Your Ideal Girl

[Guest Yzma]

Girls Girls Girls!!

My ideal girl hmm..

Looks wise

About my size but taller than me (not too hard I'm 5'4")

Dark short hair

Andro/tomboyish style

Personality wise

Witty and sarcastic (biggest turn on ever)

A little bad richard simmons but still kinda silly and fun

Oh and has to be a top hehe

[Guest Zumreed]

trolololol

[Guest dumas]

dude 5 4 and 100 pounds is really skinny, if you add boobs to that then you will already be at 110

[Guest sr20_onelove_det]

This should be fun.

I think I'll borrow this format:

Looks wise

Asian

Long hair

Fair skin

Leggy but proportional

Has meat on her bones

No shorter than 5'5 without heels

Gotta have booty

Does not dress like it's a funeral every day (all black)

Does not cake their face in makeup (cakeface)

Multiple ear piercing's are super hot

Tattoos are hot as long as they're generally concealed (none on the face please)

Personality wise

British/Aussie Accent

Intelligent. I don't dig well on un-intelligence

Outgoing and not shy

can carry conversation

adventurous

cute but not completely immature

knows how to drink a beer and has a good tolerance

does not like Justin Bieber (deal-breaker, baby)

ahahaha

[Guest Zumreed]

dude 5 4 and 100 pounds is really skinny, if you add boobs to that then you will already be at 110

I know a lot of people said 100pounds and 5'4. not everyone has the same body structure, muscle weighs way more than boobs.

[Guest omgladys]

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Ideal Asian Girl:

-Has to be pretty, really pretty.

-Big eyes.

-Pretty skin, has to be flawless or almost flawless

-Not too white, not too dark. (like Hyori skin colour)

-Hair has to match her face shape.

-Preferably straight hair, if it suits her.

-Preferably long hair too.

-Hair colour has to look good with her skin colour.

-Brownish hair colour preferably.

-A little make-up, not too much.

-Sporty, so skinny but not too skinny.

-110-120lbs

-Cute smile, not too big lips.

-Good face shape, kinda round.

-Wears grey contacts.

-Cup size B

-Small to flat butt.

-5'5 to 5'7

-Double Eyelids

-Plastic surgery is ok if it isn't too obvious, or too much.

-Hk-japanese mix, or japanese-Jorean Mix, or Hk-Korean mix.

-"White-washed", not too "fob". But a little fob is ok.

-Knows how to dress. Hip-hop-ish style.

-Clothing must look good on her.

-Must be able to dance.

-Must be able to sing.

-Has to match me, so we look good together. But not match so much that it looks like we're related.

-Long fingers, but not too long.

-Nose can't be too big.

-Long Legs

-Feet not too big.

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Hmmm... am I too picky?

Grey Contacts? That's an odd one! Everyone keeps saying double eyelids! Ahhh, Dear God, Thank You for making me the way I am, even though I don't satisfy most male fetishes. ;]

P.S. What does REALLY pretty mean? O_o

[Guest omgladys]

Most guys want a girl that can cook! My only two attempts at cooking ended as following:

1. Salsa exploding on my face

2. Oil spitting from the pot, tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor & walls, & a frantic girl trying to clean everything up before parents saw the catastrophe.

Haha, looks like I'm staying single, or find a man who doesn't mind my lack of culinary knowledge.

[Guest epicpwnage]

Message to all the girls who are reading this thread:

If you find that your self-esteem is a bit rocky after reading this thread. Think about it like this:

No one on this world could have their ideal mate. No one on this world doesn't have a flaw.

The entire point of love is that you accept eachother's flaws and love them nonetheless. So if you do not fit in some of the categories stated, don't fret.

Instead, look at yourself like you are the ideal girl. You are going to find someone who is going to love you, your flaws and all.

Because in the end, the ideal girl doesn't exist. It's the person you love. And the person you love is much greater than ideal.

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, change yourself in any way to fit someone's "Ideal Girl/Guy" image/personality. Because that will only bring pain to yourself. If someone really thinks you are ideal and loves you for that, then they don't love you for you. They love you for the positive, but when the negative comes out, their love will fade. Find someone who loves you at your worst and best and everything in between

(This goes for GUYS as well.)

[Guest PikachuHo]

My ideal type.. Err kinda simple bah:)

-Asian

-willing to cook for me(hopeful can cook well, if can't then I'll have to cook..T.T)

-Cute:)

-lyks childish stuff:)

-Lookout for me most of the time:)

-do things with me:)

-sporty:)

[Guest rache114]

I hope I'm not too picky.

- Pretty

- Takes care of self well

- Smart

- Fun / Outgoing

- Kind

- Caring

Simple and to the point. And no you're not being too picky. Have you seen the other posts? Your's is a sentence compared to their's.

[Guest shun.]

im a girl as well BUT im gay

MY ideal girl

appearance

- rather that they're shorter than me but hey, im 5'4. yep. i tell myself good luck with that.

