Suparxkawaii Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 people kept on disconnecting me D: LLOLOLOLL XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mieke Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 You: heii angel you deh sekseeeyy Stranger: um Stranger: i'm a male You: thats alright i am a female xD Stranger: lol You: dont lol You: its not FUNNY Stranger: ok Stranger: i didn't mean that in a bad way You: i was just joking You: chill man X D Stranger: o.0 Stranger: ur weird You: i am xD Stranger: but i bet ur hot Stranger: xD You: hahah arent all hot girls weird? Stranger: well hot girls are usually funny You: and weird ^-^ Stranger: and weird is funny You: they dont show it.. but they all are X D Stranger: ^^ Stranger: yeah You: if i wouldnt be weird this would be a boring conversation XD You: like .. hi .. how are you You: blablabla Stranger: yea Stranger: thats boring You: see .. You: thats why i like beeing weird ^-^ Stranger: yeah i'm a littlebit weird too ^^ You: if u werent u wouldnt talk to me haha Stranger: yeah ^^ Stranger: but now i ask something boring You: hahah Stranger: where are u from You: from vienna.. its in autsria .. right beside germany a small country that nobody knows haha You: and u ? Stranger: Suomi Finland PERKELE!!! You: ahh i know this one .. a really pretty friend lives there too <3 Stranger: who? You: her name is jennifer but everybody calls her rin ... she is the most prettiest and cutest girl i have ever seen <3 You: you know her? Stranger: no idon't know any jenifer Stranger: sorry jennifer You: haha if i was a boy i would marry her xD You: she is from germany but last winter she moved to finnland Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are u? You: 18 and u ? Stranger: yeah i think il'l go Stranger: i'm 15 xD You: ahahah how cuuute xD You: your soo xoung xD You: *y Stranger: well theres no age limits in omegle xD You: thanks for making me feel so old now hahah Stranger: ur welcome grandma xD You: goooshh i ll go crazy because of this boy XD You: should grandma bake u cookies? XD You: or tell you a story? XD Stranger: cookies john tesh yeah ;D You: but i am so old already so i am not healthy anymore and cant move.. X D You: i m sorry grand son you have to bake the cookies yourself Stranger: ok Stranger: ;P You: dont cry i will tell you a story instead xD Stranger: lol grandma butt u have lost ur glasses xD You: oh thats right Stranger: how can u read without them xD You: i am really sorry grandson but you have to read for your self xD Stranger: yeah Stranger: il'l read some playboy instead ;P You: or should we go and borrow some hot porn we can watch together ahhahaha Stranger: hell yea Stranger: hahaha You: lets go You: but dont tell you r mom You: or she will beat he mini cooper out of me You: x D Stranger: yeah You: do you like blondes or brunettes grandson so i ll find the right stuff for you You: grandma knows whats good hahahahahahhahahahahhaha Stranger: brunettes Stranger: oknow il'l have to go Stranger: let's masturbate later Stranger: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChocolateX3 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Dude some ppl on that site is just so creapy LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Riaaa Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Stranger: hi boy or girl? You: Animal. Then he disconnects hahaha. Fail!! Every stranger I talk to asks for asl and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnahk Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 i had looooong conversations on there before.. like 1-2 hour long o.o lol. hm one time i got a girl... and she knew who the wonder girls were from the JB concert. haha 8D i was like cool. then this indian dude. he was pretty cool. he had a twin.. and tried to stay up as late as he could so that's why he was on there. and this other person i knew nothing about but he played a game. LOL so random... kind of racist though.. also a person was saying they were from this other planet. so i said i was from another one. then we were goign to take over each others planet. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Icy_ Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Stranger: richard simmons? please You: B***H YOU WANNA FIGHT ME Stranger: no You: oh okay then Stranger: richard simmons? You: man boobs? Stranger: no girl You: booby dooby doobies Stranger: you ever seen em? Your conversational partner has disconnected. aw... it was just getting interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clix Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Stranger: hey You: >.> Stranger: whats your name You: <.< You: I prefer to referred to as Night Eagle. Stranger: im gary Stranger: were are you from NE You: I'm in a forest. Stranger: im from pallet town You: Hiding in trees. Stranger: cool You: Did you meet Professor Oak yet? Stranger: my graps? ya i live with him Stranger: i get my first pokemon tomarow You: Onyx! I choose you! Stranger: brock? You: Onyx uses tail whip! You: It's super effective. You: Gary is KO'd. You: I win, I win. Stranger: wow you are him! i hear your really strong, like the kinds of strong that cant be takes out with a lvl 1 water type...oh wait Stranger: how the john tesh are you still in the league You: Because I creeped out Nurse Joy. You: And every other woman. Stranger: there should be a jar of rock badges outside the gym it takes mjy effort to walk inside then it does to beat you Stranger: see you next week sucker You: OK!You: Bring your sister. Stranger: john tesh off your korean mini cooper You: lolok Stranger: do you even open your eyes? You: i don't have any. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest terrorist Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Stranger: hey You: hey You: asl? Stranger: 16 m us Stranger: you? You: 50 f africa You: do you like kfc Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hello there You: hi You: how are you You: asl? Stranger: pretty good how bout u? 19 f usa You: 21 M antartica You: do you like fish Stranger: not for eating, but they're cool You: i fish all day for pretty girls like you Stranger: how clever Stranger: i find it hard to believe u live in antarctica Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baesoobinLOVE-_- Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 wow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baesoobinLOVE-_- Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Stranger: hiYou: i feel like yelling at someoneYour conversational partner has disconnected. HAHA SO FUNNY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frein Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Stranger: Hi asl? You: asl? Stranger: 24/m You: 51/m xD, I just wanted to act like a creeper ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jecai Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I first heard about this site around a year ago. It used to be FUN to talk to nice random strangers. Now it's mostly just creepers that always ask for asl >_> On the other hand I like to mess with the asl people by being all weird or saying they're pedos or desperate for trying to hook up with people online But the few times I do get on with someone awesome now, we have some pretty fun convos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dainanda123 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 You: hi! Stranger: hello You: asl? Stranger: Find your $100,000 a year job in exactly 10 seconds. Just enter your CITY and STATE on this site (GetMeWorkToday.com) and YES it's really that simple. WTH..... <.< why a spam??? and then there's this: Stranger: hi Stranger: as Stranger: as Stranger: asl You: lol 20/f You: you? Stranger: horny babe Stranger: 22 m You: uhhh....... i don't think so Stranger: whats ur name You: debbie.... You: what's yours? Stranger: alok You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AddOil Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey mf? You: ... why you call me that for Stranger: male or female You: no im not telling you , you called me a mother f*cker Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: yooStranger: how are you? You: im fine you? Stranger: not bad thanks, hows life? You: this is going too fast Stranger: okay lol You: im scared bye You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hey Stranger: get it get it Stranger: okurrrrrr Stranger: celebrate the year of the astrnaught You: O__O Stranger: if spelling was worth while it would appen Stranger: happeb Stranger: happen Stranger: pappen Stranger: captain You: are you trying to rap???You: LOL Stranger: no no no no no recite the kingom of honors words of insightfulness Stranger: flowers into t e sky like a cup of ju juYou: here lemme help you Stranger: in the beans of delightful occupations like a cows utters milking the land of insemination You: yo mic check 1 2 1 2 You: first of all your Richard is smallStranger: nop no no no no no no rapping no no no nono You: 3 inches long with 2 small ballsStranger: no nonooono momo Stranger: bad words bad words bad words You: LMAO Stranger: in my face of small delights like a ceiling of magic powder into the distance of recovery Your conversational partner has disconnected. THIS IS SO STUPID KTHXBYE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adorable_One Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 ^ I lol'd for like, 5min @your first conversation XD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoveStrangled Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: male here looking for older lady... You: i'm 90 Stranger: m 100 You: dang, You: this is awkward. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I'm representing Omegle Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipperish Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: You are standing in a field. Exits are north, east, west and south You: I GO WEST. Stranger: You got west. You are now in a wooded patch. You see some bricks on the ground. Exits are North, East, West, and South You: hrm. You: WEST. Stranger: You go west. You are still in a wooded patch. You see a shadowy figure off to the north. There is a small hole in the ground. Exits are North, East, and South You: I GO WEST. You: Stranger: You are jumped by a Grue, and pinned to the ground. The Grue gives you 15 seconds before begining the mating-sacrifice ritual. What do you do? You: OH EWWWWWWWWWWWW. You: and a Grue? You: sounds like Glue 8D Stranger: You babble like a little child, before your