Guest __imperfection Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Stranger: a guy with a unibrow? You: nah, more like a fat chick with chinky eyes Stranger: nice, wish my eyes were chinky right now You: just close them Stranger: well i wish i was high You: I wish i was hot ): You: LOL Stranger: like looked better? You: of course, shaniqua is my idol Stranger: whos that Stranger: ? You: google her. Stranger: shaniqua 578 up, 69 down love it hate it get this on a mug (n.) a common name used to mock/describe a Black woman from the inner city...this name would include all of the stereotypes: long fake braids, big butt, ghetto voice You: LMFAO. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Messing with ppl is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cathylovee Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BILL KAULITZ Stranger: NO Stranger: WRONG NUMBER Stranger: I'M SORRY You: AWWW! You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: WHY DO THIS TO ME Stranger: IT WAS MY FAULT Stranger: I'M THE ONE WHO PUT THE OWL IN YOUR GRAVY Stranger: I'M SORRY You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMA DIE NOW You: THANKS ALOT. You: YOU RUINED MY LIFE. Stranger: I'M SO SORRY You: NO=( DONT DO THIS TO ME Stranger: I'M SORRY BUT..KAREN...I'M LEAVING YOU FOR RACHAEL You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: gimme my bill kaulitz Stranger: no. I'm keeping him. Stranger: Goodbye, Karen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest belzinghast Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i am looking for horny female for webcam chat on msn You: I'm a horny horse looking to webcam chat on msn Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdyxSmiles Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 lol i just said hello .. and they said hello.. how are you and i closed it cause idk what to talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArJaii Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Lol I met a fob Korean on here once... o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkpd Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 some guy started typing korean to me. so i started replying in chinese, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michiilah . Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi You: are you real? Stranger: inm a ghost You: i'm batman Stranger: asl You: 56 male north pole You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL. i'm not a man in real life though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RNB__VIIBEZ Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 LOOOL these are so funny hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest babii_icepop_xo Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Puhahahahaha, this site is so muuch fuun. *boomarks it* Stranger: lauren ? You: JACK? Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL. My fave convo. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Regina Rae Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Grrrrrrrrrr. I keep getting boys! Aren't there any girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TooSoompiForYou Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Lmao. xD A guy kept on asking for my msn. XD This site is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loreali1 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi im a monkey Stranger: give me your cell phone number You: monkeys dont own cellphones Stranger: I just wanna try to send a sms abroad, what's your cell phone number? You: i said monkeys dont own cellphones Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi we have been informed that you have robbed a bank Stranger: DUDE HOW THE richard simmons DID YOU KNOW THAT!?! WHO TOLD YOU!?! You: im god i know everything Your conversational partner has disconnected. LMAOO. This is too hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilxaznxgal Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Mine was just..Asian-ness. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Back to the days when we were so young and wild and free Nothing else matters other than you and me So tell me why can't it be Please let me live my life my way Why do you push me away I don't want nobody nobody nobody nobody but you. You: LOOL. You: SONGS. You: WONDER GIRLS - NOBODY. You: XD Stranger: YEAHHH You: YEAH YEAH. Stranger: k-pop fan? You: DANG RIGHT. Stranger: WOOT~ You: XD You: BIG BANGG. You: DBSK. You: SUJU. Stranger: YEAHHH Stranger: <3 You: YOU KNOW SUPER JUNIOR? You: M. Stranger: OF COURSE You: HOW BAOUT HENRY LAU? You: LOL. Stranger: YEAH You: I KNOW HIS SISTER. Stranger: RLY? You: HE WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. You: YEAH. Stranger: O: Stranger: Did you talk? You: MY BORTHER'S GOOD FRIENDS WITH HER. You: LOL. Stranger: O: Stranger: WOW You: He was a sr when i was like. You: in 8th grade. You: so by the time. Stranger: that's soo cool You: i went to hs. You: he was like. You: done hs. You: BUT. You: YEAH. You: :] Stranger: AWESOME<3 You: he comes back all the time. You: YEAH. You: ANYWAYH. You: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG? Stranger: by? You: anything. Stranger: I love many songs XDDD You: xD You: You watch dramas? Stranger: YES OMFG Stranger: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL You: LOLL. You: I WATCHED SHINING INHERITANCE RECENTLY. You: DUDE. Stranger: OMFG You: THAT'S JUSTTT. You: GAH. Stranger: I LOVED THAT You: YEAHHH. You: BOF? Stranger: YEAHH You: DANG RIGHT. Stranger: DUDE Stranger: you're awesome You: I KNOW. You: XD Stranger: but you're beautiful is best You: XD You: What else ha veyou watched? Stranger: MANY Stranger: like all Stranger: ROFL You: LOLL. You: COFFEE PRINCEEE. Stranger: YEAH Stranger: BB's parody<3 You: 2NE1. You: XD Stranger: I <3 