LALA Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 this is fun XDD Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: CHEATER! Stranger: what? You: I saw YOU & BRITNEY TOGETHER! T^T Stranger: lol Stranger: hahahahahaha Stranger: its ok babe You: why are you taking her over me!!?? You: I'm wayyyy hotter than that MOM! Stranger: lol Stranger: I know You: then why are u with her!??? You: do u know how hurt I am!!??? Stranger: but she has the goods but you will always have the love You: u broke my heart! Stranger: i'm sorry You: I DON'T WANT THAT! You: I THOUGHT U SAI I'M HOT!? Stranger: what do you want? You: *SAID Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: lol You: then ur dating HER! Stranger: yes you are You: SHE'S A MOM AND I'M NOT! You: for god's sake! Stranger: hmmmmm Stranger: I dont have any excuse Stranger: I WAS drunk that time You: don't come knocking on my door cause I won't let u in Stranger: i'm sorry You: i don't believe u! Stranger: I can't leave Stranger: with out you You: I saw ur text message...you tested her saying u love her more than ME! You: ur HOT Girlfriend! Stranger: i'm sorry to all the pain that I gave you ad cause you You: *texted You: LIES! Stranger: i'm sorry Stranger: what do you want me to do Stranger: huh??? You: shut up and don't come looking for our baby! Stranger: what Stranger: WHAT????? You: yes u heard me! You: we have a baby! Stranger: WOW You: and I won't let u see her once I gave birth! Stranger: but we didnmt even finish You: then.... You: whose.... You: baby is this? ...O.O You: Oh Gawd! Stranger: XD You: XD Stranger: LUV!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: YOU Stranger: YOU CHEATED You: NO I DIDN"T! Stranger: YOUR THE ONE WHO CHEATED Stranger: EXCUSES You: IT'S YOU WHO CHEATED! Stranger: BUT THERE'S THE PROOF You: NO...NO...!!! Stranger: no You: maybe I was drunk You: and it's ur fault! Stranger: SINCE WHEN Stranger: WHY Stranger: ITS MY FAULT You: I remember we went into that club! Stranger: HUH You: and u left me! You: and I was DRUNK! Stranger: I did not Stranger: I want to the CR You: DRUNK U HEAR ME!? Stranger: you told me that your still ok You: wut!? U ALREADY SAW ME MOVING LIKE A FISH AND U STILL BELIEVE WHAT I SAID!? Stranger: of course You: U STILL LEFT ME! Stranger: beacuz I know that you wouldnt lie to me Stranger: I really need to go that time You: I think u needed to go that time because britney called you! Stranger: what do you want me to do lubricate on the floor You: RIGHT!? You: XD Stranger: no Stranger: she just texeted me You: YEAH...AND U WENT TO SEE HER! Stranger: no Stranger: idid not Stranger: I Went Stranger: back Stranger: then your gone Stranger: with a note in the table You: U CHOSE A KINDA HOT MOM THAN UR HOT GIRLFRIEND! Stranger: that I'm going with my friend here upstairs You: AND U BELIEVE THAT!?? U DIDN"T EVEN WORRY? You: wat kind of boyfriend are U!?? You: I HATE U! You: *cries* Stranger: I LOVE YOU Stranger: I REALY LOVE YOU Stranger: PLS DONT LEAVE ME You: XDD Stranger: I WILL TRADE ANYTHING FOR YOU Stranger: just for your HOT BODY You: Britney came at my house leaving some pictures Stranger: XD You: XD Stranger: so babe what your name? You: guess wat? Stranger: WHAT? You: XD You: this is fun...haha Stranger: lol You: are u a female or male? Stranger: male Stranger: you? You: age? Stranger: ni? Stranger: bi? You: I'm a female! (wanna be my boyfriend? lol...) You: lol... Stranger: you first babe Stranger: if you want its ok to me You: wuts ur age? Stranger: just want to tell you something I WILL not CHEAT on YOU if were together You: yeah...ok with me too! so...are we now? You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: you? You: age? Stranger: ni? Stranger: bi? You: I'm a female! (wanna be my boyfriend? lol...) You: lol... Stranger: you first babe Stranger: if you want its ok to me You: wuts ur age? Stranger: just want to tell you something I WILL not CHEAT on YOU if were together You: yeah...ok with me too! so...are we now? You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: its ok for me Stranger: maybe you have a boyfriend You: haha...I'm too young for that...lol Stranger: so do you have a facebook or a friendster? Stranger: lol Stranger: why how old are you? Stranger: 15? You: 14...you? Stranger: lol You: I was bored...so yeah...LOL Stranger: 2 yrs gap Stranger: lol You: waha! that was really fun XD Stranger: lol Stranger: I played your game Stranger: hahahahaha You: yeah..i've been doing that here and nobody played with me T.T You: huhu... Stranger: so w8 Stranger: if you have our baby on age 14 You: ok...wat? Stranger: lol You: lol Stranger: so we have sex on whe you were 13 Stranger: OMG Stranger: LOL Stranger: XD Stranger: ) Stranger: =)) You: =))))))))))))))))))))) Stranger: so from US? You: nope...