Ridiculous Kpop Lyrics!

[Guest rehonishi]

hahaa! i never actually noticed these lines! these ARE pretty funny!! esp with their accent, hahaaha

[Guest pepprmint]

the ONE line of lyrics that bother me soo much

DBSK purple line

micky "I really want to touch myself"

YES!!! YES YES YES YES YESS!!!!

i absolutely abHOR that line!!!!

its so...so...

i feel really awkward showing un-dbsk-ed people this song because i have NO idea how badly theyre gonna get flamed when they hear that line..

[Guest ` k s]

all of Eric's raps.

he's terrible

[Guest chips10more]

erkz..i want to know sumthing..

this is my first post here..i'm alot hear of dbsk's song..

i found the lyrics was kinda annoying sumtimes but their beat was cool..

i am so curious about this..i juz wanna ask korean ppl..

why most korean songs have lots and mixed with english lyrics..???

and the title of the song is english too..is it for the foreigner to hear it..

any korean plzz answer me.

p/s:sorry,my english was not good.

[hellocatty]

I swear to God, in Shinhwa's english version of Perfect Man they go:

Girl I dream of you only

You blow my brains away

'Cause you are da oneeee~

Although personal fave from FTTS was in some album I don't remember but I swear to God, Brian says "I hope you get an STD"

Oh and Yunho's song Close to You has some RANDOM lyrics.

"Shiny, shiny, shiny smile." and "Baby, baby you're my baby." o.o

And I just think that all of Purple Line is ridiculous. WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN? How do you "purple it like that"

I kind of love that they have ridiculous lyrics because it brings teh LOLs to me.

[Guest jisatsu]

i LOVE this thread. i swear i spent so much time laughing in my room my roommates might have thought i was crazy. xD

yeah like what most people said, Micky's "Now I cry under my skin". i thought i misheard the lyrics the first time but... hahahaha

and also Purple Line, "I really want to touch myself." i mean where did THAT come from?!

oh and in Big Bang's With U, i swear i heard "I grab her hand and p____" LOL.

and also one of Jang Ri In's songs on the SM Winter album, "it's a winter fantaRRYYY" instead of fantasy. my friend and i couldn't get over that for months...

don't even get me started on Boa's songs o_o!

i think Jpop has more ridiculous lyrics though, lol the Japanese and their Engrish...

[monicaaaa]

jewelry's every body shhh, the rapping part

"shake ya! I get sexy ladies all over th floor.

walk it walk it walk it out sexy sexy sexy girl

walk that body baby now break it down.

I just want to touch me Let me talk to you.

bring it on. "

dbsk's hi ya ya, micky

"Beautiful ocean bright

just you and I

In your eyes

I can feel heavenly paradise

don't be afraid of what you feel inside

that's ok you don't have to cry yourself

I'll give you word only one love

you know no one can make one happy as the way you do

baby that's the true love (my love)

as always I'm here baby this is our world"

^hahahaha

dbsk's purple line, micky

"Now I see this way

It's looks like purple line

Gotta introduce myself"

"You gotta purple like that (like that)

My time is still going on"

[Guest xocutiex07]

LOL. I love Kpop English lyrics because I think they're HILARIOUS! LOL. But really, SOMEONE in their entertainment company must speak English and point out the mistakes, no? Personally, I think they just add/omit random works to make the beat work or something.... cause I refuse to believe that the lyricist/artists made those mistakes lol....

Also, I too don't really understand where the whole "must add English to the song" mentra came from. In every single Korean song, there's some English phrase/words... I wonder why....

BoA's songs have the most ridic English lines... And Shinhwa too. Love both though. Haha.

Concerning the "I want to touch myself" line from "Purple Line" I REALLLY hope that there's another, non perverted meaning behind it...

EDIT --

I just read through all the posts and I'm so glad I did. I seriously laughed out at all the posts.

I'm listening to "Will You Be My Girlfriend" - TVXQ and "heartbeat" sounds like "herpes" sometimes. LOL. I thought the line was "I'm only your herpe...always" I really love korean singer's not so excellent pronunciations. I think it's adorable.

And about the raps.. Maybe they're not supposed to make sense... You know like Kanye's and Lil Wayne's raps don't have perfect grammar... And Weezy's lyrics REALLY don't make sense. lol I dk.

[Guest fobbiyo]

^ Yes. There is non-perverted reason behind "I really wanna touch myself"

AHAHAHH. It's so funny to read the lyrics! I agree some of the lyrics from the rappers, are soooo funny. LOL. I remember I was like when I heard Eric and Andy's lyrics in one of their songs. LOLOL. and Yoochun's and Yunho's lyrics too. It's not all that great.. hahahahaha.

