Guest StraWbeRrY1123 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 i had such a long conversation! You: are u alien Stranger: hi Stranger: no You: oh You: robot? Stranger: you just talking for fun You: im bored! You: D: You: so wat r u... Stranger: do you have msn You: no i quit that thing long time ago Stranger: oh Stranger: where are you from You: america You: u Stranger: i am chinese You: oh really... interesting! You: mandarin? cantonese? Stranger: yes , You: which one Stranger: cantonese You: ohh cool You: teach me cantonese! Stranger: do you know chinese You: how do u say im very thirsty? Stranger: of couse You: no i dont know chinese Stranger: 我很渴了 You: too bad i dont know how to read that..... You: =[ You: where do u live? Stranger: i live in china Stranger: i foud that my english is too bad ,and i don't know how to talking You: type in chinese hahah im currently learning a lil bit of chinese that was only part of it hahah.... he told me his name in chinese and gave me his msn too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iExotic Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey Homie You: AM I TALKING TO A STRANGER? Stranger: You sure are niggs You: OH FSHOFSHO You: WSUP DAawwwgg Stranger: hahahahah You: How you doing!?! Stranger: Nothing much home boy you? You: NAH MANN You: HOME GIRL You: YEEEh Stranger: asl You: woahwoah You: we're strangers You: D: Stranger: hahahaha okay fine You: ALRIGHT You: let's keep it like that homiee You: ASL!? ahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StHoly Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 this is freaking creepy.. stranger : my name is al me : i'm ___ stranger : ppl suck my Richard stranger : they all suck up to me.. i was like.. O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IckyVicky<3dongbang Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hola Stranger: asl ? You: urs? Stranger: age sex location You: i know i asked urs Stranger: urs ? You: yours Stranger: i asked first You: so i asked 2nd then user disconnected xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss.Understood Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Stranger: hi You: honey honey Stranger: sugar You: pie Stranger: american pie You: band camp! Stranger: looool Stranger: stifler You: milf? Stranger: hahahaahahha Stranger: you win You: you betcha You: nice chatting with you. peaaccee Lol. First time I talked to a normal person. Too bad I ended the convo early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MillianXstar Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You: hi Stranger: daisy of love is a s***. Stranger: I hate her. You: i hate her too then Stranger: im glad we agree ...then my stranger disconnected... I don't hate daisy btw...whoever she is...T.T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest epikxlove Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 i had like an hour conversation.. which i ended up closing. the guy thought i was interesting cuz i was asian lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iced_ Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 This is so fun hehe cracks me up:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IPwnx3 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 i cant believe i just went through 23 pages X] i had a very nice convo with this dude. i never got his name though X] sad he was nice. but our convo got diconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dudeilovefood Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Okay, I'm trying it right now. I'ma act so rude! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heyy Stranger: hehy Stranger: hey* You: Whassaawwwp homie You: UHHHHH Stranger: you sound like a wannabe sunshine You: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, WHAT ADDRESS, WHAT GENDER, WHAT KIND OF HAIR, RACE, GRADES, SCHOOL? You: DROP IT DOWN Stranger: why, so u can rape my bubble gum? You: maybe i am You: You: howd you know You: i feel like a fruit sometimes, ya know? Stranger: you seem about 14, unsure of the fact if ur a kool-aid or not You: faqa You: faqs* You: lllllllllllllmaooo maybe im 8 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Next, im acting innocent Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: Hello, my name is Stranger ! Your's You You: hey stranger Stranger: I heard you liek mudkips You: wtf i like mudpies, you got it all wrong Stranger: Then, do me ! You: do what You: LOL You: HAHAHAHA You: im such a loserrr Stranger: Me You: huh? Stranger: Then, I'll poop on you You: 2 girls one cupp Stranger: And you'll say "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME" You: wtf gett out loser nexttt! