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    I'm a guy too and I have a small face....I dunno it kinda richard simmons me off sometimes because I think it looks weird, but yea whatever I guess...

     

     

     

     

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    I LOVE Yakult - I drink package after package after package.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    When I was younger, I'd always get the lecture about how my mom had to do like 100 math problems every night, blah blah. My mom eventually stopped with that, but now I get more and more lectures about responsibility, blah blah.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    LOL I thought of a few:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    When I went to Taiwan fall 2004, my dad took me to this castle looking place that was a really nice cafe. As a castle, there were flights of stairs, and for some unknown reason I decided to run up each flight of stairs. First flight of stairs, I slipped and fell flat on my face - BAM! Pretty embarassing since the host down in the lobby saw me. Okay whatever. I ran up the second flight of stairs. BAM! I slipped again. At this point I was like "WTF are these stairs like slanted or something?" I decided to push my luck one more time and run up the third and final step of stairs. BAM! I fell again. The host then walked up the stairs and asked if I was okay. Haha -___x

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Then this other time (here in the US), my mom took me to this hip bistro place and I guess I drank too much that night and actually got kinda buzzed. I got up and said I was gonna go use the restroom. There were a short flight of stairs (like 3 steps) up to go past the bar and to the restrooms. I set foot on the first step, then for some reason fell face down. People in nearby tables were looking at me, prolly thinking "Damn that kid got drunkkk". Haha

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Oh and the whole "person opening their arms to hug someone" thing has happened to me before too. I was just walking to one of my classes and this one girl throws her arms open to say hi to a friend and she smacked me right in the face. Haha

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Also in my civics class this year, my friend sitting next to me wanted to poke me for some reason (I kept bothering her like the first 10 mins of class). Right at that moment, my teacher turned off the lights because he was going to project notes over the overhead. My friend ended up smacking me in the nose for some odd reason.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    My mom just says I'm "hallryu" or whatever that term was. But it was weird because back in 2003 when I liked Ayumi Hamasaki (we were in Taiwan for spring break) my mom was all like "Blah blah blah you shouldn't like Japanese so much because they were traitors blah blah did all this bad stuff to China. Japan is our enemy. Blah blah blah".

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    But as for Korean stuff, my mom doesn't have much to say - just that I'm "hallyru".

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Oh, I remembered like back in 2003 when I went to Hong Kong during the summer...on the escalators there are these weird clear plastic signs that hang down, and I see them, yet I kept leaning my head out over the escalator to look down at the floors below, then BAM, BAM, BAM - 3 of those plastic signs hit me in the face, one after another.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Embarassing

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Back in 9th grade I didn't know crap about skincare and that morning I used this random lotion (turns out it was a glitter body lotion) on my face. During 4th period that day, we were all doing work and I was whisper talking to the girl who sat in front of me. She turned around to look @ me face-to-face as we were talking, then suddenly out of nowhere, she asked (in a LOUD voice too) - "Are you wearing make up?" I was just like -________- woww

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Awkward

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    This one is kinda dirty, but also my freshman year, one time during 3rd period I had to use the restroom. As I went in, I heard what sounded like 2 guys talking. Low and behold, they were jacking off and they both came out of the same stall loudly saying how good it felt to do that @ school, blah blah. I completely turned around and didn't even use the restroom.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I'm a guy and have naturally long (and curly) eyelashes. In 8th grade, these 2 girls straight up came up to me and asked if I wore mascara...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    One day of my junior year, 2nd period ended and I was walking to my 3rd period. So this one guy who just walked out of a classroom and scrutched his throat and spit - right onto the right side of my face (I walked past him right @ that moment). It was more awkward than embarassing because it was so unexpected. All the guy said was "My bad, dawg". Nasty

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Qian Tian - Jay Chou

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Kai Bu Liao Ko - Jay Chou

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Kiss Goodbye - Wang Lee Hom

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    I still cannot believe that the before & after pics are of the same girl.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Her skin got a LOT lighter (prolly because of the lighting and foundation), and man, oh man did her eyes get HUGEEEEEE.

     

     

     

     

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    I was good friends w/ this one girl my sophomore year...then suddenly she stopped talking to me and would purposely ignore me if I tried talking to her. I didn't understand what I did wrong, so I was just like "richard simmons it"....

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ...then come the last day of school, and I learn from that girl's best friend that my "friend" didn't like me anymore because I was too skinny.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    What's worse is I later found from another friend (who was also friends w/ my ex-friend) that she (my ex-friend) made fun of me in her yearbook, drawing a picture of me and labeling me as a stick-figure.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I mean, are you serious? You would stop talking to someone because of their body type? That's so low.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Well, I was born with long eyelashes, and I'm a guy. And when my double eyelids do come out, my eyes look..."pretty" I guess you could say? In 8th grade I remember a group of girls went up to me and asked if I wore mascara, and what's worse is my freshman year, these 2 richard simmons were making fun of me, saying how I looked like a girl.....because of my eyes. It was really gay, but richard simmons all that.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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