Ridiculous Kpop Lyrics!

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OMG This Thread is love <3

Micky is VERY popular here haha. But I agree with most ppl here, DBSK's Purple Line has some ridiculous lyrics, despite the fact the melody of that song is totally awesome! <3

And Yunho's rap in SKY. LOLZ

"It's your eyes, it's your hand, it's your heart. It's your love" - 2gether 4ever SHinhwa

Ok there's nothing wrong about this one in terms of the English, but then their pronounciation was hilarious.

I heard them go: "Eat your eyes, eat your hand, eat your heart. Eat your love" LOLZ. I died so many time listening to this. XD

DBSK'S Rising Sun..."Never lies, to be your mind. Got to be a true"...LOL

Dangerous Mind..."Uh, uh. Come on, let me talking about that, Funky town. It's the funky town

made a Tricky tricky world" ... it doesnt make much sense to me at all XD

(Don't get me wrong, I love DBSK's and Shinhwa's music, just that they've got some really funny engrish lyrics + pronunciation.)

[Guest iota]

"It's your eyes, it's your hand, it's your heart. It's your love" - 2gether 4ever SHinhwa

Ok there's nothing wrong about this one in terms of the English, but then their pronounciation was hilarious.

I heard them go: "Eat your eyes, eat your hand, eat your heart. Eat your love" LOLZ. I died so many time listening to this. XD

I finally know what they were actually saying.

I seriously thought the lyrics were actually "Eat your eyes, eat your hand," etc. LMAO

Haha yeah a lot of DBSK's English lyrics from "T" are funny. My friend was reading the lyrics book, he doesn't listen to kpop or jpop and he was like "Wth ... /this/ song got number one on the charts?"

[Guest cliche <3]

ohh there's this one part of yoochun's in purple line that's REALLY weird && awkward.

"...I really wanna touch myself..."

&&that song from dbsk tonight has weird english too and again.. it was yoochun's part LOL

I love you more than I do

HAHAHA that line from "Purple Line" was the only one that I could think of at the moment XD

this thread is hilarious LOL

[Guest iota]

Eric's rapping seems to be very ... er, popular in this thread. O_o

Lol the "birdy, the birdy, a birdy, the birdy, a birdy ... BOOM BOOM TRACK" one still makes me laugh.

Does anyone know which song that's from? I can't remember at the moment.

Honestly I'm kind of more impressed with how they come up with these things than I would be if they wrote coherant English lyrics ...

[oinkie]

^ That one is from Shinhwa's Yo! back in 1999

[Guest lemoncake0910]

LOL.

the things posted in this thread are just... TOO FUNNY! XD

[Guest kiwistar]

Doe is Dough as in $$money$$. So the lyrics are perfectly correct. Big Bang has got to be the only group that has correct english and can actually use hip hop slang without having it seem awkard.

actually, i completely disagree

I love BB's songs, but i simply can't stand their all-english songs :x

A lot of the times, the lyrics are really shallow, etc. And only GD/TOP's pronunciation is bearable. I always need to look up the lyrics even to their English songs.

Like that one song where everyone thought Daesung(?) sang, "Grab her hand and and pusy(soompifilter :x)" xD (instead of proceed)

and this had me cracking up (from For The World Album):

She told me, that I was her one and only

She's no phony, she's my roni,

And she would always like to ride my pony

(Are you all in love?) That's right no balony

(Are you pushin up?) That's right no balony

lol desperate attempt at rhyming ><;;

yea...there's probably a lot more. I think they should stick to korean for now

[Guest frnds4eva]

actually, i completely disagree

I love BB's songs, but i simply can't stand their all-english songs :x

A lot of the times, the lyrics are really shallow, etc. And only GD/TOP's pronunciation is bearable. I always need to look up the lyrics even to their English songs.

Like that one song where everyone thought Daesung(?) sang, "Grab her hand and and pusy(soompifilter :x)" xD (instead of proceed)

and this had me cracking up (from For The World Album):

She told me, that I was her one and only

She's no phony, she's my roni,

And she would always like to ride my pony

(Are you all in love?) That's right no balony

(Are you pushin up?) That's right no balony

lol desperate attempt at rhyming ><;;

yea...there's probably a lot more. I think they should stick to korean for now

Lol, oh yes, I agree that their pronunciations can be... off. I had meant their grammar and the way they use the language.

[Guest j0annuuh]

Have you guys listen to Rokkugo by Super Junior Trot? I love Super Junior but when i first heard the song through the misheard lyrics on Youtube. I found it hilarious.

Rokkugo Rokkugo Rokkugo...MA-LE-MA-LE

Rokkugo Rokkugo Rokkugo...MA-LE-MA-LE

Heechul:

Ham, Mat ah Mat ah MAT-AH BA-RA!

Tie It Pull It Pull It PULL IT AHH!