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hola Stranger: whats up You: are you a girl or boy Stranger: i am a boy You: EW COOTIES nexttt! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: are you a girl or boy Stranger: girl You: oohh You: cool Stranger: you? You: me too Stranger: ah You: ive been like annoying the &^* out of people You: so how old are you? Stranger: lol Stranger: 17 You: im not a pervert, LOL You: ohh im younger You: im 15 Stranger: cool You: lol You: mdkejwflerge4eeeeeeeeeeeeeee You have disconnected. thast all :0 its kinda boring. all you do is hi, bye or some dude says screw me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimsers Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 LOL. The first conversation I had was really boring and normal. Some guy from Britain O_O. My second one was really strangee. - Stranger: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga? You: Yes Stranger: okay Stranger: good You: yes, it is You: do you? Stranger: You watch that way, I'll be in the teleporter - O_O Yeahh. This website is so interesting. XDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spiral_flare Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Man, the thing about this site is that now it's sort of where I go whenever I'm bored. And in the past couple of days, I've met at least 4 people who I talked to for more than 2 hours, because they're so interesting. Sad though, that it's just over the internet. Like, I could be great friends with them if we knew each other in real life. But there's also really boring people there too, and some creepy ones. I just disconnect until I get an interesting person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wtf.Ciindy Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 For my first one, I got a really interesting person. We talked for a really long time! I'm sad that our conversation asploded (WTF does that mean!?) Anyways, I would post it up, but it's a little long lol. Our convo started off really random though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrawberryKisses Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Stranger: Will u talk dirty to me until i c**... i have a massive e******* You: =.= You: lol Stranger: sooo will u?? You: hahaha u like men too? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Damn, the number of pervs this site must have on. ----- One more: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: NOOOOOOO You: WHYYYYY?! Stranger: what? You: WHY DID YOU SAY HI? You: now i have to kill u Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think I scared him/her off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~dhluvr4ever~ Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi? Stranger: from? You: here(: You: haha you ? Stranger: u first You: north carolina Stranger: aust You: austin texas ? Stranger: no Stranger: australia You: its pretty late over here Stranger: its morning here You: yeahhh. You: tis mah first time here. You: why do you come here ? Stranger: to chat You: lol yeah..ditto.. ROFL. he was soooo boring ! Okay, I'm trying it right now. I'ma act so rude! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heyy Stranger: hehy Stranger: hey* You: Whassaawwwp homie You: UHHHHH Stranger: you sound like a wannabe sunshine You: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, WHAT ADDRESS, WHAT GENDER, WHAT KIND OF HAIR, RACE, GRADES, SCHOOL? You: DROP IT DOWN Stranger: why, so u can rape my bubble gum? You: maybe i am You: You: howd you know You: i feel like a fruit sometimes, ya know? Stranger: you seem about 14, unsure of the fact if ur a kool-aid or not You: faqa You: faqs* You: lllllllllllllmaooo maybe im 8 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Next, im acting innocent Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: Hello, my name is Stranger ! Your's You You: hey stranger Stranger: I heard you liek mudkips You: wtf i like mudpies, you got it all wrong Stranger: Then, do me ! You: do what You: LOL You: HAHAHAHA You: im such a loserrr Stranger: Me You: huh? Stranger: Then, I'll poop on you You: 2 girls one cupp Stranger: And you'll say "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME" You: wtf gett out loser nexttt! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hola Stranger: whats up You: are you a girl or boy Stranger: i am a boy You: EW COOTIES nexttt! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: are you a girl or boy Stranger: girl You: oohh You: cool Stranger: you? You: me too Stranger: ah You: ive been like annoying the &^* out of people You: so how old are you? Stranger: lol Stranger: 17 You: im not a pervert, LOL You: ohh im younger You: im 15 Stranger: cool You: lol You: mdkejwflerge4eeeeeeeeeeeeeee You have disconnected. thast all :0 its kinda boring. all you do is hi, bye or some dude says screw me. oh wow ROFL. you're funny Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: SUPPPPPP Stranger: nothing You: nothing? You: no ceiling?' You: no sky? Stranger: im in the outer universe You: interesting.. You: i get it Stranger: the internet connection is superb You: i believe so too. You: i guess. You: omegle is soo weird. You: there can be really weird ppl out here You: DANG You: 1822 users You: these ppl have alot of time ! Stranger: well Stranger: you and me are on this too Stranger: i'm pretty damn normal You: yawp yawp. Stranger: i don't know about you You: im doing this for a site. Stranger: haha ;p You: intentionally ! You: normal ppl get no fun in their lives. You: agh, poor you. Stranger: you're doing this for a site? meaning You: MEANING, i'm intentionally being annoying You: and so im posting it. You: well, you wouldn't know. You: you're probably too normal to understand. You: i dont mean to be rude (: Stranger: normality is a bit well hard Stranger: to understand You: not it's not. You: i can be normal. You: watch. You: hi. You: ummm.... You: see, catching my drift ? You: okay You: ill let you go talk with other more normal ppl (: dang they're boring.xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Subways Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 You: HI Stranger: Hello You: how are you You: are you good? Stranger: Depressed You: oh You: why is that? Stranger: Lots of stress the last two weeks of school You: high school? You: university? Stranger: Broke up with boyfriend so I don't feel like I have a really close friend. No College Stranger: HS was a breeze You: ooh You: so you're in college? Stranger: Yeah You: which college? Stranger: UMR You: is that in America? Stranger: yeah You: I go to the University of Waterloo in Canada You: and its alrite You: most of the time I don't ever feel like I have close friends either Stranger: Then the friends I do have I doubt if they would care if I just never showed up anymore You: i doubt that You: you're probably just insecure from the break up Stranger: Probably, I just can't get myself thinking any other way. It is very frustrating knowing your wrong but not being able to convince yourself to think that way You: well the important thing is to call your friends out and take initiative You: you don't want a vicious cycle of them not calling you and you not calling them and each thinking the other doesn't care Stranger: I always visit them it is never the other way around. You: well they're spending time with you either way, some people just don't like to make plans or since they know you do they let you make the plans You: to get your mind off we should talk about something else Stranger: What would you like to talk about? You: tell me about what you're studying Stranger: I am a Computer Engineer. I am just about finished with my second year. You: A girl computer engineer You: thats uncommon around here You: I finished my first year or urban planning in april You: of* Stranger: I'm the only girl in one of my Comp E classes. Stranger: Cool You: haha its like that at waterloo to You: you must be popular Stranger: I have atleast two ex's here who still want to date me its annoying. You: is that worse than if no one wants to date you? Stranger: With one of they yeah it is. Stranger: The one isn't so bad but one its stalkerish Stranger: (is You: haha You: I can imagine that being creepy You: most of my girl friends tell me about their stalkers You: and they always are just regulary looking people You: and some are even my friends You: would have never guessed Stranger: I probably never should have date him. You: when my girlfriend and I broke up I had way too much pride to even talk to her again even when I still loved her You: well you live life forward and you learn from it backwards You: you might have always wondered what if if you didn't date him Stranger: maybe. I was a rebound thing how that I look at it, but you are right. Stranger: I just got to move on You: so what are your plans? Stranger: Well I am taking classes this Summer. Renting my first apartment with some friends. Stranger: No long term plans yet You: oh ! You: me too You: next year i'm living off campus with friends for the first time You: i always hoped to have friends like in the sitcom friends Stranger: lol You: haha its lame i know You: one of my dreams is to have a surpirse birthday party You: i really don't think i'll ever have one though Stranger: yeah that would be cool Stranger: I do surprises for my friends when I remember their b-day You: you're a great friend haha You: after going to university You: it seems like i've lost all my friends You: save for a couple You: but what