Chat With A Stranger

[skipperish]

WTF O___O

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: hello(:

Stranger: hai emo

You: o__o

Stranger: i love emos

You: err

You: okayyy

You: o__o

Stranger: u want my msn?

You: uhmm

You: its okayy

You: o__o

Stranger: for nice talk tomorrow

i exited before he said ANYTHING ELSE O_____O

heres another one o___o

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hello

Stranger: wanna go out/

You: hell no ped0phile

You have disconnected.

LOL

[Guest planetarium15]

Stranger: hey

You: yo

Stranger: im bord

You: Me too

Stranger: guy or girl??

You: hermaphrodite

Stranger: wat da freak is that??

You: educate yourself and google it =)

Stranger: cant u just tell me??

You: but then the joke wouldn't be funny

Stranger: please jus tell me

Stranger: .......

You: I can act as both a male and female

You: But of course if you're smart...

You: you would know that's not true

Stranger: ok u lost me

Stranger: im confusd

You: not only that...but you seem to always forget to put an "e" where an "e" is needed

Stranger: thats because i dont like to

Stranger: u happy now that i put an e where an e is supposed to belong

Stranger: oh wait i forgot to spell you right

Stranger: sorry

You: that's alright

Stranger: wow

You: .......

Stranger: wat bout h*rny do u no that word??

Stranger: cause dats wat i am rite now

You: I do kno dat word very well

Stranger: dats good

Stranger: wat bout u wanna cure me bein h*rny??

You: not really

Stranger: watevr

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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well that was interesting.

[Guest hisociety]

LOLOLOL

EDIT:

You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls

Stranger:

Stranger: You're right!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls

Stranger: i'm a girl looking for them srry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ this girl made me lol

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: /

Stranger: ?

You: hermaphrodite

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

there was one who was really smart.. he enlightened me.

[Guest Trinity <3]

LOL

Stranger: hi! 23 m greece and u?

You: hi

You: i'm a male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Stranger: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

people are sick

[angelarr]

Haha, my friend's that I found funny.

Stranger: p_nis length?

You: 10

Stranger: inches?

You: can you beat that hm?

Stranger: nah dude

You: kilometres

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: you the man

You: i know aye

You: people gotta hurdle over it

You: if they walk past

Stranger: lmao!!

You: mostly they trip and fall

You: poor souls

[Guest seeepluss]

Stranger: hello~

You: hey

You: what's good?

Stranger: yeah?

Stranger: i'm fine~

You: that's good to know

Stranger: um

You: yeah?

Stranger: um~~where r u from?

You: I'm from my mom

Stranger: john tesh~~~~you~~~

LOLOL, that was amusing ..

[Guest myxlove101]

Stranger: Hey I'm a 23 year old male from sweden looking for a horny girl with webcam on msn

You: hey!

You: Im a 46 year old male from sweden and looking for a horny 23 year old male with webcam on msn.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: wats up?

You: are you from soompi?

Stranger: no..... i dont even kno where that is

You: ....

Stranger: im from pa, us

You: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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People are so fun to mess with.

[Guest babiloveyoo]

Stranger: hey

You: sup

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PUHAHAHA that was short Xp.

[Guest xqtpi]

Stranger: hi

You: I'm a vampire.

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[Guest jadeooo]

LOLOLOL

EDIT:

You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls

Stranger:

Stranger: You're right!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls

Stranger: i'm a girl looking for them srry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ this girl made me lol

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: /

Stranger: ?

You: hermaphrodite

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

there was one who was really smart.. he enlightened me.

ROFLLLLLLL SOOO FUNNNNYY

[Guest Everlasting Melody;]

This was mine O___o I went all random lol. The guy was a weirdo =_=;; This is a bot right?! O__O;;

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]

You: O.O

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how are you?

You: not good !

You: you?

Stranger: why?

You: idk ! ^__^ are you periwinkle?

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: no?

You: how can you not know lol?

You: do you like cheese?

You: i like cheese

You: cheese is good

You: nvm i don't feel like eating cheese =_=

You: i want a strawberry

You: do you like strawberries?

Stranger: i prefer cherries

Stranger: if you know what i mean

You: eww i hate cherries ! D:<

You: cherries are nasty to me

Stranger: nah

Stranger: very delicious

Stranger: especially if they're a virgin

You: nope

You: you're weird

You: don't rape men

You: lol

Then he disconnected rofl xD

[Guest torteca]

Stranger: Tell me something amazing and unique about yourself.

You: i'm an alien

Stranger: Really? I'm a vampire.

You: Yea.

Stranger: But not the sparkly kool-aidgots.

You: I came to earth just 2 days ago

Stranger: I was a vampire fan much much much before that Twilight nonsense.

You: Didn't you see my UFO?

Stranger: I did not.

You: I watched that movie in my homeland

You: Do you all really behave like that

Stranger: Horrible, isn't it?

Stranger: No.

You: So how do you all behave

You: We aliens eat stars

Stranger: Vampires, or humanity?

You: Vampires

Stranger: We're elegant and graceful, and don't jump from tree-to-tree or sparkle in the sunlight.

Stranger: We love forever.

You: Wow.

You: So you drink human blood?

Stranger: Well. In moderation.

You: Wow.

You: We aliens drink milk.

You: From alicows

Stranger: I'm lactose intolerant. ^^

Stranger: I drink rice milk.

You: wanna try alicows?

You: They don't contain lactose

Stranger: That would be better for me, indeed.

You: Okay.

