Chat With A Stranger

[Guest mizz_J]

HAhahhahah love reading people's conversations!

I can't seem to set my heart to do what you guys say to those strangers lol i'm just not creative enough xD

[Guest binjoo]

I just tried it for the first time today.. It still creeps me out a bit...

This one is only slightly funny... but some might not have the same sense of humor as I do...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 13?

You: almost

Stranger: 12?

You: almost

Stranger: 14?

You: i'm 2.

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: Hi

You: how's it going

Stranger: Pretty well, I guess.

Stranger: Omegle is a funny thing.

You: yes, it is

Stranger: I just had some 19 year old guy try to get me to have cybersex with him.

You: well then i guess my plan is foiled

You have disconnected.

[Guest karebearr]

wow...lied my way through a nice convo.......can't exaclty be gay(no offense to those out there who are)..and i wish i had a dog..:/

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: i hope your not a creeper like all the other guys i just talked to

You: uh..i do'tn think i am

Stranger: yeah of course you dont

Stranger: asl?

You: asl?

You: no..

You: just thank you is all i know

Stranger: age, sex, location

You: ah..

Stranger: haha what?

You: nah i'd rather not disclose that to someone

Stranger: okay. you just recieved cool points

You: thank you

Stranger: wahts up?

You: talking to a strange

You: stranger*

Stranger: yep fun huh

You: a little awkward..but interesting

Stranger: yeah.. a little. so what are you interstests? pardon my spelling im uh... french

Stranger: jk

You: lol

You: it's fine

Stranger: so do you have any hobbies?

You: i guess...painting..

Stranger: really? sweet

You: yep you?

Stranger: i actually paint too but i like to run and swim. i use acrylic

You: ooh cool chinese painting/oil

You: what event do u run/swim?

Stranger: 2 mile in running just short sprints swimming

You: ooh wow..nice endurance

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: sports?

You: no

You: barely passed pe

Stranger: lol your missing out

You: yeah..but i'm too weak

Stranger: why are you on omegle?

You: my friend sent the link to me...

You: sounded...interesting

Stranger: ah. my bro told me about it.

You: ooh cool

Stranger: ooohhhh yeah

Stranger: so im guessing you are a 35 year old woman? am i totally off?

You: nah..i'm a 60 year old guy in a wife beater

Stranger: lol okay

Stranger: i dont have anyting to worry about then

Stranger:

You: hahas

Stranger: im a marine

You: oooh cool

You: lies or not lying?

Stranger: do old guys just like to say "ooohh" am i the one that needs to answer that question?

You: i can be gay for all you know

Stranger: yeah i do know

You: yep

You: i do not consider 60 old

Stranger: sorry.

You: it's ok, it's how old you feel that counts

Stranger: wel then im 85

You: wow..that old...even with sports o.o

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: idk. the marines take it out of ya

You: i guess...a friend's song went to westpoint for college

Stranger: never can get off the vigorous activity level though... im addicted to endorphins

Stranger: yeah? thats cool

Stranger: so what did you do in your day?

You: ooh..wow that's not good for you

Stranger: endorphins are the high you get from excersize..... there not bad for you. lol

Stranger: not drugs. i would never do drugs

You: oh ..well i rarely excerszie..

You: so..i wouldn't know

Stranger: hey. each to his own

You: that's true

You: i guess...well walking my dog can count as excersize

Stranger: yep

You: loveable mutt

Stranger: haha i have a mut too

Stranger: mines a border collie lab

You: ooh nice

You: laberdoodle

Stranger: awwww.... i love those

You: yeah their coats aren't as annoying as labs /poodles

Stranger: so.........

Stranger: ive gtg have a nice life...lol

You: yep

Stranger: semper fi

You: you too

You: semper fi?

Stranger: semper fidelis latin always faithful marine motto?

You: ooh well i learned some things today

You: thank you

Stranger: haha. good man

You: you too

You: good day/evening

Stranger: where are you? its night here.

You: evening then

Stranger: huh?

