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prisil said: Used to play MMORPGs till I converted to a Mac ~_~. I play CoD (BO, MW2 and MW3) and Fifa13 on PS3 now.
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They wanted to meet up on Skype since we're too lazy to meet up in person...
And I'm too lazy to Skype anyway. -
I knew it...
Sausages would sound so wrong, that's why I didn't mention it... -
Sounds like a fun game. Let me start with a meal...
POUTINE. (If you know that meal).
Otherwise... Hamburgers... burgers... mcnuggets... crème soufflée... anything with turkey... subway sandwich... double cheeseburger / double whopper... buffalo chicken wings... buffalo steaks... sushi... pudding... cucumber salad... burrito... capt'n crunch... fruits... fruit loops... nuts (all kinds)... buttercake... mushroom stews... soup... durian cake... tiramisu... bubbletea... slush... nesquick chocolate milk... etc...
That's all I can think of, while looking at my fridge. -
I was lonely and played with myself at certain point in my life. It was awesome. I'm fun to play with.
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yesungsgal said: NPB-XK said: I'd like to recycle these words from you:
yesungsgal said: That was well, things like that happen. -
I'd like to recycle these words from you:
yesungsgal said: That was well, things like that happen. -
Yeah like some people said, how about giving permission to your bf to watch porn and invite him to watch it together with you. If he's wondering why all of a sudden you changed your mind, well, just tell him because you enjoy it. If all of a sudden, he's all freaking happy about it, you'll know why... But if he freaks out and he's all shocked and traumatized for real, just tell him you were kidding and you were just testing him because an richard simmons on Soompi (me, give him the link to this post) told you to do so. But of course you'd rather restrain him at all cost, otherwise it's cheating (for you). Let God watch him masturbate and judge him.
See? Because of your belief and what you're wondering about on this matter, it looks like some people are starting to think you're a troll out of nowhere. I don't believe you're a troll. Your previous topics have been too serious. I think they're the ones trolling, by accusing you of being a rising troll. But then, everyone would think I'm a troll for accusing people of trolling a troll who may not even be a troll but could probably be one all of a sudden. Trollception.
It seems like everyone is a troll in here, can't take everyone seriously. That's what I love about internet.
SunniRise said: Hey NPB-XK, fine watch some porn with me!!
I'm so bored with OPs thoughts. They are a bit blissful. -
lilpingki said: NPB-XK said: Well I hope he's extremely genuine when he's sharing the same belief as you. I hope he's got the genuine passion in doing so as well. No faking.
"I KNOW RIGHT?! I AGREE WITH YOU IN EVERYTHING, BABY! AND I WILL BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU BELIEVE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING! IF 2+2=5 IN YOUR MIND, IT WILL EQUAL 5 IN MY MIND TOO BABY, I FAIL MATH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH BABY!"
I hope he is THAT genuinely committed for you.
Good luck!
One of my ex-gfs was just like you on that one but without religion involved. She was just obsessed and extremely insecure. If she was religious, she would have brought it as an excuse, I'm sure.
Oh and when someone tells you it's wrong, it doesn't mean they won't do it... Their penis could take over their mind and lose a certain control. Just an expression. -
Well I hope he's extremely genuine when he's sharing the same belief as you. I hope he's got the genuine passion in doing so as well. No faking.
"I KNOW RIGHT?! I AGREE WITH YOU IN EVERYTHING, BABY! AND I WILL BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU BELIEVE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING! IF 2+2=5 IN YOUR MIND, IT WILL EQUAL 5 IN MY MIND TOO BABY, I FAIL MATH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH BABY!"
I hope he is THAT genuinely committed for you.
Good luck!
One of my ex-gfs was just like you on that one but without religion involved. She was just obsessed and extremely insecure. If she was religious, she would have brought it as an excuse, I'm sure.
Oh and when someone tells you it's wrong, it doesn't mean they won't do it... Their penis could take over their mind and lose a certain control. Just an expression. -
lilpingki, I don't know what to say to that.
I hope you go to heaven if that's what you want. (With your bf masturbating thinking about you if that's what you want to believe).
If that's your way of being happy, so be it.
I won't answer any truth for your bf... Otherwise you'd turn crazy about it. Masturbating to porn is healthy for mind, body, etc. Refreshing and satisfying. If you don't respect that, I hope you won't force your own way into him if you think your way is gonna make it any better and healthier for his mind, body, etc. He's gonna lie to you about it, no big deal, you wouldn't even know. Your faith is strong in the people you love (including Jesus).
L.O.L. (with no real facial expression behind my keyboard). -
lilpingki said: Also, I am personally against watching porn and my bf promised he wont do it. I think that if you are fantizing having sex with someone other than ur significant other, than you are cheating in your mind. Of course it is much better than actually cheating but it is still unacceptable. You should only think about and love your partner only. If he is thinking about me while masturbating, it is much better than him thinking about another woman!!