wa sstrange was You: people that i barely talked to You: became closer to me You: i guess its kinda like when you move away everyone is trying to form new bonds Stranger: lol I didn't have very many friends in HS, but one guy I never talked to then we talk a lot now. You: same same You: happened to me with a couple of people You: kinda like now that everyones gone when u meet someone from a common ground as you you want to get closer to them You: what kinda place are you renting out next year? Stranger: 2 bedroom apartments You: so how many friends? Stranger: two side by side Stranger: 6 friends Stranger: well 5 Stranger: three per apartment You: how much is it per month for you? Stranger: about $160 for rent Stranger: its 525 for one side and 425 for the other You: wow seriously You: my rend is about You: rent* You: 520 and thats not including electricity Stranger: yeah, this doesn't include anything Stranger: small place Stranger: but that is high Stranger: how much is school? You: well in Canada the government covers it for us You: and then we pay them back later You: so I'm not exactly sure You: its around You: 10000 per year You: excluding living expenses You: and supplies and books You: what about you? Stranger: If you include everything it is $20,000 for two semesters here. You: ahh i see You: oh You: so tell me about yourself You: like your background and the likes Stranger: Ever heard of Branson? You: hmm I don't think so You: tell me more Stranger: Tourist town in Missouri Stranger: Thats where I grew up Stranger: 8 months of traffic, tourist, and more traffic. 2 Months of Christmas, then two months an empty city. Stranger: I went to a HS just outside of town. I was on the math team You: is it one of those small towns with a lot of heritage? Stranger: Not really. The Simpsons put it best. It is like Las Vegas if run by Baptists. You: HAHA You: know I know Branson You: I remember that episode haha Stranger: lol You: thats cool You: it seems like an eventful place at least Stranger: yeah. Stranger: Kind of fun. I worked all summer there when I was in HS. Stranger: Hmm it is almost woot time. You: well seems like an easy place to get a job too You: woot time? Stranger: woot.com is a site that has a new deal at midnight Central everyday. You: oooh You: its 1 am here haha Stranger: huh they are selling a plant You: what kinda plant? Stranger: mini rose bush Stranger: or a USB Missile Launcher... Stranger: they have 4 deals a day You: the usb missile launcher does sound interesting haha You: is it a toy? Stranger: yeah Stranger: nerf darts You: haha You: do you order these things online? Stranger: yeah Stranger: http://sellout.woot.com/Default.aspx?WootS...ccfc83aa56317e0 You: woow that hp adapter thing sold out in 5 minutes Stranger: no it was from yesterday Stranger: they don't update that page too quickly You: haha i'm quite materialistic You: i love shopping You: not even for the stuff Stranger: lol You: just getting things on sale You: such a girl You: what kinda girl are you|? Stranger: short quiet cute and I like science and Math. You: hmm You: so are you one of those girls that attraact guys with her smarts and common interests in computers? Stranger: yeah, or other common interest. Stranger: s Stranger: Politics Stranger: I like cooking more though You: what cuisines do u usually make? Stranger: Italian I guess. Or Americanized Italian. Stranger: I am still in the learning stage and like to try to make anything. Stranger: chicken and mushrooms I do best You: ahh You: great to room with you then You: i'm rooming with four other guys You: although one guy is a great cook apparnetly You: his parents own a resturant You: and he actually cooks for them in the resturant You: that has to say something Stranger: 2 others are also great cooks Stranger: out of my group of friends. You: are u looking forwrad to it? You: i live in an apartment too You: and its like a student housing place Stranger: yeah You: so i hope i meet my neighbours Stranger: Ours isn't specifically student housing Stranger: but most will be students Stranger: I will be excite because I can finally have a glass of wine with my dinner or after a really stressful week. You: haha You: why can't you do that now? Stranger: Well I am 20 instead of 21, and it is harder to store something that you are not suppose to have when you don't have a lot of room. You: haha Stranger: There will be someone that is 21 living in our apartment. You: we're legal here by the time w'ere 19 You: altho most people have fake ids by then Stranger: We just get the people who are 21 to buy it here. Stranger: give them money and they walk across the street to the gas station and get you something. You: ooh well most people do it for entering clubs