You: it's evening here

Stranger: oh its 0:37 here

Stranger: lol

You: ah

You: still early 10

Stranger: tell your wife hi for me

You: sure

You: he's asleep

Stranger: haha

Stranger: wait waht?

You:

Stranger: your gay?

Stranger: its cool

You: mmhmm

You: yeah openminded person

Stranger: haha. maybe im lying

You: yep we'll never know

Stranger: just cause i agree with you dosent make me openminded

Stranger: ugh.

You: i should hit the sack long day ahead of me tomorrow

Stranger: okay. adios

Stranger: good luck

You: k bye

[Guest evoJDM pauL]

this site surely kills time

thanks for the website! I'll take advantage of it at work..haha

[Guest gotkiet]

WTF....

THE FIRST time i tried it, it said the person you are chatting with their IP ADDRESS is a registered SEX OFFENDER.

i was like WHAT the hell is this junk!

[Guest dark intuitions]

You: quack

Stranger: meow

You: woof

Stranger: backuuk

Stranger: *chicken*

You: ribbit

Stranger: roar

You: neigh

Stranger: tweet tweet

You: moo

You: pii-ka-chuu

You have disconnected.

I win!

[Guest binjoo]

WTF....

THE FIRST time i tried it, it said the person you are chatting with their IP ADDRESS is a registered SEX OFFENDER.

i was like WHAT the hell is this junk!

I've seen people do that just to scare off/mess with people. They don't actually do that.

Haha.

[Guest MR. LEE'S]

mine was extremely long. haha that guy's nice but sadly i didn't remember his name, but he's swedish and- haha what i remember of him was- he doesn't know what squid is. i found my hard time to explain to him what squid exactly is. but he's damn cute and he always makes me laugh.

[Guest jaeka]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yeah

You: hey, g-dragon here.

Stranger: wtf is a g-dragon?

Stranger: sounds pretty lame

You: GREEN DRAGON.

You: GOSH.

Stranger: Oh, OKAY!

Stranger: well then...

You: YEAH!

Stranger: wtf is GREEN DRAGON supposed to mean?

Stranger: I mean

You: ITS A DRAGON WHICH IS GREEN.

Stranger: I know what a dragon is

Stranger: you know

Stranger: and I know the color

Stranger: right?

You: long lizardy things with teeth :B

Stranger: but the question is:

Stranger: are you nuts?

You: kinda.

You: its like 11pm in england.

Stranger: but otherwise, fine

You: i get kinda ... crazy ;D

Stranger: yeah, it's like 1 am here

You: wow.

You: do you get crazy too?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: I wouldn't be here otherwise

You: haha.

You: made for crazy people this place.

Stranger: yeah, for pervs, mostly

You: yeah o_o

Stranger: well, at least you're not one of them

Stranger: crazy, but well

You: beggars can't be choosers mah man.

Stranger: right

Stranger: so, it's bedtime now, so, nice to have met you

You: you too.

You: take care now

Had funnier but yeah. :')

edit:

I GOT SOME GUY THINKING I'M G-DRAGON.

[Guest .:dark.moon:.]

o___o...this is one of the most weirdest conversations....he asked me what turned me on? as the first question LOL

[Kamakazza]

You: Bonjour

Stranger: I like Sue and Billie Jo, they are both hot

Stranger: Which one should I pick?

You: They are both guys

Stranger: No they are very attractive Girls.

You: Trust me underneath their clothes they are Trannies

Stranger: Your weird

You: You do not know the true definition of weird

You: Always keep the Faith for the DBSK!

Stranger:??

You: OBEY ME!!!... OH YES WE CAN!

You have disconnected.

Lol I was trying to scare them... Then at the end I decided to quote Super Junior`s Full House... This website is funny

[Guest SUKIloo]

Stranger: do you eat poutine with maple syrup ontop of all that mini cooper and wash it down with a bag of milk?

You: how'd you know?

Stranger: while watching hockey?

You: no

You: what's up with you Americans thinking that it's always cold here and all we do is watch hockey?

You: oh yeah we ride polar bears to school too

Stranger: because it's cold as john tesh in our northern cities

Stranger: and you're even farther north than us

Stranger: that's why we think you're cold

You: which state are you from?

