "i want to touch myself" by micky... it's so weird.. and grossing me out!!

[Guest crazy51]

lol. tyhis thread is hillarious! very funny!

this is what I've been thought whenever I hear (some?) k-pop music. weirrrrd engrish lyrics..

[Guest ..kaleena..]

the ONE line of lyrics that bother me soo much

DBSK purple line

micky "I really want to touch myself"

SERIOUSLY!!!!!

I think that line has gotta be the most...bothersome line I've ever heard in a song before! hahaha, I think I'd rather hear fobby korean english rather than lines like that! haahha but oh well, hopefully there's a sane meaning behind it! hahahahaha