- dont mind what size cup they are so long as it's not too insane

- an richard simmons that nicely fills out jeans.

- fit but NOT tank. i'd hate to lose to my gf in arm wrestling

- not a walking fridge magnet. no offence to those with a lot of piercings but its not my thing

- several small tattoos is alright.

- knows how to dress themselves up and put make up on but only when they really need to

- my friend insisted i write "no greasy hair" but i argued they could just wash their hair and use pantene or something.

character

- not too pessimistic

- has a passion for something. Whether animals, sports or even stamp collecting?, anythings fine cause a girl with a passion is beautiful in my eyes

- makes the effort to smile at others

- likes hugs

- enjoys romantic stuff cause im one of those "hopeless romantics"

- non smoker and not an alcholic. I want a girl with self respect for their bodies.

- only swears for emphasis.

- understands the concept of recycling. We live in the 21st century... its not too hard to chuck stuff into a different bin

- tips and donates to charity. simple things show what type of person they are

skills and such

- i really don't want to be eating 3min noodles for the rest of my life but we could take cooking classes together. i don't mind cooking so long as she doesn't mind getting sick a few times.

- i kinda agree with the instrument thing. i rather be the one serenading or teaching my gf but if they can play then thats awesome. we can duet and write songs together.

- it'll be cool if they could be my gym partner.

[Guest Jackieeee93]

W.T.F

[Guest banh_xe]

hmm ideal gurl, mine would be:

-height within 5'5, 5'6, or 5'7

-weight less than 120lbs

-bmi of <20

-C>Cup size>AA

-long bangs and tails =]

-light blue nails

-double eyelid

-small lips =D

-flat butt

-and finally a gamer kind of chick!!!!!!!!!!!

wow i wonder if this is even possible

thats like toally me.. but now the first one though

[racheln]

wow im suprised some guys are saying flat butts, thats new (to me atleast) lol.

well, this is what ive picked up from the guys I hang around

looks:

big boobs - usually a full C

tan smooth, clear skin

fit and not too skinny - got curves

between 5'5-5'7

doesnt wear too much make up

a phatty (big bum lol)

personality:

caring, honest

good cook

knows her music/hip hop, not just name drop but can name the producer etc.

chill

not too clingy

smart

tasteful tatts and piercings

confident

lets the guy do things for her sometimes but still on that independent tip

can roll a blunt (wifey status <3)

& some sexual related things that i dont think would be appropriate lol.

[racheln]

She must be Korean

She must not be White-Washed

She must have medium-long hair

She must be from NJ, NY, or South Korea

She must be energetic

She must like Coffee

5'2", 5'3", or 5'4" only

She must have bangs

She must have black hair

She must own a pair of Nike Sneakers

She must be able to cook raw meat

She must have A or O blood type

She must speak Korean more than English

She must listen to Korean music

She must be able to stay by my side ALWAYS!

She must know how to french kiss

She must hug me everyday

She must have a cute cellphone

She must like Pho, DonKatsu, Udon Noodles, and Fish Sticks

She must be below 120 pounds or less

She must like lollipops

She must own a video camera

She must have friendly, chill parents who are open-minded

She must be talkative, but not too talkative

When I smoke, she should not tell me to stop. She should smoke with me.

When I drink, she should never tell me, that's enough. She should drink with me until I stop.

She must own one piece of A&F Clothing

She must have angel or "addicting" eyes

She must have a mixture of a good attitude and a bad attitude

She must memorize my birthday, my social security number, and all my important personal info within a week

She must drive well

She must make me smile alot

my ideal girl:

1. milky long legs with no hair, if i see hair it is coming off

2. clean vagina- nicely shaved and tight (good sign she's slept around if it's loose)

3. she can't be a rainbow and put out too easily, but will have sex eventually when the timing is right

4. is a lady on the street (innocent and a good girl) but an animal in bed

5. knows how to tease and makes me beg for it (girls, you have to learn this)

6. has her own morals that she holds reasonably

7. knows how to keep a conversation going when i deliberately test her with silence (girls like these are hard to find)

8. doesnt give me an impression that she has slept around with alot of guys

9. offer to pay for dinner and dates as a sign of being nice even though you don't really want to

10. was not in a gangbang im not into that stuff

11. grapefruit size richard simmons that are pink, i dont want them too big thats a turnoff

12. sucks, doesn't bite.

13. she's gotta be the type i can bring home to my parents

14. smart, studies hard but also understand that there is a time for play

15. doesn't complain

16. nice long sexy bangable hair that can also be tied up in one of those semi ponytails so we can see the bare neck, that sh!t gets us horny

17. flat stomach

18. no piercings or tattoos

19. says the right things during sex, or better yet, doesn't talk much during sex

20. independent and doesnt call 24/7 (this will drive a guy crazy and he will most likely leave her after he beds her)

21. isnt into gossip but does it occasionally

22. not too tall, being tall myself i hate girls that will compete with me.

and by the way petite girls are better in bed because they are easier to pick up and throw around. and also clothes look cuter on them.

