Guest soma Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I've actually talked to many people there so far but all I can say is: there are a lot of Brazilian people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conscience Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: hello You: hi You: are you a bot Stranger: how are you? Stranger: yes You: oh i see You: bye You: bye bot Stranger: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chee_c Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You: hi Stranger: y halo thar You: halo Stranger: how many fingers do you have? You: i think 10 Stranger: DAMN, you too? ------ Stranger: talk dirty to me? You: mud ----- Stranger: agente tem descamso mas mesmo nesa hora de descamsa tem que falar com empresario. rsrsr, brincadeira viu maciel abracao pra vc You: me no speaking You: sorry ------ Stranger: I LUV U You: aww Stranger: :3 Stranger: guesh what You: what? Stranger: I WANT DEVORCE >:C ----- Stranger: asl You: stalker!!~~ -------- Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHAHA You: evil Stranger: y[ Stranger: i kill u. Stranger: silence! You: bring it!!! Stranger: thanks. -------- Stranger: hello You: hey Stranger: from where you are You: wherever your not --------(i ended it every time they asked me where i lived) Stranger: heelloo You: hey Stranger: wanna cybe Stranger: r You: wanna get a life? Stranger: nope! ------ Stranger: FAVORITE COLOR Stranger: NOW You: transparent Stranger: THANK GOD Stranger: THE GREENkool-aidS ARE EVERYWHERE Stranger: NO, REALLY Stranger: ASK A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT ON HERE You: oompa loompa? Stranger: 9/10 IT WILL BE GREEN Stranger: GODSPEED You: oh i see Stranger: GODSPEED ------ ----lol there was also another one-- but i didn't copy and paste.. it was a Japanese 17 yr old.. and she asked me if i like Japanese girl --yeah i ended it--freaky ppl!!~ hahh~ but it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maiky Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 dude this site is so weird.....it sounds like you're talking to a robot but i don't think you are...i had a really good conversation but i stopped it...i didn't know everyone was brazilian on there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiasta Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: Virtual Sex with webcam ? You: no i don't have a webcam You: im cheap Your conversational partner has disconnected. I love this place.It's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duckie 27 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 AHAHAHA. This is an interesting site. I'll post up my convo. Stranger: hey! You: Hi! Stranger: whats up! You: Nothing much. You: What's with you? Stranger: why the heck not! You: Are you a bot? Stranger: no Stranger: You: Are you human? Stranger: i hope so You: What do you mean I hope so? You: You should know! Stranger: BUT I CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW You: And why the heck not? Stranger: what if im an organic robot from a distant galaxy, made to look, feel and think that im human Stranger: id never knowww You: Ahh True!! But could such things truly happen? Stranger: hmm Stranger: maybe they can, but im made to think they cant Stranger: reinforcing my belief in my humanity Stranger: it could happen! You: How are you so sure that it could happen? Stranger: well a lot crazier stuff has happened Stranger: like us actually existing You: That's not crazy. Stranger: why not You: Because I'm made to be here. AHAHAHA Stranger: NUH UH You: Why not? Stranger: who says you were made at all Stranger: maybe you dont even exist You: If I don't exist, how is it that I'm chatting with you? Stranger: perhaps you are the figment of the imagination of a much greater creature Stranger: who is imagining us talking right now You: What are you, really? Stranger: AN ALIEN Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdi Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 sheesh those ppl creep me out LOL it felt.....really awkward i couldnt even start a conversation ahhaha see..lol awkward Stranger: TANNER You: OH MY GOD HOWD YOU KNOW Stranger: DUNNO Stranger: a You: b Stranger: c You: d Stranger: e You: f Stranger: g You: h Stranger: i You: j Stranger: k You: l Stranger: m You: n Stranger: o You: p Stranger: q You: r Stranger: s You: t Stranger: u You: v Stranger: w You: x Stranger: z You: FAIL Connection imploded. <<< how does that happen?!?!?! ROFLLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddcee Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: hey You: oh you beat me to my hello , Stranger: lol Stranger: wats yo name You: jessica . you ? Stranger: matt Stranger: i bet your boobs are huge lol You: thanks, i'm sure they are. Stranger: id love to suck on them You: you do that. Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! okay anyways, my name is not jessica. haahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MOOVERDOSE Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 LOL I HAD THE FUNNIEST CHAT EVEEEEEEEEEEER!! This guy was actually decent! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hai You: Hai Stranger: []====|> You: oh nice Stranger: thats my ninja knife! You: I'm a pirate You: we fight ninjas Stranger: Hahahahahahahahha You: perpare for a fight You: !! Stranger: Are you the same guy from SA? You: I'm female Stranger: lolok You: D=====> You: that's my sword Stranger: ohh a katana You: it's not as good as your knife You: but trust me it's very sharp Stranger: lol You: what is your knife made out of? Stranger: pirate form? Stranger: from* Stranger: steel mostly You: I'm from Yoho yoho island. You? Stranger: it was handed to me by me sensei You: Dang, you gotta hook me up with that! Stranger: I'm from Kazaulakbarallahkhistan You: My blade needs some sharpin' You: LOL You: Is that wher Borat is from? Stranger: Hah no won't Stranger: Yaas! You: I didn't know ninjas existed there Stranger: they do Stranger: is good is naice You: Do you know Borat? You: is he a ninja too? Stranger: so you're a captain? You: Yeah You: I'm the first female captain Stranger: I don't know him personally. You: Oh too bad Stranger: But hes having an affair with that fat guy Stranger: I forgot his name You: I would have liked to combat him Stranger: Congrats btw! Stranger: combat Borat? You: Oh I know who you are talking about, I forget his name too You: he's not important You: Yes! I would like to combat Borat Stranger: Azamat or something similar. You: Haha You: The scene with his richard simmons onto on Borat was sick Stranger: are you from one of those soccer countries too? Stranger: Yeah LOL! You: Are you referring to Brazil? Stranger: nono Brazil is famous You: I don't live in a country Stranger: the ones near it You: I live on an island You: We don't have soccer here Stranger: isnt it a part of some replubic? You: no no, I know the place Stranger: Ninjas dont have soccer too. You: I'm Captain Yohana Stranger: They're not into teamwork and all You: we're from Yoho Yoho Island You: Oh I see You: what do you guys do for fun then? Stranger: I'm Ninja Bunty! from India. You: Very nice! Stranger: just go around having fun with the ninja costumes You: Do you guys fight crime? Stranger: or screw around with trigonometry problems sometimes Stranger: nono You: HAHAHA You: some math students I assume Stranger: samurais are into fighting crime and teamwork Stranger: yep You: Oh You: then were do you guys earn a living from? You: We rob other ships Stranger: The sensei cares for that! Stranger: nasty! You: you get paid to screw around with math? Stranger: Yeah sometimes You: we must fight for survial You: that's why we rob ships Stranger: What do you do with all the loot? You: but we rarely hurt people You: we spend it You: we buy makeup. You: LOL You: Pirates need to look good too you know Stranger: Hahaha! You: what do you do with your share? Stranger: good looking decorated female pirate captain! Stranger: thats heavy! You: Oh definitely! You: I mean, I have to keep a reputation! Stranger: I pay my phone bills and rent for the weapons You: what about food? Stranger: the seinsei cares for that! You: gees, your sensei sounds to be very wealthy\ You: is he single? Stranger: reputation and all! Stranger: Lol! Stranger: no You: is he looking? You: LOL Stranger: He has a fat wife You: oh too bad Stranger: But she cooks well You: do you have any other senseis? You: that are wealthy? You: are strong? You: I'm not a home wrecker You: we may be pirates, but we have morals Stranger: Looking good must help, you dont expect mutiny and all against you. Stranger: Hah! You: did I mention my crew consists of all female You: we're smok'in hooott You: and nice You: Stranger: my old sensei wen to Russia and study Share market You: and well educated. Stranger: woohoo! You: Oh, well I'm a pirate majoring in business You: see, maybe you can hook me up with your sensei that went to russia Stranger: nice. You: we can work today and have a family of accountants Stranger: sure! Stranger: Hehe You: then I can finially stop robbing other ships You: and settle down You: Stranger: That sounds good. You: are you a male? Perhaps I can introduce you to one of my crew members Stranger: I plan to open up my own weapon shop. Stranger: Yaas male here. You: I have just the female for you You: her name