Chat With A Stranger

[Guest xyunaxfantasiesx]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: 19 f usa

Stranger: and you?

You: 56/M/Iraq

Stranger: wow, cool

You: What are you wearing? =)

Stranger: creep

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Haha, I guess I'm the scary and creepy person.

I had some other ones that were pretty nasty...

[Guest Esclicer]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: so i herd u liek mudkipz?

You: do u liek dem mudkipz?

You: do u?

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: omgomgomg

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: i'm talking to a stranger!

You: my mommy said not to talk to strangers.

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You: hi

Stranger: hey asl

You: 300/trans/ocean

You: you?

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HAHAHAHAHA...

[Guest bubblegum-chum-cherry-bum]

no one typed for a full minute O____O

then i typed

but the person typed at the same time. so it collided like this:

Stranger: hi

You: freak.

Stranger: asl?

[Guest xspringrollsx]

Stranger: Go Squirtle!

You: yay pokemon!

You: but i want to be charizard

Stranger: Go Charizard!

You: -blows fire-

You: DIEEE!

Stranger: u blow me?

You: only

You: if

You: you

You: give

You: me

You: cookies

Stranger: what kind?

Stranger: oatmeal or chocolate chip?

You: for me to know, you to find out

Stranger: -Gives chocolate chip cookie-

You: wow ding ding!

You: just the one i wanted

You: -munch-

You: you sure are skilled in reading minds

Stranger: blow me?

You: i want more cookies

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: wat u doing?

You: >:]

You: chillaxing

Stranger: boy or girl?

You: in between

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[Guest Crunch]

Stranger: hey!.. gender, age and sexual orientation?

You: Your mom.

Stranger: sick john tesh

You: So what's your take on Pokemon?

You: Awesome, ain't it?

Stranger: pocket monsters

You: Chyeaaahhhh

Stranger: youll get herpes man

You: lol wut

Stranger: lolnut

You: I love you already.

Stranger: A TELEPORT MONSTER APPEARS

Stranger: MONSTER USES TELEPORT

Stranger: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

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Stranger: hi

You: HEYYYY.

Stranger: where r u from

You: I'M FROM WISCONSIN

You: THE CHEESE STATE

You: OFUFUFUFUFUFUFFU

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Stranger: hey'

You: HEY.

Stranger: asl?

You: NO.

Stranger: NAO!?

You: NO.

Stranger: YUS.

You: NO.

You: GET AWAY FROM MEEEE.

Stranger: ♥

You: D;

Stranger: ♥♥♥♥♥

You: THE LOVE IS OVERFLOWING.

Stranger: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

You: NOBODY'S PERFECT

You: I GOTTA WORK IT

Stranger: BBBBBEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA

You: AGAIN AND AGAIN TIL I GET IT RIIIIIIIIIGHT

Stranger: No johnny!

You: DDDD;

lolwut

[Guest pandapple*]

You: Welcome! This is Omegle- a site where you can chat to strangers from all over the world!

Stranger: fun

You: Currently there are 3222 users online

Stranger: it says 3209 on my end

You: You are wrong

You: Please try to co-operate

You: Now trackign your IP address 1285939292

Stranger: lol

You: We like to keep records on all our clients

You: Please pass on word of this website to others

Stranger: yes all of the countless strangers

You: Indeed

You: Interest status: Bored

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You: Welcome!

Stranger: hey

You: My name is Dave, i am currently 59 years old and looking for a partner

You: could you be the one?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: im a horny 12 year old, is that okay?

You: Eww, no

You: what do you take me for!

[Guest Banana Robot]

This one gave me creeps. I don't wanna go to that site anymore. Lawl.

[Guest crayon851]

soo all the users online are basically talking with eachother...

[Lavender.Sky]

WOW WHY'S EVERYTHING RELATED TO POKEMON?

edit hehe i've been on this for so long.

god it's just too much fun lmfao

[Guest eternal_bliss]

I got a few good conversations. Out of like 50 tries.

But this was the best one:

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Stranger: m or f?

You: trans

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: best of both worlds

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I gotta do that more often.

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Edit:

Stranger: asl

Stranger: hi

You: 18 trans usa

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Stranger: hii.. naughty f there? :$

You: i'm a trans

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That's probably the one word to get people to automatically disconnect.