You: So take a step forward then backward tehn left then right then left then forward then backward

You: The milk is in front of you now

You: Drink it.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. I think I was being crazy .

[Guest bishie_bashie]

i got this:

Stranger: 예예

Stranger: 그놈의예예

Stranger: 드러운아이드걸스

Stranger: 우리는더이상jyp가아닙니다

Stranger: 널닮은인형에다주문을또걸어내가

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

anyone wanna translate? =s

[Guest JoC-x]

Stranger: are you a muggle?

You: LOL

Stranger: Thought so...

LOL WTSHIET.

[b0ra]

^LOLL, that's an amazing conversation.

[hconnie]

i got this:

Stranger: 예예

Stranger: 그놈의예예

Stranger: 드러운아이드걸스

Stranger: 우리는더이상jyp가아닙니다

Stranger: 널닮은인형에다주문을또걸어내가

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

anyone wanna translate? =s

LOL thats the song from Dirty Eyed Girls, 2PM and 2AM sang it on Wild Bunny.

If you dont know them then its just a parody of the song Abracadabra

maybe your stranger was from soompi?

[Guest PRINCE KYARII]

Stranger: hallo

You: HI

Stranger: how are you

You: IM GOOOD

You: you?

Stranger: im john teshin great

You: OH YEAH?

You: COOL.

Stranger: Yeah!

You: YEAH!

Stranger: OH YEAH

You: YEAHHH!!!

Stranger: HELLLLL YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH GUUUUUUUUURLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!

You: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHH WAYAYYAYYYYY!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD

You: so wassupppppppp frannn?

Stranger: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

H NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!!

Stranger: fran

Stranger: who the john tesh is fran

You: OAFIFSKFBSFKL WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAZERSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:D:D:D

You: =[

You: franfranfran?!

Stranger: is fran a n*****

Stranger: because i hate n******

You: D:

You: what dont you hate?

Stranger: depends on the time of day

You: OHHHHHHHHHH

You: OH YEAH?

You: OH NO , NO WAYZ I GOTTA GOS. ADIOSSS

Stranger: what

Stranger: your leaving me

-- i disconnected

i didnt like it when he said he hates ____s >_> freak. censored it

i guess i was kinda weird ? o_o i was like OH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and all LOL

then got a little too comfortable talking to this stranger since she was same age and gender HAHA

Stranger: hi

You: HARRO!

You: HAO YU TUDAI?!

You: YU OK TUDAI?

Stranger: ies

You: WAI YU NU TUK BAK?

Stranger: iu?

You: YU OK TUDAI LITE?!

You: TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYL ME YU OK!

Stranger: ok , can you be more normal ?

You: D: okay fine

Stranger: i'm fine, thanks

Stranger: hahahaha

You: hahhahaa

You: hahahahhahha

You: hahhahahhahahahaa

You: hahhahaahahahhaha

Stranger: ok , where are you from ?

You: UM

You: GUESS?

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: canada ?

You: NOPE

You: YOU TELL ME FIRST.

Stranger: ok , i'm from brazil . you ?

SO ON SO ON SO ON.. too long to put it xD then she disconnectted LOLOL

Stranger: 17 m England... i have cam.. u?

You: 17 m England... i have cam.. NO

You: I NOT HOMO!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: hay secksee

You: hay ooglay

i had more chats.. but too much to put them down.. one kid was looking for a girl to marry..wtheck >_> LOL!

yeah.. i guess i kinda got carried away and did a lot of chats.. =_= kinda entertaining and weird?

[Guest xxiaoMEI]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: boogeyman

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!

[Alixana]

Stranger: hi

You: O.O hello there

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what are you doing

You: talking to you mostly and skinning the bear I just killed

Stranger: except chating

You: where are you from?

Stranger: chinese

Stranger: and you /

You: soompi

Stranger: i do not know your country

You: ^^ that's okay

Stranger: what is your major?

You: magic. i'm training to be auror and hunt dark wizards!

Stranger: so powerful

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: your location

You: indeed my friend. i fight for common people, and protect them from the one who must not be named! i'm like sailor moon, olny 100000x better. i'm at hogwarts right now

Stranger: i am a college student

You: that's pretty amazing! i admire you!

Stranger: thinks

You: toodles friend, i must save the world again!

love messing with people on omegle XD

[Guest mentalfiction]

MINE WAS JUST BORING LOL

Stranger: what's your speciality?

You: speciality as in?

Stranger: well,,, hmph... i meant at your studies

You: physics.

You: im going to be a scientist

You: |D

Stranger: sounds nice

You: sounds great ;D

Stranger: at the moment we're dealing with electrical things in physics

You: aweesome

You: zap someone

Stranger: basics of condensators and stuff like that,, ,later this year we will be dealing with magnetism as well

You: ZAAP SOMEONE

Stranger: ?

You: sowoneul marhaebwaaa~~~

You: TRRANSLATION

You: TELL MEEE UR WISHHHHHH

Stranger: wish?

You: yesssssssh

Stranger: about what?

You: anyyything

You: a wish

You: 'cuz im genieeee

You: and i wear sailor clothes

Stranger: okay...

You: no really.

You: just tell me ur wish

Stranger: i don't have any wishes

You: oh come on

You: ur perfectly happy...and happily perfect?

Stranger: wishes doesn't make me happy

You: ...really?

You: dunt you wanna be mr boogie?? (LOL f(x) song)

You: *poke*

Stranger: maybe later

You: yaaaaayyyy

You: ^^

You: ...gosh you type slow

You: im out