is Violet Stranger: nice name. You: she is a master at carving weapons Stranger: whoa! You: nice richard simmons too You: LOL Stranger: WHUHEUHAHAHWOOHOO! Stranger: I'll marry her. You: Hahaha Stranger: My sensei's bank account will support the cause. You: oh problem You: she said Stranger: wut? You: she'll only marry you if you support her siblings too Stranger: hmm. Stranger: How many of them? You: she's the oldest of of 10 siblings Stranger: *omglolwtf expression* Stranger: do you have any siblings too? You: one has a rare medical disorder, where she feels like she needs to eat the mot expensive chocolate every hour of the day You: oh me? Stranger: haha Stranger: yep You: oh no, I was the only girl Stranger: nice Stranger: are you a master at carving weapons? You: LOL You: You broke Violet's heart Stranger: and you know the last question Stranger: aww You: she's sending her siblings after you You: all 10 of then, including her Stranger: Hey ninjas are nor trained to handle such situations You: I'm sorry I forgot to mention Violet was named after Violent You: she has a history of destorying. You: with her mastery of weapons Stranger: thats nasty Stranger: Perhaps you know someone else? You: hm You: let me look around You: give me a description You: we have a sorts of girls here Stranger: COol Stranger: ummm... short hair, non-blonde though You: hm Stranger: and shouldn't be taller than me You: how tall are you? You: we are pretty tall here Stranger: That might not be good for a Ninja' You: we range from 5'5 - 5'11 Stranger: around 5.111 Stranger: 11* You: 5'11? Stranger: should cook well You: we don't cook here You: we rob Stranger: oh okok You: usually the ship we rob has meals prepared You: but we do sing Stranger: Haha! Stranger: ok should sing well You: ah ha! I've got the prefect gril You: no history of violent behaviour as well! Stranger: Nice! You: Her name is Paris Stranger: hmm Stranger: nice richard simmons? You: Don't worry, she's not blonde. You: She's a little thicker.. but nice richard simmons nonetheless Stranger: righto! Stranger: lol Stranger: I'm not sure Stranger: skinnyninja here You: Oh nonsense! You: the girl's 5'11 You: you can't expect her to be 100 pounds Stranger: Haha okok. You: do not worry, she's very ncie and curvey You: like beyonce Stranger: Nice You: Does she sound like a winner to you? Stranger: hey not beyonce Stranger: almost You: you don't like beyonce? Stranger: beyonce looks so plastic. You: no, not her face. Her body is like beyonce's Stranger: Always decorated like a christmas tree. You: don't worry, my pirates are 100% natural Stranger: not an issue! You: we don't have a plastic surgeon on board Stranger: Thats sounds.. Stranger: appropriate You: But Paris isn't very good at weaponary Stranger: not an issue You: infact she's very lazy most of the time Stranger: Hey Yohana You: yes? Stranger: lolwtf Stranger: I g2g You: oh okay You: well thanks for the chat Bunty! Stranger: My sensei needs me You: I will send Paris to you soon! You: see ya! Stranger: Thanks to you too Stranger: Aye captun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crashandburn Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I've actually talked to many people there so far but all I can say is: there are a lot of Brazilian people. Haha i noticed that too. I've met the same person at least 10 times already its qweqwiorhqweio I can tell who he/she is because they always start with Stranger: I love chocolate >.< About 3 other people asked for cybers3x.... I told them to shove it where the sun don't shine then they disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XxanimechibixX Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RONALDO! You: who's ronaldo? Stranger: RONALDO MY OLD BROTHER IS YOU? You: uh no Stranger: --' Stranger: Can u give me my brother? You: o.O You: what? Stranger: U KIDNAPPED HIM You: i did? Stranger: -- Stranger: Where's RONALDO IS? You: ronaldo is...hiding under your bed And then I got disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilo_azn_gurl Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 hahahaha!! wow. you people have very weird conversations!!! and some of them realy dont seem to last very long. mine lasted about 30-40 mintues, but then i had to leave. and it is true, there are a lot of Brazilian people on that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hakiri Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 haha I keep getting people that just write FAIL and leave .