^^ You: i gotta go... Stranger: aw why Stranger: let me know your name first Stranger: pls Stranger: pls You: it's nice to chat with you ^^ Stranger: and maybe your email Stranger: pls Stranger: pls You: ----------------- You: there ^^ Stranger: whats your name Stranger: or email Stranger: hhahahahaha Stranger: thanks You: bye! ^^ Stranger: bye Stranger: tc always' Stranger: tc always Stranger: babe You: you too ^^ LOL You: honey! Stranger: hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LALA Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey m ir f You: CHEATER! You: I saw YOU & BRITNEY TOGETHER! You: I thought u love me? Stranger: i do You: u even held my hands and promised that im the only girl! Stranger: i wasnt cheatin You: wat happened to that promise now!? You: I saw YOU & THAT MOM WITH MY TWO EYES! Stranger: i wasnt with her! You: But I saw YOU with HER! Stranger: that was my mom:| You: oh really!? Stranger: i wasnt doing anything! Stranger: yes You: then explain the lipstick I saw on your shirt when you came at my house? Stranger: that was urs from the last time we had sex! Stranger: it stained my white shirt You: wut!? U RAPED ME!? You: I DIDN't EVEN KNEW ABOUT THAT THING! Stranger: u asked for it and u gave head You: now that explains that u smell stinky all the time... You: ur not washing ur clothes! You: WAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE U!? Stranger: yea i know i forget Stranger: im a good boyfriend with a 12 inch Richard You: tsk...so that means u also forgot that u were britney!? You: that rainbow!? You: that explains everything... You: I DON'T WANNA SEE UR FACE EVER AGAIN! You: WE'RE OVER! Stranger: NOOO!!! suck me on last time You: don't come looking for our baby cause I won't let u see her! You: just go to britney instead! after all...u like her than ur hot girlfriend! Stranger: I LOVE YOU!!! You: LIES! Stranger: and i saw u cheating! i saw a condom in ur pocket the oter day You: that's yours! You: I saw it inside of ur bag! Stranger: noo in ur house garbage can You: and I've decided to keep it Stranger: lies You: and decided to throw it so u won't use it ever again! Stranger: u cheat with my bfffl tony You: NO I DIDN'T! Stranger: yes he told me!!! You: ur the one who did! he was just helping me heal my bleeding heart cause of you! Stranger: he said ur great at sex and giving head! You: he treat me in the ice cream parlor! You: he's nice than u! You: don't make him look bad to me! Stranger: oh ya sure You: he's more gentleman than you! Stranger: NOO!! im gentle in bed You: u have such a pervy head! I was wrong to love u! Stranger: Stranger: u broke my heart You: i think this is the end of us... You: ur the one who did... You: u were even dating BRITNEY behind my back! Stranger: cant we try a fresh start Stranger: noo!!! You: i don't know what to do...you just proved me that ur head is purely pervy! Stranger: i just want..no sorry need u in my life You: really? You: so that means...you'll go now and dump britney? Stranger: YES!! without u im dead Stranger: eventho i wasnt dating her yes. You: ok...go go...fly and kick britney out of our lives! Stranger: ok its done You: LOL Stranger: i deleted her facebook msn and cell number Stranger: lol You: I LOVE U AGAIN!! You: LOL...this is cheesy...ahahaha Stranger: i always loved u from the minute i saw Stranger: oh we stopped Stranger: lol Stranger: good acting ehh You: XD why thank you! You: ur a good actor too! You: w8.... You: are u a male or female? Stranger: lol im only 14 and thnks You: LOL!!!! AHAHA You: ME TOO! You: I'm 14! Stranger: and im male Stranger: lol sweet You: Ahaha...we got wonderful acting skills...no scropt at all You: *script You: lol Stranger: lol i know. are u male or felmale Stranger: female You: yeah...female ^^ You: which