Guest appleinmyeye Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Guys, check chatroulette.com . It's like this site except with webcams ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bubblyteax Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 You: hai there o; Stranger: hey You: how are you? Stranger: ? Stranger: fine You: that's good Stranger: u You: i'm good, thanks. You: what's your name? Stranger: yanxi You: yanxi? cool name Stranger: yes Stranger: u You: my name is Dedania Stranger: nice name Stranger: sexy boy You: O_O You: i'm a girl // we didn't get that far.. I feel so.. :c I'm not a boy *sadface* he also called me old when I said I was 54 years. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GloomGem Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 22 m hard and hornyy, looking for someone to be my master You: i command you to run! You: like a welsh man! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortiedee Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey lets get to the point! Are you a: A) Horny Male Normal Male C) Horny Female D) Normal female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest papasmurf Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: don't you hate it while you're pooping the water hits your butt cheeks? i hate that Your conversational partner has disconnected. PWND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest asobu Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Disclaimer: Its weird. You: thomas? Stranger: yes ? You: Is it truly you? Stranger: tis... You: From kingslanding? Stranger: Yes.. is this Richard? You: No...Bran, Richard died at the front lines. Stranger: What are the front lines? Stranger: Bran, where is Kate? You: Shes not kate anymore but Kevin Stranger: oh my. You: Yes, we were all startled. Stranger: what about Mary? You: Mary? You: Mary McLannister? Stranger: no Mary VonLandwin You: Haven't heard of her since that night at the tavern, truly tragic Stranger: She was wasted. Stranger: Had her skirt up around her bazoombas and her knickkers on full display. You: Indeed, it was the rum. You: Only liquor gives such satanic behavior from women Stranger: Such a shame, her husband left her, last i heard. You: Better fit him than with a shameful woman who was possesed Stranger: You speak words of wisdom, Bran. You: It's the many wife's and marriages. Stranger: How are your children? I heard little Suzy is getting married this fall? You: Well off, they each were married off all 16 of them! Including Suzy...even if its of lower birth i shall have her wed by autumns fall. Stranger: Yes, we sold my oldest, Jennifer off to a prostitution rink in italy. Stranger: She's a blonde so they paid a good fare for her. You: What must be done, must be done. She shall fare well there I do believe they live a life of a highborn in italy, rainbow or not. And her face will not be wasted there Stranger: No, twas quite a beauty. However i was afraid she'd turn into an old maid. I mean, by heavens, she was already 17 and not yet wed?! Stranger: She had crazy ideas of becoming an "independant" woman. Stranger: Pishposh. You: Oh the pure idea of it! Blasphemy! No women shall ever become "independent" they serve only 3 purposes to have children, maintain the house and be a supporting and subservient wife. Stranger: All a woman is good for is some quality love making and having a hot meal awaiting my homecoming. You: Here, Here! That is the truth, a woman with a book is a dangerous woman, and a greedy one at it Stranger: Thats why we gotta beat does pinkberryes. Stranger: FURREAL. You: Gotta keep them in check. You: In the eyes of Allah a man has to keep her in check. Stranger: PRAISE ALLAH You: Well I must be off to my morning prayers, it has been good talking to you brother Stranger: As well as you, good morrow. You: good morrow You: You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KJKim Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 love this website! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skitches Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 im having a nice long chat in chatroulette actually LOL and acting like a 14 year old boy that likes plants and hunting XDDD so hes webcaming at his work, he's a chef, so im watching him cook too its pretty nice actually ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beana* Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I'm talking to someone now actually and their pretty interesting! He's playing a guessing game on what my ethnicity is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Whitegata Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You: Hello son. You: I've been expecting you. Stranger: im a girl man You: Wow, this is awkward.... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Second one was more successful: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I love you You: I love you too! Stranger: Yay c: lol how are ya You: Im currently baking cookies Stranger: yum You: Yep Stranger: what kind You: Chocolate crips and You aint getting any Stranger: my favorite! aww, alright... You: Because YOU CHEATED on Me! How could you?? Stranger: what..I didn't cheat on you You: Yes! Stranger: No You: I saw you with the milkman /richard simmons Stranger: What? I love you You: No you dont Stranger: I would never cheat on you. I would never even think about it.. You: Say that to Robert who was there too. Stranger: That's not true. What you saw wasn't true. He hurt me! You: His mini-beard would fall off if he underdtood! No, I believe him Stranger: He hit me You: He may be small, disloyal and petty. But I think he is an honest man He wouldn't lie to me! Stranger: Are you telling me you're leaving me for him?! You: We just connect much more Stranger: HOW COULD YOU, YOU FLIRT You: Oh please Stranger: Maybe you're the one who's having an affair You: I would've left with Bernhard too if I had the chance! But i didnt because i loved you. But you broke my heart Stranger: Stay with me.. Please...just please don't leave me. I love you! You: I dont know... Stranger: Please love.. You: I do if you... Stranger: if what? I'll do anything! You: If you would tell me how you proposed to me. If you even remeber? Stranger: of course You: How we met in the carpark Stranger: Hey that's not even me! You: Sailed around the Eiffel tower- Oh lord.... Stranger: WHAT THE john tesh You: Ehm, I can explain Stranger: WHO IS HE You: Its nobody i just.. Stranger: Tell me now You: Just... Stranger: TELL ME NOW!! You: W-well Stranger: You've been fooling around with someone else! AND YOU ACCUSE ME OF CHEATING?! You: He was the first love of my life! I met him while you were grosery shopping. He was so charming with his yellow teeth! Stranger: GET. OUT Stranger: *gets gun* GET OUT NOW You: Honey, please!! Stranger: YOU richard simmons You: I love you! Stranger: Do you think I'll shoot you?! You: I didnt mean to have his 5 children!! I promise! Stranger: FIVE CHILDREN?! FIVE john teshING CHILDREN?!!! You: Oh Come on, you didn't think all 6 of them were yours?? Stranger: Get your things. And pack up. Leave the kids and never come back You: No! Stranger: ARE YOU REALLY GONNA TRY AND STOP ME WITH A GUN IN MY HAND?! You: II'M THEIR FATHER! MOTHER! ...what am I? Mother ? Stranger: What are you.. Aha You: Hahah Stranger: You pick lol You: I'M THEIR FEMALE FATHER! Stranger: I AM THEIR MOTHER(?) YOU HAVE NO RIGHT You: But please! Stranger: NO. GET. OUT You: I promised John to be on his ballet class! Stranger: No. You: And his play! Stranger: Get out! John will see me. Not you You: He NEEDS me!! Me! Stranger: NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S FINE AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ANYTHING- EVEN YOUR OWN KIDS You: Listen.. i dont want my son to grow up like me...I remeber only having oranges to eat..All day long. I even turned Orange! Stranger: There you go again with lying, You and your weird stories You: But you used to love them! You used to love me, My history Stranger: You used to be faithful You: But no! Stranger: YOU CHEATED ON ME You: I wasnt faithful a single day of our marriage! Yet you accepted me for who I was! What changed?? Stranger: YOUR INSANITY You: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INSANE!! I was born this way! Stranger: pinkberry PLEASE You: Oh no you didnt just call me a pinkberry?! Stranger: GET OUT NOW. AND LEAVE JOHN WITH ME *holds up gun* You: Nuhuh- Okay! *runs*... but wait! Stranger: jeez.. You: Listen, Stranger: ARE YOU REALLY TESTING ME You: I care deeply about my koala bears. Please, just promise me you'll love them as much as your sunflower plants? Thats all I'm asking for... Please! Stranger: Fine. I'll take care of them.. Just.. Go.. You: Okay. Bye, i'll always remember the time we had Stranger: *shoots roof* OUT. You: Treasure- oh god! Stranger: .. Now! You: SO LONG SUCKERS! *gets on the bike and start pedaling away* Stranger: *shoots* You: *falls and get up again proudly* Stranger: *hops on motorbike* *shoots* You: *notices Im injured* Farewell beautiful world! *dies on my pink bike* Stranger: You john teshing cheat.. Stranger: okay is it over? You: Yep! Stranger: awesoomee! ...about those cookies... You: Well..OMG THEY'RE BURNING UP!! Stranger: Oohh! Here's the fire extinguisher You: Thank you! *spray the entire kitchen* ....oh :'( Stranger: what's wrong? D: You: My cookies are destroyed.....NO COOKIES!!!! Stranger: It's okay! We'll make more You: *sobs*...okay... Stranger: hey hey it's alright You: I always fail at cooking Stranger: I'll help you. I will always help you You: You'll always be there for me? Stranger: Of course You: Aww *hugs* Stranger: c: cheer up! You: thank you, but I got to go now! Stranger: