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[Guest JiN.x]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

[Guest blingup1]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Low

Level 1 - Limbo | High

Level 2 | Low

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low

Level 7 | Low

Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Guest Dollfie]

I got Seventh level of hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low

Level 2 Lustful High

Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low

Level 7 Violent Extreme

Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Haha, totally saw that coming.

[Guest]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow  without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptized children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[Guest Myako]

I got:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

My score:

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate

Level 2 Lustful Moderate

Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High

Level 7 Violent Low

Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

[Guest *~Winter.Melody~*]

i got level 1 - Limbo.

[Guest essekin]

Got myself a 7th level..

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Guest strawberry_hit]

lol 5th level. Really!!I haven't done anything to harm others...where will Hitler be...there wouldn't be a level high enough for him then if I got 5th. but oh well..i suppose not believing in god got me there. 

[Guest kels.huns]

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[Guest bbaumgul]

Virtuous none-believer. That sounds about right.

If I'm sharing the space with these people: "You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle."  I really have nothing to complain. Think of all the enlightening conversations I might have with them!

[Guest Laylipop]

Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!

Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Guest whitehaired]

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[kimbb4b]

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

oh man 

[Guest Gold Panda]

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by recycled iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the free thinkers, failing to believe in god, who make themselves audible via drunken karaoke. You will join the scientists and hipsters that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of stoners, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Looking for a cool girl to spend eternity in lvl 6 hell... pm me details.

[Irony.]

GG..  Seventh Level of Hell: Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Guest tiannie1430268553]

I got Purgatory.

Purgatory	Repending Believers	Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo	Virtuous Non-Believers	Low
Level 2	Lustful	High
Level 3	Gluttonous	Moderate
Level 4	Prodigal and Avaricious	Low
Level 5	Wrathful and Gloomy	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis	Heretics	Very Low
Level 7	Violent	Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge	Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers	High
Level 9 - Cocytus	Treacherous	Low

[Tart06]

I'm in Limbo! ... but then after that I guess it would have been Level 6, The City of Dis.. :x

[Gracy]

Sixth Level of Hell
That's just fantastic oh wow

[Guest -mangoV_V]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Fun

[ChoiJinChan]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.