Chat With A Stranger

[Guest appleinmyeye]

Guys, check chatroulette.com . It's like this site except with webcams ha ha

[Guest bubblyteax]

You: hai there o;

Stranger: hey

You: how are you?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: fine

You: that's good

Stranger: u

You: i'm good, thanks.

You: what's your name?

Stranger: yanxi

You: yanxi? cool name

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u

You: my name is Dedania

Stranger: nice name

Stranger: sexy boy

You: O_O

You: i'm a girl

// we didn't get that far.. I feel so.. :c I'm not a boy *sadface*

he also called me old when I said I was 54 years. XD

[Guest GloomGem]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 22 m hard and hornyy, looking for someone to be my master

You: i command you to run!

You: like a welsh man!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[shortiedee]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey lets get to the point! Are you a: A) Horny Male Normal Male C) Horny Female D) Normal female

[Guest papasmurf]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: don't you hate it while you're pooping the water hits your butt cheeks? i hate that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PWND

[Guest asobu]

Disclaimer: Its weird.

You: thomas?

Stranger: yes ?

You: Is it truly you?

Stranger: tis...

You: From kingslanding?

Stranger: Yes.. is this Richard?

You: No...Bran, Richard died at the front lines.

Stranger: What are the front lines?

Stranger: Bran, where is Kate?

You: Shes not kate anymore but Kevin

Stranger: oh my.

You: Yes, we were all startled.

Stranger: what about Mary?

You: Mary?

You: Mary McLannister?

Stranger: no Mary VonLandwin

You: Haven't heard of her since that night at the tavern, truly tragic

Stranger: She was wasted.

Stranger: Had her skirt up around her bazoombas and her knickkers on full display.

You: Indeed, it was the rum.

You: Only liquor gives such satanic behavior from women

Stranger: Such a shame, her husband left her, last i heard.

You: Better fit him than with a shameful woman who was possesed

Stranger: You speak words of wisdom, Bran.

You: It's the many wife's and marriages.

Stranger: How are your children? I heard little Suzy is getting married this fall?

You: Well off, they each were married off all 16 of them! Including Suzy...even if its of lower birth i shall have her wed by autumns fall.

Stranger: Yes, we sold my oldest, Jennifer off to a prostitution rink in italy.

Stranger: She's a blonde so they paid a good fare for her.

You: What must be done, must be done. She shall fare well there I do believe they live a life of a highborn in italy, rainbow or not. And her face will not be wasted there

Stranger: No, twas quite a beauty. However i was afraid she'd turn into an old maid. I mean, by heavens, she was already 17 and not yet wed?!

Stranger: She had crazy ideas of becoming an "independant" woman.

Stranger: Pishposh.

You: Oh the pure idea of it! Blasphemy! No women shall ever become "independent" they serve only 3 purposes to have children, maintain the house and be a supporting and subservient wife.

Stranger: All a woman is good for is some quality love making and having a hot meal awaiting my homecoming.

You: Here, Here! That is the truth, a woman with a book is a dangerous woman, and a greedy one at it

Stranger: Thats why we gotta beat does pinkberryes.

Stranger: FURREAL.

You: Gotta keep them in check.

You: In the eyes of Allah a man has to keep her in check.

Stranger: PRAISE ALLAH

You: Well I must be off to my morning prayers, it has been good talking to you brother

Stranger: As well as you, good morrow.

You: good morrow

You:

You have disconnected.

[Guest KJKim]

love this website! haha

[Guest Skitches]

im having a nice long chat in chatroulette actually LOL

and acting like a 14 year old boy that likes plants and hunting XDDD

so hes webcaming at his work, he's a chef, so im watching him cook too

its pretty nice actually !

[Guest beana*]

I'm talking to someone now actually and their pretty interesting! He's playing a guessing game on what my ethnicity is!

[Guest Whitegata]

You: Hello son.

You: I've been expecting you.

Stranger: im a girl man

You: Wow, this is awkward....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Second one was more successful: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I love you

You: I love you too!

Stranger: Yay c: lol how are ya

You: Im currently baking cookies

Stranger: yum

You: Yep

Stranger: what kind

You: Chocolate crips and You aint getting any

Stranger: my favorite! aww, alright...

You: Because YOU CHEATED on Me! How could you??

Stranger: what..I didn't cheat on you

You: Yes!

Stranger: No

You: I saw you with the milkman /richard simmons

Stranger: What? I love you

You: No you dont

Stranger: I would never cheat on you. I would never even think about it..

You: Say that to Robert who was there too.