I love messing with people. People who use asl so quickly are probably stalkers or horny teens anyways.

[Guest Music_Gurl]

I'm freaked now o Oo The person I talked to sounded like a stalker who got mad that I didn't give him/her the info they wanted so they left > o>

[Guest Esclicer]

the language may be a bit offensive but..

You: hello

Stranger: dude my penis is so big that if u laid it out on a keyboard it'd stretch from a-z

Stranger: wait, mini cooper

You: but a to z is only like....0.2cm apart

Wow, what a pooface. He totally got that off from Bash.

[Guest xsoozunbabo]

Stranger: hi

You: low

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: ( ;;

[Guest LGrace22]

at the end, i was on another thread and i forgot about the website lol xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: helloo

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how u

You: good

You: you??

Stranger: im cool

Stranger: just lost boyfreind

You: oh sucks

Stranger: yeah

You: i never had one

You: looll

Stranger: how old r u?

You: guess

Stranger: 13

Stranger: 14

Stranger: 15

Stranger: 16

Stranger: 17

Stranger: 18

Stranger: 19

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 21

Stranger: 22

Stranger: 23

Stranger: 24

Stranger: 25

Stranger: 26

Stranger: if u a 26 year old virgin then ur sad

Stranger: hello?

Stranger: bye

[Guest BootyFulMeh]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Tell me a recent dream that you have had.

You: uhhhh a huge cookie was chasing me

You: and then he ate me after he caught me

Stranger: Cute

You: nah uh...

You: he freaking ate me....

You: all because i ate him for breakfest that day

Stranger: Awww

Stranger: '-'

You: i thought i wasn't gonna be able to eat cookies after that..but the next day i ate his family for breakfest and lunch

You: *muahhaha*

Stranger: xD

Stranger: Ohhh yoooouuu

You: so how are ur dreams treating you?

Stranger: You don't wanna know =x

You: tell me...OMG WAS IT A COOKIE TO

You: baaaad cookies

Stranger: No cookies

Stranger: =x

Stranger: I wish

You: so what was it about?

Stranger: Almost had sex with my mom, killed 5 men, and my house flew into the sky

You: uhhhhhh the first one is SCARY...

You: and cool ur house flew into the sky

Stranger: Very xP

You: you know dreams come true sometimes or they forshadow something thats gonna happen...

You: which is a scary thing if cookies come alive and ate me...

You: or in ur case ur scary dream

Stranger: Oh hell no

Stranger: xD

Stranger: My dream isn't coming true

You: lol

Stranger: lol

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lol i was bored...

[Guest LooPee]

Stranger: you a Helena Bonham Carter fan?

You: no

Stranger: thats too bad

You: yeah

lol...xD

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You: hi?

Stranger: david?

You: no

Stranger: jammy?

You: no

Stranger: johnny？

You: lo... no

Stranger: lucinda?

You: no

Stranger: pinkberry?

You: yes...

You: lol

ahaha... xD

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Stranger: Guess a number between 0 and 100.

You: 25

Stranger: 25 is not correct try again Lower

You: 12

Stranger: 12 is not correct try again Higher

You: 23

Stranger: 23 is not correct try again Lower

You: 22

Stranger: 22 is not correct try again Lower

You: 21

Stranger: 21 is not correct try again Lower

You: 20

Stranger: 20 is not correct try again Lower

You: 19

Stranger: 19 is not correct try again Lower

You: 18

Stranger: 18 is not correct try again Lower

You: 17

Stranger: 17 is not correct try again Lower

You: 16

Stranger: Well done! You won an air guitar. Please continue guessing numbers

You: 15

Stranger: 15 is not correct try again Lower

You: 14

Stranger: 14 is not correct try again Lower

You: 13

Stranger: 13 is not correct try again Lower

You: 123

Stranger: 123 is not correct try again Lower

You: 12

Stranger: 12 is not correct try again Lower

You: 11

Stranger: 11 is not correct try again Lower

You: 10

You: 9

Stranger: 10 is not correct try again Lower

You: 8

Stranger: 9 is not correct try again Lower

Stranger: 8 is not correct try again Lower

You: 7

Stranger: 7 is not correct try again Lower

You: 6

Stranger: Well done! You won an air guitar. Please continue guessing numbers

You: 5

Stranger: 5 is not correct try again Higher

You: 6

Stranger: 6 is not correct try again Higher

You: 7

Stranger: 7 is not correct try again Higher

;;

[Guest angel_cutie]

You: where are you right now??