country do u live? Stranger: kool Stranger: im not really pervy Stranger: and canada hbu? ------ OMG....I accidentally clicked the disconnect...SAD T.T huhu...I wanna meet him again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LALA Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 i still want the 2nd one that I posted...huhu...I wish I could meet him again T^T ---------------- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: CHEATER! Stranger: IM HIGH You: I saw YOU & BRITNEY TOGETHER! Stranger: HUH You: I thought u love me? Stranger: YEA SO WHAT You: u even held my hands and promised that im the only girl Stranger: I CANT STAND YOUR FACE ANYMORE Stranger: MAKIN ME SICK You: and wat happened to that promise now? You: WAT!? Stranger: I PUT IT IN BRITNEYS PUSS You: WHY ARE U BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THIS!? Stranger: GOT NUNT BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW You: WHY? U CHOSE THAT MOM THAN UR HOT GIRLFRIEND! Stranger: OH SHES A MOM Stranger: MAKES HER EVEN HOTTER You: REALLY!? THEN I GUESS I DON'T NEED A PERVY BOYFRIEND BY MY SIDE You: ANYMORE! >.< Stranger: NO Stranger: CMON Stranger: WE CAN BE john teshFRIENDS You: THIS WON'T WORK! You: Now ur proving me that ur head is purely pervy! Stranger: FOR ME ITLL WORK Stranger: IM BAD TO DA BONE You: u don't really care about ur girlfriend! Stranger: I CARE ABOUT HER Stranger: I CALL HER ONCE A WEEK Stranger: SOMETIMES TWICE A WEEK You: WAT!? WHO'S HER!? I THOUGHT IM THE ONLY ONE!? Stranger: OOPS Stranger: U GETTIN FAT You: ur busted! Stranger: THAZ Y Stranger: I LOOK FOR OTHA CHICKS You: I don't need you! You: I DON'T WANNA SEE UR FACE EVER AGAIN! Stranger: IM ON MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE You: I guess this is the end for the both of us! Stranger: NO You: I WON"T OPEN MY DOOR FOR YOU! Stranger: I GOT A LITTLE SUPRISE FOR U You: STAY AWAY! You: I DON'T LIKE U ANYMORE! Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK pinkberry You: *Opens* <--(LOL) You: who is that? Stranger: LOL Stranger: DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY Stranger: U SO FAT You: AHAHA...XDD You: WAT!? You: I THOUGHT IM HOT!? Stranger: IM HOT You: U even tol me that I'M HOT! You: *told Stranger: WIT MY LOUIS VITTON SCARF ON AND EVERYTHANG Stranger: TOO HOT TO HANDLE Stranger: TOO HOT FOR A UGLY NASTY OLD COW LIKE U ARE ONE OOW OOW Stranger: IM TOO WAVY You: IMMA KICK U OUT! You: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! You: U WORTHLESS BOYFRIEND! Stranger: I RUN IN THE KITCHEN You: U WORTHLESS STRANGER! Stranger: AND STEAL YOUR CAKE Stranger: NOW U MAD LIKE john tesh I GUESS You: UR JUST A STRANGER THAT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WHO EVEN INSULTED ME! You: I"M WAY HOTTER THAN YOU! Stranger: NAAW Stranger: IM WAVY Stranger: U NOT WAVY You: I GOT THIS JELLY THANG AND U DON'T HAVE THEM You: That's too hot eh? Stranger: I DONT GET IT You: tsk...FAT... Stranger: LOL You: tsk...what a boyfriend... Stranger: IM DA BEST You: I will end everything... You: UR SO COCKY! Stranger: BUT U WILL MISS ME You: I DON'T! You: AND WILL NEVER! Stranger: LIKE U MISSIN YOUR BISCUITS You: U COCKY pinkberry! Stranger: IM NOT COCKY Stranger: IM WAVY Stranger: OOOW OOOW OOOW You: tsk...OUT! You: OUT OF MY HOUSE! You: OUT OUT OUT! Stranger: OKAY BYE pinkberry IM COMING TO GET MY mini cooper LATER ON You: TAKE THIS! *SLAPS HERE* AND THAT! *SLAPS THERE* Stranger: LOL Stranger: LOL Stranger: LOL Stranger: U MAD FUNNY You: HAHA...) Stranger: ENUFF OF THAT Stranger: FORM Stranger: FROM You: u? male or female? which country are u from? You: y thank u ^^ Stranger: IM MALE OF COURSE IM FROM GERMANYYY You: oh...I'm a female from philippines...how old are u? ^^ Stranger: OH WOW MY NEIGHBOUR IS FROM PHILLIPNES TOO SHE DAMN HOT Stranger: IM 21 Stranger: and u You: LOL...wat's her name?....me? lol I'm 14 haha Stranger: FLORA Stranger: U FUNNY FOR A 14 OLD Stranger: THAT SLAPS HERE AND THERE mini cooper GOT ME You: haha ) thanks...u know...i'm always silent and I've never talked like that for a very long time...lol Stranger: SWEET Stranger: DONT BE QUIET BE LIKE THAT I BET EVERYBODY WANNA KNOW U You: yeah..but I'm shy...I get my thoughts out only here haha You: if I'm just comfortable... You: lol You: so...does ur neighbor know u? Stranger: SURE Stranger: BUT SHES A LITTLE YOUNG You: how old is she? Stranger: I THINK 17 OR 18 You: oh...I wanna know how she looks like! ^^ You: can u describe her? Stranger: SHES TALL SKINNY GOT SMOOVE SKIN BLACK SHOULDERLONG HAIR AND SHES DRESSES MORE LIKE A PRACTICAL GIRL Stranger: BUT HER FACE IS VERY PRETTY You: can u show a picture of her? Please~~~~~!!! You: Stranger: I GOT NO .