okay, bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pandapple* Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Stranger: hello (: You: fenton! You: feeeennnnnnttttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooon Stranger: 17 female You: and? Stranger: r you hard? You: no im fat You: im super squishy Stranger: just want to watjcwh me get nake,d then You: idknot undeertsad. .; Stranger: go hdere its my loinyk You: eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclectic Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 lol who still goes on omegle? it's kinda a hit or miss for the type of anons you'll be "chatting" with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moo_lah Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You: OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!Stranger: OMG WHAT DO I DO? WHAT CAN I DO? WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION!?You: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU BETTER LEG IT BECAUSE THEY'RE OUTSIDE YOUR DOORStranger: I CAN HEAR THEM COMING FOR ME HELP MEYou: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN BUDDYStranger: SKJFHIOWFHJOISNCISDH *dead* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymondc27 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You: hiiStranger: hiStranger: what's up my good scandinavian?You: richard simmons did you cheat on scandinavian also?Stranger: hahaStranger: nahStranger: you just sounded that wayYou: you sure? hell i saw you guys together last nightStranger: haha I bet you didStranger: well we ain't a secret anymoreStranger: I'm leaving youStranger: You: leaving me? sigh i knew you liked anal from a guyStranger: hahaStranger: certainlyStranger: but not just anyStranger: a filippinoYou: oh hell i thought he was blackStranger: black filippino I tell youStranger: he wants to start up a new clubStranger: where he can keep shagging richard simmons like meYou: omgomg a gayanalguyclub?Stranger: certainlyStranger: something like thatStranger: what boobs do you like?You: depends what you haveStranger: I have no boobsStranger: I'm a guyStranger: cheating on youStranger: maybe another guy XDStranger: I ain't gay alsoYou: i swear i saw you last night with that big black guy, hell did you drop the soap again in the bathroom full of criminalsStranger: hahahahStranger: criminals are actuallyNot as best as the others i've read but lol guess it's funYou: hiYou: aslStranger: Kelsey GallagherStranger: No. do u know herYou: yes i know herStranger: thank you. what is her number. I am her bestie.You: surprisly your not you don't even have her numberStranger: ikr. we are in all strict classes and we sit so far apart. i didnt get ur name. what is it?You: people call me daveStranger: o. are u david mccmillian?You: omg you stalkerYou: HOW YOU FIND MEStranger: im not a stalker. kelsey told me a way to get mindless behaviors number. and then u sed hi and...this happendYou: you hacked into my ip address didn't you, there is no way in hell you could have found me on this siteStranger: no cuz wen i typd da website in, it sed to type in who i was lookn 4 so i typd n mindless. thn it sed no matchs. thn u sed hi. i dnt evn no ur password or ANYTHING. i promise. u hav to believe me.You: how could i believe you! i knew you had a crush on me since the day i saw you, i can't believe it how far you'll go just to chat with ME! you know i like Kelsey moreStranger: i know bt i ddnt no u chatd on dis. kelsey is the only persn who had mindless behaviors number. so i askd her n so she gav me ths website. i PROMISYou: Missy how old do you think you are, going on website at this ageStranger: no cuz kelsey gav me ths website 2 text mindles. u can evn ask her.You: who the flip is mindlessYou: i'm going mindless right now that' for sureYou: wait how old are we againStranger: mindless behavior. u.. 12... u ask kelsey. i promis i am teln the truth.You: you know i'm kidding rightYou: and hell why is a 12 year old on this siteStranger: ohh... u scard me. i was born a lil late.You: a lil late?Stranger: dnt scare me lik dat aganStranger: yeah. i was suposd to b born in May but i was born n June instedYou: your 12 rightStranger: yep.Stranger: n u r 13 rnt u?You: yaStranger: o.You: who do you like in our class?Stranger: uhhhhh....u...kndaYou: okay lets just say we never met on this siteYou: tell me tmr how you feel in classKinda felt bad for messing around with her, she didn't get the point iwas kidding around but i'm glad i told her to confess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andthenthe Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Stranger: MYou: FStranger: Age?You: 15Stranger: Same, Kik?You: no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gmarie Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Reminds me of pvs on skyrock.com lolololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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