Guest mizz_J Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 HAhahhahah love reading people's conversations! I can't seem to set my heart to do what you guys say to those strangers lol i'm just not creative enough xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest binjoo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I just tried it for the first time today.. It still creeps me out a bit... This one is only slightly funny... but some might not have the same sense of humor as I do... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 13? You: almost Stranger: 12? You: almost Stranger: 14? You: i'm 2. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: Hi You: how's it going Stranger: Pretty well, I guess. Stranger: Omegle is a funny thing. You: yes, it is Stranger: I just had some 19 year old guy try to get me to have cybersex with him. You: well then i guess my plan is foiled You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest karebearr Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 wow...lied my way through a nice convo.......can't exaclty be gay(no offense to those out there who are)..and i wish i had a dog..:/ Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: i hope your not a creeper like all the other guys i just talked to You: uh..i do'tn think i am Stranger: yeah of course you dont Stranger: asl? You: asl? You: no.. You: just thank you is all i know Stranger: age, sex, location You: ah.. Stranger: haha what? You: nah i'd rather not disclose that to someone Stranger: okay. you just recieved cool points You: thank you Stranger: wahts up? You: talking to a strange You: stranger* Stranger: yep fun huh You: a little awkward..but interesting Stranger: yeah.. a little. so what are you interstests? pardon my spelling im uh... french Stranger: jk You: lol You: it's fine Stranger: so do you have any hobbies? You: i guess...painting.. Stranger: really? sweet You: yep you? Stranger: i actually paint too but i like to run and swim. i use acrylic You: ooh cool chinese painting/oil You: what event do u run/swim? Stranger: 2 mile in running just short sprints swimming You: ooh wow..nice endurance Stranger: thanks Stranger: sports? You: no You: barely passed pe Stranger: lol your missing out You: yeah..but i'm too weak Stranger: why are you on omegle? You: my friend sent the link to me... You: sounded...interesting Stranger: ah. my bro told me about it. You: ooh cool Stranger: ooohhhh yeah Stranger: so im guessing you are a 35 year old woman? am i totally off? You: nah..i'm a 60 year old guy in a wife beater Stranger: lol okay Stranger: i dont have anyting to worry about then Stranger: You: hahas Stranger: im a marine You: oooh cool You: lies or not lying? Stranger: do old guys just like to say "ooohh" am i the one that needs to answer that question? You: i can be gay for all you know Stranger: yeah i do know You: yep You: i do not consider 60 old Stranger: sorry. You: it's ok, it's how old you feel that counts Stranger: wel then im 85 You: wow..that old...even with sports o.o Stranger: i guess Stranger: idk. the marines take it out of ya You: i guess...a friend's song went to westpoint for college Stranger: never can get off the vigorous activity level though... im addicted to endorphins Stranger: yeah? thats cool Stranger: so what did you do in your day? You: ooh..wow that's not good for you Stranger: endorphins are the high you get from excersize..... there not bad for you. lol Stranger: not drugs. i would never do drugs You: oh ..well i rarely excerszie.. You: so..i wouldn't know Stranger: hey. each to his own You: that's true You: i guess...well walking my dog can count as excersize Stranger: yep You: loveable mutt Stranger: haha i have a mut too Stranger: mines a border collie lab You: ooh nice You: laberdoodle Stranger: awwww.... i love those You: yeah their coats aren't as annoying as labs /poodles Stranger: so......... Stranger: ive gtg have a nice life...lol You: yep Stranger: semper fi You: you too You: semper fi? Stranger: semper fidelis latin always faithful marine motto? You: ooh well i learned some things today You: thank you Stranger: haha. good man You: you too You: good day/evening Stranger: where are you? its night here. You: evening then Stranger: huh? You: it's evening here Stranger: oh its 0:37 here Stranger: lol You: ah You: still early 10 Stranger: tell your wife hi for me You: sure You: he's asleep Stranger: haha Stranger: wait waht? You: Stranger: your gay? Stranger: its cool You: mmhmm You: yeah openminded person Stranger: haha. maybe im lying You: yep we'll never know Stranger: just cause i agree with you dosent make me openminded Stranger: ugh. You: i should hit the sack long day ahead of me tomorrow Stranger: okay. adios Stranger: good luck You: k bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest evoJDM pauL Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 this site surely kills time thanks for the website! I'll take advantage of it at work..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gotkiet Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 WTF.... THE FIRST time i tried it, it said the person you are chatting with their IP ADDRESS is a registered SEX OFFENDER. i was like WHAT the hell is this junk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dark intuitions Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 You: quack Stranger: meow You: woof Stranger: backuuk Stranger: *chicken* You: ribbit Stranger: roar You: neigh Stranger: tweet tweet You: moo You: pii-ka-chuu You have disconnected. I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest binjoo Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 WTF.... THE FIRST time i tried it, it said the person you are chatting with their IP ADDRESS is a registered SEX OFFENDER. i was like WHAT the hell is this junk! I've seen people do that just to scare off/mess with people. They don't actually do that. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR. LEE'S Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 mine was extremely long. haha that guy's nice but sadly i didn't remember his name, but he's swedish and- haha what i remember of him was- he doesn't know what squid is. i found my hard time to explain to him what squid exactly is. but he's damn cute and he always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jaeka Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yeah You: hey, g-dragon here. Stranger: wtf is a g-dragon? Stranger: sounds pretty lame You: GREEN DRAGON. You: GOSH. Stranger: Oh, OKAY! Stranger: well then... You: YEAH! Stranger: wtf is GREEN DRAGON supposed to mean? Stranger: I mean You: ITS A DRAGON WHICH IS GREEN. Stranger: I know what a dragon is Stranger: you know Stranger: and I know the color Stranger: right? You: long lizardy things with teeth :B Stranger: but the question is: Stranger: are you nuts? You: kinda. You: its like 11pm in england. Stranger: but otherwise, fine You: i get kinda ... crazy ;D Stranger: yeah, it's like 1 am here You: wow. You: do you get crazy too? Stranger: sure Stranger: I wouldn't be here otherwise You: haha. You: made for crazy people this place. Stranger: yeah, for pervs, mostly You: yeah o_o Stranger: well, at least you're not one of them Stranger: crazy, but well You: beggars can't be choosers mah man. Stranger: right Stranger: so, it's bedtime now, so, nice to have met you You: you too. You: take care now Had funnier but yeah. :') edit: I GOT SOME GUY THINKING I'M G-DRAGON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .:dark.moon:. Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 o___o...this is one of the most weirdest conversations....he asked me what turned me on? as the first question LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamakazza Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 You: Bonjour Stranger: I like Sue and Billie Jo, they are both hot Stranger: Which one should I pick? You: They are both guys Stranger: No they are very attractive Girls. You: Trust me underneath their clothes they are Trannies Stranger: Your weird You: You do not know the true definition of weird You: Always keep the Faith for the DBSK! Stranger:?? You: OBEY ME!!!... OH YES WE CAN! You have disconnected. Lol I was trying to scare them... Then at the end I decided to quote Super Junior`s Full House... This website is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SUKIloo Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Stranger: do you eat poutine with maple syrup ontop of all that mini cooper and wash it down with a bag of milk? You: how'd you know? Stranger: while watching hockey? You: no You: what's up with you Americans thinking that it's always cold here and all we do is watch hockey? You: oh yeah we ride polar bears to school too Stranger: because it's cold as john tesh in our northern cities Stranger: and you're even farther north than us Stranger: that's why we think you're cold You: which state are you from? Stranger: we think you like hockey because you never shut up about it and you have some sort of national anthem about hockey Stranger: pennsylvania You: like you guys and football... same mini cooper Stranger: i'm from pittsburgh Stranger: the champions of both hockey and football Stranger: now what? You: nothing You: you're boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pasoarN Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 haha all those are funny XD You: hi Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST You: what? Stranger: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS You: best at what? Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST You: who? lol Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE Stranger: I WILL TRAVEL AROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: lol You: which one do you already caught? Stranger: MUDKIPZ You: lol You: is that all? Stranger: NO Stranger: I ALSO CAUGUHT CHARIZARDS GAY COUSIN Stranger: DRAGONITE You: how about pikachu?? x3 You: he's my favorite one Stranger: HELL NO IS ALL ABOUT RAUCHIU You: what's your name pokemon master? XD Stranger: ASH Stranger: ASH CACTHEM You: ok You: how old are you? Stranger: I THINK IM LIKE 13 OR SOME mini cooper You: oh you're so young but already such a great dream!! Stranger: YEAH Stranger: I LOVE POKEMON Stranger: I MUST CACTH EM ALL You: i support you!!! You: GO!! GO!! GO!! you can do it!!! Stranger: ALL RIGHT IM OFF TO CACTH MORE POKEMON WISH ME LUCK K You: GOOD LUCK BOY!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest evoJDM pauL Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 seriously, if this site is like 10k people more. I bet it'll be fun! there's funny people out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kimmmm Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm a male looking for a fine lady to exchange nude pictures with You: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im holding a needle You: i hope your sewing Stranger: nope You: i hope your tattooing someone? Stranger: NO Stranger: im masturbating you freak! You: your masturbating with a needle You: whos the freak now?! You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CE2K Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Stranger: R u a MILF? You: no Stranger: ok Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dragonfruit Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Stranger: lamo banna ko ha D: whats that mean OMFG LOL they signed off right after that and all i said was yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grace- Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: tja Stranger: hej din våta kissemiss You: anhyoung Stranger: ja fna You: oddoekaejinae You: jaljinae? Stranger: asså orka dig din hora You: oh arraso Stranger: ja... sug kuk din feta jävel kommer du från kolbäck eller? You: uh geurae geurae Stranger: suk You: you suck Stranger: suck ma dock dwg Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey You: whats up Stranger: where u belongs You: huh You: i belong You: here Stranger: i frm dere You: awesome You: i know you Stranger: me too Stranger: i also know u You: yeah i remember you You: do you remember me Stranger: how can i forgot u You: you're my best friend Stranger: y nt Stranger: it doesnt need any proof You: huh Stranger: wher u were frm along tym?? Stranger: i havent see u You: oh i moved You: im really sorry Stranger: no srry in frndship You: are you sure Stranger: y nt You: huh You: you don't wanna be my best friend anymore Stranger: y Stranger: ?? Stranger: yes im urs bestfrnd You: you said you didn't want to Stranger: no never You: oh okay good You: what a relief Connection asploded. haha weird but entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ♥♥PowerOf9 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 ^ LMAO OMG the stranger is swearing in swedish XD HAHAHAHAAHAH I'll translate it for you Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo Stranger: hi your wet lion king You: anhyoung Stranger: hell yeah You: oddoekaejinae You: jaljinae? Stranger: i can't stand you wh*re You: oh arraso Stranger: ja... sug kuk din feta jävel kommer du från kolbäck eller? Yes, suck c*ock you fat b*stard are you from kolbäck You: uh geurae geurae Stranger: suk You: you suck Stranger: suck ma dock dwg biggrin.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grace- Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 ^ oh haha. i was wondering what he was saying.. thanks for translating.. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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