atashi bunny Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 when people ask me 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please'. I tell them 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'. 10 minutes into a workout is probably the worst time to discover your water bottle is full of vodka. I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-A-Sketch and I don't own an iPad.Also, I'm out of vodka. a girl just texted me 'thespacebuttonbrokeonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative.' Does anybody know what 'ternative' means? so a friend asked me the other day, 'how often do you shave?' 'every now and then?' 'when is that?' 'when I need to look presentable' then with a blushed face she asked, 'what about down there?' 'like I said when I need to look presentable.' Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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