[Guest soOjiebutt]

i think Anymotion is a pretty funny song...i don't know what they're talking about lol

[Guest Miwa_Chan]

ALL OF MICKY's MY GIRLFRIEND LYRIC.

SERIOUSLY. wtf? xD

First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable <-- what?!

It was bright snowing day that our love began.

Girl they just don't understand, not even a clue

So girl I won't stop. I'm the one who will be right there.

Lets stay together U R my Girlfriend

It feels like heaven. I love you. I do love you so

Just walk with me until the end of times yeah

So let me be of your mine! Just let me please you!!

I'm just tryin' to say how much I do love you

I've been tease you so long that was my bad expressions to you

For just now. Sitting here. Get relax. The day you gave me a blue

tumbler like a puppy lover

Yeah~ with this coffee sweet imagine our future marriage

and gettin associated.

So girl listen to my heart won't change.

Maybe my love is bigger than Ginger bread man's vitality <--- wth.

Baby~ Good Morning everyday I wake up with you with the lovely call.

I didn't know how to (cook but I can make you a song.)

Girl they just don't understand. Not even a clue.

SO girl I won't stop. I'm the who will be right there.

Let's stay together U R my Girlfriend

It feels like heaven. I love you. I do love you so

Just walk with me until the end of times yeah

So let me be of your mine! Just let me please you!!

Everything will gonna be fine.

God gave me answer of my life

Look at me girl

You're lovely I can tell so

One day it will come true. Baby never gonna make you cry.

Let's stay together Girlfriend

Hold on together everythings all right

Till the end of times baby

Leave the passed behind

You're always my girl friend

Yeah~ I do. Love you so much I do baby

Just walk with me follow me

Of your mine just let me please you

I love you baby

credit dbsker archive

[monicaaaa]

^ there's a really good reason behind that gingerbreadman's vitality thing of micky's. it was discussed in dbsk thread once. i forgot it.

actually people tried to come up with all kinds of meanings behind it, and they made sense, but who knows what micky means.

[MythnoonA]

Although personal fave from FTTS was in some album I don't remember but I swear to God, Brian says "I hope you get an STD"

yep--that's from My Neverending Story (5th jib)--you heard it right. Brian's written some really angry raps, too.

there's a really good reason behind that gingerbreadman's vitality thing of micky's. it was discussed in dbsk thread once. i forgot it

yer =p we did because I brought up the old kid's story about a Gingerbread man who outran everyone who tried to catch and eat him (until he got tricked at the end) we'd have to ask Yoochun if that's what he was was thinking about.

[eastlight]

ALL OF MICKY's MY GIRLFRIEND LYRIC.

SERIOUSLY. wtf? xD

First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable <-- what?!

It was bright snowing day that our love began.

Girl they just don't understand, not even a clue

So girl I won't stop. I'm the one who will be right there.

Lets stay together U R my Girlfriend

It feels like heaven. I love you. I do love you so

Just walk with me until the end of times yeah

So let me be of your mine! Just let me please you!!

I'm just tryin' to say how much I do love you

I've been tease you so long that was my bad expressions to you

For just now. Sitting here. Get relax. The day you gave me a blue

tumbler like a puppy lover

Yeah~ with this coffee sweet imagine our future marriage

and gettin associated.

So girl listen to my heart won't change.

Maybe my love is bigger than Ginger bread man's vitality <--- wth.

Baby~ Good Morning everyday I wake up with you with the lovely call.

I didn't know how to (cook but I can make you a song.)

Girl they just don't understand. Not even a clue.

SO girl I won't stop. I'm the who will be right there.

Let's stay together U R my Girlfriend

It feels like heaven. I love you. I do love you so

Just walk with me until the end of times yeah

So let me be of your mine! Just let me please you!!

Everything will gonna be fine.

God gave me answer of my life

Look at me girl

You're lovely I can tell so

One day it will come true. Baby never gonna make you cry.

Let's stay together Girlfriend

Hold on together everythings all right

Till the end of times baby

Leave the passed behind

You're always my girl friend

Yeah~ I do. Love you so much I do baby

Just walk with me follow me

Of your mine just let me please you

I love you baby

credit dbsker archive

OMG!Totally!..first time i heard this song i was trying to understand what he was singing..Maybe my love is bigger than Ginger bread man's vitality..wht the heck does that mean? his voice is good though..lolz!

