Guest missyblue Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 damn. i love messing with people on there... but i think i went too far with this one. =__= Stranger: hi i am GIO... 18 male from germany you? You: oh hai gio You: whats your full name? Stranger: giovanni Stranger: Stranger: yours Stranger: ? You: oo thats cool You: giovanni Stranger: yours? You: mabel You: :] Stranger: do you have msn? You: no sorry Stranger: skype or yahoo messenger Stranger: ? You: none of those lol You: this is my main choice of messaging You: this omegle thing Stranger: do you have your naked pictures? You: oh yeah plenty You: You: thousands You: you? You: wanna trade? Stranger: give me a link Stranger: of Stranger: your Stranger: naked Stranger: image You: ROFL Stranger: You: you can google them You: since i made them public Stranger: name? You: Cara Jiggler You: i go by that name sometimes You: go look! Stranger: ! cara jiggler was a name generated from mabel, FYI. lmao. ---- Stranger: badfsldfsjdaljadfskjdkfjdasklfkl You: asldfjaweurAHke JKWKDFGASDFJ joiuerfndf s298u39jfd sdfljsadfsdf ljIOUEN fdfad jplayt? Stranger: You: You: COUSIN! Stranger: haha. yeah!!!! where have ya been cous? Stranger: lol You: sakljdfaioefa!!!!!! Stranger: fdhlfhds! grrr. You: oas adjaheoe asljdljsaf ejej :< Stranger: later couz Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- Stranger: What have you done with my wife?! You: hey man chill out You: she came onto me Stranger: Don't play games with me. I saw your thugs kidnap her in front of the Museum of Antiquities. You: no man You: that was part of the plan You: she had an ad in the newspaper You: talked about some kinda play thing You: it was her idea Stranger: I don't believe you! Stranger: I won't believe you. You: well you have to You: its the truth You: what? You: you cant handle the truth? Stranger: I can handle the truth. You: then handle it! LAME! i know. XD ---- Stranger: were u from? You: florida You: you? Stranger: NJ You: nice You: so why are you on omegle? Stranger: i have nothing to do You: lol Stranger: u asked You: yeah You: talked to anyone strange yet ? Stranger: just myself.. You: oh You: thats interesting You: what do you talk about? Stranger: lol Stranger: u m or f? You: m You: why? Your conversational partner has disconnected. psh. ----- You: asl? Stranger: hi Stranger: say hi You: no You: asl? Stranger: say hi You: NO DAMMIT ASL? Stranger: SAY HI You: NO Stranger: want to know my asl ? You: NO You: SAY HI NOW! Stranger: ok, say hi You: NO SAY HI Stranger: hi You: hi You: good Stranger: oh wow You: were on the same page Stranger: good job You: i know right You: i deserve a star Stranger: sure You: and an award Stranger: *gives starnger a star You: some cookies Stranger: *and an award You: and your head Stranger: *cookies with chocolate Stranger: *and your head You: *is dead Stranger: why are boys always mini cooper talking ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. but i'm a girl... okay i think i'm done for now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LotusWing Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I wanted to give it a try ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEY You: hi Stranger: FOOL Stranger: i love fools You: lol Stranger: there so tastey, You: what they taste like? Stranger: its a type of bean You: what kind of bean? You: red beans? You: green beans? Stranger: noo like search "fool beans" into google Stranger: they have another name Stranger: i just cant remember You: hmmmmmm... Stranger: did u know kool-aidgot is a type of dish? Stranger: sooo good, had some yetserday Stranger: my friend made them You: how do you prepar them? Stranger: i dunno, i should get the recipe You: good You: when you get it, please share Stranger: k i will Your conversational partner has disconnected. (that person left) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: U black? You: no..... Your conversational partner has disconnected. (that person left) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: 19/f/lesbian/horny Stranger: hi You: ok...... Stranger: you? You: none of that above Your conversational partner has disconnected. (that person left) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No more... so many wierd people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rectitude* Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Stranger: i am a male i wanna see some richard simmons if ur a guy then john tesh off You: look at your own richard simmons Your conversational partner has disconnected. gosh, my first time trying this & I got connected with a perv. XD edit-- this is my second chat...weird people XD Stranger: m or f You: m or f Stranger: u 1st' You: why Stranger: im m You: f Stranger: =P Stranger: u send pics? You: why do u care? Stranger: cuz i want some You: then take pictures of yourself. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchelly114 Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 no matter how many times i do it, pretending to be a twilight fanatic never gets old. Stranger: hello You: hi... You: edward? Stranger: sorry, this is jacob You: ugh You: jake Stranger: i don't like sparkly anyways You: why do you always do this? You: stop dressing up in edward's clothes! You: geez Stranger: because edward's a sparkly douchebag Stranger: in a tree Stranger: and a stalker You: is not Stranger: yes he is. You: if he was then what are you doing wearing his clothes all the time? You: admit it You: he's your idol Stranger: nope, i just like making his clothes smell like dog You: i know you tried to hit it with him last night You: he told me everything You: i'm very disappointed in you Stranger: well, i'm sorry bella, but i was trying to prove he's gay. i mean, he was a 108-year-old virgin. he obviously has some serious issues You: *sigh* You: how many times do we need to go over this? You: he was waiting for me! You: unlike you, humping every leg you see! You: it's called being faithful Stranger: I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M PART DOG!!! You: do you even remember the first person's leg you humped! You: what's his name! Stranger: ..........IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WAS NOT! Stranger: Yes it was! You: YOU HUMPED MY DAD'S LEG BEFORE YOU HUMPED MINE THE FIRST TIME! Stranger: no i didn't! and since you let me, that means you weren't faithful! Stranger: lol i'm sorry, but i can't keep this up. i wasn't expecting a /b/ raid tonight lol Stranger: gotta admit, this is the best one so far Stranger: later that was a pretty good one but my favorite of all time has to be when the stranger said hi and i asked, 'edward?' and the stranger disconnected. haha had a chat with a registered sex offender o.o omegle kept spamming me with warnings, especially when the guy asked for my address. the entire screen was flooded with huge blocks of warnings. edit: lol Stranger: hi Stranger: male or female ? You: edward? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clix Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I was rolling when I did this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MiiCKYO0CHUNx3 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 ^Clix I Lol'd so hard. XD I tried out what you did as well HAHA. This is what I got You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl You: Hi You: Would you be interested in a 16/f/LA? Stranger: r u a 16 f from la You: Yes Stranger: idk if i should believe you lol cause that sounded so funy how u said it You: What's not to believe You: >_> Stranger: that ur not a 16 year old girls from la Stranger: *girl You: If you don't believe me, you can disconnect. No biggie You: lol Stranger: nah Stranger: i hope u r im 16 m from new york You: Haha You: So you interested? Stranger: sure You: Hi im Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC. Please take a seat. This message is being recorded for the Police Investigators. Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi stranger Stranger: im f aged 13 from australia You: o_o Stranger: hi You: I didn't ask You: for your ASL Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny/m/looking for horny mother preferably with web cam You: LMFAO EW Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: hi........M 21........India You: Im Chewbacca Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi stranger Stranger: asl? You: 88/f/ny Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi stranger Stranger: All your base are belong to us Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A.lee Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 CRAP! I SHOULD HAVE SAVED THE CONVO!! one guy was like "asl" and i told him i was 87 LOL! and then i was like "IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK" and the dudes like "john tesh" HAHAHA the actual thing was pretty funny i should have copied the convo =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clix Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I'm still finding this very amusing. Stranger: are you.. 1 horny girl 2normal girl 3horny guy 4normal guy You: Hello random stranger. You: I would consider myself 4. You: But sometimes, 1. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayee Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: f/m You: f Stranger: age? You: 18 Stranger: cool.my wife and I f*cked a 18 year old once. You: well good for you Stranger: lol good for you too. --- once I chatted with someone claiming to be an alien.It was a hliarious conversation wish I saved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MiiCKYO0CHUNx3 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you a) a guy thats just gonna dc when you learn im a guy, a super underage girl, c) a normal girl that wants to talk, d) a dude that wants to do me in the butt You: O__O You: E. None of the above You: does that count Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: maybe You: Come on man You: I'm a pokemon master You: Cut me some slack Stranger: so you do wanna do me in the butt You: Hell no Stranger: liar You: I dont want to even be near your smelly richard simmons You: o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 ^^^^^^^ LMAO the twilight one was uber fun XDDD Ok mine was pretty creepy -__- Stranger: hi You: hi, you Stranger: my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time You: uh-oh Stranger: my webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot? You: oh my Stranger: oh mini cooper the webcam just started Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap Your conversational partner has disconnected. Reason #123454674874613232663456 why I shouldn’t chat with strangers T__T No More! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: i need a spatula Stranger: got 1 i can borrow? You: via airmail? Stranger: u can throw it out the window. ill catch it Stranger: im pretty good at catching stuff? You: oh Stranger: im a professional spatula catcher You: ok Stranger: unless ure mini cooper at throwing of course Your conversational partner has disconnected. ??? LOL? ahh, I'm the boring one, yea. lol I'm scared though but some are funny i think. LOL LOL @ a professional spatula catcher xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maritadott Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I meet my boyfriend there a year ago, LOL. Feel so stupid when people ask "Where did you meet each other??" "Eeeh, Omegle D=" So, I love omgle forever haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wildbunny_19 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 lol there was some hella horny guy on there and i messed with him and lied the whole time. He asked for my picture and I showed him a pic of hyori (this one: http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa136/i...g?t=1268145689) and he seriously thought that was me xD That sites funny, but creepy at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Y_O_U Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Stranger: m looking for m You: okay def not me Stranger: haha lol i love this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jindragon Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 This was embarrasing. Hahaha You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: wat are u doing Stranger: hello Stranger: well just visiting people You: ah how nice Stranger: yes this is cool but weird You: yea You: I'm not sure if your a bot Stranger: no but I have bumped in to bots in my travels You: what is the derivative of 5x Stranger: ha you really expect me to know that? You: Yes Stranger: hmmmm You: simple calculus You: im just bot checking Stranger: there is not such thing as simple calculus Stranger: is there? You: Precalclus You: Odd. Are u american? Stranger: you know I just answered your question if you look up one line - there is a clue there to answer all your questions You: cheater Stranger: yes Stranger: cheater? You: nah jk jk jk Stranger: oh you have met my husband You: lol Stranger: muah You: I have You: He's a nice guy Stranger: he likes you to even if you a bit pretentious You: Of course You: Im eDuCaTed Stranger: hee hee Stranger: yes you are and that is a good thing Stranger: but.... Stranger: not everyone know calc You: Instead how bout you and me go out for dinner tonite Stranger: i would but I cant You: Aww why not? I won't tell your husband Stranger: he's gone and thankful he is still alive Stranger: hee hee You: Ok.... You: Stranger: simple Calc ha ha ha ha Stranger: { :8 ) You: wth??? You: What is that potato chips??! Stranger: awww you no likeie You: yur a weird one Stranger: yes but You: Im not quite sure yur even a girl You: or a little kid Stranger: well i am pretty sure but not a girl and not a kid girls dont have ex husbands they have ex boyfriends You: (*3^) Stranger: right You: oic You: good point Stranger: i not that strange Stranger: but your young right You: of course You: young and hot blooded You: nah jk Stranger: ha ha ha Stranger: what is nah jk Stranger: I am not that young You: just kidding Stranger: ohhhh cool Stranger: tks You: np Stranger: that i know You: good Stranger: so were are you a young person? Stranger: what state You: of course we youthful kids love to help the elderly Stranger: I am in NJ You: california Stranger: fu Stranger: ha ha You: haha You: NJ?!! Stranger: yes You: isn't that where the white ppl live Stranger: we have all kindsa people here in NJ Stranger: just like you You: sure... You: just like cali You: are u joking?! You: we are the most diverse state here Stranger: i am sorry i dont understand Stranger: oh ok Stranger: if you say so Stranger: np You: we got the blacks, whites, mexicanos, latinos, asians, chinese japanese, vietnamese, philipinos, pinoys...etc You: and the Irish Stranger: ha ha ha ha Stranger: no jews? You: except jews You: we dont like em Stranger: nobody does it seems like these days You: yea You: its a shame You: I for one love them more than anyone Stranger: well they are a religion not a race Stranger: do you feel short changed by that You: indeed and blessed by God Stranger: you are blessed by God? You: I am not a filthy Jew Stranger: ohhhhhhh Stranger: you might be You: you? Stranger: and not know it You: sure.... You: how do u not know calculus???????????????????????!!!!!!! You: aren't u elderly Stranger: well it wasn't in my school You: what there wasnt calculus? You: were u in WW2? Stranger: correct Stranger: no Stranger: i was to old to enlist You: hahahaha Stranger: ha ha ha You: dang u are old You: I like you Stranger: i like you too you are a lot of fun to chat with You: Not that like You: u know the romantic kind You: with flowers and candlelights Stranger: like is not romantic love is You: fine... You: I have a confession to make... Stranger: please You: ...saranghae Stranger: your a bot You: lol Stranger: saranghae???? You: I am...? Stranger: jk You: see You: u thought I was gonna say something else You: too bad You: keekekkeekkekeekek Stranger: are you in college or high school or......work You: college of course You: u better not still my info You: steal You: what is 10+10 Stranger: 20 You: good You: ok this proves it Stranger: oh no the smoking gun You: huh? Stranger: you never heard that term You: what is that the 80s? You: the 70s? You: hippie movement? You: elvis? You: beatles? You: eisenhoweer? Stranger: ha ha you been suck in to much calculus and not enough life You: what?! You: how dare u say that Stranger: you heard me You: go back to Canada Stranger: now go to your room Stranger: ha ha You: go back to hippie Stranger: NOW You: what>>> You: what the heck Stranger: go to your room.... You: do u have a kid or something Stranger: wait till your father gets home Stranger: no kids You: jeezus Stranger: you ? You: already so old You: me You: im still young and ready to go Stranger: dried like a juicy fruit Stranger: ewwwwwwwwww You: then yur as dry as a prune Stranger: pretty much You: then who are u to insult me so Stranger: pray tell who indeed are you sir You: my lady, I fear no harm but the night is long and my mask is still on... You: I have no idea what I just typed Stranger: ohhhh look at you and shakespere mmmmmmm Stranger: good try for sure You: hemingway You: what did that mean>? Stranger: ohhhhh look at you and hemingway...... Stranger: ha ha ha You: o wow Stranger: you are so nice You: be quiet old hag Stranger: you say that now.... You: if i saw u in public i wouldnt even bother helping u cross the street Stranger: oh i doubt that You: i wouldnt even open the door for u You: i would close the door on u and yur wheelchair Stranger: hmmmmm you are weak for the flesh Stranger: ha You: what? You: i dont eat people Stranger: you would drool to be my consort You: haahah u kidding me Stranger: oh thats no good You: wrinkled up skin You: baggy eyelids Stranger: at 34 fu You: uh huh? Stranger: ouch You: whats with the fu You: why u lie to me Stranger: your cruel to me You: no wait... You: i was kidding Stranger: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You: i was kidding You: forgive me my queen Stranger: crushed and forlorn You: I was not sober You: fate played a cruel joke... You: we were meant to be Stranger: blame you trouble not on the mead but on thy tongue You: shall i slit thy tongue for your love You: O fearful tongue thou shall not escape You: ! Stranger: fate!? there is but only on fate worthy of the weak You: ok what are we doing?? Stranger: oh no perhaps you may new your tongue You: u know Imma post this on a forum You: this is embarrasing.... Stranger: ha ha self realization have you had and eppiphany You: yes You: i finally realized that