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Yes, girls can masturbate a lot... I was impressed when I found out from girls I personally knew and not just from studies and porn.
They're just very discreet about it. More guys openly talk about it than girls from what I know.
Plus, girls can be all ninja with their hand in their pants using finger. As soon as you walk in, *POOF* hands out of their pants like nothing happened.
It's harder to be all ninja for guys because we have to whip our sausage out of our pants. Just gotta be fast. I believe it's easier when you have a small sausage because you can stroke in your pants (still not gonna be as discreet as girls) but also, you can easily pull your pants back up without getting caught.
But when you have a large long sausage, it's harder to be all discreet about it. Sometimes you wanna pull your pants back up fast, the huge sausage blocks it or it's not fully in the pants (with the tip still peeking out at the belly area). Or if successfully in pants, the girl could still see the big boner anyway. It's not easy to pull it back into the pants especially when you have to make a huge obvious move for that.
Hard life for men. Big sausage owners have their cons too. -
Sooner or later, your guy is gonna rely on porn, before, or after marriage. Way better than sneaking out and having some affair. It's a way to have a fantasy without touching any other woman but you. If he's using just his imaginations, you can't read his mind anyway.
It's very easy to lie to you about thinking about you all the time while the dude is touching himself unless you're 24/7 with him and you see everything. So you would never know, and you can't read his mind anyway... Until you're married, living together and you realize he's got a portable hard drive protected with passwords or you caught him by surprise with his pants down jerking off to his tablet.
Same for the girl, she could say all that just to make her man all happy. While deep inside she's fantasizing around.
I hate to lie to my girl and I'm fearless like a jerk in being straight forward but... She knows I watch porn and she's ok with it because it's just a fantasy and she understands. I also respect the fact that she's fantasizing over some Jrockers and stuff. We both know that fantasy is nothing like reality.
Here's an example, when I was single, I used to fantasize about making so many hot girls pregnant. Yep, not afraid to reveal you my creepy fantasy there. It makes me feel like I'm conquering the world and becoming the king with tons of hot girls carrying their children that share my DNA. But in reality? No thank you. We live in a different world. I don't think I could handle all of those things that could come back to me and haunt me in this world. Lawsuit and child support.
When I'm with the girl (if the relationship is serious), I'd only be fantasizing about having a child with her when in reality, I'm not ready yet. But who knows, that one may happen for real later. PFHAHA. But it's good fantasy if she likes and approves it!
It's like fantasizing about killing someone you hate but you won't do that in reality because there's no point in risking it. So you take it on the punching bag or shooting targets and imagine it's the person you hate. If you have no one in mind, you can imagine a villain from a movie that makes you wanna kill him / beat him up.
Or some people just punch or shoot just for the heck of it, just like people who jerk off just for the heck of it, without thinking about anyone in particular.
Don't be obsessed over it... You can't read his mind anyway, but you can only try to believe in him. If you're that insecure over what he could be imagining, then you won't live happy unless you get used to it. -
Yeah I've done it before.
It worked. -
Print 1000000000000000 copies of your face looking for that girl (you know her first name) and stick those copies everywhere in the city... Specify that you wanna meet her at the same place you first met her, at a specific date and time. Don't give the real name of the location, otherwise some trolls are gonna appear. Just write down that she should remember herself where it was.
Go wait there on that day... See how much efforts you're ready to sacrifice............................ (wait, it's only getting better!)
only to see her appear... (wow!)
with another dude, holding hands and kissing, before asking wtf you want from her.
But you shouldn't give a damn because you've gone this far, nothing to lose anymore since it's already creepy enough, ask for her number right there! -
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hullogoodbye said: BLASIANS ARE SOOOO HOT.I wish I was born a Blasian.
It is my dream to have a Blasian.Brains of an Asian. Body of a African.BOOM. -
I think it's just a nice excuse not to waste foods. I mean, what other excuse would you use? My parents are more direct though: "We waste no foods! Think about the poor 3rd world kids in village!"
But now that they've become more Canadians, "Son, throw that sht in the garbage. It's no good. Forget what we said before. We were immigrants." (Although they will forever be immigrants) -
When we think about dogs and humans who might have pissed around that perfect area where the chips fell... with unknown liquid poops camouflaged as mud and everything. I pretty much think once it touches the ground, it's over unless they like a new natural flavored "tostitos-&-salsa".
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AnthonyKkoKko said: When one of their friends or a female friend they know posts up a new profile picture on facebook, and they exchange compliments.
"ur such a beaut"
"you're the beautiful one!"
"cute :)"
"no, u <3"
"stunner"
"its u thats gorgeous"
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it really richard simmons me off... -
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Would you give him a hand whenever he starts watching porn? Then slowly distract him like that and spend the rest of the time fully together. He would probably think you're awesome (if that's what you want to be for him). Otherwise you got the wrong dude.
drunken misadventure = cheating ?
in soompi hangout
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Where did she kiss him?