23. she must be above an 8.5 on the 1-10 scale, unless she fulfills all the requirements above, then average looking is not so bad.

24. has some sort of hobby, may it be basketball, dancing, collecting stamps. (that stuff adds to her cute and innocent side)

25. wears short skirts occasionally to show off her legs, but doesnt overdo it (overdoing it implies sluttyness, which i despise)

26. gets along well with my friends

27. nice clean forehead

28. plays the conservative girl at parties and doesnt say shallow dumb things that make her seem like she's trying too hard.

29. better yet, she cooks an awesome meal after we have sex

30. soft white skin

31. does not over-accessorize but does it to a manageable extent.

32. sexy voice

23. a girl who i can wrestle with in the nude and doesnt cry after i beat her

34. a girl who is charming and can make you horny just by saying the right things

35. doesnt cry or get too emotional after sex, but remains relaxed.

lmao thas wassup

[Guest iPhets]

Multiple ear piercing's are super hot

Tattoos are hot as long as they're generally concealed (none on the face please)

omg im a girl but i think these are super hot too, and im planning on getting them

a lot of guys i've talked to said they don't like them though (piercings and tattoos) but why?

doesn't bother me because i'm definitely getting them one day, but im still curious

I agree! I hate it when people assume skinny = unhealthy because someone is "obviously" starving themselves. ffs, go away, we have high metabolisms.

i agree with this too. everyone around me thinks i starve myself..seriously. well i do, but only when i need to (my uni timetable just happen to have no breaks for 7 hours straight, but moving on..)

my mom is the worst when it comes to this however.. its rather ironic because sometimes she tells me im eating nothing when im right in front of her devouring a tub of ice cream

[Guest BigPanda]

Appearance:

-Asian

-Cute face

-Not chubby

-Cute butt 

-Small breast

Personality:

-Kind, caring

-Smart

-Not party typed girl XD

-Love me for who i am

[Guest StarSaviour]

while other girls are saying this thread is a self esteem crusher, for me it's a self esteem booster. xD

some of the qualifies you guys described, i fit in it and it feels good.

I lol'ed

Gentlemen! Stop EVERYTHING!!! We've found THE ideal girl!! 

[Guest miwari]

-IQ 160+

- Passionate about psychology, sociology, and genetics

- Admires Alfred Adler, Piaget, Erik Erikson, Freud, Richard Dawkins, Hu Jintao, Jay Joseph, Steven Pinker, Philip Zimbardo, William James Sidis, etc.

- Traditional and cultured

- Chinese

- Loves China above all

- Fluent in English and Chinese

- Knowledgeable in all fields of science (except geology and zoology)

- Likes English grammar

- Dislikes history, anime, geology, zoology, fiction, etc.

- A psychologist, preferably in humanist or cognitive psychology

- Must be either an ENTP or an INTP

- Must not like and read fiction books

- Must focus on domestic affairs

- Must follow me to my peaceful, solitary farm in China

- Practices calligraphy

- Supports educational reform and social speculation

- Supports genetic engineering

- Does not support twin studies

- Dislike Thomas Bouchard

- Believes in my expansion and reformation of science

- Trusts my intelligence and brilliance

- Believes in my far superior intellect and knowledge

- Must be highly fluent in all psychological works and experiments conducted prior to 2000

- Updated on scientific advancements

- Must know what race, ethnicity, nationality, and culture mean

- Must not be a radical supporter of anything

- Generally, does not talk or move a lot

- Must worship my superior intelligence and existence

- Favorite philosopher is Jean-Paul Sartre

- Must China more than loves own family

- Must be fluent in sociology

- Can clearly examine the construction of race, gender, and out-groups/in-groups in contemporary U.S., etc.

- Must have some basic knowledge in herbal medicine, evolutionary biology, physics, chemistry, and philosophy

- Must have adept knowledge in mathematics

- Must be a reasonable, rational skeptic

- Sings well, preferably equivalent to Nancy Sit or Roman Tam

- Must realize I am the greatest genius to have ever lived, and therefore must worshhip me

- Must be as caring, shy, introverted, reserved, care-free, knowledgeable, etc.

- Must realize that humans are more similiar than they are different

- Must not like art or music, but must know how to play several instruments

- Must be simplistic and self-actualized

- Does not enjoy sports or exercise, yet must not be fat

- Supports pluralism over assimiliation

- Be fluent with works on ethnic development, genetic engineering, etc.

- Willingly participates in my experiments, if asked

- etc.

This is a basic outline; modifications can and will be made.

Just thought that this was worthy of a bump.

Ok I'm pansexual so I'll attempt to write my criteria.

- must like me

the end.

I seriously don't care about who the ideal guy or girl in my life is. I once had a criteria that particular people had to meet to date me, and I met someone and they threw it out the door. So I guess this is all just idealistic thinking. My ideal person is some one who I like and some one who likes me.

[Guest blackjackVip]

^ agree.

someone who i like and someone who likes me....

that's all there is to it.