____.;; Or just call me a pinkberry -- then leave xD I had an awesome convo with one person though, they even live quite close to me ^^ - random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MyLovelyBlondie Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I was in a childish mood and here is my conversation: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Do you have a cookie? Stranger: yes You: Can I get it? Stranger: i just finished it. Stranger: sorry Stranger: =( You: Can you make me one? Stranger: Sure, You: Thank you You: Stranger: do you want me to email it to you? You: Sure Stranger: i almost finish it You: Stranger: i'm now sending you a cookie You: Good. Stranger: did you got it? You: Yes. You: What is the recipe? Stranger: Nice Stranger: i don't know, you have to ask the packaging You: Okay You: Just wait a little... You: Okay, I found the recipe. Stranger: Good You: It is very tasty. Stranger: That's nice You: Yes. You: Do you want some? Stranger: I have lots of cookies, so no thank you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Very fun conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IceySoul Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: live every week like it's shark week! You: You're boring don't you think? You: Let me talk to your daughter You: shes more interesting You: plus shes hot, i would bang her all night long Stranger: no, daddy's touching her right now You: that is You: DISGUSTING You: YOU INCEST Stranger: we like to keep it in the family You: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <dies on my chair> Stranger: may you rest in peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. My GOSH... this one was freaky (I decided to talk like that because i tried this a few times already and i wanted to see the response...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XlYesterdaYlX Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 damn this site is soooo funny. You: never gonna give you up! Stranger: good Stranger: lol You: please dont leave me You: ill die You: ill do it Stranger: ok ok ok Stranger: i promise not to leave u You: i thought we had something special Stranger: we did Stranger: i am sorry Stranger: i'll never leave you again baby You: you love me too. you just...dont know it yet. Stranger: of course i do baby Stranger: i love u more than anything eve You: i was thinking we should have 10 kids. all girls. ok maybe 1 boy for you. Stranger: *ever Stranger: how about 2 boys? You: 2.......? You: you've changed.... Stranger: wow is it too much? You: this is too much pressure. Stranger: ok ok ok how about we make 10 kids, till we are 100 yrs old, then adopt another one to change our diapers Stranger: well? Stranger: answer me now god damnit You: .....i must leave. i cant take this mental abuse! Stranger: i dont want to waste my time with someone that doesnt want kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest domo_kun Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: COLDPLAY ! You: NICE Stranger: ;D Stranger: where r u from? You: us You: you? Stranger: brazil, Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xXsmilesXx Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I've actually talked to many people there so far but all I can say is: there are a lot of Brazilian people. um yeah same here alot of ppl seem to be from Brazil hahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azngel Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 hahaahahahahaha this site is hilarious. i love making random racist comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rozeng1122 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: are u a psycho You: no You: u? Stranger: yes You: interesting Stranger: i'm in ur closet You: i don't have a closet You: i live in a dumpster Stranger: yes u do Stranger: i can see u You: ơ you mean you are in the trash can nest to me You: next Stranger: yeah You: ohh how is it there Stranger: pretty nice actually Stranger: i'm eating banana You: that's nice You: i found a laptop Stranger: how about u Stranger: wow me too You: cool! Stranger: what are u? You: i am a person You: u? Stranger: i'm a fairy You: cool You: like the tooth fairy Stranger: yeah You: do you know her Stranger: yeah Stranger: i can fly You: i want her autograph Stranger: i can get u one You: really Stranger: i'll bring it to u tomorrow You: for free right? Stranger: yeah You: awesome Stranger: yup You: i have the cookie monster next to me Stranger: cool You: and the green guy with the eyebrow Stranger: i have pink little ponys next to me You: can i have one? Stranger: yeah why not Stranger: can u see me You: but i rather prefer a purple one Stranger: i don't have a purple one You: oo You: nvm then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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