Your Food is CHALKY? Chalky FOOD YAH?

Later Sungmin goes.

Toad I got for Easter.

They Wire Hair.

KangIn:

Ham, Just a Moo.

Zuma EBAY ZOO. TASHY.....

of Misheard lyrics

[ohchells]

the only one thats in my head right now is a line from eric's (shinhwa) rhyme in anymotion

"i'm so damn hot they call me vampire"

o.O

Oh i know! I crack up whenever I listen to him rapping because it absolutely makes no sense

[SarahChan]

^ lolz xDDD

I really like SS501's Deja Vu engrish.

"This is more than present"

I swear I heard "This is a depressant."

I heard "this is more depression" when I heard it for the 1st time =3

and someone (I dunno the name) sang "You touched me babe (Dibidibidibi dipdip)" lol this reminds me of Micky's "I really wanna touch myself"

anyway, "my name is Minho" from SHINee World (okay I don't think its ridiculous but its too funny since he's a quiet guy) xD

DBSK's TRICK: "Access like a stolen kiss; We deep deep deep install" I know the song is like that but install??

"When I 'bang bang bang' and He said 'Nobody can control me'" What does Bang Bang Bang means??

Micky's Runaway: "Try again try again so I wanna know I don't wanna know"

anyway, this thread is so funny lol xD

[Guest GreenTeaBanana]

Jewelry - One more time

the rapper. omg. is like a wankster.

I know

I’ve been living in you I think to me

We are over now

And the times where we’re together

Yeah, lets go

Baby one more time

Let me blow your mind

what does that even mean? D: its even worse when you actually hear it

[Guest kayzpal]

Micky's Runaway: "Try again try again so I wanna know I don't wanna know"

Yeah! I noticed this in Yoochun's Runaway too!

"so I wanna know, i don't wanna know". And I'm like, you wanna know or what? xD

[Guest laiza29]

haha. LOL. i agree some shinhwa's rap are nonsense. but i still love their music.LOL.

so I wanna know, i don't wanna know micky is good in english, but what is this???? haha. LOL

[Guest missstranger]

Even though I kind of like Kara's song Pretty Girl because it sounds cute,

I think "If you wanna pretty, every wanna pretty" is a little ridiculous. >_<

I don't understand, because I thought one or two of them knew how to speak english well? Wouldn't they want to have correct it, at least?

Despite that, the song is still cute.^^

And maybe Rain's Rainsim song: "I make it rainism, the rainism..." is a little silly also.

[Guest Uncle]

i think gee gee gee gee baby baby baby is ridiculous... ridiculously GREAT!!!

[Guest Platinum]

Jewelry - One more time

the rapper. omg. is like a wankster.

I know

I’ve been living in you I think to me

We are over now

And the times where we’re together

Yeah, lets go

Baby one more time

Let me blow your mind

what does that even mean? D: its even worse when you actually hear it

hahaa. it sounds more like

i knowbb. i been living in i think it to me... haha

[Guest prelude]

Not sure if anyone has posted this but I just re-watched Micky Yoochun's "Girlfriend" and remembered this thread.

I'm just trying to say how much I do love you,

I've been teasing you for so long

That was my bad expressions to you

For just now, sitting here, get relaxed

The day you gave me a blue tumbler, like a puppy lover

Yeah, with this coffee sweet, I imagine of our

marriage and future gettin' associated

So girl, listen, my heart won't change your memory

My love is bigger than a ginger bread man's vitality

ROFL... gingerbread man's vitality?!?! I mean, I get the general idea... he loves this girl, but he sure has an interesting way of expressing it.

Don't get me wrong, though; I love Yoochun. But if he ever performed this song in the US...

//edit:

Wild Eyes by Shinhwa:

What you really want from a guy like me

I be rollin the streets hittin my peak

alway complete

and

See you ain't seen but half of me, no lie

Should of known by that wild in your eyes

you the type exited by danger

Well look it here

I ain't no stranger to them things that get in a player's way

Everything I got, that's how I'm standin here today

... right...

I also remember Eric mentioned something about Cleopatra in one of Shinhwa's songs.

[Guest Krazim]

I find it funny how many of the English-speaking KPop singers are singing lines that just sound so weird.

I'm still cracking up on Purple Line for a long time. XD

And Rain, I don't wanna comment on him. haha!

I think Epik High is pretty much the one that I really do understand.

[Guest hachan]

Even though I kind of like Kara's song Pretty Girl because it sounds cute,

I think "If you wanna pretty, every wanna pretty" is a little ridiculous. >_<

I don't understand, because I thought one or two of them knew how to speak english well? Wouldn't they want to have correct it, at least?

Despite that, the song is still cute.^^

And maybe Rain's Rainsim song: "I make it rainism, the rainism..." is a little silly also.

LOL for the Kara's song! really didn't make sense with "every wanna pretty"