-8 You: sad... You: well that's fine You: haha...thanks for playing along with me...I tried that with other strangers but most of them ARE SERIOUS! You: haha Stranger: LOL Stranger: IM ALWAYS DOWN WITH THIS KINDA STUFF You: haha...gotta go now...bye...^^ nice chatting with yah! You: ^^ Stranger: OK BYE ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Papa Snorlax Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 wow this is creepy at first, but it gets fun talking to strangers lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joongieforeva Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 before u read this....i'm a girl rated convo....pls read it at your own risk You: hi Stranger: hi You: can u do the talking..im tired Stranger: love wearng high heels You: o You: high heels kill ur feet Stranger: you get used to them Stranger: it does take practic to learn how to walk You: i will trip on them You: haha Stranger: with a hip swish Stranger: i've gotten very good at swishing my hips while walking in stillettos You: cool You: r u horny? Stranger: im a guy You: r u gay? Stranger: yes You: me too Stranger: i'm a bottom Stranger: you? You: damn u so so delicous You: sound You: i can go both ways Stranger: i never top Stranger: i love feeling a hot hard man inside me You: i love tight hole.... You: well it a depends on my mood Stranger: what do ou mean? You: it depends on my mood whether i wan to be top or bottom You: but usually i love to top You: do u crossdress? Stranger: oh yes Stranger: i love wearing stilletto pumps Stranger: walking with a swish im my hips You: do u still look like a guy with makeup? Stranger: no, ive had laser hair removal on my face and chest Stranger: i pluck my eyebrows You: haha i like it clean n shaven You: i think u r my type Stranger: Stranger: love wearing sweaterdresses You: do u always crossdress when u go out? Stranger: with some seamed stockings Stranger: and jessica simpson stilletto peep toe pumps Stranger: oh yes You: how long u take to dress up? Stranger: between 45 mniutes to 1 and a half hours Stranger: depends how sexy im going for You: wat kind of guy u like? Stranger: masculine You: u r the right one for me Stranger: tall with athletic figure Stranger: oh and i absolutely adore big cocks You: haha Stranger: my name is Lindsey You: dont worry babe Stranger: yours? You: jeremy Stranger: cute Stranger: dont worry? You: i meet up with ur expectation Stranger: i like that you call me babe You: haha You: u r making me excited Stranger: really? You: yup Stranger: are you getting hard, darling? You: i want to know more about you before we get to the fun part Stranger: sweet sweet jeremy Stranger: what do you want to know You: do u have a bf? Stranger: i date Stranger: what else? You: can't think of anything right now except you Stranger: 3=====>O You: i want to lick u all over now Stranger: mmmm Stranger: i want you inside me Your conversational partner has disconnected. i haven't even get to the fun part...... haha maybe he found out i'm fake? i think i scare him off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jM_beLLe Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 not all of them are cyborgs.. i talked to a stranger.. named gabriela.. lol she has twitter xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joongieforeva Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 this is the third time i scare horny guys off .....am i really that scary? Stranger: hello You: r u an bubble gum? Stranger: I'm not sure Stranger: ? You: pls tell me u rnot horny You: r not Stranger: not at the moment no You: ok You: f/m? Stranger: m You: where r u from? Stranger: cali Stranger: you? You: cali? You: where is cali? Stranger: california You: im from aust You: oh You: haha You: do u have blonde hair? Stranger: heh Stranger: m/f? You: f Stranger: no Stranger: OMG I'M HORNY NOW You: john tesh yea You: do u