[Guest bonbons]

AHAHA I love this thread~

yea the first time I heard "I really wanna touch myself" I went OMFG O__o *rewind* Micky you naughty boy~ hahaha

and that one line from Tonight by DBSK "I love you more than, I do" , more than what?? I keep waiting for him to say more than ___...and I do shows up hmm.

a lot of dong bang's lyrics are just weird XD

so is Boa's .."shine we are" yea, huh?

a lot of her older stuff hahahaaa

so many kpop eng. lyrics make me cringe, and laugh. haha

[Guest Lighto_Yuchun]

Maybe my love is bigger than Ginger bread man's vitality <--- wth.

We discussed about this in DBSK's thread before, someone actually came up with a pretty good reason.

If you read about Gingerbread man, he actually fought very hard and avoiding dangers to be eaten by various animals. So, I guess Yoochun was comparing his love with Gingerbread man's vitality.

Eric and Micky still stay among my favourite SM rappers along with Yunho, Shin Dong and Hyuk

[Ayame]

Although personal fave from FTTS was in some album I don't remember but I swear to God, Brian says "I hope you get an STD"

Yeah, that song was their fifth album. That song is called "My Neverending Story"

[Guest blackr0se]

Hmmm idk if this have been posted but these really crack me up (until now 8D):

"This is more than present.. 1, 2, 3, 4, let's COME ON!" - Deja Vu (Oh JUNGMIN.)

"(I`m your double S double S)

A yo! It goes by name double S 5 0 1

What you wanna know!! What you gonna do!! uh!!

(I`m your double S double S)

Yeah, I gotta go finally come into my world,

girl, you know I kick it with the 5 0 1"

which I tried to listen and I believe my lyrics are more accurate LMAO. BABY HYUNGJOON YOUR ENGLISH. IT KEELED ME. XD

"I'm your Double S, Double S--YO! 'Coz my name Double S right or wrong what you wanna know, what you gonna do, UH?

I'm your Double S, Double S--YEAH! I gotta go finally come into my world, girl, you wanna kick it to find the right or wrong!" - Existence, my fave SS501 boyband song ever 8D

"Rap) Geojitmalcheoreom Break on the scene

Jeo ttaejin peojeulcheoreom It`s gonna be something spark" - Deja Vu (Oh BABY HYUNGJOON WRY 8D)

"I love you, tell me I just wanna make a style" - 4Chance. Which DOES make sense but the fact is they're talking about SRS COURTING/SMOOTH MOVE BZNZ and imo it will just make me laugh 8D.

and YES! I thought A'st1 was Engrish-free but noooo<3

"Uh face to face You knock the mind that you want Uh let's go One step talking the truth Now we gonna listen your word" - Show (hmm I'm still in the process of guessing who did the rap here >8D) which absolutely DOES NOT MAKE SENSE UNLESS YOU'RE ON A KILLING SPREE? IDK.

[Guest kimii]

i have one

From Sky by TVXQ, Original lyrics

The crashing waves and the cool cool breeze.

I send these things as a gift to you.

I hope you will like what's in here.

Under the sun, August Sky.

it already doesnt make sense here but..

the way YUNHO raps it makes it funnier.

Based from Yunho's mouth

THE KRUSTY KRAB AND THE CUCKOO BREEZE

I SEND DEESTINGS AS A GIFT TO YOU.

I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE WATCHIN HERE

UNDER THE -UN, OF THE SKY.

oh yes.

and many many more fail.

oh yunho <3

[Guest EHNerJI]

@jisatsu: "oh and in Big Bang's With U, i swear i heard "I grab her hand and p____" LOL. "

i heard that too LOL. i was like listening & i was like... omg.. daesung what did you just say?! XDD:x

' proceed ' . didn't sound like it xD i died laughing

@.@ lol yeah some are very weird... o.o

suju's are weird.. me & my friends are always like.. O.O @ 'stop banging my head, my eyes gone red ~!'

the first time i heard it i was like... uh .. what? LOL.

FTTS doesn't have fobby raps but some of them are very.. angry? XD

& i personally like BoA's 'english versions' of her songs XD

" Tell me babe

How many do I shed my tears?

Every Heart

Every Heart is not a gentle yet

Shall I do?

I can never say my loneliness

Every Heart doesn't know so what to say oh what to do "

" All of us want to take a lasting happiness

Whenever you feel sad, I wanna hold you & give you a some sleep

Someday every hearts gonna free and easy

We have peace of mind

Someday all the people find the way to love

Goes and goes the time goes on we are not alone

We live on together and we will find some precious things

Sometime we will smile sometime we will cry somehow

Don't forget believing yourself - Tomorrow's never die

There is the warm heart places on my mind

In my earlist day's there and it's so sweet

There are many stars they have talk with me so kind

They say yes always time's a friend of mine so shine "

O_O every heart. LOL. if those are really the lyrics.. um @.@ fail? XD

i think it's funny though it's cute (: haha

there's a lot more XD but most have already been mentioned haha