You: i've been waiting for 3 hours!!

Stranger: I'm....sorry

Stranger: I forgot all about it

You: WHY

You: why are you so mean to me

Stranger: It's not like that!

You: OH YAH!?!?

Stranger: come on, I'll buy you a coffee

You: i dont like coffee!

You: i want ice cream!

Stranger: all the ice cream in the world!

You: yes

Stranger: anything for you

You: yay

You: you can have coffee though,it tastes nasty

Stranger: ok thanks

[Guest hamdainvincible]

mine kind of went like...

hey

hey

and then where are you from talk,

and then I found out he/she was from Korea

and we talked about Korean artists,

and then I kind of got suspicious of the site

and told he/she I must go to bed.

hah, nice site but that's kind of... scary.

[Guest]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: john teshing hate the people on this website

You: then why do you go on it.

Stranger: They're either trolls or I am incapable of talking to them

Stranger: well

Stranger: because I have nothing better to do D:

You: ohhh.. . well do you have any hobbies

Stranger: I have talked to a few good people though

Stranger: and no, I have no hobbies

You: like me

You: ohh

Stranger: Maybe

Stranger: I don't know yet

Stranger: What do you think about viruses?

You: annoyingg why?

Stranger: Well

Stranger: I think they're interesting

Stranger: How do they produce the energy they need to reproduce and carry out life functions when they don't even take in nutrition?

You: ahh that's true

You: they're pretty interesting..

Stranger: Also, it seems their sole purpose is to destroy other organisms.

Stranger: I see you don't give a damn though.

You: they're smart

You: even though they aren't living

Stranger: Well yeah

You: i never thought of them that way..

Stranger: Honestly I think they are living

Stranger: they reproduce

Stranger: And move

You: kinda.. lytic cycle..

You: ehh.

You: but they don't have all the components of a living organism

Stranger: Do they need it?

You: yes

Stranger: A cow has multiple stomachs, we have one, doesn't make us any less alive

You: hm..

You: water moves.. but it's still not alive..

You: pfftt bad ex.

Stranger: water doesn't reproduce

You: truee..

Stranger: Well I'm Ray

Stranger: who might you be?

You: im angela

You: what brought you to this site?

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: I heard of it and thought it would be fun, and it can be when I don't get trolled :/

You: yeah i heard about it too.

You: first time.

Stranger: Oh? This is your first time on it or your first conversation?

You: first time on it and first conversation.

You: hahahah

Stranger: hah alright

You: yeahh i have no idea what im doing right now.

Stranger: Well it seems you're capable of holding up a decent conversation, unlike half the people here

Stranger: most of the time conversations go

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: You say you're underage or from somewhere too far away and the lemmings disconnect

Stranger: It's a bit annoying..

You: ohh i see. that's weirdd

Stranger: a bit

Stranger: Well i'm gonna go eat something

You: okayy.

Stranger: So have fun, bye.

You: thankss bye

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it was kinda weird. hahaha xD sorry it's mad long

[Guest cheerydumdum]

oh dear.

You: HI!

Stranger: cyber chat on cams ??

You: sorryyy. i don't have a webcam cuz i'm too cheap.

Stranger: u m or f

You: f

You: you?

You: m?

Stranger: m

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how old r you

You: 18

You: you?

Stranger: can us how me pic for u

Stranger: 22

You: sorry. i don't have any right now.

Stranger: from where are u

You: why?...what're you gonna do if i show you?

You: u.s.

Stranger: nothing but im horney a lil

Stranger: ..

Stranger: (A)

You: hm.

Stranger: can u help me in this

You: uh.

You: go watch some porn?

Stranger: want live

You: yeah sorry i don't have a webcam. honestly.

Stranger: and if u do u will show ?

You: okkkkk i think im gonna go now. have fun!

You: no. probably not.

Stranger: >??

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...AWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.