Stranger: That's not true. What you saw wasn't true. He hurt me!

You: His mini-beard would fall off if he underdtood! No, I believe him

Stranger: He hit me

You: He may be small, disloyal and petty. But I think he is an honest man He wouldn't lie to me!

Stranger: Are you telling me you're leaving me for him?!

You: We just connect much more

Stranger: HOW COULD YOU, YOU FLIRT

You: Oh please

Stranger: Maybe you're the one who's having an affair You: I would've left with Bernhard too if I had the chance! But i didnt because i loved you. But you broke my heart

Stranger: Stay with me.. Please...just please don't leave me. I love you!

You: I dont know...

Stranger: Please love..

You: I do if you...

Stranger: if what? I'll do anything!

You: If you would tell me how you proposed to me. If you even remeber?

Stranger: of course

You: How we met in the carpark

Stranger: Hey that's not even me!

You: Sailed around the Eiffel tower- Oh lord....

Stranger: WHAT THE john tesh

You: Ehm, I can explain

Stranger: WHO IS HE

You: Its nobody i just..

Stranger: Tell me now

You: Just...

Stranger: TELL ME NOW!!

You: W-well

Stranger: You've been fooling around with someone else! AND YOU ACCUSE ME OF CHEATING?!

You: He was the first love of my life! I met him while you were grosery shopping. He was so charming with his yellow teeth!

Stranger: GET. OUT

Stranger: *gets gun* GET OUT NOW

You: Honey, please!!

Stranger: YOU richard simmons

You: I love you!

Stranger: Do you think I'll shoot you?!

You: I didnt mean to have his 5 children!! I promise!

Stranger: FIVE CHILDREN?! FIVE john teshING CHILDREN?!!!

You: Oh Come on, you didn't think all 6 of them were yours??

Stranger: Get your things. And pack up. Leave the kids and never come back

You: No!

Stranger: ARE YOU REALLY GONNA TRY AND STOP ME WITH A GUN IN MY HAND?!

You: II'M THEIR FATHER! MOTHER! ...what am I? Mother ?

Stranger: What are you.. Aha

You: Hahah

Stranger: You pick lol

You: I'M THEIR FEMALE FATHER!

Stranger: I AM THEIR MOTHER(?) YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

You: But please!

Stranger: NO. GET. OUT

You: I promised John to be on his ballet class!

Stranger: No.

You: And his play!

Stranger: Get out! John will see me. Not you

You: He NEEDS me!! Me!

Stranger: NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S FINE AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ANYTHING- EVEN YOUR OWN KIDS

You: Listen.. i dont want my son to grow up like me...I remeber only having oranges to eat..All day long. I even turned Orange!

Stranger: There you go again with lying, You and your weird stories

You: But you used to love them! You used to love me, My history

Stranger: You used to be faithful

You: But no!

Stranger: YOU CHEATED ON ME

You: I wasnt faithful a single day of our marriage! Yet you accepted me for who I was! What changed??

Stranger: YOUR INSANITY

You: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INSANE!! I was born this way!

Stranger: pinkberry PLEASE

You: Oh no you didnt just call me a pinkberry?!

Stranger: GET OUT NOW. AND LEAVE JOHN WITH ME *holds up gun*

You: Nuhuh- Okay! *runs*... but wait!

Stranger: jeez..

You: Listen,

Stranger: ARE YOU REALLY TESTING ME

You: I care deeply about my koala bears. Please, just promise me you'll love them as much as your sunflower plants? Thats all I'm asking for... Please!

Stranger: Fine. I'll take care of them.. Just.. Go..

You: Okay. Bye, i'll always remember the time we had

Stranger: *shoots roof* OUT.

You: Treasure- oh god!

Stranger: .. Now!

You: SO LONG SUCKERS! *gets on the bike and start pedaling away*

Stranger: *shoots*

You: *falls and get up again proudly*

Stranger: *hops on motorbike* *shoots*

You: *notices Im injured* Farewell beautiful world! *dies on my pink bike* Stranger: You john teshing cheat.. Stranger: okay is it over? You: Yep!

Stranger: awesoomee! ...about those cookies...

You: Well..OMG THEY'RE BURNING UP!!

Stranger: Oohh! Here's the fire extinguisher

You: Thank you! *spray the entire kitchen* ....oh :'(

Stranger: what's wrong? D:

You: My cookies are destroyed.....NO COOKIES!!!!

Stranger: It's okay! We'll make more

You: *sobs*...okay...

Stranger: hey hey it's alright

You: I always fail at cooking

Stranger: I'll help you. I will always help you

You: You'll always be there for me?