2NE1 You: MMHMM. You: BOA. You: I DON'T LIKE. You: HER US Stranger: LOL You: DEBUT STUFF. You: GAH. Stranger: LOOLL Stranger: she wasnt that suceessful You: I KNOW. You: D: You: buttt. You: she's still cool. Stranger: yeah (: Stranger: do you like 2PM? You: yeahh. You: YEAH. You: DUDE. You: JAE LEFT. You: GAH. Stranger: JAEBUM Stranger: <3<3 You: I KNOW. You: D: Stranger: WILD BUNNY Stranger: DID YOU WATCH? You: I DIDN'T HAVE TIME YET. You: BUT. You: I WWWWIIIILLLLLL. Stranger: /SRLSY? WATCH IT Stranger: MUSUUUUUUST Stranger: FUNNIEST THING EVER You: KAYS. You: I'LL DO IT LIKE LATERR. Stranger: GOOD (: Stranger: do you have soompi? You: LOL. You: WHO DOESN'T? You: XD Stranger: ROFL. You: yeahh. Stranger: well, it's really late where I live, and I told myself to get off after someone recognizes 'nobody' Stranger: LOL Stranger: so it was nice talking to you You: LOL. You: yeaahh. :] You: you too. You: wait. You: o---o Stranger: yes? You: you live in North America? You: or no? Stranger: yeah You: it's like 10:12 here. You: o___o Stranger: yeah but i have to study ROFL You: LOL. Stranger: for a HUFE TEST You: PROCRASTINATORS. Stranger: *HUGE You: LOLL. Stranger: YESS You: xd You: xD* You: This site's addicting. Stranger: ROFL Stranger: I KNO XDD You: YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON. You: THAT I HAVEN'T SCARED OFF YET. You: LOL. Stranger: ROFL Stranger: HAHAHA You: LOL. You: YEAH. Stranger: you should post this convo here Stranger: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=283336 Stranger: LOOL Stranger: gotta go study now T________T You: OKAAY. Stranger: byee really nice talking to you You: XD You: SAMEE. You: :] Stranger: LOOL Stranger: BYE You: KAYS. You: BYEEE. Stranger: (: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BaoxBao Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Lmfao! It was so scary... the person was like, "How big are your ..." and yeahh... I'm freaked out... Lols You should have said something like you have a penis or something XD miens was o.0.... You: hi Stranger: hey You: this is strange Stranger: sooo strange Stranger: Stranger: luv u You: ok You: lol You: u male or female Stranger: female Stranger: why? You: just wondering You: i am too You: o_o yeaaa Stranger: god i hate being a virgin Stranger: i wish i had someone Stranger: thats why i came on this Stranger: fine dont reply Stranger: be a pinkberry Stranger: john tesh u Stranger: im sorry Stranger: \i need u Stranger: right now Stranger: john tesh u then You: o.0 You: srry Stranger: u no i didnt mean that baby You: i was away Stranger: better be or ill find u and kill u by the way where do u live? Stranger: ? Stranger: hey john tesher Stranger: aNSwer me you rainbow Stranger: im sorry Stranger: i need u in my life You: u crazy pinkberry You: Stranger: why do u hurt me You: cause ur crazy Stranger: Like a fox! Stranger: whorwe Stranger: rainbow* Stranger: sorry Stranger: john tesh you! Stranger: luv u You: go screw urself Stranger: this means nothing to you!!! LMAOS Nice one Mine's just...weird...he's like "measurements?" x.x' Stranger: hi You: yo You: o.o Stranger: asl? You: Your ghey =o & Stranger: Hi! You: yo =o Stranger: HELO!! You: HAIS!! Stranger: HOLA! You: ADIOS Pretty Random.. o.o' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NEEKA902 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 LOL..I gotta go try this now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ovaltinejenkins Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 i've been replying to "hi" with either strygnyas armang? or my life is average. hahaha. strygnyas armang is totally made up by me btw... and whenever i typed that, they immediately disconnected lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest akirasberry Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 i got paired up with a korean they think i'm a jyp trainee LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lil_viet_girl204 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 You: HI Stranger: i miss licking it... Stranger: i miss sucking it... You: sucking and licking what? Stranger: i miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it... Stranger: damn it! i wish i didnt drop my popsicle! Stranger: ): HAHHAAHHHHAA OMG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aymei Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Omegle customer help center. How may we be of service today? You: Yes, I need to find a man who is prosecuted for attempted murder. He was last seen on this website, can you direct him to me? Stranger: this does not compute You: *kicks database* You: damn. Stranger: this does not compute (2) You: *takes out a cig and lights it* how am I going to find this guy.... Stranger: this does not compute (3) You: Hey... wait... you look oddly familar.... Stranger: no i dont! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest philip ng Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Stranger: Heyy! You: hey ! You: omg Stranger: omg! Stranger: what? lol You: i'm like You: so totally You: starving right now You: its like You: not even like You: funny hahhahahaha Stranger: omg i'm not i've eaten SOOO much You: omfg You: no way You: i wish i had a big juicy You: sausage right now Stranger: ..., Stranger: ,HAHA Stranger: okay Stranger: that's awesome iguess ^-^ You: omfg You: thats so rad You: you like big juicy sausage too Stranger: ...no not that much You: psh yeah righttttt You: you can be honest. Stranger: ... Stranger: this is weird. Stranger: UHM,. You: LOL You: okay seriously i'm gonna go eat my rice You: bye! nice meeting you sauage lover Stranger: hahah nyenye. Stranger: *byebey Stranger: xD Hahaha, okay guys I don't really talk like that irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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