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Guest __imperfection

Guest __imperfection

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Stranger: a guy with a unibrow?

You: nah, more like a fat chick with chinky eyes :D

Stranger: nice, wish my eyes were chinky right now

You: just close them :D

Stranger: well i wish i was high

You: I wish i was hot ):

You: LOL

Stranger: like looked better?

You: of course, shaniqua is my idol

Stranger: whos that

Stranger: ?

You: google her. :D

Stranger:

shaniqua 578 up, 69 down love it hate it

get this on a mug

(n.) a common name used to mock/describe a Black woman from the inner city...this name would include all of the stereotypes: long fake braids, big butt, ghetto voice

You: LMFAO.

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Messing with ppl is fun :D

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Guest cathylovee

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BILL KAULITZ

Stranger: NO

Stranger: WRONG NUMBER

Stranger: I'M SORRY

You: AWWW!

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: WHY DO THIS TO ME

Stranger: IT WAS MY FAULT

Stranger: I'M THE ONE WHO PUT THE OWL IN YOUR GRAVY

Stranger: I'M SORRY

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMA DIE NOW

You: THANKS ALOT.

You: YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

Stranger: I'M SO SORRY

You: NO=( DONT DO THIS TO ME

Stranger: I'M SORRY BUT..KAREN...I'M LEAVING YOU FOR RACHAEL

You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: gimme my bill kaulitz

Stranger: no. I'm keeping him.

Stranger: Goodbye, Karen.

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Guest belzinghast

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i am looking for horny female for webcam chat on msn

You: I'm a horny horse looking to webcam chat on msn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Guest michiilah .

Guest michiilah .

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: are you real?

Stranger: inm a ghost

You: i'm batman

Stranger: asl

You: 56 male north pole

You: ;)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. i'm not a man in real life though.

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Guest babii_icepop_xo

Guest babii_icepop_xo

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Puhahahahaha, this site is so muuch fuun. *boomarks it*

Stranger: lauren ?

You: JACK?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. My fave convo. ;D

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Guest loreali1

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi im a monkey

Stranger: give me your cell phone number

You: monkeys dont own cellphones

Stranger: I just wanna try to send a sms abroad, what's your cell phone number?

You: i said monkeys dont own cellphones

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi we have been informed that you have robbed a bank

Stranger: DUDE HOW THE richard simmons DID YOU KNOW THAT!?! WHO TOLD YOU!?!

You: im god i know everything

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAOO. This is too hilarious.

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Guest lilxaznxgal

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Mine was just..Asian-ness. :P

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Back to the days when we were so young and wild and free

Nothing else matters other than you and me

So tell me why can't it be

Please let me live my life my way

Why do you push me away

I don't want nobody nobody nobody nobody but you.

You: LOOL.

You: SONGS.

You: WONDER GIRLS - NOBODY.

You: XD

Stranger: YEAHHH

You: YEAH YEAH.

Stranger: k-pop fan?

You: DANG RIGHT.

Stranger: WOOT~

You: XD

You: BIG BANGG.

You: DBSK.

You: SUJU.

Stranger: YEAHHH

Stranger: <3

You: YOU KNOW SUPER JUNIOR?

You: M.

Stranger: OF COURSE

You: HOW BAOUT HENRY LAU?

You: LOL.

Stranger: YEAH

You: I KNOW HIS SISTER.

Stranger: RLY?

You: HE WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL.

You: YEAH.

Stranger: O:

Stranger: Did you talk?

You: MY BORTHER'S GOOD FRIENDS WITH HER.

You: LOL.

Stranger: O:

Stranger: WOW

You: He was a sr when i was like.

You: in 8th grade.

You: so by the time.

Stranger: that's soo cool

You: i went to hs.

You: he was like.

You: done hs.

You: BUT.

You: YEAH.

You: :]

Stranger: AWESOME<3

You: he comes back all the time.

You: YEAH.

You: ANYWAYH.

You: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG?

Stranger: by?

You: anything.

Stranger: I love many songs XDDD

You: xD

You: You watch dramas?

Stranger: YES OMFG

Stranger: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

You: LOLL.

You: I WATCHED SHINING INHERITANCE RECENTLY.

You: DUDE.

Stranger: OMFG

You: THAT'S JUSTTT.

You: GAH.

Stranger: I LOVED THAT

You: YEAHHH.

You: BOF?

Stranger: YEAHH

You: DANG RIGHT.

Stranger: DUDE

Stranger: you're awesome

You: I KNOW.

You: XD

Stranger: but you're beautiful is best

You: XD

You: What else ha veyou watched?

Stranger: MANY

Stranger: like all

Stranger: ROFL

You: LOLL.

You: COFFEE PRINCEEE.

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: BB's parody<3

You: 2NE1.

You: XD

Stranger: I <3 2NE1

You: MMHMM.

You: BOA.

You: I DON'T LIKE.

You: HER US

Stranger: LOL

You: DEBUT STUFF.

You: GAH.

Stranger: LOOLL

Stranger: she wasnt that suceessful

You: I KNOW.

You: D:

You: buttt.

You: she's still cool.

Stranger: yeah (:

Stranger: do you like 2PM?

You: yeahh.

You: YEAH.

You: DUDE.

You: JAE LEFT.

You: GAH.

Stranger: JAEBUM

Stranger: <3<3

You: I KNOW.