Stranger: we think you like hockey because you never shut up about it and you have some sort of national anthem about hockey

Stranger: pennsylvania

You: like you guys and football... same mini cooper

Stranger: i'm from pittsburgh

Stranger: the champions of both hockey and football

Stranger: now what?

You: nothing

You: you're boring

[Guest pasoarN]

haha all those are funny XD

You: hi

Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

You: what?

Stranger: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

You: best at what?

Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

You: who? lol

Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

Stranger: I WILL TRAVEL AROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

Stranger: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE

You: lol

You: which one do you already caught?

Stranger: MUDKIPZ

You: lol

You: is that all?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I ALSO CAUGUHT CHARIZARDS GAY COUSIN

Stranger: DRAGONITE

You: how about pikachu?? x3

You: he's my favorite one

Stranger: HELL NO IS ALL ABOUT RAUCHIU

You: what's your name pokemon master? XD

Stranger: ASH

Stranger: ASH CACTHEM

You: ok

You: how old are you?

Stranger: I THINK IM LIKE 13 OR SOME mini cooper

You: oh you're so young but already such a great dream!!

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: I LOVE POKEMON

Stranger: I MUST CACTH EM ALL

You: i support you!!!

You: GO!! GO!! GO!! you can do it!!!

Stranger: ALL RIGHT IM OFF TO CACTH MORE POKEMON WISH ME LUCK K

You: GOOD LUCK BOY!! XD

[Guest evoJDM pauL]

seriously, if this site is like 10k people more. I bet it'll be fun!

there's funny people out there

[Guest kimmmm]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm a male looking for a fine lady to exchange nude pictures with

You: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im holding a needle

You: i hope your sewing

Stranger: nope

You: i hope your tattooing someone?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: im masturbating you freak!

You: your masturbating with a needle

You: whos the freak now?!

You have disconnected.

[Guest CE2K]

Stranger: R u a MILF?

You: no

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol..?

[Guest dragonfruit]

Stranger: lamo banna ko ha

D: whats that mean OMFG LOL they signed off right after that

and all i said was yo.

[Guest Grace-]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: tja

Stranger: hej din våta kissemiss

You: anhyoung

Stranger: ja fna

You: oddoekaejinae

You: jaljinae?

Stranger: asså orka dig din hora

You: oh arraso

Stranger: ja... sug kuk din feta jävel kommer du från kolbäck eller?

You: uh geurae geurae

Stranger: suk

You: you suck

Stranger: suck ma dock dwg

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: whats up

Stranger: where u belongs

You: huh

You: i belong

You: here

Stranger: i frm dere

You: awesome

You: i know you

Stranger: me too

Stranger: i also know u

You: yeah i remember you

You: do you remember me

Stranger: how can i forgot u

You: you're my best friend

Stranger: y nt

Stranger: it doesnt need any proof

You: huh

Stranger: wher u were frm along tym??

Stranger: i havent see u

You: oh i moved

You: im really sorry

Stranger: no srry in frndship

You: are you sure

Stranger: y nt

You: huh

You: you don't wanna be my best friend anymore

Stranger: y

Stranger: ??

Stranger: yes im urs bestfrnd

You: you said you didn't want to

Stranger: no never

You: oh okay good

You: what a relief

Connection asploded.

haha weird but entertaining

[Guest ♥♥PowerOf9]

^ LMAO OMG the stranger is swearing in swedish XD HAHAHAHAAHAH

I'll translate it for you

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yo

Stranger: hi your wet lion king

You: anhyoung

Stranger: hell yeah

You: oddoekaejinae

You: jaljinae?

Stranger: i can't stand you wh*re

You: oh arraso

Stranger: ja... sug kuk din feta jävel kommer du från kolbäck eller? Yes, suck c*ock you fat b*stard are you from kolbäck

You: uh geurae geurae

Stranger: suk

You: you suck

Stranger: suck ma dock dwg biggrin.gif

[Guest Grace-]

^ oh haha. i was wondering what he was saying.. thanks for translating.. XD