vision fades to black. YOU ARE WINNER. PLAY AGAIN? You: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. You: wait You: how did i win You: nvm You: PLAY AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN! You: WHEE. You: this is funn. Stranger: You are standing in a room. There is a door, and an open window. There is a closed drawer and rocking chair. Exits are to the North and East. You: EAST. Stranger: You jump out the window and fall two stories and land in a dumpster. You hear growling noises outside the dumpster. Exits are north and south. You: SOUTH. You: this is weirrd You: BUT FUN. WHEE Stranger: You leave the dumpster. You see a man stumbling over himself to the west. Could he be? He looks like a zombie. You are armed with a cricket bat. Exits are to the East and West. You: aww You: i cant have a shot gunn D: You: oh well. You: WEST You: this is weird You: but i can imagine it in my head You: O__O. Stranger: You head toward the zombie looking man, now stumbling over himself. You can attack with the cricket bat or run away. Exits are East and West. You: ATTACKKKK! You: muaha. You: i hope i dont die. You: ima be sad. Stranger: You attack the zombie with the cricket bat. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE. You kill the zombie. You: YAYYYY You: ITS LIKE POKEMON. You: does he give moolah? Stranger: You are standing in an alley, with a small pile of rubble to your left, and a dead zombie corpse (unsearched). Exits are East and West. You: search the zombie corpsee!! You: You: lets find some moolahh/. Stranger: You find 42$ and 57 cents on the Zombie. Also you find a key to what looks like a car. You also find a small bag on the zombie. Exits are to the East and West. You: YAYYY You: Take the bag? You: AND OPEN IT?! Stranger: You open the bag, and find...what's this? The bag is evolving....THE BAG HAS EVOLVED into a Winchester Shotgun! Exits are to the East and West. You: OH YAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WOOTTTT. You: this is like pokemonn You: hrm You: I GO EAST. Stranger: You go East. You are now on a street corner. There is a car parked near by, the model of the car matches the insignia on the keys you found. You see no zombies in sight. Exits are North, South, West and East You: GO IN THE CARR. You: and is it like a zombie town or something? You: eww. You: i better find a pokeball somewhere. You: <3 Stranger: You open the door to the car. It is a 1980 DeLorean, with a year designator where a spedometer should be. What do you do? You: hmm. You: turn on the car and accelerate it to 2021? You: You: orr. You: whatever. You: LOL. Stranger: You set in the year 2021 to the DeLorean. The car switches into auto-drive and speeds down the empty street to 88 mph. You almost hit a brick wall, but at the last moment broke the time-space continuum and are now traveling through space and time. Stranger: You decelerate into the year 2021. However, something is different. Sitting in the car, you look outside, only to see some small buildings around you. And what looks like a laboratory to your north. This is not anywhere you are familiar with. Stranger: There is a signpost that says "Pallet Town" You: KMGEKRGKRGNKER GRN G You: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. You: Enter Pallet Town? You: Stranger: You enter Pallet Town. There are some buildings around you. Exits are North and West You: I CHOOSE WEST. Stranger: You go west. You are now standing in a field. There is some tall grass to your north. Exits are North and East. You: i need to get a pokemon first. You: EAST. Stranger: You go east. You find a building that says "Prof. Oak Labs." Exits are north and west. You: ENTER PROF. OAK LABS. You: omg You: i swear You: i love you. You: LOL You: FINALLY A POKEMON PERSONN You: O:< Stranger: You enter into the lab. You see several eggheads in lab coats walking around. A man with grey hair approaches, and name tag "Prof. Oak." The Man says welcome, please chose a pokemon. Choices are Squirtle, Charmander, and PsyDuck You: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK! You: CHARMANDER You: ALWAYS You: <3 Stranger: You pick Charmander. You are now happy! Exits are to the South and West. You: YAY!!!!!. You: I GO WEST. Stranger: You jump out and open window, only to be met with random looks from the lab coat wearers. You are now outside. There is some tall grass to the north. Exits are East, West, and North You: NORTH. You: Stranger: You walk into the tall grass. A WILD MEW APPEARS. What do you do? You: mini cooper NO POKEBALLS. You: errhm You: RUN You: TO You: A CITY. Stranger: You can't escape! You: eff. You: Charmander use Ember! You: Stranger: Mew uses "Mind Control of Doom." ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE. Charmander is now in a daze. Stranger: Charmander uses Ember! It's not very effective. Stranger: Mew uses "Scratch." It's not very effective. Stranger: You reach into your back pocket and find a MASTER POKEBALL. What do you do? You: HOLYYY mini cooperTT. You: USE MASTER POKEBALL You: WOOOOOOOOT. Stranger: You use the Master Pokeball on Mew. You caught Mew! Stranger: You are still in tall grass. Exits are to the north and south. You: I GO NORTH. You: Stranger: You walk into a trap by Team Rocket. They seem to want your Mew. They have guns, you have Mew. What do you do?? You: eff. You: errhhm. You: have mew do something to make them go away? You: hmm. Stranger: MEW I CHOSE YOU. Is said. Mew goes forth, and uses mind control on Team Rocket. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE. They drop their guns and flee. Stranger: Mew now looks to you...with a gaze in it's beady little eyes Stranger: A voice tells you "New South Park is on. Been Fun. Good luck with your life total stranger. I shall no forget this text adventure!" You: NOOOOOO. You: boo. Stranger: Suddenly your vision fades....fades...sleepy You: NOOO. You: grr. You: but seriously You: i love you. You: LOL. Stranger: haha You: THIS WAS OO FUNN You: O:< Stranger: <3 You: <3 Stranger: it was lol You: yepp xD You: nowww You: i must. You: dream of unicorns Stranger: haha You: and pokemon You: LOL. You: WHEEEEEEE. You: and i guess your going to watch south park? You: xD Stranger: later days. Yup Stranger: New epsiode about Jersery Shore. Stranger: Peace out. Stranger: *nods* You: LOl mmkay. You: BYEEEEE TOTAL STRANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR You: It was funnnnnnnnn! You have disconnected. ---* i swear im not high. Thats what weirdness + caffine drink gives you. ... yeaah. but i seriously love that guy. LOL. LETS DO IT AGAINN! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yanni~ Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi You: yeah hi stranger Stranger: Stranger: Where are you from? You: do you have fun to type with strangers? _P Stranger: Yea . Im so bored.. You: is your life really that bored? ^^ You: so you are sitting whole day typing with strangers? Stranger: No, but there is so much snow on outside You: going out and playing with snow isnt sth for u ? :-P Stranger: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected. i think the stranger is boring haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cassie811 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Sup. You: hi You: wer u from? Stranger: Earth. You: awww... You: to bad... You: im from mars Stranger: Guts bro. You: hahahaha!! ^^ maybe i shud have said i was from venus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanmie Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Stranger: hey., i m a chocolate boy You: hi Stranger: u m/f?? You: wat? Stranger: ok m/f?? You: m/f Stranger: male or female You: female You: u Stranger: are u dumb Stranger: i m male Stranger: do u have prob with shortcuts?? You: no You: i'm outta here Stranger: i think u re shy Stranger: why so soon Stranger: common You: have stuff to do. kinda weird talking to stranger Stranger: come on Stranger: ohh Stranger: i can be nice if u are kind You: where u from Stranger: aussie Stranger: it is early morning Stranger: u from?? You: cali Stranger: oh Stranger: why u dont wanna talk Stranger: got imp work dear?? You: need to get lunch. bye Stranger: ohh i had my dinner hours ago Stranger: ha ha Stranger: do u eat non veg food Stranger: and if u are aunty?? Stranger: he he You: wow, you like to talk alot, huh Stranger: haha Stranger: i dont talk much Stranger: i m calm Stranger: but i can write Stranger: i have developed practice of writing for exams You: that's good You: i'm not that great Stranger: are u gossiping queen like aunties?? You: nope Stranger: ok aunty You: btw, how old r u? Stranger: 16 Stranger: u?? You: really You: 24 Stranger: no i m 69 Stranger: haha You: ahhaha You: then i'm 94 Stranger: why ask irrational ques?? Stranger: ok grandma You: just curious Stranger: haha Stranger: are u engaged in some occupations?? Stranger: or student??? You: just student right now Stranger: i think univ student Stranger: hey., i m a chocolate boy You: hi Stranger: u m/f?? You: wat? Stranger: ok m/f?? You: m/f Stranger: male or female You: female You: u Stranger: are u dumb Stranger: i m male Stranger: do u have prob with shortcuts?? You: no You: i'm outta here Stranger: i think u re shy Stranger: why so soon Stranger: common You: have stuff to do. kinda weird talking to stranger Stranger: come on Stranger: ohh Stranger: i can be nice if u are kind You: where u from Stranger: aussie Stranger: it is early morning Stranger: u from?? You: cali Stranger: oh Stranger: why u dont wanna talk Stranger: got imp work dear?? You: need to get lunch. bye Stranger: ohh i had my dinner hours ago Stranger: ha ha Stranger: do u eat non veg food Stranger: and if u are aunty?? Stranger: he he You: wow, you like to talk alot, huh Stranger: haha Stranger: i dont talk much Stranger: i m calm Stranger: but i can write Stranger: i have developed practice of writing for exams You: that's good You: i'm not that great Stranger: are u gossiping queen like aunties?? You: nope Stranger: ok aunty You: btw, how old r u? Stranger: 16 Stranger: u?? You: really You: 24 Stranger: no i m 69 Stranger: haha You: ahhaha You: then i'm 94 Stranger: why ask irrational ques?? Stranger: ok grandma You: just curious Stranger: haha Stranger: are u engaged in some occupations?? Stranger: or student??? You: just student right now Stranger: i think univ student then i disconnect becuz he kept going on and on with these ridiculous names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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