Guest xpassionate Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 You: hi Stranger: f or m You: f You: u You: ? Stranger: male Stranger: are you sexy:) You: r u kidding? You: im effing You: catwoman You: LOL Stranger: ohh nice Stranger: age You: asl ? You: im not suree... i have 9 lives, but died 3 times. Stranger: 21 male holland You: i guess i'm 10 ? LOL Stranger: hoho Stranger: hoho You: holland? You: where dat Stranger: near german You: ooo You: icic You: i live You: NY. You: meoww~ Stranger: do you have pic You: of my tail? Stranger: oke You: nope. no tail. You: tailless catwoman Stranger: i want only look You: i look want only Stranger: you send than i send You: you send then you send again (i was being reallly re*tarded LOOOOL!) You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest octoberbabyy Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Stranger: So, I am sitting at work, playing on Reddit, and I feel the urge to fart. I tighten up my buttocks, and slowly let it loosen up so it will come out quietly. To my suprise, there was no fart, it was all liquid. You: Same thing happened to me. Stranger: Seriously? You: No. Short and stupid convo. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Chan Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Stranger: hey I made a collection of windows xp / vista / 7, icons/cursors/and themes Stranger: check it out Stranger: http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/2380968_...sors_Themes.exe You: honda-tech owns you! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: 14/f/ca You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I LIKE CHICKEN Stranger: me too You: I'M GONNA EAT YOU You: CAPSLOCK TO EMPHASIZE RAGE Stranger: .... Stranger: haha You: YOU SCARE ME You have disconnected. that's all for today. I'm going to mess around later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ichigotchii Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Tee Hee, the first one was fun! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: umm...hi Stranger: from? You: Australia You: you? Stranger: indonesia You: cool Stranger: what r u doing now? You: absolutely nothing. You: and u? Stranger: listening music, sitting, chatting with u You: cool. You: what kind of music do u listen to? Stranger: pop Stranger: a korean song You: really? let me guess, it's by Big Bang? Stranger: no Stranger: a song by SS501 You: Oh yeah! I think i might have heard of them....maybe. I'm not sure! lol Stranger: i like it. well do u know boys before flowers? You: Yes! Stranger: i like its ost song You: That's cool. I've heard it a few times before! I don't really listen to THAT much korean stuff tho. More Japanese stuff...weird huh? Stranger: You: lol. Can i ask, r u from soompi? Stranger: no You: oh, okay, just wondering...... Stranger: i dont know what soompi is. Stranger: hahaha You: Oh! It's a forum...alot of cool stuff on there. Thats how i found this website! Stranger: ooh. You: Yeah. Umm....have you heard of Epik High? Stranger: no, sorry You: Okay. Wow, i must seem really weird to u! Talking bout all this stuff you've never heard of! lol Stranger: yeah haha, but its ok. You: haha. Thanks. How old r u? Stranger: 16 Stranger: you? You: 15 Stranger: in fact im 13 haha Stranger: sorry~ You: That's okay! Hahah, you added on 3 years to yourself! Why? Stranger: because many people in omegle dont want to chat with me of i say im 13 Stranger: *if i say You: What silly people! As long as you act mature, then it shouldn't matter what age you are! Stranger: yeah You: Haha, that's what made me dump my old boyfriend. He was acctually older than me, but he was so imature! Stranger: im glad to chat with you Stranger: bye I think i scared the second one off... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello!~ Stranger: hi You: Um...hi? Stranger: um You: UMMMMMMMM Haha.....UMM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj_buta Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I will talk first You: lol You: ok Stranger: success Stranger: hey :3 Stranger: asl You: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b18c1 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 dang i think i have the shortest one Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiiiiii You: sup dog Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahdee Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I learned that Venezuela's clocks are set back 30minutes from the rest of the world, because of their president Hugo Chavez. I learned all this from a dude in the omegle lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dragonfruit Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 LOL this is funny XD im just being a random jackarse to everyone LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ganbaa Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Haha so funny. Stranger: hi... m or f? You: Hi You: F Stranger: I am m Stranger: how old? You: 21 You: and u? Stranger: 26 Stranger: from? You: usa You: u? Stranger: me too Stranger: state? You: co Stranger: I am from MA Stranger: where in co? You: denver Stranger: I have been there on june! You: gotta go You: talk u later byee Stranger: why? Stranger: wait!!! You: im so tired lol You: i need to sleep Stranger: do u have msn Stranger: ? You: no i dont use You: sorry Stranger: because here everybody is below 18... Stranger: u are 21!!! Stranger: so dont leave!!! Stranger: You: im sorry i gotta go hehe talk u later byee Stranger: bbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simplicity90 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i was with my friend when she did this... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: asl? You: 4000/Dragon/the Land Before Time You: You? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey You: Hiya Stranger: asl? You: 4000/dragon/the Land Before Time You: you? Stranger: u again Your conversational partner has disconnected. poor guy, got him twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jeexo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^ LOL AWWW! damn, the site's not working for me >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest J*aime Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Stranger: your gay You: no you're gay Stranger: no you are You: no you are Stranger: You are now speaking with a registered sex offender. They can't see this message, but it is law that you do. Never give out personal information online. Stranger: hey You: lol Stranger: i like to eat flowers You: umm.. okay.. Stranger: do u like eating flowers You: no.. Stranger: Hey you person on this omegle Stranger: would you like Stranger: to Stranger: cuddle Stranger: with my face Stranger: or would you prefer Stranger: a free puppy You: i want a free puppy Stranger: YOU BASTARD Stranger: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING LOL.. i just finished an hour long conversation with a 2pm girl fan from korea because i was from seattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xyeun Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: where are you from? You: Here Stranger: ...i'm from korea and you? You: CA Stranger: umm..../ Stranger: what time is it? You: I don`t know lol Stranger: 너 한국인이지...? You: nope LOL Stranger: .... what is your name Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I found this interesting since the person typed in korean like very randomly lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dekay Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 haha I think I had fun with this one. You: Hey Stranger: hey You: talk to me, tell me your name Stranger: i'm kamila Stranger: and you? You: You blow me off like it's all the same You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away Like a bomb... yeah baby Talk to me, tell me your sign You're switchin' sides like a Gemini You're playing games And now you're hittin' my heart Like a drum... yeah baby Stranger: what re u talkin about? You: She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history You: She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever lokked so fine She reminds me That a woman's got one thing on her mind You: ok sorry You: i was only trying to start convo You: Stranger: it's okay...is that a song? You: ok seriously tho You: Talk to me, tell me the news Stranger: hahaha LOL Stranger: whats ur name? You: You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes We'll dance all night until the band goes home Then you're gone... yeah baby Well, if it looks like love Should be a crime They better lock me up for live I'll do the time With a smile on my face Thinkin' of her in her Leather and lace You: I'm sorry again, didn't catch your name, what was it again? Stranger: oh nooo what did you do? You: She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history Stranger: re you singing a song? Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilmzwhoa Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: alohaaaa! Stranger: want a honry girl You: let's play pretend! You: Stranger: ok Stranger: msn You: let's pretend that i'm a girl, ok? Stranger: woshilusai2050@sina.com Stranger: no You: muuahahahahahaa! You have disconnected. fyi, i AM a girl. hahaha. talk about reverse psychology. muaaaahahahaaa!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dekay Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I don't know if its just me but I feel like I'm talking to the same person over and over again, keep getting people claiming they're 15-16 yr old females from Korea, wtf?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Octopus__ Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^ I feel like I keep getting the same horny guy over and over. >>; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angelbaby21 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Stranger: heeyyy You: heyyyy You: where have you beenn all my life You: =P Stranger: haha waiting for you Stranger: where are you from? You: haha nicee You: california Stranger: me too Stranger: so cal You: thats cooll :] Stranger: haha yea hahah i thought the begining was pretty funny ahha he or shee... played along loll x] i met someone from korea too he was teaching me lol prettyy tightt :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thepowerofthestar Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 This is a strange application, but interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SiSyd Choi Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I can't believe I had fun chatting with my partner, he seems very nice haha.. Some funny parts though Stranger: whats the weather like in malaysia? You: rainy and windy, hot sometimes.. You: it's autumn there? Stranger: almost Stranger: but i'm still hot xD Stranger: even tho its 2° outside... You: really? You: how can you still be hot? Stranger: well i'm inside xD You: LOL that make sense.. and You: what time is it there? Stranger: 3 am Stranger: you? You: 9.10 am You: friday or saturday? Stranger: saturday Stranger: so your like in the future xD he's a fun guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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