I..I...I You: love you Stranger: as such a young and ignorant age Stranger: you know not love but only the passion of thy loin You: Ouch... Stranger: good one right? Stranger: hee hee You: lemme make a comeback... Stranger: you may try dog You: O Juliet, my heart beats for you so You: I cant do it You: too good Stranger: yourdoing well Stranger: not good but well You: If you so desire, I would cut my loin and present it to you on a platter of gold Stranger: ouch Stranger: no no that wont be neccesaryl Stranger: cut out high sugar drinks or ciggs You: I can't because you are my high and low Stranger: hmmmm interesting I have no comeback for that, wish i knew calculus now. You: haaha You: Ill teach u calculus at my place! Stranger: ha ha wouldn't that be something Stranger: where in america are you You: California You: so really far... You: sadly Stranger: ahhhh Stranger: are you at school at this momment in Cali You: Yup Stranger: can I ask where Stranger: I never went to college You: berkeley Stranger: wow Stranger: nice Stranger: I have been there so nice Stranger: you are very fortunate You: u know berkeley? Stranger: yes You: funny You: i should be studying tho... Stranger: well i have been to the campus some trips to SF You: ah Stranger: what do you study You: thats cool Stranger: it was very huip You: majoring in biotech Stranger: hip Stranger: wow god bless you Stranger: that is something You: god bless you too Stranger: i mean you must be very smart You: Of course *lifts chin up and nods* Stranger: i am impressed You: you should be You: am I great or what?! Stranger: of course if you presently in the process of flunking out then now so impressed You: huh huh Stranger: you are Stranger: you are great You: awww no more insults Stranger: i couldn't get in a school of fish You: awww You: u must have a job though Stranger: yes i do You: cool Stranger: if you say so You: U should get married again Stranger: nooooooooooooooo not for a while You: have a a kid mebee 2 or 3 Stranger: you do that for me insted ok You: hahaha You: thats far off... Stranger: i am to busy You: ok You: that sucks You: u should relax some more Stranger: well gotta make you life and dreams when ya can Stranger: relax ha ha boy you dontknow me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anna_123 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 mine was pretty disgusting.. alright it went like: you; Hi there~~ stranger ; i came 5 times today [O_o,<-- my reaction ] then he disconnected what a weird guy >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintcracker Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 holy mini cooper I tried this once hahaha the ppl on there are so weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDuk Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 You: hiii Stranger: AND I CAN FEEL LOVE AGAIN...BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU I DONT FEEL mini cooper....X-TAN...I WILL FIND YOU.. weird..... >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seafood Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I got a little 17 years old boy telling me about his girl problems lol & then there this person. . . You: Hi Stranger: do you liike horses? You: yes You: you? Stranger: would you like one? Stranger: i am looking to give mine away to a kind, loving home You: I live in a city Stranger: perfect! Stranger: he is an indoor horse Stranger: very compact, he prefers to live in drawers and cubbords You: uh huh Stranger: he enjoys the company of plants and glasses Stranger: do you have them in your house? You: I don't think so Stranger: excellent, that was a trick question Stranger: he hates them Stranger: one final question: what is your credit card number? Stranger: this is no scam sir, i want to give you my horse! You: good one buddy Then the person was about to say something but I got disconnected so idk You: hi Stranger: hi You: are you a normal person> You: ? Stranger: yes You: good Stranger: where u from? You: cause I am an alien You: coming to your planet to take over You: so take this message You: and send it out to your people You: NOW!!! You: count down You: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ovaltinejenkins Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 dude, i always start by saying weird things or asking weird questions like... "WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF POKEMON?!" that's an easy ice breaker lol here's one i had just now. EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE!! but that's the lyric >__<' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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