Stranger: There are not really any clubs here. You: oooh You: I live in Toronto You: the downtown is kinda like New York City Stranger: ah Stranger: never been in a city bigger than St. Louis You: I think its the best city in Canada next to Vancouver You: hmmm You: well small towns are nice You: and memorable You: its a different feel I guess You: altho I would definately want to live in a downtown metro area during my 20s You: more things to do Stranger: I should get to bed, I have class at 8am You: haha yikes You: i'm on summer break now You: but yeah take care You: and i hope everything gets better for you Stranger: 2 more weeks.. thanks You: if it makes you feel better everytime i think of Branson i'll think of you You: good luck Stranger: lol bye You: byees haha so long and its like a regular convo I have with people not very exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest changsta Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Stranger: The Game You: you lose (right after) Stranger: You just lost it. Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: hhaahahahaa i was like .... wteff at first, but yay i beat him at writing you lose. lmfao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Misfate Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Stranger: Hello my child, I am God. You may ask me three questions. You: Uhh You: When will the world end? Stranger: The world will end in approximately 4 billion years when Sol (the sun as you know it) reaches the end of its stellar cycle and becomes a red nova. The shroud of superheated gas will extend beyond the orbit of the Earth and burn it to cinders. You: 1 question down. You: Which year of the 4 billion are we in right now? Stranger: The sun, the earth, and the other planets of the solar system were formed approximately 4.2 billion years ago. The answer I gave you was not the total life span of the Earth and the sun, but the time left. The total lifespan is approximately 8 billion years. You: Oh, it's nice to know we have some time left. You: How long will I stay awake? You: Considering that it is 11:07 PM right now. Stranger: A common misconception among humans is that I govern their every action. I am not your puppet master, but I am your teacher. The hour and minute of your slumber is your own decision. You: I see. You: Do I still have 1 question left? Stranger: I see no reason to stop you Stranger: The three question limit is fairly arbitrary. People react better when they are under the impression that there is a limit. You: I see. You: What preventative measures does Omegle take to secure the privacy of its users? Stranger: Would you really spend your encounter with god persuing such petty matters? You: You spelled "pursuing" incorrectly. You: Hmm... Stranger: Erm... that was a test. You did well. You: WIll the H1N1 influenza outbreak cause a global pandemic with a calibur of destruction equal to the 1918 flu pandemic? Stranger: The H1N1 influenza outbreak is a minor thing that is being blown completely out of proportion by a media desperate for ratings in an era when most people get their news online. You: Will the US economy get better? Stranger: The US economy is stuck on a cycle of boom and bust caused by deregulation of industries. It is only natural that some busts are bigger than others. You: I see. You: Do you plan to destroy humans anytime soon? Stranger: It is never part of my plans to destroy humans. No human, no matter how "evil" their actions may be, is completely lost to me. You: Do you partake in any recreational activites? Stranger: I always immerse myself in the culture of my children. Of course when I do I appear to be just another human. Over the ages I have developed preferences. I love hiking through forests and croquet. You: Interesting; I've never played croquet before. You: There are currently 1666 users online. You: one-SIXSIXSIX. You: ... Stranger: The number of the beast is a fabrication of man. It is a veiled reference to Julius Ceasar, who enacted many anti-Christian policies. You: Oh. You: Where are you right now? Stranger: I am in my office, in the celestial plane you know as Heaven. You: Does day and night exist in Heaven? Stranger: Some perceive it to be day time and some as night time, depending on which they prefer at the moment. Many of the things in Heaven are like this. You: Hmm... You: Does luck exist? Or do you govern the outcome of events? Stranger: Luck does not exist, all outcomes are determined by the rules of probability and logic. I rarely intervene in the affairs of humans directly. The Existentialists described me as a watchmaker, who crafted reality and set events into motion, and watches over things as they progress. This is very close to the way I operate. You: I