Stranger: Of course

You: Aww *hugs*

Stranger: c: cheer up!

You: thank you, but I got to go now!

Stranger: okay, bye!

[Guest pandapple*]

Stranger: hello (:

You: fenton!

You: feeeennnnnnttttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooon

Stranger: 17 female

You: and?

Stranger: r you hard?

You: no im fat

You: im super squishy

Stranger: just want to watjcwh me get nake,d then

You: idknot undeertsad. .;

Stranger: go hdere its my loinyk

You: eh?

[Eclectic]

lol who still goes on omegle? it's kinda a hit or miss for the type of anons you'll be "chatting" with

[Guest moo_lah]

You: OMG THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Stranger: OMG WHAT DO I DO? WHAT CAN I DO? WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION!?
You: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU BETTER LEG IT BECAUSE THEY'RE OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
Stranger: I CAN HEAR THEM COMING FOR ME HELP ME
You: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN BUDDY
Stranger: SKJFHIOWFHJOISNCISDH *dead*

[raymondc27]

You: hii

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what's up my good scandinavian?

You: richard simmons did you cheat on scandinavian also?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nah

Stranger: you just sounded that way

You: you sure? hell i saw you guys together last night

Stranger: haha I bet you did

Stranger: well we ain't a secret anymore

Stranger: I'm leaving you

Stranger: 

You: leaving me? sigh i knew you liked anal from a guy

Stranger: haha

Stranger: certainly

Stranger: but not just any

Stranger: a filippino

You: oh hell i thought he was black

Stranger: black filippino I tell you

Stranger: he wants to start up a new club

Stranger: where he can keep shagging richard simmons like me

You: omgomg a gayanalguyclub?

Stranger: certainly

Stranger: something like that

Stranger: what boobs do you like?

You: depends what you have

Stranger: I have no boobs

Stranger: I'm a guy

Stranger: cheating on you

Stranger: maybe another guy XD

Stranger: I ain't gay also

You: i swear i saw you last night with that big black guy, hell did you drop the soap again in the bathroom full of criminals

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: criminals are actually

Not as best as the others i've read but lol guess it's fun

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: Kelsey Gallagher

Stranger: No. do u know her

You: yes i know her

Stranger: thank you. what is her number. I am her bestie.

You: surprisly your not you don't even have her number

Stranger: ikr. we are in all strict classes and we sit so far apart. i didnt get ur name. what is it?

You: people call me dave

Stranger: o. are u david mccmillian?

You: omg you stalker

You: HOW YOU FIND ME

Stranger: im not a stalker. kelsey told me a way to get mindless behaviors number. and then u sed hi and...this 

happend

You: you hacked into my ip address didn't you, there is no way in hell you could have found me on this site

Stranger: no cuz wen i typd da website in, it sed to type in who i was lookn 4 so i typd n mindless. thn it sed no 

matchs. thn u sed hi. i dnt evn no ur password or ANYTHING. i promise. u hav to believe me.

You: how could i believe you! i knew you had a crush on me since the day i saw you, i can't believe it how far you'll 

go just to chat with ME! you know i like Kelsey more

Stranger: i know bt i ddnt no u chatd on dis. kelsey is the only persn who had mindless behaviors number. so i askd her n so she gav me ths website. i PROMIS

You: Missy how old do you think you are, going on website at this age

Stranger: no cuz kelsey gav me ths website 2 text mindles. u can evn ask her.

You: who the flip is mindless

You: i'm going mindless right now that' for sure

You: wait how old are we again

Stranger: mindless behavior. u.. 12... u ask kelsey. i promis i am teln the truth.

You: you know i'm kidding right

You: and hell why is a 12 year old on this site

Stranger: ohh... u scard me. i was born a lil late.

You: a lil late?

Stranger: dnt scare me lik dat agan

Stranger: yeah. i was suposd to b born in May but i was born n June insted

You: your 12 right

Stranger: yep.

Stranger: n u r 13 rnt u?

You: ya

Stranger: o.

You: who do you like in our class?

Stranger: uhhhhh....u...knda

You: okay lets just say we never met on this site

You: tell me tmr how you feel in class

Kinda felt bad for messing around with her, she didn't get the point iwas kidding around but i'm glad i told her to confess

[Guest andthenthe]

Stranger: M

You: F

Stranger: Age?

You: 15

Stranger: Same, Kik?

You: no

[Guest gmarie]

Reminds me of pvs on skyrock.com lolololol

[Guest haruno_xiah]

strangers for me are pervert.