You: D:

Stranger: WILD BUNNY

Stranger: DID YOU WATCH?

You: I DIDN'T HAVE TIME YET.

You: BUT.

You: I WWWWIIIILLLLLL.

Stranger: /SRLSY? WATCH IT

Stranger: MUSUUUUUUST

Stranger: FUNNIEST THING EVER

You: KAYS.

You: I'LL DO IT LIKE LATERR.

Stranger: GOOD (:

Stranger: do you have soompi?

You: LOL.

You: WHO DOESN'T?

You: XD

Stranger: ROFL.

You: yeahh.

Stranger: well, it's really late where I live, and I told myself to get off after someone recognizes 'nobody'

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: so it was nice talking to you

You: LOL.

You: yeaahh. :]

You: you too.

You: wait.

You: o---o

Stranger: yes?

You: you live in North America?

You: or no?

Stranger: yeah

You: it's like 10:12 here.

You: o___o

Stranger: yeah but i have to study ROFL

You: LOL.

Stranger: for a HUFE TEST

You: PROCRASTINATORS.

Stranger: *HUGE

You: LOLL.

Stranger: YESS

You: xd

You: xD*

You: This site's addicting.

Stranger: ROFL

Stranger: I KNO XDD

You: YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON.

You: THAT I HAVEN'T SCARED OFF YET.

You: LOL.

Stranger: ROFL

Stranger: HAHAHA

You: LOL.

You: YEAH.

Stranger: you should post this convo here

Stranger: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=283336

Stranger: LOOL

Stranger: gotta go study now T________T

You: OKAAY.

Stranger: byee :D really nice talking to you

You: XD

You: SAMEE.

You: :]

Stranger: LOOL

Stranger: BYE

You: KAYS.

You: BYEEE.

Stranger: (:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Guest BaoxBao

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Lmfao! It was so scary... the person was like, "How big are your ..." and yeahh... I'm freaked out...

Lols You should have said something like you have a penis or something XD

miens was o.0....

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: this is strange

Stranger: sooo strange

Stranger: :)

Stranger: luv u

You: ok

You: lol

You: u male or female

Stranger: female

Stranger: why?

You: just wondering

You: i am too

You: o_o yeaaa

Stranger: god i hate being a virgin

Stranger: i wish i had someone

Stranger: thats why i came on this

Stranger: fine dont reply

Stranger: be a pinkberry

Stranger: john tesh u

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: \i need u

Stranger: right now

Stranger: john tesh u then

You: o.0

You: srry

Stranger: u no i didnt mean that baby

You: i was away

Stranger: better be or ill find u and kill u :) by the way where do u live?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: hey john tesher

Stranger: aNSwer me you rainbow

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: i need u in my life

You: u crazy pinkberry

You: :P

Stranger: why do u hurt me

You: cause ur crazy

Stranger: Like a fox!

Stranger: whorwe

Stranger: rainbow*

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: john tesh you!

Stranger: luv u

You: go screw urself

Stranger: this means nothing to you!!!

LMAOS Nice one Mine's just...weird...he's like "measurements?" x.x'

Stranger: hi

You: yo

You: o.o

Stranger: asl?

You: Your ghey =o

&

Stranger: Hi!

You: yo =o

Stranger: HELO!!

You: HAIS!!

Stranger: HOLA!

You: ADIOS

Pretty Random.. o.o'

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Guest ovaltinejenkins

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i've been replying to "hi" with either

strygnyas armang?

or

my life is average.

hahaha.

strygnyas armang is totally made up by me btw... and whenever i typed that, they immediately disconnected lol

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Guest lil_viet_girl204

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You: HI

Stranger: i miss licking it...

Stranger: i miss sucking it...

You: sucking and licking what?

Stranger: i miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it...

Stranger: damn it! i wish i didnt drop my popsicle!

Stranger: ):

HAHHAAHHHHAA OMG.

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Guest aymei

Guest aymei

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Omegle customer help center. How may we be of service today?

You: Yes, I need to find a man who is prosecuted for attempted murder. He was last seen on this website, can you direct him to me?

Stranger: this does not compute

You: *kicks database*

You: damn.

Stranger: this does not compute (2)

You: *takes out a cig and lights it* how am I going to find this guy....

Stranger: this does not compute (3)

You: Hey... wait... you look oddly familar....

Stranger: no i dont!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Guest philip ng

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Stranger: Heyy!

You: hey !

You: omg

Stranger: omg!

Stranger: what? lol

You: i'm like

You: so totally

You: starving right now

You: its like

You: not even like

You: funny hahhahahaha

Stranger: omg i'm not i've eaten SOOO much

You: omfg

You: no way

You: i wish i had a big juicy

You: sausage right now

Stranger: ...,

Stranger: ,HAHA

Stranger: okay

Stranger: that's awesome iguess ^-^

You: omfg

You: thats so rad

You: you like big juicy sausage too

Stranger: ...no not that much

You: psh yeah righttttt

You: you can be honest.

Stranger: ...

Stranger: this is weird.

Stranger: UHM,.

You: LOL

You: okay seriously i'm gonna go eat my rice

You: bye! nice meeting you sauage lover

Stranger: hahah nyenye.

Stranger: *byebey

Stranger: xD

Hahaha, okay guys I don't really talk like that irl.

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