see, I'm talking with another person via another tab. I think it's fun to multitask 2 chats. Stranger: Multitasking is often very productive. As I am speaking with you, I am sustaning reality. You: Do you know what Luelinks is? Stranger: I am not familiar with that. You: Do you think piracy is ethical? Stranger: As with many things there are many side to the issue. It is true that it is stealing. However, when you purchase a CD or a DVD, an overwhelming amount of the money you pay goes not to the artists or actors or directors. Rather it goes to a corproation such as MGM or Columbia Records. Stranger: Then you must consider the reasons for piracy. There are some people who download copies of media to sample it before buying it for themselves. Pirated media is often a very poor quality. If a person likes the media that they have pirated, they very well may purchase the actual media to take advantage of the higher quality that comes with the original copy. Stranger: Also, there are people who will pirate things that they would never buy if they could not pirate. This action does not result in a loss for the record company or artists. It does however support other actions that do. You: So should I pirate software or not? Stranger: Software is a different issue. College students might need software to complete their school work, but are unable to afford it. I feel that if you have no other alternetive, it is permissable, but you should purchase a lisence as soon as you are able. You: I need to use the bathroom, be right back. You: Are you using a computer to talk to me right now? Stranger: No, my concious is manipulating the stream of data entering the Omegle servers directly. You: I see. You: I see that you're also making more spelling errors. You: Are you tired? Stranger: I have no need for sleep, and my spelling errors are tests, we have covered this already. You excel at spotting errors. I promise you, this is the case. You: Thank you. (If that was a compliment). Stranger: You are weclome my child. You: Would it be wise of me to leave this chat and finish typing my speech? That would leave you to enlighten other people and/or focus on sustaining reality. I have learned a great deal from you. Stranger: It is sensible to hold your speech as a priority, however given that it is approaching midnight, it would seem that you have already let this priority slip a number of times. You: Yes, I'm a victim of procrastination and laziness. Stranger: As am I. Why do you think I pushed forward the design of Platypuses? You: Uhh... Stranger: Indeed. I shall leave you with this thought: does it matter if I was really God or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FallenLove Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Stranger: yo You: wai Your conversational partner has disconnected. ]: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b06 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 ahahah this site kills time Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello random stranger Stranger: i have some important news You: yes what is it Stranger: remember how i told you i was pregnant? You: yes You: is the baby ok? Stranger: well im pretty sure it's yours You: damn how? Stranger: i think grandma stapled the condoms You: ahahahha grandma y??????? You: i have a confession Stranger: she wanted some great grandkids Stranger: and what is your confession You: o i see You: dont cry ok Stranger: promise You: kool You: u cant get pregnat You: pregnant Stranger: then what is this in my stomach? Stranger: is it a tumor!!?? You: o no You: it's horrible Stranger: worse!? You: what is worse than that Stranger: dead baby? You: damn no.....let me finish confessing Stranger: okay go on You: you'll be cheating on me if u have a baby Stranger: maybe i was abducted by aliens Stranger: and i was impregnanted by them You: maybe Stranger: i saw it on discovery channel O_o You: how? when? where? You: where was i at? Stranger: you were probably bowling with the boys again You: ahahahaha u should You: ve scram my name You: scream my name Stranger: huh? Stranger: STRANGER! You: say my name say my name Stranger: when no one is around you You: o wow You: say baby i love u Stranger: baby, i love you O_o You: do u? [romise me You: promise me Stranger: xD yes You: ok so u still having the kid? Stranger: it's an alien! Stranger: no way jose You: ahhahahah y not, it's yours Stranger: well i don't want it Stranger: ish funna be uglay You: it's alright it's part u Stranger: hmm. well stranger, you were delightful to talk to ...sad thing is i never got to tell her i'm a woman myself....darn she assumed to much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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