skipperish Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 WTF O___O Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: hello(: Stranger: hai emo You: o__o Stranger: i love emos You: err You: okayyy You: o__o Stranger: u want my msn? You: uhmm You: its okayy You: o__o Stranger: for nice talk tomorrow i exited before he said ANYTHING ELSE O_____O heres another one o___o -- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: wanna go out/ You: hell no ped0phile You have disconnected. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest planetarium15 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Stranger: hey You: yo Stranger: im bord You: Me too Stranger: guy or girl?? You: hermaphrodite Stranger: wat da freak is that?? You: educate yourself and google it =) Stranger: cant u just tell me?? You: but then the joke wouldn't be funny Stranger: please jus tell me Stranger: ....... You: I can act as both a male and female You: But of course if you're smart... You: you would know that's not true Stranger: ok u lost me Stranger: im confusd You: not only that...but you seem to always forget to put an "e" where an "e" is needed Stranger: thats because i dont like to Stranger: u happy now that i put an e where an e is supposed to belong Stranger: oh wait i forgot to spell you right Stranger: sorry You: that's alright Stranger: wow You: ....... Stranger: wat bout h*rny do u no that word?? Stranger: cause dats wat i am rite now You: I do kno dat word very well Stranger: dats good Stranger: wat bout u wanna cure me bein h*rny?? You: not really Stranger: watevr Your conversational partner has disconnected. ---- well that was interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hisociety Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 LOLOLOL EDIT: You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls Stranger: Stranger: You're right! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls Stranger: i'm a girl looking for them srry Your conversational partner has disconnected. ^ this girl made me lol Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: / Stranger: ? You: hermaphrodite Your conversational partner has disconnected. there was one who was really smart.. he enlightened me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trinity <3 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 LOL Stranger: hi! 23 m greece and u? You: hi You: i'm a male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: m Stranger: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. people are sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelarr Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Haha, my friend's that I found funny. Stranger: p_nis length? You: 10 Stranger: inches? You: can you beat that hm? Stranger: nah dude You: kilometres Stranger: LOL Stranger: you the man You: i know aye You: people gotta hurdle over it You: if they walk past Stranger: lmao!! You: mostly they trip and fall You: poor souls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seeepluss Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Stranger: hello~ You: hey You: what's good? Stranger: yeah? Stranger: i'm fine~ You: that's good to know Stranger: um You: yeah? Stranger: um~~where r u from? You: I'm from my mom Stranger: john tesh~~~~you~~~ LOLOL, that was amusing .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest myxlove101 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Stranger: Hey I'm a 23 year old male from sweden looking for a horny girl with webcam on msn You: hey! You: Im a 46 year old male from sweden and looking for a horny 23 year old male with webcam on msn. Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: wats up? You: are you from soompi? Stranger: no..... i dont even kno where that is You: .... Stranger: im from pa, us You: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. -- People are so fun to mess with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest babiloveyoo Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Stranger: hey You: sup Your conversational partner has disconnected. PUHAHAHA that was short Xp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xqtpi Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Stranger: hi You: I'm a vampire. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jadeooo Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 LOLOLOL EDIT: You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls Stranger: Stranger: You're right! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls Stranger: i'm a girl looking for them srry Your conversational partner has disconnected. ^ this girl made me lol Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: / Stranger: ? You: hermaphrodite Your conversational partner has disconnected. there was one who was really smart.. he enlightened me. ROFLLLLLLL SOOO FUNNNNYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Everlasting Melody; Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 This was mine O___o I went all random lol. The guy was a weirdo =_=;; This is a bot right?! O__O;; Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] You: O.O Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how are you? You: not good ! You: you? Stranger: why? You: idk ! ^__^ are you periwinkle? Stranger: yes? Stranger: no? You: how can you not know lol? You: do you like cheese? You: i like cheese You: cheese is good You: nvm i don't feel like eating cheese =_= You: i want a strawberry You: do you like strawberries? Stranger: i prefer cherries Stranger: if you know what i mean You: eww i hate cherries ! D:< You: cherries are nasty to me Stranger: nah Stranger: very delicious Stranger: especially if they're a virgin You: nope You: you're weird You: don't rape men You: lol Then he disconnected rofl xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest torteca Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Stranger: Tell me something amazing and unique about yourself. You: i'm an alien Stranger: Really? I'm a vampire. You: Yea. Stranger: But not the sparkly kool-aidgots. You: I came to earth just 2 days ago Stranger: I was a vampire fan much much much before that Twilight nonsense. You: Didn't you see my UFO? Stranger: I did not. You: I watched that movie in my homeland You: Do you all really behave like that Stranger: Horrible, isn't it? Stranger: No. You: So how do you all behave You: We aliens eat stars Stranger: Vampires, or humanity? You: Vampires Stranger: We're elegant and graceful, and don't jump from tree-to-tree or sparkle in the sunlight. Stranger: We love forever. You: Wow. You: So you drink human blood? Stranger: Well. In moderation. You: Wow. You: We aliens drink milk. You: From alicows Stranger: I'm lactose intolerant. ^^ Stranger: I drink rice milk. You: wanna try alicows? You: They don't contain lactose Stranger: That would be better for me, indeed. You: Okay. You: So take a step forward then backward tehn left then right then left then forward then backward You: The milk is in front of you now You: Drink it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL. I think I was being crazy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bishie_bashie Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i got this: Stranger: 예예 Stranger: 그놈의예예 Stranger: 드러운아이드걸스 Stranger: 우리는더이상jyp가아닙니다 Stranger: 널닮은인형에다주문을또걸어내가 Your conversational partner has disconnected. anyone wanna translate? =s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoC-x Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Stranger: are you a muggle? You: LOL Stranger: Thought so... LOL WTSHIET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0ra Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ^LOLL, that's an amazing conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hconnie Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i got this: Stranger: 예예 Stranger: 그놈의예예 Stranger: 드러운아이드걸스 Stranger: 우리는더이상jyp가아닙니다 Stranger: 널닮은인형에다주문을또걸어내가 Your conversational partner has disconnected. anyone wanna translate? =s LOL thats the song from Dirty Eyed Girls, 2PM and 2AM sang it on Wild Bunny. If you dont know them then its just a parody of the song Abracadabra maybe your stranger was from soompi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PRINCE KYARII Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Stranger: hallo You: HI Stranger: how are you You: IM GOOOD You: you? Stranger: im john teshin great You: OH YEAH? You: COOL. Stranger: Yeah! You: YEAH! Stranger: OH YEAH You: YEAHHH!!! Stranger: HELLLLL YEAAAAAAAAHHHH! You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH GUUUUUUUUURLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH! You: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHH WAYAYYAYYYYY!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD You: so wassupppppppp frannn? Stranger: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!! Stranger: fran Stranger: who the john tesh is fran You: OAFIFSKFBSFKL WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAZERSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:D:D:D You: =[ You: franfranfran?! Stranger: is fran a n***** Stranger: because i hate n****** You: D: You: what dont you hate? Stranger: depends on the time of day You: OHHHHHHHHHH You: OH YEAH? You: OH NO , NO WAYZ I GOTTA GOS. ADIOSSS Stranger: what Stranger: your leaving me -- i disconnected i didnt like it when he said he hates ____s >_> freak. censored it i guess i was kinda weird ? o_o i was like OH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and all LOL then got a little too comfortable talking to this stranger since she was same age and gender HAHA Stranger: hi You: HARRO! You: HAO YU TUDAI?! You: YU OK TUDAI? Stranger: ies You: WAI YU NU TUK BAK? Stranger: iu? You: YU OK TUDAI LITE?! You: TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYL ME YU OK! Stranger: ok , can you be more normal ? You: D: okay fine Stranger: i'm fine, thanks Stranger: hahahaha You: hahhahaa You: hahahahhahha You: hahhahahhahahahaa You: hahhahaahahahhaha Stranger: ok , where are you from ? You: UM You: GUESS? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: canada ? You: NOPE You: YOU TELL ME FIRST. Stranger: ok , i'm from brazil . you ? SO ON SO ON SO ON.. too long to put it xD then she disconnectted LOLOL Stranger: 17 m England... i have cam.. u? You: 17 m England... i have cam.. NO You: I NOT HOMO!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Stranger: hay secksee You: hay ooglay i had more chats.. but too much to put them down.. one kid was looking for a girl to marry..wtheck >_> LOL! yeah.. i guess i kinda got carried away and did a lot of chats.. =_= kinda entertaining and weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xxiaoMEI Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: boogeyman Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alixana Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Stranger: hi You: O.O hello there Stranger: haha Stranger: what are you doing You: talking to you mostly and skinning the bear I just killed Stranger: except chating You: where are you from? Stranger: chinese Stranger: and you / You: soompi Stranger: i do not know your country You: ^^ that's okay Stranger: what is your major? You: magic. i'm training to be auror and hunt dark wizards! Stranger: so powerful Stranger: i like it Stranger: your location You: indeed my friend. i fight for common people, and protect them from the one who must not be named! i'm like sailor moon, olny 100000x better. i'm at hogwarts right now Stranger: i am a college student You: that's pretty amazing! i admire you! Stranger: thinks You: toodles friend, i must save the world again! love messing with people on omegle XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mentalfiction Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 MINE WAS JUST BORING LOL Stranger: what's your speciality? You: speciality as in? Stranger: well,,, hmph... i meant at your studies You: physics. You: im going to be a scientist You: |D Stranger: sounds nice You: sounds great ;D Stranger: at the moment we're dealing with electrical things in physics You: aweesome You: zap someone Stranger: basics of condensators and stuff like that,, ,later this year we will be dealing with magnetism as well You: ZAAP SOMEONE Stranger: ? You: sowoneul marhaebwaaa~~~ You: TRRANSLATION You: TELL MEEE UR WISHHHHHH Stranger: wish? You: yesssssssh Stranger: about what? You: anyyything You: a wish You: 'cuz im genieeee You: and i wear sailor clothes Stranger: okay... You: no really. You: just tell me ur wish Stranger: i don't have any wishes You: oh come on You: ur perfectly happy...and happily perfect? Stranger: wishes doesn't make me happy You: ...really? You: dunt you wanna be mr boogie?? (LOL f(x) song) You: *poke* Stranger: maybe later You: yaaaaayyyy You: ^^ You: ...gosh you type slow You: im out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.