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On 5/16/2019 at 9:34 AM, Sejabin said:
Is a gay guy will sways when walking? Is there any differences if gay walk and guy walk?
I live in a gay village for almost 5 years so I'll try to answer. Some gay people will be obvious in the way they talk, walk, etc... But some others talk, walk, move just like straight guys so it's hard to tell until they let you know... But then again, there are some straight guys that seem gay as hell so everything is confusing in my town. There are guys that had surgery to have boobs, butt, and everything to look like girls but they're straight and kept their shlong because they're still into girls while wanting to look like a girl. They're like incompleted straight transsexuals but they don't want to be called transsexuals (or tranny), they wanna be called straight men. Some are normal straight guys by day and drag queen by night. I have so many stories here that are gonna seem weird to you but at the end of the day, it's just better to not think too much into it... The obvious ones (like famous Youtuber James Charles) have the stereotypical way of gay people that you can spot a mile away but there are a lot of very discreet ones out there we can never spot until they say so.
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Haven't logged in Soompi since Robin Williams was alive... Where the hell is the "Current Events" section or whatever it was called where we posted some random news? Even this section here is no longer entertaining since I see a lot of threads about how I can treat my acne and stuff... Damn I sound like a grandpa complaining about new generations while looking for some floppy disks...
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Why would a guy tell you how much money he makes on the first date?
To see if you will feel some sympathy and be like "oh my goodness you're so broke! let me pay for the date!"
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False, I ate something, not eating.
Next person is ashamed to not know what a shiba inu is. -
False... But I can eat it.
Next person never sht his/her pants but is gonna lie and say false. -
Karma is so good in Call of Duty because he's chewing them gums, son.
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You are the only person that makes me say true in this thread...
Next person wants me to watch Teletubbies. -
I took a giant poop. Felt great, light and free. Woke up 4 hours later and it feels like it was all dream when it's not! Gotta freaking poop something huge again already! WUT!
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False. I can sleep.
Next person can sleep with eyes wide open. -
False. Because I ain't embarrassed!
Next person has stroked some stuff once in a lifetime. -
False I'm on the same planet watching everyone.
Next person don't mind getting splashed good quality yogurt on the face while having mouth opened. -
jennyle52 said: I honestly just want to get myself together by the end of this summer. If there is one thing that can seriously brighten up my entire year right now, it would be getting a decent job. If there is such thing as a higher being, than give me a decent job after working so hard for so long, especially since I got into McGill. Thank you, to whoever is listening.
Jenny -
False. But the word complicated is very close to constipated which is what I would hallucinate if I were badly constipated.
The next person has some nose hair coming out while laughing like dandelions on spring season. -
False. I just woke up and thinking if I should take a sht here or at work.
Next person is having a day off and is gonna stay home and be on Soompi. -
False... But I like the feel of it massaging my butt cheeks as it comes out loud and for a long time...
Next person should try eating a lot of raw onions to have that fabulous fart massaging sensation. -
False... I love fruit juice though!
Next person is gonna be babojen with her disgusting true/false situation like she did in 3 posts in a row... -
False... Everyone I know seems to play that... But they're not in MLG like I am for COD...
Next person doesn't even know what MLG is anyway... -
False... With NESQUICK...
Corgi/Shiba cross breed: Shiba dominates in look, example:
Hard for me to spot anything corgish...Next person can spot some corginess in that breed. -
False. I didn't eat enough onions or else I could fart over 10 times in a day (guaranteed).
Next person is gonna be BaboJen again... -
False. It just pops out.
Next person agrees that there's so many Korean girls named Misun Kim to the point it's like good luck finding the right one on fb... -
False unfortunately... only know the Kim, Hwang, Choi, Lee, etc...
Next person has once in his/her childhood accidentally sniffed someone's butt hole while playing tag and running into an adult without looking. -
I was single and had hard time finding a girl when I was constantly in nerdy "super good boy" mode... Until I turned into a redneck Daryl Dixon style from Walking Dead like I don't give a fck, that's when girls came after me... Why?
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oooroosay said: do men ever get shy about pooping?
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False. I'm gonna flex my muscles and lift chairs like a richard simmons.
Next person has a ghost stalking her every time she goes in the bathroom.
How to relief stress ??
in soompi hangout
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Eat a lot of raw oysters...
Because that's what I just did. I was so stressed, then I shucked about 60 oysters and slurped them all.
It got me dizzy to the point I forgot about stress and it made me return to soompi out of nowhere by using the "forgot the password" and recover the account from an old abandoned email account that got password recovered from another email account and so on, I forgot how but I did it.
I'm extremely not stressed anymore to the point I went to do so many non-productive activities such as recovering passwords just to post this situation right here...