know i just scare off a horny guy? You: i havent event start the fun part You: even Stranger: lol Stranger: well I'm a horny guy, will you scare me off? You: i don't know You: r u sexy? Stranger: umm Stranger: idk? You: r u trying to be honest here? Stranger: sorta? Stranger: I just don't know what you'd find sexy You: pale white skin You: how old r u? Stranger: you first You: 20 Stranger: got me beat Stranger: and will probably kill this conversation Stranger: 16 You: haha Stranger: You: r u the kinky type? Stranger: indeed You: i want to tie u up on my bed now Stranger: ugh Stranger: I want that You: wat r u wearing now? Stranger: boxers You: ah...im gonna miss the stripping part Stranger: heh Stranger: sorry You: r u hard now? Stranger: yeah You: i want to kiss ur neck You: suck you Stranger: mmm You: lick ur nipples until they are hard Your conversational partner has disconnected. maybe they just don't like foreplay?.... some china guy he is a medical student You: do u know who is 東方神起? Stranger: yes You: tat is the only chinese word i know how to type Stranger: hah Stranger: but i dont like them You: haha You: why? Stranger: many girls like you are crasy about them Stranger: they think them handsome Stranger: but i think they are not man Stranger: niculas cage is very man You: haha You: i dont really like them You: my korean friend like them Stranger: hah You: she envy those ppl in china who get to go their concert Stranger: oh god me Stranger: i think she wants to take them home ( so true i really want to take them home) You: haha lol yunho is very man.....i think everyone eyes land on jaejoong first that's why they think dbsk are not man? jaejoong is manly too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b_pa Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 i clicked on it, 3 of my friends did the chatting in class You: hi Stranger: hi You: how r u? You: babe stranger: good thnks stranger: n u stranger: im a guy You: lol You: i know u r a guy You: what is ur name? You: ??? Stranger: why do you wanna know my name? Stranger: just call me stranger You: cos i want to be ur gf or bff You: honey Sranger: wait are you a gal or a guy? You: gay then that dood disconnected LOOOL i feel sorry, nice guy though ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I_love_korean_musik Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I've love this website for a yer.And everyhitng just goes crazy Recent covo: You: SUP! Stranger: male? You: And why may i tell you this You: you tell me first Stranger: just answer You: yeah why Stranger: im male You: i'm not gay! Stranger: whatever Your conversational partner has disconnected. XDDD ILU Omegle! Here's another funny one: Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: are you ill? You: Are you mentally ill? You: JOKING! Stranger: yes, I am Stranger: oops Stranger: true You: Oh my Buddha Stranger: Oh my Satan You: Would you like a free Walmart Gift Card? Stranger: I don't go to Walmart Stranger: it's too black You: Uhhh Stranger: I may go to public You: Would you like a free food card? Stranger: *publix Stranger: well Your conversational partner has disconnected. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RyokuTenshi Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You: hithere Stranger: WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED You: OMG LETS CATCH IT You: MUDKIP GO Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT Disconnect* OMG ! WTH ?!@#$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest just_us Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: SUP!? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Airporte-V2 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 That was weird. LULS Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YO. Stranger: hey Stranger: whats up You: Nothing much, mi amigo. You: You? Stranger: nothing kinda bored Stranger: asl? You: Which is why you're here! You: 423545345/robot/space You: They call me Winky. Stranger: yes Stranger: lol You: I'm the plucky sidekick. You: But they always send me out to clean the spaceship. Stranger: awww Stranger: cute You: I wanna save the day just once. Stranger: hahahhah Stranger: me too Stranger: so Stranger: asl? You: You did the same thing someone else did. Stranger: hahaha You: They took forevvvver to say something so simple. You: So it was like You: .... You: ... Stranger: its sorta inpersonal but its fast You: ... You: .. You: sup Stranger: lol Stranger: how old are you Stranger: You: I'm older than your mother. You: Or your father. You: Or your legal guardian. You: Whichever. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: so thats like a 50 You: Yes. You: I just came home from the packaging plant. Stranger: your 50 You: I'm a fifty year old low-life who left the big bucks. You: Which was in my lawyering career. You: But it got way too boring. Stranger: sorry You: Yeah. Stranger: ;9 Stranger: You: How old are you? Stranger: 17 Stranger: lol You: YOUNGIN. You: I HAD TO WALK IN THE SLEET AND SNOW TO GET TO SCHOOL. Stranger: sorry You: You kids these days are much too spoiled. Stranger: but y u tellin me this You: Why not? Stranger: i dont care Stranger: lol You: Cool You: cuz neither do I. You: Me and my fifty year old self. Stranger: lol Stranger: sorry Stranger: not my problem Stranger: get a real job Stranger: u fat richard simmons Stranger: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missyblue Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, are you erin? =( You: yeah You: im erin You: whats up? Stranger: -.- You: whats with the faaaaaaaace? Stranger: please don't lie You: aww i dont lie You: i tell the truth Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: i'm lukas You: oh hi lukas You: i didnt see you today You: at lunch You: whyyyyy? Your conversational partner has disconnected. i kept LOLing. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FraZZLE Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You: Hi Stranger: Hey You: Sup? Stranger: asl? You: 21/m/North Korea You: u? Stranger: is kim jong ILL You: Hes dead You: =( Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol nice pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xxKIMxx Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Stranger: i have a problem i need some advice You: yes? Stranger: i have a crush on my sister You: lol You: and Stranger: and its getting alittle redictulous Stranger: ridiculous* You: well..not like it wouldnt. Stranger: im stealing her panties and wearing them You: man Stranger: i dont realize im doing it at the time You: alright dude i cant help you with this! hahah after he said "i have a crush on my sister" i was like O___O;, but wanted to go along with it to see what they'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeneralMarshmallow Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 that site is like, full of /b/tards, pedos, trolls, and perverts. aka /b/tards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c0llz10 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello, we have been informed about you're unruly behavior Stranger: really? You: What have you been doing? Stranger: and who do you mean by "we"? You: I cannot go into details Stranger: ive been masturbating You: I did not need to know that You: This is not acceptable for Omegle You: Please do behave yourself, have a goodnight Stranger: okay haha xD i love messing with people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest c0llz10 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm a male looking for a fine lady to exchange nude pictures with You: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im holding a needle You: i hope your sewing Stranger: nope You: i hope your tattooing someone? Stranger: NO Stranger: im masturbating you freak! You: your masturbating with a needle You: whos the freak now?! You have disconnected. HAHAHAHA,GOOD ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HerRoyalMajesty Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 My person told me they were from some place that I never heard of and told me to guess where it was O.O They typed in all caps the entire time and I felt like they were yelling at me lol ^^;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aaircrash Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Stranger: loking for horny girl You: well then you've found the right stranger ;D aaaaha, I'm so lame I discontected right after that XDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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